Massage Parlor Reports

**VeloNC** · 02-09-23 01:27

Originally Posted by DanznMan [View Original Post]

Here's the link to the Comfort ad on bedpage.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/vie.../22519057.html

Correct. That is it. Last visit not as spectacular. Good finish but FS was a "maybe next time you come". Didn't ask for DATY. Massage so so. Really good exam of P.S. . 8 and. 8.

**FourNick8** · 02-09-23 00:44

After many years I have given up on AMPs. The prices are through the roof for FS and I got tired of fucking on little hard massage tables. I have had better luck and better value with the ACS that advertise in Bedpage. I know this is the AMP forum but just wanted to share that you don't have to pay $$plus for house fee and tip for 10 min of FS when the ASC girls provide 30 min for $. 3 in the comfort of a nice hotel room. Below is a recent sampling from the Springfield area.

I have it from a reliable source that ACS Tina is returning to Springfield on Feb 18.

My sales route takes me through Springfield almost daily and her absence has allowed me to get to know the other ACS girls that work at the same hotel. Here is a brief review. All donations were $. 3 HHR and $. 6 Hr unless otherwise noted;.

Tina. Complete PSE. She is best described as big boned - 5'4" and 140 lbs but not fat. She has wide shoulders, big tits and hideous tats under her boobs covering up the man mades scars. She is still kinda cute and very friendly to make up for her looks. She meets you at the door with continuous DFK and once naked (I always tip her. 4 for BB) you can expect the full time allotted to be BBBJ, throat fucking, and BBFSCIP or BBBJCIM. After the second visit she lets me film the entire session with my phone and often holds the phone to get the action from her perspective. Another time I brought a Hatichi magic wand to use on her and she pulled her own out of the nightstand. Only thing I have found off limits is anal and multiple pops. She also likes to chat about her family in Hong Kong with google translator. Can't wait to see her again when she gets back.

Candy. In my opinion the best looking of the group. She's around 40's 5'4" 110 lbs with a nice body and perky B's. Has a large floral tat on her stomach but no baby damage and a classic asian pus with no hamburger lips and only a few sparse hairs. On the second visit I asked for an hour and after it started I asked about BB and she said $ extra. After thinking a minute (with little head) I agreed if I could have multiple pops. BBBJ was good but not great but BBFS is that little natural bald pussy was incredible. I blew CIP in just ten minutes and she jumped up for the bathroom. She returned to the bed for round two and we tried every position imaginable including where she lays in her back and crosses her legs to squeeze that pussy tight. Having a bit of trouble popping a second time in 30 min so I just keep fucking but her phone starts ringing and she says times up. I look at my watch when getting dressed and she is pushing me out the door at 45 min. Not my favorite but still a good fuck.

Smile. She opens the door with a big smile and a hug / kiss. Pretty face but a bit older probably 50's. After getting undressed I notice she has a bit of a pear shape but not fat and A's with large pencil eraser nips. I'm still sitting in the chair undressing when comes over lets me nurse and neals down for an unexpected BBBJ with ball lick and suck. Next I lay her on the bed for a little DATY on another perfect looking asian pussy. I ask about BBFS and she says tip (which I give her later) and "no cum inside" BBFS with incredible and vanilla plain at the same time. Chatting later I told her Tina lets me make movie and she said I could make her a porn star next visit. She helped me get dressed and while buttoning me shirt I noticed her bead bobbing. Another reviewer mentioned she might have Parkinson's but she is so nice and sweet I will see her again.

CoCo. Works for another handler but Tina's handler sent me there first time. A bit chubby with chipmunk cheeks with hair down to her ass. Undressed she has a wicked vertical C section scar and rock hard B's. The first visit was not good as she seemed completely disinterested and not into sex. Just standard CBJ and CFS. So bad in fact I wrote a review that said walk out if she opens the door. Two weeks later I called another handler that sent me to her (different) room and I did just that. I walked back to my car and texted the handler. He texted he would talk to her and offered a. 2 discount if I gave it another try so I walked back to the room and she opened the door again with a big smile. Paid $. 1 and had a pretty decent CBJ and CFS session with LFK and much pussy play and clit play. She says I made her cum but who fucking knows. Good sex but doubt if I will return.

Two girls sharing room 4*7 - Still another handler sent me up there with the option of 1 girl or 2 girls who were sharing the room. I already posted about the first two visits here but tried a third time to see if more options opened up. I have found that after repeat visits, if you are nice, more opportunities present themselves. This was not the case here-I fucked the Kris Jenner looking one again in that tiny little pussy while the big tit girl just laid on the bed clothed and let me squeeze her titties (I only paid for 1 girl). Little Kris was just truing to rush me this time and get me out the door. I won't return.

