Massage Parlor Reports

[CryMoarHoar]

I was able to visit the place early and surprisingly they opened earlier than 9.

Was able to meet famous coco. Cute face great body good attitude.

Ok massage the back. Then she began teasing touching the marbles from the back.

Also used her tongue to run from my upper body all the way to the knee.

Turned around, same thing. She used the tongue to tease so well.

BJ was so good and she did it for good 10 minutes consistently without asking questions and I almost blew.

CFS and I could not hold for too long.

First time seeing coco. I said I was not going to visit this place again but I had some time to kill before work and coco was awesome.

[Oc Amper]

Are you talking about Nirvana? The one with Rose?

No, confirmed, it was Vick Accu-med. That was probably 20 years ago, so should be fine posting the address, it was at one of the buildings at 5450 Katella.

That site had twin buildings. The parking and front door was at the same grade level, so you could literally pull up to the front door and block it, while in the parking space.

LE left their cruiser there, parked in such a way that would prevent full movement of the front door, but did allow enough space for one to open the door and go thru. You just couldn't open the door all the way to allow it to stay open by itself.

IIRC, it was frequently referred to as Vic-AccuFuck.

You would find mention of it, believe in the archived reports most likely.

[Sticker]

Little beasties like wet environments. If you let milk sit out, it will turn to yogurt. If you leave a chocolate cookie to sit out, it will just turn to a rock.

These reports are somewhat veering away from AMP reports and instead are focusing on munching misfortunes. Perhaps if the reports were strictly about what some guy picked up at an AMP and not include info what one might have acquired from escorts, streetwalkers, civvie encounters or even past girlfriends, it might be relevant on this thread. However, since the admins here do not allow accusations of a provider or parlor being a source for STI transmissions, that wouldn't fly either.

Perhaps for those of you who wish to share your blistering reports like this, maybe start a new thread? But again, you couldn't name names, just lament on your excruciating encounters.

When factoring the risk-benefit analysis of southern dining; some of us are down for DATY, and some are adverse. So I don't think it adds value to this thread for people to spend bandwidth here warning of the potential perils of pussy licking after I, or any other dining enthusiast, adds this info to his report. If you're only into stickin' and not into lickin', no harm, no foul.

[PoopScoops]

It's been too many years to recall what Los Alamitos did before the took their final step.

They left a LosAl police cruiser right at the front door. Due to the arrangement of the parking spots and the front door, they were able to park the cruiser so close, that the front door would not be able to be fully opened. The door could open and people could come and go, but there is no way of ignoring the message.

Forget the name, it was wildly popular in its time and that discouraged customers.

Another case, City of Lake Forest took the very expensive route. The tied the parlor's owner up in court, spending 100's of thousands in legal and court costs.

As Grimmy said, many ways to skin a cat, only limited by ones creativity.

Are you talking about Nirvana? The one with Rose?

[Superflytnt]

Gon and clap in the throat? Holy shit I never heard of that. Strip throat was bad enough for me but that other shit I thought you got on your pecker. Relax FS seems to have some opened minded gals you might consider for daty but for me no thank you. There was a gal that worked in the back of a barber shop on Goldenwest / Westminster named Katie and a fucking good massage too? Imagine that?!

The only time I ever caught anything was after bare backing a dyke I had know for a few years. We were making out and started dry humping each other. Our clothes came off and she wanted just the tip LOL. The following day I had a cloudy pee and had a sore throat (her vagg did not taste or smell fresh). I had flu like symptoms and had to take antibiotics. Lesson learned fellas. Just because she says she isn't gettin dick doesn't mean the clam is clean.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Hi,

I find it funny that people get worked up about dining at the why. That would be like not wanting to suck on tatas bc others have grabbed them / sucked them. If that were the case, some wouldn't touch any woman on the planet. LOL.

The only place that hasn't served me pie is this place by Bristol and Civic Center in SA and Jenny on Main McFadden in SA as well.

All other places have. A short list: BFF in SA (a while ago), Coconut Spa in SA, believe in SA, Le Palace in GG (or Westminster) (a while ago), white Swan in SA, Swan Spa in SA, my happy feet in SA.

SA seems to have many places. Many say "no. Blah blah blah. " Or the "I usually don't do this" or some s**t test. I convince them and guess what? This opens up the menu for a lot of them. It also helps you get digits and otc access sometimes. If it's a firm no, I respect their decision.

But yeah, I think this is one of stickers secrets for better milage. Many cases are YMMV, but dining has helped me get extras at no additional cost.

Samurai316.

Little beasties like wet environments. If you let milk sit out, it will turn to yogurt. If you leave a chocolate cookie to sit out, it will just turn to a rock.

