Massage Parlor Reports

**BoMcC** · 07-05-23 18:10

Originally Posted by FunSex [View Original Post]

Anything good to report? Thanks!

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow

She isn't as fine as the photo on the ad, maybe around 10 years ago, but she was well worth her weight in GOD. Nearly 45 and looking as fine as ever. Augmented tits, not that greatest man made job, but feel and look great when you are sucking them and getting that GFE experience. Menu is open. Just be mindful of the foot traffic, alot of parents with kids go there for karate and you are directly across the way from King SPA and M&M Wellness. Great body for her age, much better experience than any Thai INDY and AMP for me so far in the past couple of years. Also LEO is right down the street as well so don't bum rush her over the next few weeks. She will send you her information upon contact. I rate her a 9 on body, 10 on enthusiasm. I am one not to cum so quickly, so he had to put in some work and that she did. Damage $$. She will definitely be a repeat for me.

no shower so good hygiene will get you a long way. Keep her safe and be respectful. She is a nice one....Have fun

DYK,

Which one are you verifying is a good time? It better not be the second with the 573 number and Snapchat contact. Because she gave me the old "what city are you in" then told me she's staying at a hotel there but required a deposit.

**DoYouKnow** · 07-05-23 17:47

Originally Posted by FunSex [View Original Post]

Anything good to report? Thanks!

She isn't as fine as the photo on the ad, maybe around 10 years ago, but she was well worth her weight in GOD. Nearly 45 and looking as fine as ever. Augmented tits, not that greatest man made job, but feel and look great when you are sucking them and getting that GFE experience. Menu is open. Just be mindful of the foot traffic, alot of parents with kids go there for karate and you are directly across the way from King SPA and M&M Wellness. Great body for her age, much better experience than any Thai INDY and AMP for me so far in the past couple of years. Also LEO is right down the street as well so don't bum rush her over the next few weeks. She will send you her information upon contact. I rate her a 9 on body, 10 on enthusiasm. I am one not to cum so quickly, so he had to put in some work and that she did. Damage $$. She will definitely be a repeat for me.

no shower so good hygiene will get you a long way. Keep her safe and be respectful. She is a nice one....Have fun

**PuntaJaco43** · 07-05-23 16:52

Originally Posted by BuckshotWatson [View Original Post]

I absolutely agree with Steve on this. I have always gotten a very good, strong, therapeutic massage here. I believe I saw Annie a couple weeks ago- very good massage, a thicker (in a good way) body than most.

Its been my experience that the therapists here aren't quite as open-minded as, say King or Queen over on Franconia. It is a CAMP, rather than a KAMP, but I still enjoy my time there.

May Wellness is the place to find young beautiful gals. I haven't been there in several weeks because of my recent orthopedic surgery so I am not familiar with this current line up, but leave it to the manager Extraordinare, Nicole, to find these lovely young (30 year old) Chinese woman; she rotates them In and out every few weeks. I love this place along with the hottest madame in town (Nicole) but YMMW on that point.

Regards.

PJ.

**Fun Sex** · 07-05-23 14:15

Anything good to report? Thanks!

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Has anyone partaken in her as of yet? She is her only for another week but grabbed my attention.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ove-34560.html

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...638410348.html

She is in a springfield incall location.

If you any of want to know the particulars on this one. PM. Damn she is explosive and looks 10 x better in person. Ashburn hotel location.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ist-32539.html

I will definitely be reporting back

**FourNick8** · 07-05-23 13:56

Originally Posted by BuckshotWatson [View Original Post]

I absolutely agree with Steve on this. I have always gotten a very good, strong, therapeutic massage here. I believe I saw Annie a couple weeks ago- very good massage, a thicker (in a good way) body than most.

Its been my experience that the therapists here aren't quite as open-minded as, say King or Queen over on Franconia. It is a CAMP, rather than a KAMP, but I still enjoy my time there.

I stopped in last week and enjoyed it so much that I joined they gym across the street.

I have family / friends who live / breathe in downtown Fairfax. Now when I visit I have a legit place to park and an excuse to be off my cell for and hour and come home sweaty or with a fresh shower.

Doubt if I will actually use the gym much. I did go in there one afternoon and spotted more than a few university gym queens in tight spandex. That, and a few deadlifts, got my testosterone pumping for the visit at May.

**Shark125** · 07-05-23 13:41

Going further out of my usual destination this week. Anybody had success other than Ina in Leesburg?

**DoYouKnow** · 07-05-23 11:44

Has anyone partaken in her as of yet? She is her only for another week but grabbed my attention.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ove-34560.html

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...638410348.html

She is in a springfield incall location.

