Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Anyone younger or just older providers?? The AMP's all around there are usually older from my experience.

Travel between China and the US was radically curtailed for a long period, but now the spigot has been re-opened and new providers are coming to relieve their older sisters who have been toiling.

There are a definitely some young cute new girls at SH such as Lynn, Liang, Jojo. One of them is really stunning, but also seems bitchy. Another one was less glamorous but seemed ready to rock. Yoyo is also really attractive although quite moody when it comes to her service. There are some old standby's like Linda, Lucy, and OG Helen. The rock star Rose seems to be on extended vacation back to China, but very cute, very good massage, and really great personality. A year ago, there were some very big menu girls like Sasha and Rose. A couple of times, even sitting in the lobby, I heard girls moaning like they were on their honeymoon night, or providing a meal for a monger with excellent tongue technique. I can't vouch for how much you can get now with the new girls, so you take your chances. But the good news is that anything is possible. Bring a good attitude, a smart phone with a translation app, a thick wallet, and don't come in like a slob. Some of these young new girls probably need some patient training to find their balance in their new line of work.

[Gulongitlog]

Saw Ada at Believe. She is fairly attractive. Started with a nice CBJ. Didn't take too long though but she did use that tongue well. No massage or anything. She just told me take it all off. Then went for mish, dog, prone, and finish in mish. She has a decent body build with natural Cs. Total dmg $. 2 . Coco was the other one available.

[KammyMike]

Well at least to me and other diners. But I digress. While a few places attempt more creative names, it's also been my experience throughout the years that most AMPs do recycle their names. What amuses me is when a girl is given a name at a particular parlor, but she forgets and calls herself by her name at her previous place.

Hypno gets creative sometimes, with names like Alive, Ada and perhaps Crystal, but yeah, they have also cycled through Yumi, Amy, Coco, etc.

Speaking of Coco, she is there currently, as I sampled her today. Cute, but not DDG, but she certainly kicks it up a notch by calling me her boyfriend repeatedly. That, and saying "good boy, good boy" as I'm pleasing her. Heck, she could be named Agnes or Bertha, and I'd still be all in.

Is this the Coco you're referring about?

[BraveNuPengwin]

Thank you for your reviews on this place. After I read a previous post you had about this place I tried it out again, and can confirm that YMMV, heavily. In my experience the girls at BW upstairs are more older, with only 2 I consider very attractive. Better chance of pulling a younger girl here.

The girl I pulled last time I went wasn't incredibly attractive, but she teased me well and had a fairly open menu. I would say the downside you mentioned is a very significant one, I find it hard to perform when the barriers between other customers is so thin, the curtains don't seem to cover all the way to the wall like it does at BW. Worsened too by the fact that there are male masseuses here, and customers who come for a legit massage. I wish they would do something to make the rooms more private, would come here more often if I had more privacy.

There's attractive girls at Bw?

[Mr Houdini]

My new favorite place is Sunny Health at Westminster & Magnolia, downstairs (next to the shop which is continually loading boxes on the sidewalk). There are some special advantages of this shop which keeps me coming back.

1. they have a large bullpen of talent, and they have a steady stream of new girls, but many long timers too.

2. PPS is rarely there and he seems pretty tolerant when he is there. As a result, its the kind of place where anything goes from legit to wow! Its truly YMMV.

3. Recently, I heard a girl tell a customer that he could meet her in a coffee shop on her day off. Another monger mentioned that many of the girls meet special customers for special adventures on their day off.

4. It sounds dumb, but I appreciate that most of the girls will sing a bit while doing doing massage. I guess this reflects the choice of Chinese pop songs. But there is positive vibe that is fun. I often hum along myself. With the hope that humming leads to a hummer.

5. Its not unique, but half of the girls wear skirts and dresses rather than yoga pants or 'no go' jeans.

6. Pretty decent massage with hot stones. All the girls go through a similar script which is fairly detailed. You can tell that these girls work hard, because most of them develop pretty muscular arms and shoulders. More than any other shop that I know of. One unique technique, which is kinda sexy, is that the girls with skirts, will get on top of you when face down, and to a do a massage from neck to ass using her bare legs and knees.

Downsides:

1. curtain rooms. And the rooms are pretty small. You will hear the fun in the next room, but it all contributes to the fun atmosphere.

2. even when you make an appointment, they might double book, and try to substitute another girl. You just tell them you are going to walk, and they get the correct girl in there, and let the other guy get the relief pitcher.

3. Usually no ass tease, but many of them do another tease which is great where you are face up, and she leans over with her boobs in your face, and then leans even further so her hoohah is directly above your face. Like waiving a steak in front of a hungry dog.

