Massage Parlor Reports

[Serpin58]

Hang in there man, I know it's hard. 4+ years later, I still wake up in the middle of the night thinking about her. The good ones know how to play you like a violin while they are working other guys at the same time.

I truly thought she would quit for me. I bought it.

It took years later and another bf to wake me up.

[SexyD]

Hang in there man, I know it's hard. 4+ years later, I still wake up in the middle of the night thinking about her. The good ones know how to play you like a violin while they are working other guys at the same time.

Now I'm giving thousands a month and she's know not getting younger and scared to advertise- menu for everyone might open up.

[Rhinopole]

What's the best place to look for ACS I'm other NOVA areas. Bedpage?

Your take on Smile is spot on. She's older, but knows how to use what she's got and she is sweet. Unfortunately after her vacation that's coming up soon, she'll rotate to Manasses, which is a biota a distance for me.

Rhino.

[Serpin58]

Thank you for the information.

What happened to you has happened to other mongers dealing with other ladies.

You shouldn't try to find a relationship through this hobby because it involves flesh and money.

Now I'm giving thousands a month and she's know not getting younger and scared to advertise- menu for everyone might open up.

[SexyD]

You didn't loose. Dating a provider is a rigged game. They make up the rules as they go. Don't envy the guy that won, pity him. He has no idea of the Rollercoaster he got on. One day, someone will be blocking him in as they try to rescue her to. If you are in this situation or contemplating getting involved with a provider, just walk away with your money and sanity intact.

Thank you for the information.

What happened to you has happened to other mongers dealing with other ladies.

You shouldn't try to find a relationship through this hobby because it involves flesh and money.

[Serpin58]

Thank you for the information.

What happened to you has happened to other mongers dealing with other ladies.

You shouldn't try to find a relationship through this hobby because it involves flesh and money.

Door is open for you guys. I'm not giving thousands a month anymore and she's not getting any younger- Menu might Open up for you guys.

My advice park in the circle not in the driveway.

[Serpin58]

Thank you for the information.

What happened to you has happened to other mongers dealing with other ladies.

You shouldn't try to find a relationship through this hobby because it involves flesh and money.

I bought into the boo oooh struggling mom.

She probably makes triple I make.

[Idk85]

Getting a lot of doubt mail. Look - I was her BF for 7 years! I met her doing this business! We had agreement daughter finishes college go legit! In the meantime she dated a guy who didn't know of the business! I'm outside looking in! He blocked me in driveway! I have nothing against you guys at all! I knew the game going in! I lost! I'm just saying be careful because if the dude blocked me in driveway!? It could happen to you! Do what you want and F- me for warning- I always thought it was Bros over Whooooos! F me I'm ever going to be relationship again- My Georgetown girl. At least honestly know we're I stand.

Thank you for the information.

What happened to you has happened to other mongers dealing with other ladies.

You shouldn't try to find a relationship through this hobby because it involves flesh and money.

[KidFarian]

After many years I have given up on AMPs. The prices are through the roof for FS and I got tired of fucking on little hard massage tables. I have had better luck and better value with the ACS that advertise in Bedpage. I know this is the AMP forum but just wanted to share that you don't have to pay $$plus for house fee and tip for 10 min of FS when the ASC girls provide 30 min for $. 3 in the comfort of a nice hotel room. Below is a recent sampling from the Springfield area.

I have it from a reliable source that ACS Tina is returning to Springfield on Feb 18.

My sales route takes me through Springfield almost daily and her absence has allowed me to get to know the other ACS girls that work at the same hotel. Here is a brief review. All donations were $. 3 HHR and $. 6 Hr unless otherwise noted;.

Tina. Complete PSE. She is best described as big boned - 5'4" and 140 lbs but not fat. She has wide shoulders, big tits and hideous tats under her boobs covering up the man mades scars. She is still kinda cute and very friendly to make up for her looks. She meets you at the door with continuous DFK and once naked (I always tip her. 4 for BB) you can expect the full time allotted to be BBBJ, throat fucking, and BBFSCIP or BBBJCIM. After the second visit she lets me film the entire session with my phone and often holds the phone to get the action from her perspective. Another time I brought a Hatichi magic wand to use on her and she pulled her own out of the nightstand. Only thing I have found off limits is anal and multiple pops. She also likes to chat about her family in Hong Kong with google translator. Can't wait to see her again when she gets back.

Candy. In my opinion the best looking of the group. She's around 40's 5'4" 110 lbs with a nice body and perky B's. Has a large floral tat on her stomach but no baby damage and a classic asian pus with no hamburger lips and only a few sparse hairs. On the second visit I asked for an hour and after it started I asked about BB and she said $ extra. After thinking a minute (with little head) I agreed if I could have multiple pops. BBBJ was good but not great but BBFS is that little natural bald pussy was incredible. I blew CIP in just ten minutes and she jumped up for the bathroom. She returned to the bed for round two and we tried every position imaginable including where she lays in her back and crosses her legs to squeeze that pussy tight. Having a bit of trouble popping a second time in 30 min so I just keep fucking but her phone starts ringing and she says times up. I look at my watch when getting dressed and she is pushing me out the door at 45 min. Not my favorite but still a good fuck.