If you any of want to know the particulars on this one. PM. Damn she is explosive and looks 10 x better in person. Ashburn hotel location.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ist-32539.html

I will definitely be reporting back

**BuckshotWatson** · 07-05-23 11:15

Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]

I think May Wellness is worth going to simply because of the quality of the massage and how clean the place (room, sheets) always is.

I absolutely agree with Steve on this. I have always gotten a very good, strong, therapeutic massage here. I believe I saw Annie a couple weeks ago- very good massage, a thicker (in a good way) body than most.

Its been my experience that the therapists here aren't quite as open-minded as, say King or Queen over on Franconia. It is a CAMP, rather than a KAMP, but I still enjoy my time there.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 07-05-23 09:59

Originally Posted by BbqCreme [View Original Post]

May Wellness has a new line-up.

Annie, Lina, Amy.

Anyone have any experiences with their new girls?

If it's the same Amy I saw (short hair, slim), she gives a terrific strong massage.

I think May Wellness is worth going to simply because of the quality of the massage and how clean the place (room, sheets) always is.

**RubLover21** · 07-05-23 09:07

Golden Therapy on Leesburg Pike went through a patch last year with some frumpy and uninspiring providers.

But a rule in this business is that things change, and I thought I'd give them another shot. Lately I have had great attention from Candy and June. 30's-40's with soft clear skin, firm titties, and a nice attitude. June even got naked and climbed on to the table with me for a cuddle before we were off for the main event, and never asked about the tip.

The other rule is YMMV but I will say both times were good value.

Be clean, be ready, be nice and let the lady lead.

**BbqCreme** · 07-04-23 15:11

May Wellness has a new line-up.

Annie, Lina, Amy.

Anyone have any experiences with their new girls?

**AlmostRetired** · 07-03-23 20:21

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

But in the interest of fair play, I have seen my fair share of ladies who provide mediocre service and then demand a plate of mithril when they are only worth the silver of steel at most.

There's nothing wrong with this monger choosing to walk away with HIS hard earned cash when he feels he's being swindled, and while I would have agreed with your post prepandemic; GPS has affected this land like a blight upon the earth.

TD,

Lots of gems in your post above, I generally agreed with PJ initially as those of us who have been out here for a while, know what we are going for when we go to an AMP. For me personally, I have done the 360 of being in this game exceeding a decade LOL. I settled for AMP's as I find its quite an affordable way to get a decent massage and as they say, either a happy ending of a nice dream. And also, I am far too old now to be playing "mission impossible or possible" at hotels or questionable locations! I had a "proper" massage place I used to frequent and massage plus tip usually set me back $. 8 and nothing happy at the end. (well a bottle of water and a cup of herbal tea) LOL that used to (before inflation as you noted) give me two good trips to an AMP.

You hit the nail on the head with several good points, I try to narrow my AMP visits to a handful of places to create a rapport and in most cases get better service, but that also does not always serve as a guarantee. What is a guarantee, is the NOVA area is superlatively flush with AMP's one should definitely be able to find a few that are not pushy and meet the need. If one location flames out, there are usually 10 others to chose from.

One thing I will note is, read the forum for goodness sake! With the great information posted here daily by the adventurists, you should be able to find a number of great AMP's to visit and frequent, but of course, you occasionally will need to TOFTT so we can continue to get great info. I have been to a few AMP's that I will certainly not revisit.

Prices have most certainly gone up, I do feel they are still trying somewhat to recover from the pandemic as the greater number of them shut down, I recall having to suffer through a few massages by Mamasans during the Covid! One last last point I'd make, most of the AMP's out there also want repeat business, so one can call up the locations and speak to the mamasan. A few adventurist have totally slammed AMP's and I don't believe that is fair, I have also gotten some of the best massages I have ever had at an AMP, in fact that is why I stopped shelling out $. 8 for a visit.

Fun fact, I found an AMP I visited in the same complex as my usual massage spot and one day leaving the AMP, my "regular" masseuse saw me and asked what I was doing there as I had not called! Oh just driving by in the area. I am sure she saw my gleaming oily arms, but she said nothing, needless to say, as I said above with the embarrassment of AMP's we have I didn't need to go back there again!

As you always say, always be nice to the ladies, almost retired, but not quite yet!

**JoeyPopkins** · 07-03-23 08:21

What was the total damage for Nuru with Sophie?

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

KK is a reliable good service Thai masseuse and provider. So is Sophie. Sophie provides my personal favorite Nuru. She uses real Nuru gel and will slip and slide you top and bottom.

My last time with kk was years ago. For some reason we did I not click, but she is a solid provider.

**TheDrowned** · 07-02-23 22:44

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

Sorry but I totally disagree. You visited two AMPs and managed to totally piss everyone off. If you want a good massage go to Massage Envy or reaserch the Forum for providers that give CMT level service. The spas that you are frequenting provide sexual enjoyment. The massage is a prelude to sex or intimacy, its fore play. That's what these woman are there for and they make their living off tips. They provide us a valued service and they enhance the hobby. I think you should try harder and be more engaging. Chat them up and get to know about their lives, be respectful and generous and maybe the honey 🍯 will flow. You will both benefit.

