Massage Parlor Reports

[EastHornDog14]

Visited Queen Spa in Orange, had a 50 yo woman in a dress give me a massage. Not bad looking, decent for her age and had C-D chest but wanted way more $ just to see them. Actually a good massage and fairly clean place, quiet for sure but I had heard that some people were getting FS here or at least a bbj. I did the usual, yes, I've been here before and all that but ended up just leaving with a HJ. $40 hhr $60 tip definitely wasn't a bad experience but I'm looking for other spots in Orange besides green sign place that offer FS or bbj or any in LH / Fullerton area. I'd anyone has some info I'd appreciate it and as always I'll return the favor here.

Queen seems to be a mixed bag. They bumped house fee from 60 to 65 for the hour.

Candy seems to be HJ only, but maybe with some persuasion FS is possible. Lucy there gives a decent massage but a bit too old for me to partake in FS, though she seems willing. Lily (Lili?) seems to get pretty volume with everything including BBFS supposedly. But a little too high volume for my liking. But for those willing to partake, two Benji's will take you to happy land. Makes me wonder if she'd be open to BB anal.

There's another nice looking girl Bella but it seems she does HJ only.

[BigBoDonk]

This report is for cheap bastards like myself looking for affordable asian aunties. Both girls are ok to shag for $50-60 massage is little better than average. They are clearly not on younger side. But haven't turned to grannies yet. Especially Linda looks like she is in late thirties, but off course with asian chicks it is always a guessing game. So after making a good buck I decided to treat myself and ordered 4 had massage. What followed next was one of best orgies I ever had. Both girls stripped down. I had their tight pussies one by one, while other was licking me all over. Anyways if you are ok with aunties, then give them a try. Just make sure to tell that you want only massage, this way they will become desperate and agree on any tip for any action.

[BraveNuPengwin]

What was the damage?

Please do tell, one time Jessi tried to give me an extra pop.

Which I thought was hilarious, beating the penguin to a pulp.

There was no way he was going to go twice back ti back.

I'm not 13 haha.

[MassageTourist]

Back around 2017 or so, I remember Krsytal only wanted $165 for the hour (including the house fee). Those were the days!

I think she raised the bar for me in getting really good massage and a nice sensual massage. I've only met her once and that was during this price range. Not sure if I'd go for her again. I'm thinking of getting waxed by Trish / Kris though but if I want a HE I need to get a massage. Comes out expensive still.

[Bronco]

Sat on my face per my request.

Second time she does this.

Her ass always smells sweet must spray between clients.

Good tease, good backhole, average handshake.

Love the face sitting she offers.

What was the damage?

[BraveNuPengwin]

Sat on my face per my request.

Second time she does this.

Her ass always smells sweet must spray between clients.

Good tease, good backhole, average handshake.

Love the face sitting she offers.

Is this the infamous Jessica? By face sitting are you implying DATY?

Did she request extra for this? I wasn't aware you could dine at BW?

I love her massage, it is consistently good.

Only once or twice she was a tad lazy but it was late and probably her 26th massage of the day.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

These reports are somewhat veering away from AMP reports and instead are focusing on munching misfortunes. Perhaps if the reports were strictly about what some guy picked up at an AMP and not include info what one might have acquired from escorts, streetwalkers, civvie encounters or even past girlfriends, it might be relevant on this thread. However, since the admins here do not allow accusations of a provider or parlor being a source for STI transmissions, that wouldn't fly either.

Perhaps for those of you who wish to share your blistering reports like this, maybe start a new thread? But again, you couldn't name names, just lament on your excruciating encounters.

When factoring the risk-benefit analysis of southern dining; some of us are down for DATY, and some are adverse. So I don't think it adds value to this thread for people to spend bandwidth here warning of the potential perils of pussy licking after I, or any other dining enthusiast, adds this info to his report. If you're only into stickin' and not into lickin', no harm, no foul.

Au contraire. I think we all enjoy a nutritious Chinese meal. I don't know about you guys, but I really like the Asian food more than any other. However, none of us immune from the risks. Be smart. Live long and prosper fellow mongers.

[RubMePls]

Sat on my face per my request.

Second time she does this.

Her ass always smells sweet must spray between clients.

Good tease, good backhole, average handshake.

Love the face sitting she offers.

[CryMoarHoar]

I was able to visit the place early and surprisingly they opened earlier than 9.

Was able to meet famous coco. Cute face great body good attitude.

Ok massage the back. Then she began teasing touching the marbles from the back.

Also used her tongue to run from my upper body all the way to the knee.

Turned around, same thing. She used the tongue to tease so well.

BJ was so good and she did it for good 10 minutes consistently without asking questions and I almost blew.

CFS and I could not hold for too long.

First time seeing coco. I said I was not going to visit this place again but I had some time to kill before work and coco was awesome.

