Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Threw out my back over the weekend so I needed a somewhat legit massage. BW is usually my go to for good massages but decided to try out Air Body. Got the hour for $45 (Agan, needed a massage). Got a Younger Asian MILF with nice big natural tits. They were really soft and probably a full C. She wanted $80 for feeding and I gave in because they were really nice. Massage was just OK but she shorted me by 20 minutes on the massage. Said her name is Tracy and she normally works at Le Palace. For those looking for 30 mins session and enjoys natural jiggly tits, might be worth a shot. Perhaps you can get it for $60. I suck at haggling and usually don't bother. I was willing to pay the $80 but wouldn't do so again for the hr rate I was charged and shorted. My back still hurts so might go to BW tomorrow.

I saw a cute younger girl in there with weirdly dyed hair, is that her? Airbody and LL often short me too. But there seem to be more games at Airbody so I don't go there anymore. They do have one great feature that no other AMP has, and that's a shower. So you can get cleaned up properly before going back to work. I think best massage with a joyous conclusion is Sunny Health, Top10, Bali, Bamboo, True Health and Sunflower. But there is variability in performance for all of them.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Threw out my back over the weekend so I needed a somewhat legit massage. BW is usually my go to for good massages but decided to try out Air Body. Got the hour for $45 (Agan, needed a massage). Got a Younger Asian MILF with nice big natural tits. They were really soft and probably a full C. She wanted $80 for feeding and I gave in because they were really nice. Massage was just OK but she shorted me by 20 minutes on the massage. Said her name is Tracy and she normally works at Le Palace. For those looking for 30 mins session and enjoys natural jiggly tits, might be worth a shot. Perhaps you can get it for $60. I suck at haggling and usually don't bother. I was willing to pay the $80 but wouldn't do so again for the hr rate I was charged and shorted. My back still hurts so might go to BW tomorrow.

Air Body is totally get you in, massaged, and whacked in 35/40 minutes tops, every blue moon mamasan will allow a 100% full hour, usually when it's slow or if you are a frequent flyer, I wanted to bang Macy but I didn't invest that much into it.

[OCJeeper]

Threw out my back over the weekend so I needed a somewhat legit massage. BW is usually my go to for good massages but decided to try out Air Body. Got the hour for $45 (Agan, needed a massage). Got a Younger Asian MILF with nice big natural tits. They were really soft and probably a full C. She wanted $80 for feeding and I gave in because they were really nice. Massage was just OK but she shorted me by 20 minutes on the massage. Said her name is Tracy and she normally works at Le Palace. For those looking for 30 mins session and enjoys natural jiggly tits, might be worth a shot. Perhaps you can get it for $60. I suck at haggling and usually don't bother. I was willing to pay the $80 but wouldn't do so again for the hr rate I was charged and shorted. My back still hurts so might go to BW tomorrow.

[Moby Dirk]

Decided to try Victoria Spa on Aspen (across from America's Tires) yesterday. The lobby was big and empty with a counter and closed door. Out came a pretty Asian girl in her 30's, yoga pants, nice body, about 5'4, and tight top with large B's. She immediately grabbed my hand and walked me to the room. $50 for hhr and $70 for hr. Donated $50 and she left while I undressed. There was a tv in the room showing the lobby, front door, and hallway.

She came back within 2 minutes, said her name was Danny and started a good massage. Got some knots out. She was very personable and nice. After 15 minutes started a little teasing and she asked me to flip. Asked what I wanted. I told her HE only and she looked a bit disappointed. Wanted $80. WHAT!! I negotiated down to $60 with top off and she agreed. She had a nice pace, not jackhammer, made good eye contact, and was giggling in a very cute way. She lifted her top, the boobs were a large B's, but a bit saggy. She allowed roaming but I didn't do too much below. Finished me off with her hand and wiped me down nicely. I asked for the heck of it what else she offers and she said BJ $150 and FS $200! I was like WOW! I am glad I only go for a massage and HJ, otherwise I would go broke! LOL.

Looks 8/10, body 8/10, personality 8/10, massage 7. 5/10.

I went to Victoria a couple months ago -saw a girl named Queena, tried again another time and saw Coco -it's not a great place for fun, at least if you want more than a HJ. The girls are mostly avg looking 40's-50's (they may look 30's but are not! Queena was very avg, Coco at least had big tits. You were lucky to get offered more than HJ -it's mostly just your average HJ shop. They rotate some girls every few weeks or so. Maybe you got a unicorn, LOL. It's ironic that you only get HJs and yet were offered FS -most guys want the FS and only get offered HJs! LOL. Also, spot on with the jacked up prices -many of the shops in the LF / MV area are getting overpriced. I was at Massage Center in MV awhile back and the girl, Tina, wanted 120 for CBJ! Nope. You got offered 150, was that covered or bare? No matter, too much! A lot more fun to be had at aamps, or at AMPs in other cities, like GG or SA. If you find anything good in LF, MV, or other south OC areas -I'd love to know!

[BraveNuPengwin]

Same question for guys going BB with pro's.

Umm yeah? How many of you have hooker babies, too many to count.

[HandyLover]

Decided to try Victoria Spa on Aspen (across from America's Tires) yesterday. The lobby was big and empty with a counter and closed door. Out came a pretty Asian girl in her 30's, yoga pants, nice body, about 5'4, and tight top with large B's. She immediately grabbed my hand and walked me to the room. $50 for hhr and $70 for hr. Donated $50 and she left while I undressed. There was a tv in the room showing the lobby, front door, and hallway.