Smile. She opens the door with a big smile and a hug / kiss. Pretty face but a bit older probably 50's. After getting undressed I notice she has a bit of a pear shape but not fat and A's with large pencil eraser nips. I'm still sitting in the chair undressing when comes over lets me nurse and neals down for an unexpected BBBJ with ball lick and suck. Next I lay her on the bed for a little DATY on another perfect looking asian pussy. I ask about BBFS and she says tip (which I give her later) and "no cum inside" BBFS with incredible and vanilla plain at the same time. Chatting later I told her Tina lets me make movie and she said I could make her a porn star next visit. She helped me get dressed and while buttoning me shirt I noticed her bead bobbing. Another reviewer mentioned she might have Parkinson's but she is so nice and sweet I will see her again.

CoCo. Works for another handler but Tina's handler sent me there first time. A bit chubby with chipmunk cheeks with hair down to her ass. Undressed she has a wicked vertical C section scar and rock hard B's. The first visit was not good as she seemed completely disinterested and not into sex. Just standard CBJ and CFS. So bad in fact I wrote a review that said walk out if she opens the door. Two weeks later I called another handler that sent me to her (different) room and I did just that. I walked back to my car and texted the handler. He texted he would talk to her and offered a. 2 discount if I gave it another try so I walked back to the room and she opened the door again with a big smile. Paid $. 1 and had a pretty decent CBJ and CFS session with LFK and much pussy play and clit play. She says I made her cum but who fucking knows. Good sex but doubt if I will return.

Two girls sharing room 4*7 - Still another handler sent me up there with the option of 1 girl or 2 girls who were sharing the room. I already posted about the first two visits here but tried a third time to see if more options opened up. I have found that after repeat visits, if you are nice, more opportunities present themselves. This was not the case here-I fucked the Kris Jenner looking one again in that tiny little pussy while the big tit girl just laid on the bed clothed and let me squeeze her titties (I only paid for 1 girl). Little Kris was just truing to rush me this time and get me out the door. I won't return.

I'm sure there are more there as I see then standing in the hallway on the phone sometimes. All the Asians I know are on the 4th floor and Iv'e heard that Latinas are on the 2nd floor. Please share if you know of any others there.

What's the best place to look for ACS I'm other NOVA areas. Bedpage?

[Amsterdam2022]

LatinamassageDMV: Alex is 28 and Alis is 24.

What is latinamassage DMV? Any particular place?

[Serpin58]

Getting a lot of doubt mail. Look - I was her BF for 7 years! I met her doing this business! We had agreement daughter finishes college go legit! In the meantime she dated a guy who didn't know of the business! I'm outside looking in! He blocked me in driveway! I have nothing against you guys at all! I knew the game going in! I lost! I'm just saying be careful because if the dude blocked me in driveway!? It could happen to you! Do what you want and F- me for warning- I always thought it was Bros over Whooooos! F me I'm ever going to be relationship again- My Georgetown girl. At least honestly know we're I stand.

[VaPlay]

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[TheDrowned]

Was near Richmond hwy and decided to check out Heavenly Spa located near ft hunt. It was a last minute decision so I just wanted to do a quick 30 min scope of the place and get a feel for the AMP. A knock on the door was answered by a cute albeit older Chinese provider in lingerie, unsurprisingly went by the name Coco (the go to for AMP names) She was probably 100 lbs soaking wet with long dark hair and beady eyes. She motioned me into into the room and asked if I called first I told her I did not so I took it she was already waiting for another client. Keen on the situation I asked her if 30 min would be better and she nodded. When providers want shorter sessions and wear lingerie when they answer the door you can pretty much guarantee massage isn't the main goal of the adventure so I paid the house fee and got undressed.

Since she was kind enough to wear revealing clothing and I was already itching for some action. Junior didn't take much convincing to draw his weapons into battle. When she came back she saw that I was ready to go to war and dropped her jaw at the sight. But I told her she can cut the act and just get naked. With the promise of tip she obliged and got a cover and went down on her knees to apply it with her mouth. She gave a pretty good CBJ and I got to cup a feel of her nice augmented Cs. I picked her up and placed her on the table for some good mish. We were about it for another 10 min or so I turned her around and got on the table and she went on top. Despite her age, coco can fuck. And fuck well. She was bouncing up and down my dick like a rabbit, fitting for the lunar revel of the Chinese new year. I didn't last long during this tactical assault on my crouch and came in the bag.