[Oc Amper]

Are you talking about Nirvana? The one with Rose?

No, confirmed, it was Vick Accu-med. That was probably 20 years ago, so should be fine posting the address, it was at one of the buildings at 5450 Katella.

That site had twin buildings. The parking and front door was at the same grade level, so you could literally pull up to the front door and block it, while in the parking space.

LE left their cruiser there, parked in such a way that would prevent full movement of the front door, but did allow enough space for one to open the door and go thru. You just couldn't open the door all the way to allow it to stay open by itself.

IIRC, it was frequently referred to as Vic-AccuFuck.

You would find mention of it, believe in the archived reports most likely.

[Sticker]

Little beasties like wet environments. If you let milk sit out, it will turn to yogurt. If you leave a chocolate cookie to sit out, it will just turn to a rock.

These reports are somewhat veering away from AMP reports and instead are focusing on munching misfortunes. Perhaps if the reports were strictly about what some guy picked up at an AMP and not include info what one might have acquired from escorts, streetwalkers, civvie encounters or even past girlfriends, it might be relevant on this thread. However, since the admins here do not allow accusations of a provider or parlor being a source for STI transmissions, that wouldn't fly either.

Perhaps for those of you who wish to share your blistering reports like this, maybe start a new thread? But again, you couldn't name names, just lament on your excruciating encounters.

When factoring the risk-benefit analysis of southern dining; some of us are down for DATY, and some are adverse. So I don't think it adds value to this thread for people to spend bandwidth here warning of the potential perils of pussy licking after I, or any other dining enthusiast, adds this info to his report. If you're only into stickin' and not into lickin', no harm, no foul.

[PoopScoops]

It's been too many years to recall what Los Alamitos did before the took their final step.

They left a LosAl police cruiser right at the front door. Due to the arrangement of the parking spots and the front door, they were able to park the cruiser so close, that the front door would not be able to be fully opened. The door could open and people could come and go, but there is no way of ignoring the message.

Forget the name, it was wildly popular in its time and that discouraged customers.

Another case, City of Lake Forest took the very expensive route. The tied the parlor's owner up in court, spending 100's of thousands in legal and court costs.

As Grimmy said, many ways to skin a cat, only limited by ones creativity.

Are you talking about Nirvana? The one with Rose?

[Superflytnt]

Gon and clap in the throat? Holy shit I never heard of that. Strip throat was bad enough for me but that other shit I thought you got on your pecker. Relax FS seems to have some opened minded gals you might consider for daty but for me no thank you. There was a gal that worked in the back of a barber shop on Goldenwest / Westminster named Katie and a fucking good massage too? Imagine that?!

The only time I ever caught anything was after bare backing a dyke I had know for a few years. We were making out and started dry humping each other. Our clothes came off and she wanted just the tip LOL. The following day I had a cloudy pee and had a sore throat (her vagg did not taste or smell fresh). I had flu like symptoms and had to take antibiotics. Lesson learned fellas. Just because she says she isn't gettin dick doesn't mean the clam is clean.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Hi,

I find it funny that people get worked up about dining at the why. That would be like not wanting to suck on tatas bc others have grabbed them / sucked them. If that were the case, some wouldn't touch any woman on the planet. LOL.

The only place that hasn't served me pie is this place by Bristol and Civic Center in SA and Jenny on Main McFadden in SA as well.

All other places have. A short list: BFF in SA (a while ago), Coconut Spa in SA, believe in SA, Le Palace in GG (or Westminster) (a while ago), white Swan in SA, Swan Spa in SA, my happy feet in SA.

SA seems to have many places. Many say "no. Blah blah blah. " Or the "I usually don't do this" or some s**t test. I convince them and guess what? This opens up the menu for a lot of them. It also helps you get digits and otc access sometimes. If it's a firm no, I respect their decision.

But yeah, I think this is one of stickers secrets for better milage. Many cases are YMMV, but dining has helped me get extras at no additional cost.

Samurai316.

Little beasties like wet environments. If you let milk sit out, it will turn to yogurt. If you leave a chocolate cookie to sit out, it will just turn to a rock.

[SaltyDog]

Buffet at Le Palace! Who did you dine on there?

What exactly do you say to convince? From my experience either they are open to it no extra charge or they want extra 20 for munchies.

I prefer DATO but I've found some either love it or don't want to do it.

Never been haggled for the starfish though!

I take it the why is the money maker.

After getting gon or clap in my throat one time, I am very careful whos lit kat bar I break a piece off.

Mostly the more innocent HE girls.

Very painful, no thanks.

Gon and clap in the throat? Holy shit I never heard of that. Strip throat was bad enough for me but that other shit I thought you got on your pecker. Relax FS seems to have some opened minded gals you might consider for daty but for me no thank you. There was a gal that worked in the back of a barber shop on Goldenwest / Westminster named Katie and a fucking good massage too? Imagine that?!