Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Tom McAn** · 12-02-23 22:11

On second thought, I was browsing body rub ads on Bedpage this evening and noticed an ad for three spas, one of which is the one on Harland Road. So it appears my initial assessment may have been mistaken.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23118371.html

I stand with my fellow monger in asking what is a Bi Bo Ting Negative Ion Health Preservation Device?

**Tom McAn** · 12-02-23 15:27

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...693598496.html

Anyone pull the trigger on this one?

Let me know if this one is worth trying if anyone has the scoop.

Also, what the hell is a Bi Bo Ting Negative Ion Health Preservation Device?

That's a good question. Your guess is as good as mine. Based on the info listed in that ad, though, I'd regard that spa as not offering any extras until a senior says otherwise.

**TheOuroboros** · 12-02-23 13:54

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...693598496.html

Anyone pull the trigger on this one?

Let me know if this one is worth trying if anyone has the scoop.

Also, what the hell is a Bi Bo Ting Negative Ion Health Preservation Device?

**TheOuroboros** · 12-02-23 13:51

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...693196048.html

Thai Annie is back in town. One of my favorite Thai independents if you want a young (30's). A lot of Thai providers have man-made enhancements / plastic surgery but if you're like me and like a natural beauty untouched by surgical knives and silicone. Annie is def a recommend. Gives a good massage and has a full menu available.

**WalkerC** · 12-01-23 15:09

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

Same story here sent a text both to Rosemary and another ad I saw for someone same Veronica in the same tune. Crickets.

I saw Veronica.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...692605727.html

I don't believe the pic is her, but it is a fair representation. She is located in one of those rent an office space like the Fairfax Latinas crew uses. There are no other tenants that I saw so it office space looks to just have opened. Massage was ok, could actually be very good if she tried to make it good. She wanted $ for prostate and $$ for everything and would not negotiate. I declined both. I asked her if she was alone or other girls there too? She said it was just here so I'm not sure if Rosemary is there or not. Though the ads are the same. Her English was also not great so she may not have understood what I was asking. I would not repeat with Veronica, but would probably still try Rosemary.

By the way, Rosemary did finally respond to my text after I had already seen Veronica. All she said though was M-F 9-6.

**BlueVrod** · 12-01-23 13:34

Thanks for the great review Ouroboros. Sounds like you sample the whole crew -1. Long ago I sample a couple of Latinas massages but their massages are just pushing your muscle with a couple of fingers and doucing you with the whole bottle of oil but the latina that's all you would get with massages. I tried to see one of the girl at that location couple months ago but she would do extened menu so I left. Since your review, I might see a couple of them for their menus.

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

I figure I'll go ahead and gives my 2-cents on my experiences with the Latina FFX operation for what it's worth. They work out of the fifth floor above the building where Comfort Spa is located. It's an office building with various rentable offices intermixed so this place isn't the most clandestine in nature and you'll be working past other legitimate (allegedly) businesses while heading to the location. Nevertheless here we go.

Anahi: Anahi is a cute and probably the youngest face here offering the massages. She's not thin but not fat either. She's in ok shape on the surface but I couldn't tell you what she looks like underneath besides caramel skin and beautiful long curly hair with highlights. She was wearing a red shirt that exposed her midsection and short shorts. She looks pretty identical to what you see in the pics. Her massage is average, more of a light touch with teasing of the ass, most of the girls on the list follow the same formula of hot towels after 40 min with clean up and then the flip. On the flip she said she offers a final feliz, or happy ending for extra tip but wouldn't do any extras. None. Couldn't get her to remove anything she was wearing. No roaming UTC, just a basic HJ with minimal effort. For that reason I probably wouldn't repeat. Tho as always YMMV. We didn't click.

5/10.

Blanca: As other mongers have pointed out. Blanca is probably the most guilty of not looking like her attributed photos. It's her but obviously with some heavy filtering and our outdated / edited pics. She's far more rounded and while she has tits and a booty, she also has a protruding belly that may turn some people off. For me she scores bonus points because I do like a full menu with my massage and she's open to it with little to no negotiation which I like. She was wearing a sweatshirt and yoga pants but I told her to do away with them entirely and give me the full package. For $. 2 she would comply and there was no more haggling after that. Much appreciated in my business dealings. Pounded away in the bag and finished with a head massage. Not much else to say other than what was reported by others already pretty much had the same dream. For that reason I rank Blanca higher. If you want assurance over YMMV then she's worth a try but I probably won't repeat.