[SaltyDog]

Buffet at Le Palace! Who did you dine on there?

What exactly do you say to convince? From my experience either they are open to it no extra charge or they want extra 20 for munchies.

I prefer DATO but I've found some either love it or don't want to do it.

Never been haggled for the starfish though!

I take it the why is the money maker.

After getting gon or clap in my throat one time, I am very careful whos lit kat bar I break a piece off.

Mostly the more innocent HE girls.

Very painful, no thanks.

Gon and clap in the throat? Holy shit I never heard of that. Strip throat was bad enough for me but that other shit I thought you got on your pecker. Relax FS seems to have some opened minded gals you might consider for daty but for me no thank you. There was a gal that worked in the back of a barber shop on Goldenwest / Westminster named Katie and a fucking good massage too? Imagine that?!

[FarFarAway]

Buffet at Le Palace! Who did you dine on there?

What exactly do you say to convince? From my experience either they are open to it no extra charge or they want extra 20 for munchies.

I prefer DATO but I've found some either love it or don't want to do it.

Never been haggled for the starfish though!

I take it the why is the money maker.

After getting gon or clap in my throat one time, I am very careful whos lit kat bar I break a piece off.

Mostly the more innocent HE girls.

Very painful, no thanks.

You can also get a parasite from DATO; it is part of the usual gut flora, but w / different strains and all, a new one can overgrow what is already there. Then you have to go onto Flagyl, and for that you need a scrip from a real doc. And you can't drink alcohol during the course of treatment.

I have had the misfortune, on two occasions, to get that little bug from DATY, because evidently the women involved were just a little careless. Both, ironically, were asian married women. Claimed to be pure as Caesar's wife. I attributed my problems to the fact they had somewhat different strains due to their different history, geographically, and I got sick. Not bad sick, just a little nausea and 'off' stool. But I still had to take the course of Flagyl.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Hi,

I find it funny that people get worked up about dining at the why. That would be like not wanting to suck on tatas bc others have grabbed them / sucked them. If that were the case, some wouldn't touch any woman on the planet. LOL.

The only place that hasn't served me pie is this place by Bristol and Civic Center in SA and Jenny on Main McFadden in SA as well.

All other places have. A short list: BFF in SA (a while ago), Coconut Spa in SA, believe in SA, Le Palace in GG (or Westminster) (a while ago), white Swan in SA, Swan Spa in SA, my happy feet in SA.

SA seems to have many places. Many say "no. Blah blah blah. " Or the "I usually don't do this" or some s**t test. I convince them and guess what? This opens up the menu for a lot of them. It also helps you get digits and otc access sometimes. If it's a firm no, I respect their decision.

But yeah, I think this is one of stickers secrets for better milage. Many cases are YMMV, but dining has helped me get extras at no additional cost.

Samurai316.

Buffet at Le Palace! Who did you dine on there?

What exactly do you say to convince? From my experience either they are open to it no extra charge or they want extra 20 for munchies.

I prefer DATO but I've found some either love it or don't want to do it.

Never been haggled for the starfish though!

I take it the why is the money maker.

After getting gon or clap in my throat one time, I am very careful whos lit kat bar I break a piece off.

Mostly the more innocent HE girls.

Very painful, no thanks.

[Samurai316]

Ada is a new offering at Hypno, and I sampled her yesterday. Coco is back again, and she is also a decent romp (loves to say "you're my boyfriend" during the festivities).

Back to Ada, she's not on the same looks level as Alma or Sissy, but she is still easy on the eyes. Probably early 30's, medium height, C+ natural boobs showing just a bit of gravity pull (and nice half-dollar-sized areolas and responsive nips. Smooth skin and one small tat above her pubis, maybe hiding a C-section scar. Typical Chinese booty, but it does show nice curvature in poochy style.

Very limited English, like most girls there, but her passionate personality still shines through. She gives a very respectable BBBJ, including BLS and taint tongue-licking. She loves DFK and loves receiving DATY evening more (my neck is still sore today). And for the dudes here who often ask us DATY aficionados how we can go down on a provider, as I mentioned ad nauseam, Hypno girls don't BBFS, so there are no jizz deposits in their love tunnels, and they are good about hitting the shower to clean up well after a session. So just let it go, guys, you may find it distasteful; but I and many others find it delightful. To each his own.

The interesting thing is that after Ada came hard, and it was mounting time, her fun zone cinched up to the point that I could barely get the head in. That had me reevaluating the session as my southern soldier began to wilt, but I then had her suck me to full tilt again, cover still on. Then when I re-mounted, she had relaxed to the point where she could accommodate Sticker with just the right amount of slippery snugness. In both mish and doggy, she matched my thrusts with her own bounces, and I left Hypno smiling once again.