I'm sure there are more there as I see then standing in the hallway on the phone sometimes. All the Asians I know are on the 4th floor and Iv'e heard that Latinas are on the 2nd floor. Please share if you know of any others there.

**Crocksbury123** · 02-08-23 23:18

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**Tacoz125** · 02-08-23 23:17

Anyone been to Green spa in herndon? Saw them elsewhere but no recent reviews.

**RubLover21** · 02-08-23 21:51

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

We've already established in a previous post the pics they are using are from some random spa located in Panama, and let's pretend just for a fucking second that they really were girls like that at the spa offering the kind of service you mongers are after.

1) you wouldn't be able to even get your foot into the door because the place would be rampant with every monger in the tristate area. The place would look like a Walmart on Black Friday after they announced that all electronics are 75% off. We saw one young (ish) Korean provider review on the board and Sun was a monger breeding pit of sweat and semen in less than a week. Just imagine what would happen here.

2) LEO would probably shut it down faster than you'd blow your load to one of these girls in the pic.

Now I can concede to the fact that the services here pale in comparison to places like HH spa, the girls here are definitely not as pretty. No debate there but what irks me is that we are beating a dead horse with constant complaints about this place. There's already a severe lack of LMPs in NOVA. 10 years ago there was ZERO. And now we are starting to get a few to trickle in and we are doing all but grabbing torches and pitchforks. You don't have to patron the place, but look at the bigger picture. Put down the angry mob tools and think. If any potential LMP prospect is looking at the reviews and trying to gauge whether it would be a good idea to open shop of the Latin persuasion here in NOVA, we're not giving them a good reason to.

Perhaps we're spoiled by Sandra and her crew, but that pic is real, and if I had the choice between a standard NOVA from her or from the typical 60 yr old Asian granny at your run of the mill AMP. I know where I'm going.

Just my two cents.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

I don't want to hear another word about "grannies" from anyone who has not visited June or Sophia at New King.

**Serpin58** · 02-08-23 20:14

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

If she'd simply take it in her mouth I'd visit regularly. A quality massage with a nice relaxing BJ seems to be a hard find without breaking the bank.

She did for me. I was her sugar daddy- she's great at it.

**Serpin58** · 02-08-23 18:59

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Tara lately? In her recent pics on her ad she looks to have lost some weight?

Yes. She has.

Great as ever- with Russian finishing.

**Serpin58** · 02-08-23 16:28

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

Was near Richmond hwy and decided to check out Heavenly Spa located near ft hunt. It was a last minute decision so I just wanted to do a quick 30 min scope of the place and get a feel for the AMP. A knock on the door was answered by a cute albeit older Chinese provider in lingerie, unsurprisingly went by the name Coco (the go to for AMP names) She was probably 100 lbs soaking wet with long dark hair and beady eyes. She motioned me into into the room and asked if I called first I told her I did not so I took it she was already waiting for another client. Keen on the situation I asked her if 30 min would be better and she nodded. When providers want shorter sessions and wear lingerie when they answer the door you can pretty much guarantee massage isn't the main goal of the adventure so I paid the house fee and got undressed.

Since she was kind enough to wear revealing clothing and I was already itching for some action. Junior didn't take much convincing to draw his weapons into battle. When she came back she saw that I was ready to go to war and dropped her jaw at the sight. But I told her she can cut the act and just get naked. With the promise of tip she obliged and got a cover and went down on her knees to apply it with her mouth. She gave a pretty good CBJ and I got to cup a feel of her nice augmented Cs. I picked her up and placed her on the table for some good mish. We were about it for another 10 min or so I turned her around and got on the table and she went on top. Despite her age, coco can fuck. And fuck well. She was bouncing up and down my dick like a rabbit, fitting for the lunar revel of the Chinese new year. I didn't last long during this tactical assault on my crouch and came in the bag..

This is hell topics. Heaven nothing to do with this LOL.

**TheDrowned** · 02-08-23 15:33

Was near Richmond hwy and decided to check out Heavenly Spa located near ft hunt. It was a last minute decision so I just wanted to do a quick 30 min scope of the place and get a feel for the AMP. A knock on the door was answered by a cute albeit older Chinese provider in lingerie, unsurprisingly went by the name Coco (the go to for AMP names) She was probably 100 lbs soaking wet with long dark hair and beady eyes. She motioned me into into the room and asked if I called first I told her I did not so I took it she was already waiting for another client. Keen on the situation I asked her if 30 min would be better and she nodded. When providers want shorter sessions and wear lingerie when they answer the door you can pretty much guarantee massage isn't the main goal of the adventure so I paid the house fee and got undressed.

