Massage Parlor Reports

[Sticker]

Needed a quick release recently and didn't feel like driving to hypno, which is closer to my office than to my domicile. So, I swung by Harmony Massage on Santa Ana Ave in CM, even though it has never been a top choice for me. It's a Viet overpriced place (aren't they all), and although I once got BBFS from a newbie there six years or so ago, most of the time it's a jack shack. This time I drew about a 6 on the MILF scale, and I don't remember her name (may have been Amy, Linda or another generic provider name).

Once in a while a girl will offer DATY and then a jerk-off at Harmony; but more often than not they limit things to dropping their pants and raising their tops during stroke time. Maybe some feeding and ass / puss grabbing, but no FIV or FIA. That will cost $100 for a tip, or even more if you suck at negotiation.

Their HF is $50, so in doing a compare and contrast: $150 total at Harmony for limited service, vs. $180 total at a place like Hypno for BBBJ, DATY, DFK, and CFS, I'm still kicking myself for choosing Harmony for the quick drive vs. Driving just another 10 minutes to Hypno.

The only reason I'm posting this is as a caveat for guys who prefer a jack shack with perhaps a few little extras to avoid Harmony and stick with the ones you like such as BW, SH, etc. , where I assume most of you get a better ROI.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Why.

The only place I see it referred to as Believe is on RM, but even Hypnotherapy's management doesn't call it that. Then there is the big sign out front that says Hypnotherapy, and that name is also printed on their VIP cards. So either using the full name, or Hypno for short, is the way to go.

Glad you enjoyed Ada. For another Jackson, you would have got her nice, sloppy BBBJ.

For another Jackson he could have been hypnotized at believe!

[Sticker]

I totally got used to calling it that. But you're right, hypno. Yeah I thought about. Might try it out next time, does she do BBBJCIM?

Can't speak from personal experience, but she might. These days I'm a one-shot pony unless I'm going for an hour, so my preference is to blast inside the tunnel of love. However, Coco is very orally inclined, so I think she'd be down for that.

Note to Kammy: Nah, that ain't her. Like most places that advertise, they use fake pics. She's probably 5'2", GND cute, b-c cups, semi-round ass, and an incredibly cute personality.

[Gulongitlog]

Why.

The only place I see it referred to as Believe is on RM, but even Hypnotherapy's management doesn't call it that. Then there is the big sign out front that says Hypnotherapy, and that name is also printed on their VIP cards. So either using the full name, or Hypno for short, is the way to go.

Glad you enjoyed Ada. For another Jackson, you would have got her nice, sloppy BBBJ.

I totally got used to calling it that. But you're right, hypno. Yeah I thought about. Might try it out next time, does she do BBBJCIM?

[Grunion Runner]

Was my 5th visit to GreenM in Fullerton today. I like going this after my workout cycle. Saw Jenny for my 4th time. When I got in she smiled and said she remembered me. Paid for the hh. I go in an ask her for a hard massage. She delivered. On the flip we did our usual $ . 6 for CFS. This time she asked if I wanted to use a cover and I said no. She smiled and told me I was crazy. Did BBFSCIP with her.

She's in her 50's, a slight belly, nice natural b with small nipples and areolas. Very bubbly personality. She's also a squirter.

[Grimmy23]

I had received a few favorable reports on a new girl at BW named Ivy, who was reportedly young, cute, and eager to please. Called Mindy to make an appointment and was told that she was on vacation until October. Vacation? She just started there. Mindy informs me that she has other new girls. I asked her who she would recommend who was like Ivy and she suggested Amy. Told me she was "very young, very beautiful, and gives very gentle massage. " Ok, Amy it is. I made an appointment for 11 AM. Showed up 2 or 3 minutes before 11 - normally I'm earlier than that but I hit a little unexpected traffic on the way this time. She says "Amy? You call me?" I said yes, we talked on the phone and I had an appointment with Amy for 11. She said "Sorry, Amy's busy and she's full for the day. " What? I had an appointment. She said "I have Coco. She's also young and beautiful. " Coco was sitting on a chair on the balcony outside the door just hanging out. I had seen her once before and she was ok, but I also wanted to give her another shot. I drove 30 minutes to get there so I figured what the hell, here's my second shot with Coco.

Unfortunately my second visit with Coco wasn't as good as my first. She's certainly pretty enough. I'd guess somewhere around 30, cute face, nice smile, and gives a good massage, but the extras are lacking. She doesn't do the ass work that BW is famous for. She doesn't do much ball tease. She will let you pull her shirt up and roam OTC down south, but no access inside the pants.

