Massage Parlor Reports

[SmittyJ]

Went to warrenton massage therapy a few weeks back to get my occassional nice 30 minute massage with HE for. 9 total. Good as it always is, no extras.

So, as I was walking in a rather butch looking lady with a rainbow sticker on her car was pulling up. Much to my surprise she walked in as I was being wisked to my room. I heard her go into the next room as I got undressed. When my 30 min as up, I swear I hear that familiar sound of a wet clit being rubbed. As I walked by the door to leave I heard it louder and swear I heard moaning.

So this begs the question. Are there lesbian mongers using AMPs to get off too??

I really don't think I was hearing things but I guess other parts of a massage could sound lme that.

[BbqCreme]

Made a trip to May Wellness.

All the girls were busy so the mamasan Nicole handle offered to work on me.

She looks good for her age, standard HE finish, allowed me to nurse.

Her English is great, and she's always telling me about her new girls.

Told me about a new girl named "nana", apparently this is her "first time" doing stuff like this.

Anyone get to try her?

[RubLover21]

Golden Therapy on Leesburg Pike went through a patch last year with some frumpy and uninspiring providers.

But a rule in this business is that things change, and I thought I'd give them another shot. Lately I have had great attention from Candy and June. 30's-40's with soft clear skin, firm titties, and a nice attitude. June even got naked and climbed on to the table with me for a cuddle before we were off for the main event, and never asked about the tip.

The other rule is YMMV but I will say both times were good value.

Be clean, be ready, be nice and let the lady lead.

I was pushing my luck, but stopped by again and the door was opened by Tina, who answers to the same description as Candy and June. She started the massage at my head, and I took the opportunity to gently pull on her hips so that she was intimately rubbing against my scalp. She didn't seem to mind at all, so I tugged lightly on her panties. Two wiggles and they hit the floor. Dress came up on the flip. She gestured towards my head and hopped on board for a vigorous 69. I don't know what they're putting in the tea, but bring it on!

Golden's a good inside-the-Beltway option for those of us living centrally.

[NyHornet]

But in the interest of fair play, I have seen my fair share of ladies who provide mediocre service and then demand a plate of mithril when they are only worth the silver of steel at most.

There's nothing wrong with this monger choosing to walk away with HIS hard earned cash when he feels he's being swindled, and while I would have agreed with your post prepandemic; GPS has affected this land like a blight upon the earth. From my own experience I do notice that on average I am paying about $40-60 more for the same service I was getting 5 years prior, and perhaps you can chalk it up to inflation but in the most comical of ironies I often joke that I used to get better service from these ladies years ago when I was a 300 lb tub of jello than I do now that I hit the gym 4-5 times a week. It's not a flex, but if nothing else it's given me a bit more confidence in regards to putting my foot down when a 60 year old crone whose diet consists of only rice and cigarettes is going to tell me that a hand job will cost me 100 schmeckles.

While it is true you do catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar. The pendulum swings both ways. If these ladies didn't try to nickle and dime every customer and put a little bit more effort into making them feel welcome and satisfied. Then they'd be seeing a lot more of that same customer and build a clientele. It's the kind of foresight of basic alegrara that these ladies lack. If you charge one guy 20 $ below the market price for FS but see him every week. You'll end the month with $600 vs seeing him once at $200.

On top of that said monger might even come to the board to let his bretherin know that he just got served up something special, and the impact of a meaningful interaction at this AMP could be enough to open the floodgates and get these ladies the payday they've been so craving. Otherwise the poor attitude simply leads to a day shift of just twiddling their fingers or bickering to their families on WeChat for 6 and half hours while wondering where all the mongers are at?

That all being said. Always be nice to the ladies. If they hound you for a $20 tip it's best to just part with the Jackson and never set foot into the place until there's a rotation. Be nice to the ladies. Walk away with a smile and then post to the board to make sure other mongers avoid the place. That will let boss know they either need to re-educate the girls or get some new players who better understand the game.

Yes, there are two sides to every story, but also guys who "cheap the ladies" might be the reason some want you to get off the table and pay before doing a finish. I hate that, but it's somewhat understandable if guys have been stiffing her when it even comes to a reasonable or minimal tip.

[NyHornet]

Maybe it's just me, but I find it annoying and rude when the provider demands a tip in a pushy fashion. I'm willing to tip for extra services, or for exceptional service, but I don't believe a tip is automatic.

The other day I went to the 2nd floor place in Noblewood / Golansky. Paid for an hour. Massage was below average, basically just going through the motions. About 40 min in, she starts presenting the menu. After a minute or two of negotiation, I finally concluded that I wasn't feeling it and thanked her for her time. She then starts insisting that I pay her a. 2 tip. And was pretty persistent and pushy about it too. So let's go over the facts here: I paid for an hour, got 40 min of a sub par massage, and no extras. I'm thinking she should have been refunding me rather than me paying her a tip. So I thought it was more than fair to skip the tip.

