Massage Parlor Reports

[LC310]

This report is for cheap bastards like myself looking for affordable asian aunties. Both girls are ok to shag for $50-60 massage is little better than average. They are clearly not on younger side. But haven't turned to grannies yet. Especially Linda looks like she is in late thirties, but off course with asian chicks it is always a guessing game. So after making a good buck I decided to treat myself and ordered 4 had massage. What followed next was one of best orgies I ever had. Both girls stripped down. I had their tight pussies one by one, while other was licking me all over. Anyways if you are ok with aunties, then give them a try. Just make sure to tell that you want only massage, this way they will become desperate and agree on any tip for any action.

I think you've confused this forum with a story hour forum. Without tangible actionable information this is a useless post for this forum. It's not that hard to be a good participant here. Try.

[BigBoDonk]

This is the famous Lisa from AF massage? I still haven't seen her.

Famous Linda from the place on bch?

No, it was in Rose Garden. Don't take Yoyo for FS, she has weird virus, her vag leaks non stop. However for HJ she's good. Linda and Lisa for FS.

[BraveNuPengwin]

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BBD, knowing just where to find this Lisa and Linda would be helpful.

Thanks.

Mr. P.

This is the famous Lisa from AF massage? I still haven't seen her.

Famous Linda from the place on bch?

[Mr Plumber]

This report is for cheap bastards like myself looking for affordable asian aunties. Both girls are ok to shag for $50-60 massage is little better than average. They are clearly not on younger side. But haven't turned to grannies yet. Especially Linda looks like she is in late thirties, but off course with asian chicks it is always a guessing game. So after making a good buck I decided to treat myself and ordered 4 had massage. What followed next was one of best orgies I ever had. Both girls stripped down. I had their tight pussies one by one, while other was licking me all over. Anyways if you are ok with aunties, then give them a try. Just make sure to tell that you want only massage, this way they will become desperate and agree on any tip for any action.

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BBD, knowing just where to find this Lisa and Linda would be helpful.

Thanks.

Mr. P.

[BraveNuPengwin]

I tip. 6 at bw and Jessica yes LOL.

I think. 6 is new standard right?

What did you say, me Sucky Sucky?

She always seemed like a prude to me, I tried pulling her pants off and no go.

[RubMePls]

Please do tell, one time Jessi tried to give me an extra pop.

Which I thought was hilarious, beating the penguin to a pulp.

There was no way he was going to go twice back ti back.

I'm not 13 haha.

I tip. 6 at bw and Jessica yes LOL.

I think. 6 is new standard right?

[KammyMike]

This report is for cheap bastards like myself looking for affordable asian aunties. Both girls are ok to shag for $50-60 massage is little better than average. They are clearly not on younger side. But haven't turned to grannies yet. Especially Linda looks like she is in late thirties, but off course with asian chicks it is always a guessing game. So after making a good buck I decided to treat myself and ordered 4 had massage. What followed next was one of best orgies I ever had. Both girls stripped down. I had their tight pussies one by one, while other was licking me all over. Anyways if you are ok with aunties, then give them a try. Just make sure to tell that you want only massage, this way they will become desperate and agree on any tip for any action.

Where do we go and tell them we want a massage only? Anyone knows where Linda and her friends AMP location?

[EastHornDog14]

Visited Queen Spa in Orange, had a 50 yo woman in a dress give me a massage. Not bad looking, decent for her age and had C-D chest but wanted way more $ just to see them. Actually a good massage and fairly clean place, quiet for sure but I had heard that some people were getting FS here or at least a bbj. I did the usual, yes, I've been here before and all that but ended up just leaving with a HJ. $40 hhr $60 tip definitely wasn't a bad experience but I'm looking for other spots in Orange besides green sign place that offer FS or bbj or any in LH / Fullerton area. I'd anyone has some info I'd appreciate it and as always I'll return the favor here.

Queen seems to be a mixed bag. They bumped house fee from 60 to 65 for the hour.

Candy seems to be HJ only, but maybe with some persuasion FS is possible. Lucy there gives a decent massage but a bit too old for me to partake in FS, though she seems willing. Lily (Lili?) seems to get pretty volume with everything including BBFS supposedly. But a little too high volume for my liking. But for those willing to partake, two Benji's will take you to happy land. Makes me wonder if she'd be open to BB anal.

There's another nice looking girl Bella but it seems she does HJ only.

[BigBoDonk]

This report is for cheap bastards like myself looking for affordable asian aunties. Both girls are ok to shag for $50-60 massage is little better than average. They are clearly not on younger side. But haven't turned to grannies yet. Especially Linda looks like she is in late thirties, but off course with asian chicks it is always a guessing game. So after making a good buck I decided to treat myself and ordered 4 had massage. What followed next was one of best orgies I ever had. Both girls stripped down. I had their tight pussies one by one, while other was licking me all over. Anyways if you are ok with aunties, then give them a try. Just make sure to tell that you want only massage, this way they will become desperate and agree on any tip for any action.

[BraveNuPengwin]

What was the damage?

Please do tell, one time Jessi tried to give me an extra pop.

Which I thought was hilarious, beating the penguin to a pulp.

There was no way he was going to go twice back ti back.

I'm not 13 haha.

[MassageTourist]

Back around 2017 or so, I remember Krsytal only wanted $165 for the hour (including the house fee). Those were the days!

I think she raised the bar for me in getting really good massage and a nice sensual massage. I've only met her once and that was during this price range. Not sure if I'd go for her again. I'm thinking of getting waxed by Trish / Kris though but if I want a HE I need to get a massage. Comes out expensive still.

[Bronco]

Sat on my face per my request.

Second time she does this.

Her ass always smells sweet must spray between clients.

Good tease, good backhole, average handshake.

Love the face sitting she offers.

What was the damage?

[BraveNuPengwin]

Sat on my face per my request.

Second time she does this.

Her ass always smells sweet must spray between clients.

Good tease, good backhole, average handshake.

Love the face sitting she offers.

Is this the infamous Jessica? By face sitting are you implying DATY?

Did she request extra for this? I wasn't aware you could dine at BW?

I love her massage, it is consistently good.

Only once or twice she was a tad lazy but it was late and probably her 26th massage of the day.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

These reports are somewhat veering away from AMP reports and instead are focusing on munching misfortunes. Perhaps if the reports were strictly about what some guy picked up at an AMP and not include info what one might have acquired from escorts, streetwalkers, civvie encounters or even past girlfriends, it might be relevant on this thread. However, since the admins here do not allow accusations of a provider or parlor being a source for STI transmissions, that wouldn't fly either.

Perhaps for those of you who wish to share your blistering reports like this, maybe start a new thread? But again, you couldn't name names, just lament on your excruciating encounters.

When factoring the risk-benefit analysis of southern dining; some of us are down for DATY, and some are adverse. So I don't think it adds value to this thread for people to spend bandwidth here warning of the potential perils of pussy licking after I, or any other dining enthusiast, adds this info to his report. If you're only into stickin' and not into lickin', no harm, no foul.

Au contraire. I think we all enjoy a nutritious Chinese meal. I don't know about you guys, but I really like the Asian food more than any other. However, none of us immune from the risks. Be smart. Live long and prosper fellow mongers.

[RubMePls]

Sat on my face per my request.

Second time she does this.

Her ass always smells sweet must spray between clients.

Good tease, good backhole, average handshake.

Love the face sitting she offers.