Massage Parlor Reports

**FreeBlastOff** · 08-24-23 08:19

Over the past week I've had some dreams.

I've been to Herndon Spa a few times, and never had a great experience. This last visit was similar to one a while back. Taken to the front room, told to get under the sheets. Provider (tall, thin, cute, bleached blond) avoided any hint of any fun. Decent massage, but otherwise nothing. Never gave me the chance to reach out and touch her, and she kept a comfortable distance from jr. I guess they thought I was LE.

Comfort Spa in Fairfax. Chubby provider. OK massage (hard elbows, I hate that crap). I asked for softer a few times. After about 30 min, teasing while on my belly was nice. On flip, lots of fake noises from her and rushed ending.

**LoveDemAzn** · 08-23-23 13:13

Originally Posted by Jacko52 [View Original Post]

Are there any women in their 20's?

You not going find lady in their 20's working at a AMP in the dmv area. If you looking for them then try the agency in nova.

**RoboMayor** · 08-23-23 11:11

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

I wouldn't put Linda and Grace at the same age group. Linda is late 30's. Maybe she ages well, but she is definitely under 40.

She takes great care of herself and has aged wonderfully!

**WalkerC** · 08-23-23 09:53

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Leah siting.

Seniors PM me for details.

Ops. Sighting.

**FourNick8** · 08-23-23 09:02

Originally Posted by Aureliano [View Original Post]

Long time lurker, decided to start contributing as I'm finally free from my ball and chain, haha. I saw the recent review of J&y in Burke a couple of weeks ago and had checked it out as. I live close by so it is convenient but the experience was subpar. The provider I had said her name was Mia. The TS was nice but there is zero massage and the FS activities was rushed. I held my price at 140 but Mia asking 160 and seemed pissed for not getting an extra 20 from me. Maybe that's why she rushed me. BJ was rushed as well. Not worth the time given the bad attitude.

I found Soft Touch further down on Rolling Road, close to intersection of Old Keene Mill off in a medical office park behind the Giant supermarket. I saw Hanna and FS and BJ was pretty good, no rush. TS was good. Banged the hell out of her and she did not complain. She was cool with 140 tip. I followed up a second time with her and had a good time again.

Hanna is a sweetheart and a Korean who gained a bit of weight since COVID but is still a joy to fuck. For a larger tip she will do BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM. One time she tried to DFK me right after CIM if that is your thing.

**Jacko52** · 08-23-23 06:57

Originally Posted by LoveDemAzn [View Original Post]

Linda is probably in her early 40's. She just age well like most Asian that take care of their health.

Are there any women in their 20's?

**WalkerC** · 08-22-23 22:59

Leah siting.

Seniors PM me for details.

**LoveDemAzn** · 08-22-23 20:23

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

I wouldn't put Linda and Grace at the same age group. Linda is late 30's. Maybe she ages well, but she is definitely under 40.

Linda is probably in her early 40's. She just age well like most Asian that take care of their health.

**SuzhiLang** · 08-22-23 20:11

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

Enjoyed my visit. Comparable to a visit with Linda (Angel) under different metrics of course.

Even though we all have different preferences, I wondered why some posts were "hot" and other posts, like this "cold".

It's important to compare apples (massage parlor's) to apples and not apples to oranges (Escorts" or Agencies). If you're looking for a under 30 provider, Agencies / Escorts may be a "better option" however the trade-off of providing your PI (Ashley Madison Hack) may not appeal to some.

Within the Massage community, I really don't see better options. Both Grace and Linda (Angel) are "old" compared to the New York Massage Community, however compared to the Northern Virginia Massage Community, they are easy on the eyes.

I wouldn't put Linda and Grace at the same age group. Linda is late 30's. Maybe she ages well, but she is definitely under 40.

**Start2** · 08-22-23 19:39

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

Grace is old. Not "full retirement age" old where she is eligible to collect the full amount of social security, LOL, but she is not under 50, you can see it in her face and thinning hair on top. You are right, not my cup of tea, there are better options out there and I'm giving a honest review of my experience with this place.