Also went to another spot nearby last week, arrived just before closing and could only do 30 min. Received a halfway decent / average massage for about 20-25 minutes (it definitely wasn't 30). No extra services. Once again, the provider demands a tip at the end. This time the other provider came out and they double team me pushing for the tip. It was quite comical so I played along a little bit, and eventually they FaceTimed a third lady who spoke better English in a continued effort to get me to pay a tip. At that point, I was mostly turned off by the rudeness of demanding that I pay a tip, so I just left.

Again, I've got no problem paying for services rendered and rewarding extra effort. But just a little worn out by the MP culture of demanding tips.

You should always tip! It can be minimal if service is mediocre, but you tip. In the first case you chose to end the session early. That's on you, not her. Also keep in mind that not every massage place does extras. They still deserve an appropriate tip. Do you not tip your barber? Do you not tip a waitress? Just be appropriate.

[JimBliss478]

Most of this I have found to be 100% true. But as with most providers YMMV. In my several visits with Cindy there as been absolutely no negotiations. Also she has never moved away from FIV. But again YMMV.

100% agree with comment about Vivian. As for Gabby, my first visit or 2 I was not impressed. Then 1 visit something between us finally clicked. Last few visit have been very good.

You're right that YMMV. Maybe it's time to give Gabby another try.

[DarkRai2]

Those looking for a good place in Fre-Burg, check out CiCi's just east of Rt 3. Details in F-Burg, which are good, forum and left a report there of a visit. Some good fast food near by at Cook out. Do read their forum as there have been some stings and shutdowns.

[WalkerC]

Per Sandra's recommendation, I also tried out Cindy.

Couple notes to make:

1. Confirmed that Cindy is a young girl (late 20's) from Colombia.

2. Came to the USA to study english. Her english is better than Fabiola, Cecilia, and Adriana.

3. Pretty shy at first. Opens up a bit once you keep asking her questions about herself.

4. Did not tell me about her bf or former bf. Cannot confirm if she's in a relationship but don't care.

5. Taller than more girls at FHOH.

6. Not bad looking. I give it maybe 7 out of 10. B cups and ass is alright. Nothing like Fabiola's or Cecilia's BBL big ass LOL.

7. No CFS, BBFS, and CBJ. Only HE on the first time. She said more will be available on next appointment..

Most of this I have found to be 100% true. But as with most providers YMMV. In my several visits with Cindy there as been absolutely no negotiations. Also she has never moved away from FIV. But again YMMV.

100% agree with comment about Vivian. As for Gabby, my first visit or 2 I was not impressed. Then 1 visit something between us finally clicked. Last few visit have been very good.

[FearlessFlash]

Tried out the newest place in manassas, do not recommend. Paid for a 4 hand hr CFS for $$$ but within minutes of stripping down the door bell rang so that 3 way became a 2 way immediately. Right after you can tell the remaining woman was trying to finish as soon as possible. I don't know the language but I can infer she was saying "did you. Yet?" From her body language and movements. Sadly she knew what she was doing and within minutes it was over.

She came back only to tell me to get dressed and GTFO. Which I was so pissed about that I just did as I was told. I paid for a 1 hr CFS 3 way and got a 15 minute single CFS, she wasn't even naked. Ending up paying double what I should have because of that switcheroo. Neither can speak English worth a damn either, so were highly dependent on translations apps. Sadly I can't say it's the worst experience I've had, but this is a major reason most don't try out new places. There is only a small percentage of good places and this isn't one of them.

[JimBliss478]

I dreamed I called to make any appointment with Sandra since I had not seen her in a while. She always recognizes my voice when calling and she knows I like to try out new girls whenever she has one. Tells me she has a new girl named Cindy but she is not available until an hour after the time I was looking for. Since I was in no big hurry I could easily waste some time so I agree.

I get there and Sandra is behind the desk. I was hoping Cindy would be so I could get a look at her first. Some of the girls there are never, or seldom, the ones that work out front because their English is so limited. I assumed this might be the case with Cindy. I pay the house fee and Sandra leads me to a room.

During my dream I'm in the room for a few few minutes and the door opens, Cindy says "hello, how are you?" He English sounds pretty good, but it's also hard to tell with one pretty basic sentence. Of course I am face down, but I left my head out of the head rest to try to get a look, of course it's dark, but doesn't look too bad.

It only takes me a minute of my dream to realize her English is actually pretty good and she is pretty chatty. She tells me she is from Colombia and that she had been in the states for about a year. This is her first week at FHOH. She said she is 28. She also tells me she has a BF. She seemed like a very sweet girl but I was itching to get a better look.

As with most girls there her massage is pretty so so. Not bad but definitely no the best I've ever had. She did not seem to mind some leg and ass rubbing, her ass seemed pretty nice. Even managed to slide my hand between her legs a few times with no objections. After what seemed like only 10 minutes of my dream she asked me to flip, I'm thinking this is going to be a quick dream since I booked an hour. But I go with it since I really want to get a good look at her.