Sorry to all for the outburst, I rarely would crittize but as some of you know I am 4 weeks out of total knee replacement surgery. I am horny and I am pissed and I am bored and even more horny as the days pass. I am stuck at home and just now getting out to the office. What an ordeal!

Always be nice to the ladies (that's not my line).

Regards.

Pj.

But in the interest of fair play, I have seen my fair share of ladies who provide mediocre service and then demand a plate of mithril when they are only worth the silver of steel at most.

There's nothing wrong with this monger choosing to walk away with HIS hard earned cash when he feels he's being swindled, and while I would have agreed with your post prepandemic; GPS has affected this land like a blight upon the earth. From my own experience I do notice that on average I am paying about $40-60 more for the same service I was getting 5 years prior, and perhaps you can chalk it up to inflation but in the most comical of ironies I often joke that I used to get better service from these ladies years ago when I was a 300 lb tub of jello than I do now that I hit the gym 4-5 times a week. It's not a flex, but if nothing else it's given me a bit more confidence in regards to putting my foot down when a 60 year old crone whose diet consists of only rice and cigarettes is going to tell me that a hand job will cost me 100 schmeckles.

While it is true you do catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar. The pendulum swings both ways. If these ladies didn't try to nickle and dime every customer and put a little bit more effort into making them feel welcome and satisfied. Then they'd be seeing a lot more of that same customer and build a clientele. It's the kind of foresight of basic alegrara that these ladies lack. If you charge one guy 20 $ below the market price for FS but see him every week. You'll end the month with $600 vs seeing him once at $200.

On top of that said monger might even come to the board to let his bretherin know that he just got served up something special, and the impact of a meaningful interaction at this AMP could be enough to open the floodgates and get these ladies the payday they've been so craving. Otherwise the poor attitude simply leads to a day shift of just twiddling their fingers or bickering to their families on WeChat for 6 and half hours while wondering where all the mongers are at?

That all being said. Always be nice to the ladies. If they hound you for a $20 tip it's best to just part with the Jackson and never set foot into the place until there's a rotation. Be nice to the ladies. Walk away with a smile and then post to the board to make sure other mongers avoid the place. That will let boss know they either need to re-educate the girls or get some new players who better understand the game.

**PuntaJaco43** · 07-02-23 21:05

Originally Posted by AznAficianado [View Original Post]

Maybe it's just me, but I find it annoying and rude when the provider demands a tip in a pushy fashion. I'm willing to tip for extra services, or for exceptional service, but I don't believe a tip is automatic.

The other day I went to the 2nd floor place in Noblewood / Golansky. Paid for an hour. Massage was below average, basically just going through the motions. About 40 min in, she starts presenting the menu. After a minute or two of negotiation, I finally concluded that I wasn't feeling it and thanked her for her time. She then starts insisting that I pay her a. 2 tip. And was pretty persistent and pushy about it too. So let's go over the facts here: I paid for an hour, got 40 min of a sub par massage, and no extras. I'm thinking she should have been refunding me rather than me paying her a tip. So I thought it was more than fair to skip the tip.

Also went to another spot nearby last week, arrived just before closing and could only do 30 min. Received a halfway decent / average massage for about 20-25 minutes (it definitely wasn't 30). No extra services. Once again, the provider demands a tip at the end. This time the other provider came out and they double team me pushing for the tip. It was quite comical so I played along a little bit, and eventually they FaceTimed a third lady who spoke better English in a continued effort to get me to pay a tip. At that point, I was mostly turned off by the rudeness of demanding that I pay a tip, so I just left.

Again, I've got no problem paying for services rendered and rewarding extra effort. But just a little worn out by the MP culture of demanding tips.

Sorry but I totally disagree. You visited two AMPs and managed to totally piss everyone off. If you want a good massage go to Massage Envy or reaserch the Forum for providers that give CMT level service. The spas that you are frequenting provide sexual enjoyment. The massage is a prelude to sex or intimacy, its fore play. That's what these woman are there for and they make their living off tips. They provide us a valued service and they enhance the hobby. I think you should try harder and be more engaging. Chat them up and get to know about their lives, be respectful and generous and maybe the honey 🍯 will flow. You will both benefit.

Sorry to all for the outburst, I rarely would crittize but as some of you know I am 4 weeks out of total knee replacement surgery. I am horny and I am pissed and I am bored and even more horny as the days pass. I am stuck at home and just now getting out to the office. What an ordeal!

Always be nice to the ladies (that's not my line).

Regards.

Pj.