Massage Parlor Reports

**RyanLandis** · 11-24-23 19:59

Originally Posted by FreeWilly555 [View Original Post]

Went to Yumi on Rancho. Man things are bleak since new code Enforcement. Yumi has to be late forties, C section scar, flabby body and no pretense about what she wants to happen. She has ok big tits but generally looks like a heavy set older Chinese aunt. This place won't last long do to unsophisticated lack of screening prior to deeds. I would be careful my brothers. Be safe.

LOL. Thanks, Willy. The standards of some of the mongers are a bit lower from where most of us want to be.

Hard to get a baseline unless you know the reviewer and their past reviews.

**FreeWilly555** · 11-24-23 19:04

Originally Posted by Marathon805 [View Original Post]

I will be traveling to Baldwin park again this weekend to see Yumi from nicoles.

Note: If you know you last more than 5 minutes to finish ask for 45 minutes.

Went to Yumi on Rancho. Man things are bleak since new code Enforcement. Yumi has to be late forties, C section scar, flabby body and no pretense about what she wants to happen. She has ok big tits but generally looks like a heavy set older Chinese aunt. This place won't last long do to unsophisticated lack of screening prior to deeds. I would be careful my brothers. Be safe.

**AsianEater** · 11-24-23 00:47

I noticed a new massage spot opened up by Burrito Express on Ventura Rd, across from the airport.

Anyone check it out yet?

**Marathon805** · 11-23-23 15:12

Originally Posted by MrRyo [View Original Post]

Really? I checked it out and got FS.

I was curious from the 2 reviews if it was the Yumi from Nicole's, but it wasn't.

This Yumi is from Hong Kong, 28 years old (I asked). C cups, body was good. Her looks: 7/10.

Massage was good and on the flip it was okay. Seems she got annoyed that I didn't pop in 5 minutes so she definitely rushed me and killed my mood.

50 at the door 30 minutes - 140 tip.

Will return to see other talent.

I will be traveling to Baldwin park again this weekend to see Yumi from nicoles.

Note: If you know you last more than 5 minutes to finish ask for 45 minutes.

**MrRyo** · 11-22-23 22:47

Originally Posted by RyanLandis [View Original Post]

Hurry if there is FS. In to it won't be open long.

Few nights before I posted. Just call and see who is working.

**RyanLandis** · 11-20-23 20:00

Originally Posted by MrRyo [View Original Post]

Really? I checked it out and got FS.

I was curious from the 2 reviews if it was the Yumi from Nicole's, but it wasn't.

This Yumi is from Hong Kong, 28 years old (I asked). C cups, body was good. Her looks: 7/10.

Massage was good and on the flip it was okay. Seems she got annoyed that I didn't pop in 5 minutes so she definitely rushed me and killed my mood.

50 at the door 30 minutes - 140 tip.

Will return to see other talent.

Hurry if there is FS. In to it won't be open long.

**RyanLandis** · 11-20-23 19:08

Originally Posted by MrRyo [View Original Post]

Really? I checked it out and got FS.

I was curious from the 2 reviews if it was the Yumi from Nicole's, but it wasn't.

This Yumi is from Hong Kong, 28 years old (I asked). C cups, body was good. Her looks: 7/10.

Massage was good and on the flip it was okay. Seems she got annoyed that I didn't pop in 5 minutes so she definitely rushed me and killed my mood.

50 at the door 30 minutes - 140 tip.

Will return to see other talent.

What day (s) does she work? Or when did you go?

**MrRyo** · 11-20-23 15:27

Originally Posted by RyanLandis [View Original Post]

Swan on Rancho. I checked it out and extras weren't available.

Really? I checked it out and got FS.

I was curious from the 2 reviews if it was the Yumi from Nicole's, but it wasn't.

This Yumi is from Hong Kong, 28 years old (I asked). C cups, body was good. Her looks: 7/10.

Massage was good and on the flip it was okay. Seems she got annoyed that I didn't pop in 5 minutes so she definitely rushed me and killed my mood.

50 at the door 30 minutes - 140 tip.

Will return to see other talent.

**RyanLandis** · 11-19-23 23:57

Originally Posted by HermosaSurfer2 [View Original Post]

Hey all. What spa or address is this? I've looked on RM and in the Yellowpages for a San Spa anywhere near TO and it shows up in neither. I'd be more than willing to go do a follow up and give a report if I knew how to get there.

Swan on Rancho. I checked it out and extras weren't available.

**HermosaSurfer2** · 11-19-23 23:43

Hey all. What spa or address is this? I've looked on RM and in the Yellowpages for a San Spa anywhere near TO and it shows up in neither. I'd be more than willing to go do a follow up and give a report if I knew how to get there.