BW has a lot of new talent these days, and it's all younger and prettier than the old talent, but the level of service definitely seems to have declined. At one point in time BW was the best bang for the buck. For 35 house and 60 tip you'd get a decent quality massage with prostate work, a nice slow HJ with top up, and sometimes a little bit more if you were lucky. Now they seem to have shortened the leash quite a bit. I'm not sure I'm going to keep going there.

[PhineasPhreak]

Hmm is this vaccine related?

30-40 yrs Linda and Lisa?

120 mango I'm guessing?

Is it leaking blood or clear liquid I wonder? Fauci and gates said it's safe and effective LOL.

[Sticker]

Why.

Saw Ada at Believe. She is fairly attractive. Started with a nice CBJ. Didn't take too long though but she did use that tongue well. No massage or anything. She just told me take it all off. Then went for mish, dog, prone, and finish in mish. She has a decent body build with natural Cs. Total dmg $. 2 . Coco was the other one available.

The only place I see it referred to as Believe is on RM, but even Hypnotherapy's management doesn't call it that. Then there is the big sign out front that says Hypnotherapy, and that name is also printed on their VIP cards. So either using the full name, or Hypno for short, is the way to go.

Glad you enjoyed Ada. For another Jackson, you would have got her nice, sloppy BBBJ.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Anyone younger or just older providers?? The AMP's all around there are usually older from my experience.

Travel between China and the US was radically curtailed for a long period, but now the spigot has been re-opened and new providers are coming to relieve their older sisters who have been toiling.

There are a definitely some young cute new girls at SH such as Lynn, Liang, Jojo. One of them is really stunning, but also seems bitchy. Another one was less glamorous but seemed ready to rock. Yoyo is also really attractive although quite moody when it comes to her service. There are some old standby's like Linda, Lucy, and OG Helen. The rock star Rose seems to be on extended vacation back to China, but very cute, very good massage, and really great personality. A year ago, there were some very big menu girls like Sasha and Rose. A couple of times, even sitting in the lobby, I heard girls moaning like they were on their honeymoon night, or providing a meal for a monger with excellent tongue technique. I can't vouch for how much you can get now with the new girls, so you take your chances. But the good news is that anything is possible. Bring a good attitude, a smart phone with a translation app, a thick wallet, and don't come in like a slob. Some of these young new girls probably need some patient training to find their balance in their new line of work.

[Gulongitlog]

Saw Ada at Believe. She is fairly attractive. Started with a nice CBJ. Didn't take too long though but she did use that tongue well. No massage or anything. She just told me take it all off. Then went for mish, dog, prone, and finish in mish. She has a decent body build with natural Cs. Total dmg $. 2 . Coco was the other one available.

[KammyMike]

Well at least to me and other diners. But I digress. While a few places attempt more creative names, it's also been my experience throughout the years that most AMPs do recycle their names. What amuses me is when a girl is given a name at a particular parlor, but she forgets and calls herself by her name at her previous place.

Hypno gets creative sometimes, with names like Alive, Ada and perhaps Crystal, but yeah, they have also cycled through Yumi, Amy, Coco, etc.

Speaking of Coco, she is there currently, as I sampled her today. Cute, but not DDG, but she certainly kicks it up a notch by calling me her boyfriend repeatedly. That, and saying "good boy, good boy" as I'm pleasing her. Heck, she could be named Agnes or Bertha, and I'd still be all in.

Is this the Coco you're referring about?

[BraveNuPengwin]

Thank you for your reviews on this place. After I read a previous post you had about this place I tried it out again, and can confirm that YMMV, heavily. In my experience the girls at BW upstairs are more older, with only 2 I consider very attractive. Better chance of pulling a younger girl here.

The girl I pulled last time I went wasn't incredibly attractive, but she teased me well and had a fairly open menu. I would say the downside you mentioned is a very significant one, I find it hard to perform when the barriers between other customers is so thin, the curtains don't seem to cover all the way to the wall like it does at BW. Worsened too by the fact that there are male masseuses here, and customers who come for a legit massage. I wish they would do something to make the rooms more private, would come here more often if I had more privacy.

There's attractive girls at Bw?

[Mr Houdini]

My new favorite place is Sunny Health at Westminster & Magnolia, downstairs (next to the shop which is continually loading boxes on the sidewalk). There are some special advantages of this shop which keeps me coming back.

1. they have a large bullpen of talent, and they have a steady stream of new girls, but many long timers too.

2. PPS is rarely there and he seems pretty tolerant when he is there. As a result, its the kind of place where anything goes from legit to wow! Its truly YMMV.

3. Recently, I heard a girl tell a customer that he could meet her in a coffee shop on her day off. Another monger mentioned that many of the girls meet special customers for special adventures on their day off.

4. It sounds dumb, but I appreciate that most of the girls will sing a bit while doing doing massage. I guess this reflects the choice of Chinese pop songs. But there is positive vibe that is fun. I often hum along myself. With the hope that humming leads to a hummer.