We all want young providers but the truth is sometimes experience triumphs over age. The older providers KNOW how to satisfy a man. And coco was one of the better 30 min quickies I've had. And for a $. 7 all in. Was a pretty good time. Not a holy time as the spa would have you believe, but certainly on the righteous side of hell. Coco is a sinner just like you and me.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

The fact is that 80% of the providers at AMPs are older, some very old, but that doesn't mean that you can't have a good time with an incredibly sensual older woman. Unfortunately, many of us older perverts are always looking for a young woman, and finding one is difficult especially if you are strictly staying with the AMP crowd.

Now.

I know June very well. I have had several very intimate moments with her, and I would put her age at 45. She is not real young but certainly not old; she is a very attractive woman and sensual as hell if she clicks with you. The problem is that there aren't many like her around and after a 1/2 dozens visits; you want to move on to the next one. That's the hobby.

You should write a review about June so all can read. (Graphic is always better). I reviewed her last year when she was at The New Paradise.

Just a suggestion.

Regards.

PJ.

PJ is 100% right. Some of these providers are GREAT looking for their age, and I'd argue many of these ladies despite being 15-20 years older than the girls at Merry Maids JS (who I can confirm are aged from 27-34 on average) are way better looking and offer a better time at same value $ but that doesn't change the fact that LMPs offer a younger alternative than AMPs on average. And to add insult to injury the ratio of LMPs to AMPs is a percentage that would be deemed practically insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Good or bad, I'm happy to have the variety here. As PA has taught us, whether you find these providers attractive or not, treat the ladies nicely.

FHOH: Gabby and Adriana are 30.

LatinamassageDMV: Alex is 28 and Alis is 24.

And if you want a young Asian provider, Angelica at smooth is 20.

Young coco at zenith is Korean and 34.

Younger providers exist in NOVA but there's almost always a catch. I'll get to that.

I tend to have a better time at the AMPs because despite the ladies being older in age. I've gotten better services on average than when I visit these younger providers. But, like every other pervert. I'll admit. Sometimes I want a young provider. I want the eye candy despite the fact there may be less on the menu or that I may have to dish out more $$$ for fun. I'm blessed that the option is always there if I want.

But even with the names I've dropped, that still covers a very small percentage of providers who are young to old. Empirically speaking, you walk into 100 AMPs in No Virginia and I guarantee you 90% of them will have providers older than 35. Which brings me to my point, if you're going to be older, you need to make up for that age in services rendered.

The truth is if I want a younger provider, let's take Alis at latinamassagedmv whose only 24 years old. Hot. Athletic. And an ass that I can only dream about shoving my face into. She's provided ONLY a HE with no roaming. Mechanical in nature with no excitement that cost me close to what I spend at a typical AMP where the girl will get buttnaked and provide a sensual HJ. Its sheer arrogance to think that youre going to get a hot sexy Latina provider like the pics in the ad and that a) theyll fuck you like youve never been fucked before and b) charge you just a buck and a quarter to do so.

I've gone to plenty of AMPs, like my most recent review, where I had a great time with an older provider but I've been to countless other AMPs where the provider is older and wants to provide only the basic service at the SAME price point that I would get with a much younger Latina provider. The hubris is stunning and I always react the same way when a 50 provider asks for $ for a basic HJ, I laugh in their face. So in a scenario where all things are the same. Standard HJ no roaming with a 50 something Chinese provider or a 24 year old Latina. We all would prefer the latter. Now if the 50 something provider offers CFS for 60 more and rides you into the massage table until there's a cartoon like imprint of yourself embedded into the sheets like coco did. Absolutely I'm going to take the former. But all things equal. We are looking a gift horse in the mouth, because we all know if there was a young Latina provider, who was hot, and offering the same services as the aforementioned coco. I would be shelling out a hell of a lot more $$$ for it. And such a thing exists if I so choose. Just have to go to PG county and find Majestic spa, where it's a $ to the house and another $$$ for the girl.

The worlds one River, and I'm it's k1ng, no place I haven't been to. No place I can't go again.

[PuntaJaco43]

I don't want to hear another word about "grannies" from anyone who has not visited June or Sophia at New King.

The fact is that 80% of the providers at AMPs are older, some very old, but that doesn't mean that you can't have a good time with an incredibly sensual older woman. Unfortunately, many of us older perverts are always looking for a young woman, and finding one is difficult especially if you are strictly staying with the AMP crowd.

Now.

I know June very well. I have had several very intimate moments with her, and I would put her age at 45. She is not real young but certainly not old; she is a very attractive woman and sensual as hell if she clicks with you. The problem is that there aren't many like her around and after a 1/2 dozens visits; you want to move on to the next one. That's the hobby.

You should write a review about June so all can read. (Graphic is always better). I reviewed her last year when she was at The New Paradise.

Just a suggestion.

Regards.

PJ.

[Serpin58]

Calling BS on you now. Could have done it earlier, but this is for entertainment. You get blocked in. You know her personal info.

You can believe or not. Yes I do.

Eaten lunches and dinners in her house.

What you Jelly?

Go over there and get blocked in the driveway.