She came back within 2 minutes, said her name was Danny and started a good massage. Got some knots out. She was very personable and nice. After 15 minutes started a little teasing and she asked me to flip. Asked what I wanted. I told her HE only and she looked a bit disappointed. Wanted $80. WHAT!! I negotiated down to $60 with top off and she agreed. She had a nice pace, not jackhammer, made good eye contact, and was giggling in a very cute way. She lifted her top, the boobs were a large B's, but a bit saggy. She allowed roaming but I didn't do too much below. Finished me off with her hand and wiped me down nicely. I asked for the heck of it what else she offers and she said BJ $150 and FS $200! I was like WOW! I am glad I only go for a massage and HJ, otherwise I would go broke! LOL.

Looks 8/10, body 8/10, personality 8/10, massage 7. 5/10.

[HandyLover]

Walked in Friday morning and a hottie in a tight short red dress was at the counter. Donated $50 for 45 min and into the room I went. She came in a few minutes later and began the back massage. The massage itself wasn't bad, but all three times when I began rubbing her calf she move to massage my legs. At that point I figured it was game over. She was not engaging at all, and her personality was very robotic. After a 30 min back massage and no teasing, I thought about just getting up and leaving. Wasn't feeling it. But Jr. Said let's wait for the flip. Right before the flip, she covered my ass with a towel and asked to turn over. When I did she kept the towel in place and began to massage my forehead, arms and legs. Staying just out of reach. Once again, I wanted to leave but she was hot and had a nice body and figured just go with it. I only get HJ's anyway. To my surprise, She then started massaging Jr under the towel, and then the jackhammer started. She wouldn't let me touch her tits, but did turn around so I could rub ass. I blew, she half-ass cleaned me up, gave me a water, I tipped $40 and I booked out of there. I couldn't understand her name, it started with a "B", and she only works Fridays. Looks 8/10, in her 30's, C-cup (I believe), body 9/10, personality 2/10 (gave her a 2 because she said I was handsome and had a big * LOL.

I've been to Kings a few times and 50% of the time it was a good experience. Not great. I don't think I will be returning there, especially since there are several other spas close by that give a much better overall experience.

Cheers!

[BraveNuPengwin]

True Health Mart: Some shops are like a grocery store where you come in with shopping list. For example, a dozen handies, a quart of BBBJ, and a loaf of FS. They say, Yes sir, your order is ready. Here is the bill.

Bamboozle Wood: Other places are more like a casino. Have you seen those poor slobs pour money into a slot machine hoping for a big payoff that never comes? There are shops like that dangle you, and try to get you to keep coming back for a jackpot, but it never pans out and you spend a fortune with only paltry payouts to keep you coming back. The Lotto is like that too. Just a little payout so you don't give up, but never really a true pay out.

Is true health on brkhurst that good? I went once and they closed early so I I went somewhere else.

I don't think anyone is going to BW for big payout, we just like a good massage for a reasonable price.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

How horny do you have to be to walk past a cop car at the front of your rub and tug?

What were you thinking?

"Maybe the cops like hot Asian nuru luv too?

Same question for guys going BB with pro's.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I thought there was a lot of new blood there over the last few months.

True Health Mart: Some shops are like a grocery store where you come in with shopping list. For example, a dozen handies, a quart of BBBJ, and a loaf of FS. They say, Yes sir, your order is ready. Here is the bill.

Bamboozle Wood: Other places are more like a casino. Have you seen those poor slobs pour money into a slot machine hoping for a big payoff that never comes? There are shops like that dangle you, and try to get you to keep coming back for a jackpot, but it never pans out and you spend a fortune with only paltry payouts to keep you coming back. The Lotto is like that too. Just a little payout so you don't give up, but never really a true pay out.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Crazy, wonder if they did have legit business licenses and passed the check or if this ended up being like the raid they did on Honey a couple of years ago.

Regardless I guess ill keep away from here for a while, Stay safe yall.

They have dweebs from the city office to check code compliance. Bringing in the guys with guns means something more serious is afoot. You can't ask the shop what is going on, because they always downplay it, because they don't want to scare you off.

[JakeForTheWin]

Walked in in the middle of a bust. Six or seven of our finest and about a dozen girls. Didn't see any handcuffs though, or mongers, nor a paddy wagon, so maybe not so bad. Stay safe.

Note so self: if you see a B&W up front, change your plans.

Crazy, wonder if they did have legit business licenses and passed the check or if this ended up being like the raid they did on Honey a couple of years ago.

Regardless I guess ill keep away from here for a while, Stay safe yall.

[RedRoddddd]

Walked in in the middle of a bust. Six or seven of our finest and about a dozen girls. Didn't see any handcuffs though, or mongers, nor a paddy wagon, so maybe not so bad. Stay safe.

Note so self: if you see a B&W up front, change your plans.

How horny do you have to be to walk past a cop car at the front of your rub and tug?

What were you thinking?

"Maybe the cops like hot Asian nuru luv too?

[RBFSyndrome]

Oof. I'm surprised they got a bust in SA. And, what's B&W?

Black and white car.

[PitfallHarry13]

Oof. I'm surprised they got a bust in SA. And, what's B&W?

Black and White—patrol car.

I checked with my girl; she's fine and says that the cops came in under the guise of a business license check. No busts, but she (and it sounds like a few others) aren't ever going back to Haven.