6/10.

Caroline: I clicked pretty well with Caroline. Even tho she's a bit of a plain Jane in the looks department, she's basically middle of the pack neither thin nor fat. Round in the right areas. She was wearing a denim dress and after the massage I was able to convince her out of it and because I brought the cover charge I was able to get FS for an additional $. 2. I would repeat with Caroline but unfortunately I have not seen her ads and I'm not sure she's still included in the circle of trust. Nevertheless she's one of my better choices on this list

7.5/10.

Jennifer: Jennifer is big but she's busty. At least that's how she looks underneath the white t shirt and shorts she was wearing. Looks accurate to the photos online. Unfortunately I couldn't get her to remove her clothes to get a good look at that rack. Would have liked to. Just wasn't on the table for me. Mediocre massage. Mediocre flip. Standard NOVA, little roaming, no chemistry. Oh wells. YMMV but we didn't gel. Won't repeat.

4/10.

Natasha: She's a total hottie from Santa Cruz and easily the most attractive on this list. Saw her during the Tgiving holiday and per my previous review she was wearing the Christmas dress just like the photos online. I really wish she offered more than a topless HJ, especially considering I paid FS prices for it. If she did, she'd be the best on this list and arguably the only one worth seeing. But I have to dock a few points since I think other girls on this list offer better service even if they lack Natasha sexiness. However, if you're looking for the most attractive girl at this location, look no further. Would repeat in hopes of getting more miles per gallon on the next field trip.

7.5/10.

Ruby: Ruby is chubby but she wears her weight extremely well. She has an attractive face and despite her size I find her very attractive and very appealing. Seen her twice and she comes off as shy but she has a naughty side. She was wearing brown spandex top and bottoms and boy let me tell you. Her natural phat ass looks great in them. Would love to go the distance but Ruby has clear limits and also won't take off her bottoms. Standard NOVA+. She allows UTC and to her credit, she at least gets super into the HJ. She's a great tease and she'll stick out her tongue and spit on your pickle while stroking it. It's a dream I wouldn't mind having again and again and it always makes me want to return for the performance alone. Really wish she offered more.

7.5/10.

Wendy: I have not had a visit with Wendy but did see her in passing. She's definitely the largest gal here and having seen her in person compared to the photos it's fairly accurate. She's round like the blueberry girl from Wonka when wearing her blue shirt and dark pants. She has a cute face, cuter than some of the others on this list which is a real shame because I would consider going to see her if she was 50 lbs lighter. Is a pass for me but maybe if she offers a full menu I'd try for kicks.

0/10.

Veronica: I have also reviewed Veronica in the past. She is a Bolivian MILF with man made Ds and a definite BBL. Despite her age she's in great shape and definitely one of the more attractive girls on this list. Another positive is that I think her massage skills are better than the other girls previously mentioned. Not professional by any means but better in comparison. Another bonus and the most important aspect is her menu is expanded. She offers FS and you can get her out of her workout top and army colored yoga parts to reveal her dark caramel skin in all its multipositional glory. From Mish to K9, I love taking Veronica to pound town. You get the best of both worlds here. An attractive provider and full access to extras. She's the clear winner on this list here

9.5/10.

**Dunkinhne** · 12-01-23 12:41

Same here. I was finally able to get one to confirm that they're in the Reston area but then nothing. Hoping someone can crack the code for us as it would be nice to have another Latina option in the area. I've wasted enough money with the FFx crew.

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

Same story here sent a text both to Rosemary and another ad I saw for someone same Veronica in the same tune. Crickets.

**TheOuroboros** · 12-01-23 01:37

Originally Posted by Dom2071 [View Original Post]

I mean, maybe you have different standards but from her video call yesterday with me to see what she looked like, she was not at all how you described her. She was fairly short, older (maybe 50) and somewhat dumpy / plump. To each their own but for the prices she charges you would likely get a far better looker for not much more money. Maybe she just is that good with the male anatomy to overcome appearances. But I'll pass.