Thank you for your reviews on this place. After I read a previous post you had about this place I tried it out again, and can confirm that YMMV, heavily. In my experience the girls at BW upstairs are more older, with only 2 I consider very attractive. Better chance of pulling a younger girl here.

The girl I pulled last time I went wasn't incredibly attractive, but she teased me well and had a fairly open menu. I would say the downside you mentioned is a very significant one, I find it hard to perform when the barriers between other customers is so thin, the curtains don't seem to cover all the way to the wall like it does at BW. Worsened too by the fact that there are male masseuses here, and customers who come for a legit massage. I wish they would do something to make the rooms more private, would come here more often if I had more privacy.

[Mr Houdini]

Disclaimer: frequent BW, been to Air a few times and a few others so I'm not necessarily a noob.

Went here based off of your review. Probably one of the better massages I've ever had, and that's counting the legit places. Got Summer, who wasn't bad looking. Only thing is she didn't finish me off. Maybe because I gave a wholesome appearance, they probably thought I was there for a legit massage. On my way out, an athletic lady was checking in so maybe they figured I was a mainstreamer. Also one little grip was she left a crack in the door so it was never closed the whole time. I'd love to go back for a proper massage and get properly finished off. Any tips on how to do this?

I pulled Yuzu the first time I went. If I remember right. The older chick I spoke about who gave a great massage. She didn't finish me off the first visit and she didn't give any hints of it. It wasn't until the second time where I pulled another younger girl who's no longer there, and she was more aggressive and ended up finishing me. Being hard on the flip didn't hurt in showing them what I like at the end.

Yuzu was assigned to me a second time much later, and at the end offered to finish me. Emily who I mentioned is no longer there based off what I heard, was told she "went to China". Got another girl, not a MILF & can't remember her name, bit chubbier but same good massage. She finished me too.

After seeing this review I ended up seeing Summer. I thought she was really attractive, and she didn't hesitate in teasing me face down and finishing me right as I turned over. This was even with another woman audible in the hallway. Sadly Summer I was told "went back to China. " Eva said new girl Lucy was there to try. In my experience the girls there are 40 young /60 older, with a massage always coming out decent.

I think persistence is key, but with other options in OC and Costa Mesa alone I get wanting to see other places. But if you did like the massage getting another girl, getting comfortable with her, and her feeling the same way may result in a happier conclusion if she chooses to pursue the tip. However, don't know if manager Eva offers.

[Sticker]

Well at least to me and other diners. But I digress. While a few places attempt more creative names, it's also been my experience throughout the years that most AMPs do recycle their names. What amuses me is when a girl is given a name at a particular parlor, but she forgets and calls herself by her name at her previous place.

Hypno gets creative sometimes, with names like Alive, Ada and perhaps Crystal, but yeah, they have also cycled through Yumi, Amy, Coco, etc.

Speaking of Coco, she is there currently, as I sampled her today. Cute, but not DDG, but she certainly kicks it up a notch by calling me her boyfriend repeatedly. That, and saying "good boy, good boy" as I'm pleasing her. Heck, she could be named Agnes or Bertha, and I'd still be all in.

Yeah they have a small set of English names that they rotate through. They seem to be from a list from the 1970's. You don't seem to see many Ashley's, Leslie's, Harper's, or Claire's in the business. Many shops recycle names. A year or two after a Coco or Rose or Amy leaves, there will be a new Coco, Rose, or Amy. Perhaps these names translate into Chinese or are easy to pronounce for Chinese speakers. But it would be funny if they used their real names, and then we tried to remember and pronounce them correctly.

Names

Why are all the ladies named Amy, Linda, Lisa, Yoyo, Coco etc. etc.? I've seen two Amys at the same AMP which is pretty hilarious.

[BlueberryScone]

My new favorite place is Sunny Health at Westminster & Magnolia, downstairs (next to the shop which is continually loading boxes on the sidewalk). There are some special advantages of this shop which keeps me coming back.

1. they have a large bullpen of talent, and they have a steady stream of new girls, but many long timers too.

Anyone younger or just older providers?? The AMP's all around there are usually older from my experience.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Why are all the ladies named Amy, Linda, Lisa, Yoyo, Coco etc. etc.? I've seen two Amys at the same AMP which is pretty hilarious.

Yeah they have a small set of English names that they rotate through. They seem to be from a list from the 1970's. You don't seem to see many Ashley's, Leslie's, Harper's, or Claire's in the business. Many shops recycle names. A year or two after a Coco or Rose or Amy leaves, there will be a new Coco, Rose, or Amy. Perhaps these names translate into Chinese or are easy to pronounce for Chinese speakers. But it would be funny if they used their real names, and then we tried to remember and pronounce them correctly.