Enjoyed my visit. Comparable to a visit with Linda (Angel) under different metrics of course.

Even though we all have different preferences, I wondered why some posts were "hot" and other posts, like this "cold".

It's important to compare apples (massage parlor's) to apples and not apples to oranges (Escorts" or Agencies). If you're looking for a under 30 provider, Agencies / Escorts may be a "better option" however the trade-off of providing your PI (Ashley Madison Hack) may not appeal to some.

Within the Massage community, I really don't see better options. Both Grace and Linda (Angel) are "old" compared to the New York Massage Community, however compared to the Northern Virginia Massage Community, they are easy on the eyes.

**Aureliano** · 08-22-23 17:00

Long time lurker, decided to start contributing as I'm finally free from my ball and chain, haha. I saw the recent review of J&y in Burke a couple of weeks ago and had checked it out as. I live close by so it is convenient but the experience was subpar. The provider I had said her name was Mia. The TS was nice but there is zero massage and the FS activities was rushed. I held my price at 140 but Mia asking 160 and seemed pissed for not getting an extra 20 from me. Maybe that's why she rushed me. BJ was rushed as well. Not worth the time given the bad attitude.

I found Soft Touch further down on Rolling Road, close to intersection of Old Keene Mill off in a medical office park behind the Giant supermarket. I saw Hanna and FS and BJ was pretty good, no rush. TS was good. Banged the hell out of her and she did not complain. She was cool with 140 tip. I followed up a second time with her and had a good time again.

**TommyHaveFor99** · 08-22-23 05:39

First post in this thread. Looking for a rec for a place with a milking table or good milking massage. Any recs? Bonus if they rim too.

**NyHornet** · 08-21-23 14:36

Originally Posted by SmittyJ [View Original Post]

I couldn't resist and swung in to Spring massage to TOFTT. 30 minutes $50 drew sasha (maybe, she didn't speak english well at all). She was tiny liw 40's spinner type, small ass and tits in short jean shorts and tank top. Not terrible on the eyes. Massage was pretty good she worked hard to get the knots out which I did need. 20 min massage then flip to soft touch. Handshake started nice and slow but she ended up putting two hands around and jack hammering. I asked her to slow down and she thought I meant stop. I showed her myself the speed I wanted and she understood, it was vetter from there. I popped and she cleaned me up in about 5 minutes. She then said thank you as in we are all done evem though there were 5 minutes on the clock.

She was ok with OTC roaming but when I snuck my fingers up her shorts she moved away and didn't want that. There was no negotiation on flip but when I left. 4 tip she asked for. 60. I told her that's all I had. I didn't want to open this place up with high tip expectations that we are seeing around so stuck to my guns.

I don't love the location, I am sure the 2 small businesses on either side are suspicious of what's going on in there. Looking forward to other reviews at this location soon.

I tried to stop a few days ago and only one lady there and she was busy. She came out, gave me a hug and tug on my junk and said come back in 40 minutes. I said I would return on another day. She identified herself as Lisa, was average looking and 40 ish, but quite friendly. Will try again soon.

**NyHornet** · 08-21-23 14:26

I've had a few excellent deep tissue massages by Nichole at Massage Vigor, but nothing sensual and my senses have told me not to try, But I wanted to ask the board if anyone has had a more personal touch from this cute lady. I thought she was Mary that worked at Oasis in Gainesville a couple of years ago and she did get sensual a few times before she supposedly returned to NY. But Nichole said she never worked there. If nothing else, she does provide a very good massage and I recommend.

**NyHornet** · 08-21-23 14:19

Originally Posted by MrFairfax [View Original Post]

Never, ever, ever go to a Chinese AMP. Their service sucks, their hygeine sucks, their talent 99% of the time sucks. Reading this just made me sad. I really wonder how these places stay in business with all the good K-AMPs we have around here.

Koreans all day every day brother.

I don't know where you go, but I've had many good to great massages and sometimes more with lovely Chinese ladies and clean places.

And I've had some terrible experiences with both Chinese and Korean providers. I wouldn't condemn all of either persuasion.