By saying I haven't seen her myself. So I had no idea what she was going to look like, I just was able to find the ad in question and wanted to fill in the missing pieces of the puzzle.

My apologies if she turned out to be a dud.

**TheOuroboros** · 12-01-23 01:34

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Anyone get any type of response from this one?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...692606086.html

I've texted a few times and crickets.

Same story here sent a text both to Rosemary and another ad I saw for someone same Veronica in the same tune. Crickets.

**TheOuroboros** · 11-30-23 22:26

I figure I'll go ahead and gives my 2-cents on my experiences with the Latina FFX operation for what it's worth. They work out of the fifth floor above the building where Comfort Spa is located. It's an office building with various rentable offices intermixed so this place isn't the most clandestine in nature and you'll be working past other legitimate (allegedly) businesses while heading to the location. Nevertheless here we go.

Anahi: Anahi is a cute and probably the youngest face here offering the massages. She's not thin but not fat either. She's in ok shape on the surface but I couldn't tell you what she looks like underneath besides caramel skin and beautiful long curly hair with highlights. She was wearing a red shirt that exposed her midsection and short shorts. She looks pretty identical to what you see in the pics. Her massage is average, more of a light touch with teasing of the ass, most of the girls on the list follow the same formula of hot towels after 40 min with clean up and then the flip. On the flip she said she offers a final feliz, or happy ending for extra tip but wouldn't do any extras. None. Couldn't get her to remove anything she was wearing. No roaming UTC, just a basic HJ with minimal effort. For that reason I probably wouldn't repeat. Tho as always YMMV. We didn't click.

5/10.

Blanca: As other mongers have pointed out. Blanca is probably the most guilty of not looking like her attributed photos. It's her but obviously with some heavy filtering and our outdated / edited pics. She's far more rounded and while she has tits and a booty, she also has a protruding belly that may turn some people off. For me she scores bonus points because I do like a full menu with my massage and she's open to it with little to no negotiation which I like. She was wearing a sweatshirt and yoga pants but I told her to do away with them entirely and give me the full package. For $. 2 she would comply and there was no more haggling after that. Much appreciated in my business dealings. Pounded away in the bag and finished with a head massage. Not much else to say other than what was reported by others already pretty much had the same dream. For that reason I rank Blanca higher. If you want assurance over YMMV then she's worth a try but I probably won't repeat.

6/10.

Caroline: I clicked pretty well with Caroline. Even tho she's a bit of a plain Jane in the looks department, she's basically middle of the pack neither thin nor fat. Round in the right areas. She was wearing a denim dress and after the massage I was able to convince her out of it and because I brought the cover charge I was able to get FS for an additional $. 2. I would repeat with Caroline but unfortunately I have not seen her ads and I'm not sure she's still included in the circle of trust. Nevertheless she's one of my better choices on this list

7.5/10.

Jennifer: Jennifer is big but she's busty. At least that's how she looks underneath the white t shirt and shorts she was wearing. Looks accurate to the photos online. Unfortunately I couldn't get her to remove her clothes to get a good look at that rack. Would have liked to. Just wasn't on the table for me. Mediocre massage. Mediocre flip. Standard NOVA, little roaming, no chemistry. Oh wells. YMMV but we didn't gel. Won't repeat.

4/10.

Natasha: She's a total hottie from Santa Cruz and easily the most attractive on this list. Saw her during the Tgiving holiday and per my previous review she was wearing the Christmas dress just like the photos online. I really wish she offered more than a topless HJ, especially considering I paid FS prices for it. If she did, she'd be the best on this list and arguably the only one worth seeing. But I have to dock a few points since I think other girls on this list offer better service even if they lack Natasha sexiness. However, if you're looking for the most attractive girl at this location, look no further. Would repeat in hopes of getting more miles per gallon on the next field trip.

7.5/10.