Originally Posted by Kingsli [View Original Post]

Since I'm being pushed by a buddy to contribute.

He's talking about Swan Spa on Rancho rd, Thousand Oaks.

I also got to see Yumi at Swan spa as well. She's the one with dark brown long and straight hair. C cups, looked 5 ft, 115 lbs, 25-30 yrs. Slim waist and a round ass. Curves in the right spots. Better than many Asian girls in terms of proportions. Yumi's English was also quite good so it was actually nice talking with her.

Massage was on the more sensual and delicate side with a lot of consistency. Yumi was real patient whenever I asked her to target an area or I voiced her to do something a little different. Felt like melted butter at like 3/4 of the paid hour. Yumi wrapped things up with BBJ. Whether it's an act or not, her appearing to be really into it made it much more hotter. Like hands moving everywhere and slurping and moaning noises as she is rubbing and clawing her hands all over me.

Yeah real steamy. I was so relaxed for the rest of the night.

**Scarface805** · 11-19-23 04:13

I went to King Spa during the week, I was greeted by Jennifer, medium built, tattoos, I would say she's in her late 30's to early 40's. Jennifer was not my type, I was hoping someone else walked through the door for my massage. It was Jennifer, she was a little heavy for my taste. She tried to upsell her services but I didn't give in, she was asking for 180. She didn't really turn me on so I just gave a tip for the massage. I wasn't really impressed. I will try elsewhere next time.

**RyanLandis** · 11-18-23 23:22

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**Kingsli** · 11-18-23 15:38

Originally Posted by RyanLandis [View Original Post]

There are 2 in that complex. A new one with banner out front and another which offers waxing and hair work. Which one is Yumi?

Since I'm being pushed by a buddy to contribute.

He's talking about Swan Spa on Rancho rd, Thousand Oaks.

I also got to see Yumi at Swan spa as well. She's the one with dark brown long and straight hair. C cups, looked 5 ft, 115 lbs, 25-30 yrs. Slim waist and a round ass. Curves in the right spots. Better than many Asian girls in terms of proportions. Yumi's English was also quite good so it was actually nice talking with her.

Massage was on the more sensual and delicate side with a lot of consistency. Yumi was real patient whenever I asked her to target an area or I voiced her to do something a little different. Felt like melted butter at like 3/4 of the paid hour. Yumi wrapped things up with BBJ. Whether it's an act or not, her appearing to be really into it made it much more hotter. Like hands moving everywhere and slurping and moaning noises as she is rubbing and clawing her hands all over me.

Yeah real steamy. I was so relaxed for the rest of the night.

**AsianEater** · 11-14-23 00:38

Originally Posted by RYKean [View Original Post]

Last week had an incredible time with Lucy twice over the weekend. Very pleased. Will repeat!

Are you referring to King Spa in Oxnard? I called and asked if Lucy was working and they told me there was no Lucy.

**RyanLandis** · 11-09-23 18:42

Originally Posted by LilFireFairies [View Original Post]

I had to get some boring ass appointments out of the way. Next couple hours or so had some down time. Unfortunately my mechanical mod was out of vape juice. Conveniently stopped by The V spot Vapor to grab some. Nice spot. Like around and Rancho Rd / Alamos Dr Saw saw a nearby AMP. Got some juice, and in the mood for some more thrills. But yo, I lucked out big time with Yumi. She's this petite Asian, late-twenties, standing about 5 feet tall and weighing around 100 pounds. Rocking some killer C cups under her tee and long straight jet-black hair tied up. She keeps up with her body with them round ass thin waist. Better than most other girls at AMP's. Spot on English. Was kinda hard to keep up a convo staring at her DSL, smooth as silk skin, and an actual ass with that petite waist. No issues communicating with her too. Chatting with her added to the overall experience that you don't get from other places as well.

When she worked like my back and shoulder, she had a very soft but effective style. When it came to the main event, Yumi didn't disappoint. She straight up turned it to 100. Her attention to detail was insane. The light strokes of her fingernails and her soft whispers were just the start. I swear, it was like the most intense ASMR session ever. Whether it was the standard rubdown or BBJ, she was all in. The vibes were unreal and made the whole experience even hotter. And the way she moved when I was in her mouth? Pure artistry, bro. Then the climax hit me so hard I almost bit my own lip off.

After freshening up, I thanked Yumi for one hell of a time. Maybe it was the tip I left or whatever, but her smile as I was leaving. Man, made it hard to walk out the door.

Don't fall in love with Yumi bro lolll. Good session.

There are 2 in that complex. A new one with banner out front and another which offers waxing and hair work. Which one is Yumi?