5. Its not unique, but half of the girls wear skirts and dresses rather than yoga pants or 'no go' jeans.

6. Pretty decent massage with hot stones. All the girls go through a similar script which is fairly detailed. You can tell that these girls work hard, because most of them develop pretty muscular arms and shoulders. More than any other shop that I know of. One unique technique, which is kinda sexy, is that the girls with skirts, will get on top of you when face down, and to a do a massage from neck to ass using her bare legs and knees.

Downsides:

1. curtain rooms. And the rooms are pretty small. You will hear the fun in the next room, but it all contributes to the fun atmosphere.

2. even when you make an appointment, they might double book, and try to substitute another girl. You just tell them you are going to walk, and they get the correct girl in there, and let the other guy get the relief pitcher.

3. Usually no ass tease, but many of them do another tease which is great where you are face up, and she leans over with her boobs in your face, and then leans even further so her hoohah is directly above your face. Like waiving a steak in front of a hungry dog.

Thank you for your reviews on this place. After I read a previous post you had about this place I tried it out again, and can confirm that YMMV, heavily. In my experience the girls at BW upstairs are more older, with only 2 I consider very attractive. Better chance of pulling a younger girl here.

The girl I pulled last time I went wasn't incredibly attractive, but she teased me well and had a fairly open menu. I would say the downside you mentioned is a very significant one, I find it hard to perform when the barriers between other customers is so thin, the curtains don't seem to cover all the way to the wall like it does at BW. Worsened too by the fact that there are male masseuses here, and customers who come for a legit massage. I wish they would do something to make the rooms more private, would come here more often if I had more privacy.

[Mr Houdini]

Disclaimer: frequent BW, been to Air a few times and a few others so I'm not necessarily a noob.

Went here based off of your review. Probably one of the better massages I've ever had, and that's counting the legit places. Got Summer, who wasn't bad looking. Only thing is she didn't finish me off. Maybe because I gave a wholesome appearance, they probably thought I was there for a legit massage. On my way out, an athletic lady was checking in so maybe they figured I was a mainstreamer. Also one little grip was she left a crack in the door so it was never closed the whole time. I'd love to go back for a proper massage and get properly finished off. Any tips on how to do this?

I pulled Yuzu the first time I went. If I remember right. The older chick I spoke about who gave a great massage. She didn't finish me off the first visit and she didn't give any hints of it. It wasn't until the second time where I pulled another younger girl who's no longer there, and she was more aggressive and ended up finishing me. Being hard on the flip didn't hurt in showing them what I like at the end.

Yuzu was assigned to me a second time much later, and at the end offered to finish me. Emily who I mentioned is no longer there based off what I heard, was told she "went to China". Got another girl, not a MILF & can't remember her name, bit chubbier but same good massage. She finished me too.

After seeing this review I ended up seeing Summer. I thought she was really attractive, and she didn't hesitate in teasing me face down and finishing me right as I turned over. This was even with another woman audible in the hallway. Sadly Summer I was told "went back to China. " Eva said new girl Lucy was there to try. In my experience the girls there are 40 young /60 older, with a massage always coming out decent.

I think persistence is key, but with other options in OC and Costa Mesa alone I get wanting to see other places. But if you did like the massage getting another girl, getting comfortable with her, and her feeling the same way may result in a happier conclusion if she chooses to pursue the tip. However, don't know if manager Eva offers.

[Sticker]

Well at least to me and other diners. But I digress. While a few places attempt more creative names, it's also been my experience throughout the years that most AMPs do recycle their names. What amuses me is when a girl is given a name at a particular parlor, but she forgets and calls herself by her name at her previous place.

Hypno gets creative sometimes, with names like Alive, Ada and perhaps Crystal, but yeah, they have also cycled through Yumi, Amy, Coco, etc.

Speaking of Coco, she is there currently, as I sampled her today. Cute, but not DDG, but she certainly kicks it up a notch by calling me her boyfriend repeatedly. That, and saying "good boy, good boy" as I'm pleasing her. Heck, she could be named Agnes or Bertha, and I'd still be all in.

Yeah they have a small set of English names that they rotate through. They seem to be from a list from the 1970's. You don't seem to see many Ashley's, Leslie's, Harper's, or Claire's in the business. Many shops recycle names. A year or two after a Coco or Rose or Amy leaves, there will be a new Coco, Rose, or Amy. Perhaps these names translate into Chinese or are easy to pronounce for Chinese speakers. But it would be funny if they used their real names, and then we tried to remember and pronounce them correctly.

Names

Why are all the ladies named Amy, Linda, Lisa, Yoyo, Coco etc. etc.? I've seen two Amys at the same AMP which is pretty hilarious.