Since she was kind enough to wear revealing clothing and I was already itching for some action. Junior didn't take much convincing to draw his weapons into battle. When she came back she saw that I was ready to go to war and dropped her jaw at the sight. But I told her she can cut the act and just get naked. With the promise of tip she obliged and got a cover and went down on her knees to apply it with her mouth. She gave a pretty good CBJ and I got to cup a feel of her nice augmented Cs. I picked her up and placed her on the table for some good mish. We were about it for another 10 min or so I turned her around and got on the table and she went on top. Despite her age, coco can fuck. And fuck well. She was bouncing up and down my dick like a rabbit, fitting for the lunar revel of the Chinese new year. I didn't last long during this tactical assault on my crouch and came in the bag.

We all want young providers but the truth is sometimes experience triumphs over age. The older providers KNOW how to satisfy a man. And coco was one of the better 30 min quickies I've had. And for a $. 7 all in. Was a pretty good time. Not a holy time as the spa would have you believe, but certainly on the righteous side of hell. Coco is a sinner just like you and me.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

**WalkerC** · 02-08-23 13:56

Has anyone seen Tara lately? In her recent pics on her ad she looks to have lost some weight?

**Serpin58** · 02-08-23 02:31

Originally Posted by MrEnding [View Original Post]

Could someone PM info also? I will continue to research. Thanks fellas!!

Advise look somewhere else.

I was blocked in drive way.

**Serpin58** · 02-07-23 21:07

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**LowerBackPain** · 02-07-23 19:08

I've never been to an LMP, guess I got fixated early on the cleanliness that we find at AMPs and how organized they are in general. If you take a step back to look at what we have you'd have to admit that we're pretty lucky (I. E. , not to have to travel all the way overseas to sample such things). I have, however, been to and was very pleased with what I found at an RMP (I. E. , a Russian MP. Years ago) that used to be located in Silver Spring. The only one I knew of or ever heard of since. My two cents is that we should encourage others like IMPs (Indian as in the subcontinent) or even those who indentify as Rohingya to make some easy cash (in a safe environment) to send back overseas say via WesternUnion or whatever they're using these days.

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

We've already established in a previous post the pics they are using are from some random spa located in Panama, and let's pretend just for a fucking second that they really were girls like that at the spa offering the kind of service you mongers are after.

1) you wouldn't be able to even get your foot into the door because the place would be rampant with every monger in the tristate area. The place would look like a Walmart on Black Friday after they announced that all electronics are 75% off. We saw one young (ish) Korean provider review on the board and Sun was a monger breeding pit of sweat and semen in less than a week. Just imagine what would happen here.

2) LEO would probably shut it down faster than you'd blow your load to one of these girls in the pic.

Now I can concede to the fact that the services here pale in comparison to places like HH spa, the girls here are definitely not as pretty. No debate there but what irks me is that we are beating a dead horse with constant complaints about this place. There's already a severe lack of LMPs in NOVA. 10 years ago there was ZERO. And now we are starting to get a few to trickle in and we are doing all but grabbing torches and pitchforks. You don't have to patron the place, but look at the bigger picture. Put down the angry mob tools and think. If any potential LMP prospect is looking at the reviews and trying to gauge whether it would be a good idea to open shop of the Latin persuasion here in NOVA, we're not giving them a good reason to.

Perhaps we're spoiled by Sandra and her crew, but that pic is real, and if I had the choice between a standard NOVA from her or from the typical 60 yr old Asian granny at your run of the mill AMP. I know where I'm going.

Just my two cents.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

**Silk3434** · 02-07-23 16:28

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

Just my two cents.
We're already drowning, all we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

I like to believe I am a connoisseur of fine young talent in this area. Be it latina / korean / Chinese. All 3 cuisines are fabulous BTW! I am, like some / most, sick of being in granny city when it comes to the AMPs but, this is the story with AMPs in this area. I find all the pretty young talent of the above 3 categories are all working for agencies/escorts because I am sure they are making a killing with $300+ a pop service vs having to split the house fee at an AMP where you only see a few customers a day. Unless it's someplace like SUN where all mongers invade like the 15 year cicada's.

I will say that I have started to appreciate finding the uncut gems, the places no one has reviewed, or new locations opening. But again, having a granny jerk me off is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I tend to enjoy an actual massage if it done right. FHOH spa is good, pricey, but good. I think it is at the top of the pyramid in NOVA. Bottom of the pyramid is the Merry Maids jack shack in Herndon. I would love to find some in betweens. I think the problem is all that talent is doing the escort scene. :/

Nevertheless, appreciate TheDrowned and all others who help make this forum what it is...

**DCraven** · 02-07-23 13:08

Just a warning to all you mongers out there. These two have multiple posts on BP and RMD that are not them which can end up wasting your time as I find both these providers as lets say not the best.

Rada is also posting as June.

Meg is posting as bonney and possibly Mira.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22850204.html

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22860613.html

Just giving shoppers a heads up so you don't get your hopes up.

Also a warning to be careful in MOCO. Big bust by LEO in Rockville yesterday. I would stay clear of moco for time being.