[FrankFromMesa]

Hi all,

Does anyone remember Natasha from Haven? I've seen her a few times before they had that temporary shit down. I haven't seen her in the lineup since. If you know where she went or have her contact info you don't mind sharing, please send.

I've always had a decent time with her. She would tease the little guy with her box but not really a c slide. She took the standard haven rate for 30 min.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

My new favorite place is Sunny Health at Westminster & Magnolia, downstairs (next to the shop which is continually loading boxes on the sidewalk). There are some special advantages of this shop which keeps me coming back.

1. they have a large bullpen of talent, and they have a steady stream of new girls, but many long timers too.

2. PPS is rarely there and he seems pretty tolerant when he is there. As a result, its the kind of place where anything goes from legit to wow! Its truly YMMV.

3. Recently, I heard a girl tell a customer that he could meet her in a coffee shop on her day off. Another monger mentioned that many of the girls meet special customers for special adventures on their day off.

4. It sounds dumb, but I appreciate that most of the girls will sing a bit while doing doing massage. I guess this reflects the choice of Chinese pop songs. But there is positive vibe that is fun. I often hum along myself. With the hope that humming leads to a hummer.

5. Its not unique, but half of the girls wear skirts and dresses rather than yoga pants or 'no go' jeans.

6. Pretty decent massage with hot stones. All the girls go through a similar script which is fairly detailed. You can tell that these girls work hard, because most of them develop pretty muscular arms and shoulders. More than any other shop that I know of. One unique technique, which is kinda sexy, is that the girls with skirts, will get on top of you when face down, and to a do a massage from neck to ass using her bare legs and knees.

Downsides:

1. curtain rooms. And the rooms are pretty small. You will hear the fun in the next room, but it all contributes to the fun atmosphere.

2. even when you make an appointment, they might double book, and try to substitute another girl. You just tell them you are going to walk, and they get the correct girl in there, and let the other guy get the relief pitcher.

3. Usually no ass tease, but many of them do another tease which is great where you are face up, and she leans over with her boobs in your face, and then leans even further so her hoohah is directly above your face. Like waiving a steak in front of a hungry dog.

[ScoutDog25]

Went to queen and had a young girl pretty face but built like a walking stick bug give me a massage. HJ with clothes on was $60. Nude $ and nude HJ while body rubbing was $. 50 those are crazy prices for someone with no body at all. She had a very nice attitude at least and gave a good ending. Anyone know any good BJ places? Looking for messy and reliable.

[LC310]

Bruh, like I am not obligated to report here. Only reason I do it is because of feeling of camaraderie to other guys who shared this place. There is only one Rose Garden in Orange County. Off course if girls don't know you they will shy away, I was going to that spot for last 2 years, back when they had Japanese Ana working (that one didn't FS). You need to have your game on. Just don't spoil them, some idiot already caused massage prices to go up by ten bucks there by tipping extra.

After going to Rose Garden for 2 years as a low ball spender the girls decided to break the rule of being only a rub-and-tug shop and decided to give you a XXX porn threesome session.

AMAZING!

You got game, brah. LOL.

[BraveNuPengwin]

No, it was in Rose Garden. Don't take Yoyo for FS, she has weird virus, her vag leaks non stop. However for HJ she's good. Linda and Lisa for FS.

Hmm is this vaccine related?

30-40 yrs Linda and Lisa?

120 mango I'm guessing?

[BraveNuPengwin]

I called Mindy, my usuals were busy.

She offered me to try Lilly or Liddy?

Sometimes I wonder how she fabricates all these random names.

Should have listened to My penguin sense.

But thought hey, I'll give it a chance.

Not sure why Mindy has a A sides and B sides.

Makes more sense to just have an all star team.

But hey I'm no business man.

Maybe she needed to get the poor lady hours.

Everyone needs to make money.

I appreciated her effort.

Older, no ass, no tits.

Mediocre massage (some sections were good).

Messed up my hair.

Pretty good egg tickle.

Ok whack ruined by a dousing of alcohol or sanitizer on the penguin.

Not sure what that was about.

Did that weird bending of the knee thing I hate (I've got a knee injury).

My back feels about the same as when I walked in.

Long story short, she tried, I'm just spoiled by better experience.

I wouldn't repeat, add Lilly to my list along with Anna avoid like plague.

Next time Mindy doesn't have my girls available, I will definitely rendezvous to another spot.

Lessor learned.