Ruby: Ruby is chubby but she wears her weight extremely well. She has an attractive face and despite her size I find her very attractive and very appealing. Seen her twice and she comes off as shy but she has a naughty side. She was wearing brown spandex top and bottoms and boy let me tell you. Her natural phat ass looks great in them. Would love to go the distance but Ruby has clear limits and also won't take off her bottoms. Standard NOVA+. She allows UTC and to her credit, she at least gets super into the HJ. She's a great tease and she'll stick out her tongue and spit on your pickle while stroking it. It's a dream I wouldn't mind having again and again and it always makes me want to return for the performance alone. Really wish she offered more.

7.5/10.

Wendy: I have not had a visit with Wendy but did see her in passing. She's definitely the largest gal here and having seen her in person compared to the photos it's fairly accurate. She's round like the blueberry girl from Wonka when wearing her blue shirt and dark pants. She has a cute face, cuter than some of the others on this list which is a real shame because I would consider going to see her if she was 50 lbs lighter. Is a pass for me but maybe if she offers a full menu I'd try for kicks.

0/10.

Veronica: I have also reviewed Veronica in the past. She is a Bolivian MILF with man made Ds and a definite BBL. Despite her age she's in great shape and definitely one of the more attractive girls on this list. Another positive is that I think her massage skills are better than the other girls previously mentioned. Not professional by any means but better in comparison. Another bonus and the most important aspect is her menu is expanded. She offers FS and you can get her out of her workout top and army colored yoga parts to reveal her dark caramel skin in all its multipositional glory. From Mish to K9, I love taking Veronica to pound town. You get the best of both worlds here. An attractive provider and full access to extras. She's the clear winner on this list here

9.5/10.

**TheOuroboros** · 11-29-23 23:32

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...692571644.html

Decided to TOFTT here and give this place a shot.

Appt was easy set up to a place on maple in Vienna. Was hoping to find a new UTR Latina but when I went upstairs I was greeted by a familiar face, one I was very much less enthused by.

The person here was a part of Haydee's old crew. This place is connected to a small salon and I guess they were happy to scoop up Haydee’s old trash in an attempt to scam mongers like me out of some dough. The short pudgy peruvian chick who went by Kathy I believe. Anyway nothing to really say. An overpriced and underwhelming massage with no extras.

I should have turned around and went home but I once again went against better judgement on the grim hope that maybe the new location would yield better results but all I did was prove the definition of insanity. 120 bones for a mediocre massage and case of blue balls, which had to go be drained at a nearby AMP I went to on the way back home.

Don't be tempted by this one. You're better off watching paint dry.

**WalkerC** · 11-29-23 21:26

Anyone get any type of response from this one?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...692606086.html

I've texted a few times and crickets.

**Retire** · 11-28-23 20:07

Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]

I've visited her a few times and have gotten zero signs of extras. PM if someone has been luckier than I've been with her.

Definitely only legit massage and very serious about it. No "extras" here. Having said that, the legit massage is excellent and Janine is a very sweet person.

**KidFarian** · 11-28-23 12:26

Originally Posted by EnderPete [View Original Post]

This is on their site.

"We are a proud member of "Respect Massage". We hold ourselves to the highest standards of an ethical, boundary-driven practice. As a "Respect Massage" member, we have a zero-tolerance policy for solicitations of any kind. Jokes, innuendo, and inappropriate requests are taken seriously and will result in the swift termination of the session with no refund. When choosing a practice displaying the Respect Massage logo, you can have confidence in the safety and professionalism you will experience as a client. ".

It is listed in multiple places as well, so this doesn't mean 100% nothing extra available, but certainly doesn't seem likely.

I've visited her a few times and have gotten zero signs of extras. PM if someone has been luckier than I've been with her.

**EnderPete** · 11-28-23 12:14

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

I always pass by this place when hitting up the Latina joint located on the same floor but wondering if extras are on the table.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...691952256.html

PM me if you have info.

This is on their site.

"We are a proud member of "Respect Massage". We hold ourselves to the highest standards of an ethical, boundary-driven practice. As a "Respect Massage" member, we have a zero-tolerance policy for solicitations of any kind. Jokes, innuendo, and inappropriate requests are taken seriously and will result in the swift termination of the session with no refund. When choosing a practice displaying the Respect Massage logo, you can have confidence in the safety and professionalism you will experience as a client. ".

It is listed in multiple places as well, so this doesn't mean 100% nothing extra available, but certainly doesn't seem likely.