Hi,

I find it funny that people get worked up about dining at the why. That would be like not wanting to suck on tatas bc others have grabbed them / sucked them. If that were the case, some wouldn't touch any woman on the planet. LOL.

The only place that hasn't served me pie is this place by Bristol and Civic Center in SA and Jenny on Main McFadden in SA as well.

All other places have. A short list: BFF in SA (a while ago), Coconut Spa in SA, believe in SA, Le Palace in GG (or Westminster) (a while ago), white Swan in SA, Swan Spa in SA, my happy feet in SA.

SA seems to have many places. Many say "no. Blah blah blah. " Or the "I usually don't do this" or some s**t test. I convince them and guess what? This opens up the menu for a lot of them. It also helps you get digits and otc access sometimes. If it's a firm no, I respect their decision.

But yeah, I think this is one of stickers secrets for better milage. Many cases are YMMV, but dining has helped me get extras at no additional cost.

Samurai316.

[Gulongitlog]

Texting the number for the spa says 130 all in, but the girl that I got had no clue about the pricing.

Upon reflection it was a better job than one place I stumbled upon in fullerton (straight up granny with super dry and wrinkled hands felt so weird), but still not young enough like the good old days of rose999 or lavender. I haven't given hypno or green sign a shot yet, but they might be on the docket soon.

I usually bring $. 2 and theyre fine with that.

[ArchOwl]

How much was it?

Texting the number for the spa says 130 all in, but the girl that I got had no clue about the pricing.

Upon reflection it was a better job than one place I stumbled upon in fullerton (straight up granny with super dry and wrinkled hands felt so weird), but still not young enough like the good old days of rose999 or lavender. I haven't given hypno or green sign a shot yet, but they might be on the docket soon.

[KammyMike]

Ada is a new offering at Hypno, and I sampled her yesterday. Coco is back again, and she is also a decent romp (loves to say "you're my boyfriend" during the festivities).

Back to Ada, she's not on the same looks level as Alma or Sissy, but she is still easy on the eyes. Probably early 30's, medium height, C+ natural boobs showing just a bit of gravity pull (and nice half-dollar-sized areolas and responsive nips. Smooth skin and one small tat above her pubis, maybe hiding a C-section scar. Typical Chinese booty, but it does show nice curvature in poochy style.

I visited on Sunday unannounced and Emma answered the door. I texted with no responses prior. As soon I get in the room two mongers showed up five minutes apart. Never fails.

Back to Emma, she's very thorough with cleaning the stick before the BBBJ. I happened to make some exciting sounds and she sensed it and will suck harder to get you finished, my mistake. Second she doesn't like doggy only mish without titties play.

Finally, she loved giving BJ. She will let you grab her head and pound to completion but no CIM. Total damage $. 6 . It a no repeat for me with her with limited access. Just me.

[Gulongitlog]

So I've been visiting hypno and swan lately. Really good spots if your not really looking for massages. Wanted to hear about any other suggestions.

I've been itching for some tig ol bitties. And wanted to find out if there are any suggestions for some providers who are well endowed and can provide a good Russian finish for a decent price? Most providers charge premium extras, which I don't understand or maybe I'm just frugal. Ty in advance.

[NailBoiz1]

Ada is a new offering at Hypno, and I sampled her yesterday. Coco is back again, and she is also a decent romp (loves to say "you're my boyfriend" during the festivities).

Back to Ada, she's not on the same looks level as Alma or Sissy, but she is still easy on the eyes. Probably early 30's, medium height, C+ natural boobs showing just a bit of gravity pull (and nice half-dollar-sized areolas and responsive nips. Smooth skin and one small tat above her pubis, maybe hiding a C-section scar. Typical Chinese booty, but it does show nice curvature in poochy style.

Very limited English, like most girls there, but her passionate personality still shines through. She gives a very respectable BBBJ, including BLS and taint tongue-licking. She loves DFK and loves receiving DATY evening more (my neck is still sore today). And for the dudes here who often ask us DATY aficionados how we can go down on a provider, as I mentioned ad nauseam, Hypno girls don't BBFS, so there are no jizz deposits in their love tunnels, and they are good about hitting the shower to clean up well after a session. So just let it go, guys, you may find it distasteful; but I and many others find it delightful. To each his own.

The interesting thing is that after Ada came hard, and it was mounting time, her fun zone cinched up to the point that I could barely get the head in. That had me reevaluating the session as my southern soldier began to wilt, but I then had her suck me to full tilt again, cover still on. Then when I re-mounted, she had relaxed to the point where she could accommodate Sticker with just the right amount of slippery snugness. In both mish and doggy, she matched my thrusts with her own bounces, and I left Hypno smiling once again.

Where is this Hyno?