Cindy is pretty attractive, I would say maybe a 7 or 8 out of 10. In my dream she asked me, "you want a my a massage here?" Of course I say "yes". As she starts she asked me if I tip her, I say "of course". But no real negotiations. She takes direction pretty well and slows down when I asked her to. She is a bit shy and reserved but After a few minutes she is stripping down to just a bra. She has a nice body, though probably only a B cup. She never removed the bra but did allow my to pull her breast out and nurse for a few minutes. Oh, by the way she is very wet. I whisper in her ear that I want more. I'm my dream she continues with a very good HJ and be before long I have some FIV, which she seems to enjoy. I whisper again that I want more and she says, "I can't do that". I suspect because she has a BF.

She finishes me off and cleans me up and gets dressed, I'm thinking that was not even close to an hour. But the she tells me to relax and continues the massage. As she does we chat a little more and it ends up being pretty close to the hour. After I got dressed and left it was just about 55 minutes.

All in all a pretty good time. I left her a Bengi because she was really sweet and hoping it might help for more in my next dream. I will return.

Per Sandra's recommendation, I also tried out Cindy.

Couple notes to make:

1. Confirmed that Cindy is a young girl (late 20's) from Colombia.

2. Came to the USA to study english. Her english is better than Fabiola, Cecilia, and Adriana.

3. Pretty shy at first. Opens up a bit once you keep asking her questions about herself.

4. Did not tell me about her bf or former bf. Cannot confirm if she's in a relationship but don't care.

5. Taller than more girls at FHOH.

6. Not bad looking. I give it maybe 7 out of 10. B cups and ass is alright. Nothing like Fabiola's or Cecilia's BBL big ass LOL.

7. No CFS, BBFS, and CBJ. Only HE on the first time. She said more will be available on next appointment.

8. She wanted $ for the Nova finish. *sigh* I did not like that but I think she can be talked down on the price.

9. She allowed nursing but you have to initiate.

10. She quietly moves away on FIV.

I'll give another chance but so far, Sandra is on top. I really do like Cecilia. Fabiola is decent and same for Adriana. Didn't have the best experience with Gabby and Viviana LOL.

Hope this was helpful.

[JimBliss478]

Most of the time when I call Sandra answers the phone, if not her then usually Gabby. They are the only 2 that really speak good enough English to book an appointment. Typically when you ask for a massage they will ask "what time? They will then list who is available at the time you requested. If Cecilia wasn't named then she was probably already booked for that time. Try asking if she is working that day and when she's available. She has been very popular and tends to book up quickly.

Random story about Gabby. One time I called and I assumed Gabby picked up. At that time, I think I asked for Sandra and was told she was not available but recommended Gabby and that she's good. I was like "no thanks, I'm not interested". That call did not go well LOL and I think she hung up on me.

Appreciate the helpful advice. What concerned me was when I called for Cecilia, they told me she was not available at the time I requested. I went with someone else instead. When I was leaving FHOH, I ran into Cecilia in the hallway (awkward I know), she told me through google translate that she was actually available at the time I requested. Weird but I'll have to be more flexible to get the time slot that Cecilia is available for.

[WalkerC]

I'm a big fan of Cecilia. Her energy and BJ skills are amazing. Only thing that sucks is the language barrier but it's all good.

Cecilia once mentioned she works pretty much every day but whenever I call, the lady on the phone does not mention Cecilia. Always trying to push Fabiola or Gaby or Cindy.

I wonder what's going on. I hope they don't push Cecilia out. Yes she's older but her customer skills are much better than others.

Then again, there's always Sandra. She is still one of my FHOH favorite.

Most of the time when I call Sandra answers the phone, if not her then usually Gabby. They are the only 2 that really speak good enough English to book an appointment. Typically when you ask for a massage they will ask "what time? They will then list who is available at the time you requested. If Cecilia wasn't named then she was probably already booked for that time. Try asking if she is working that day and when she's available. She has been very popular and tends to book up quickly.

[Member #6802]

There is a place on Golansky that advertises a lot, the papa san at the register. It has always been a crappy place imo. If you are into dudes, however, apparently there is also a short bald Asian man there that will be happy to help you.

I know of 2 places on Golansky. The one listed in original post. On 2nd floor on corner of Norwood and Golansky. The other is in shopping center near the car wash.

The latter used to advertise a male masseuse there, but my visit last January, only women worked there.

Backstory for clarity. After a couples massage with spouse and my big mouth teasing wife about another woman touching her, she dared me to get a massage from a guy. So I went to this one, but got massage from 50+ Asian lady since no men worked there.

[Member #6802]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23029142.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23010841.html

I saw a couple of good comments on Tara, but curious if she offers HE or other extras?

Didn't see any comments for second link, Tina. Although further from me, she lists a decent package of services. Anyone partake in any waxing or manicure services? Also, does she offer HE or other extras?

[CanaPunter]

If you want a good massage go to Massage Envy or reaserch the Forum for providers that give CMT level service.

The problem is that everyone writes "CMT level massage" about places with no actual massage. Kiko from Diamond Flash has no clue about massage and yet if you search the forum, you will find "Best massage in the DMV". Forever Wellness grandma did not even pretend to massage during my visit yet forum is full of "excellent massage skills" etc etc.