Massage Parlor Reports

[Alowicious]

Stopped by one of my regular haunts. With one of my ATFs away on vacay, I wanted to see how her super pretty co-worker was.

Greeted by the no-English mature without any looks to talk about, Anna pops her head in to see if she can help translate. I ask if she (Anna) is available, I get 30 minutes.

Quite a good massage, good pressure, long strokes. Felt around a bit before the oil to see if she could find anything to focus on (she did).

On the flip she starts a too-oily HJ, which quickly devolved into a jackhammer. Allowed OTC but no more. Granny panties, made of what I could only describe as some combination of silk and Kevlar -- it was like feeling her ass through a soft chastity belt. Her technique was bad enough I had to ask her to stop before she gave me blisters.

Anna is an average-skinny, very sexy, and supremely pretty, average height Chinese gal with what looked like B cups. You'll know her when you see her- she's the one with that stylish swept-forward short-in-the-back-long-in-the-front haircut that many Chinese women like, that IMO looks very elegant. Very nice, friendly, with a pleasant personality.

30/30 + 40 tip. Recommend for good massage by a pretty Chinese, not for any extras or even the HJ.

[Sticker]

Has anyone been to BFF lately? I haven't seen anyone mention it in a very long time.

Well it hasn't been all that long that I've talked about it. I consider it a solid plan B, when my ATF isn't available (and no, I don't share her info). So BFF is convenient, just a mile or two from South Coast Plaza, and good-looking mid-30's Chinese girls. Covered BJ and FS for $120; or with the BBBJ option for another Jackson. I've managed a bit more there with one of them, but YMMV.

[Mhsm2014]

Hey Shy. Welcome to the OC. I have been traveling to NY pretty consistently for several years, and I am sorry to say there are no places like NYAF, DDY, WSD, or Pleasure Palace here. Not even close! I am not a FS guy, and can't bring myself to spend $300+ for all the special services; however, I do read boards and you will be hard pressed to find what you are looking for here.

I am sure some of the other more senior Mongers can give you tips on younger FS masseuses. If you search this board, you will find reference to a couple like:

* Massage place behind the THH sandwich shop on Ball & Euclid.

* Coconut Massage in Santa Ana.

* BFF Massage (second floor corner) on the corner of Main St and Warren in Santa Ana. Off of Central Ave.

Seniors, I hope I did you justice with these recommendations.

Good luck Shy!

Has anyone been to BFF lately? I remember it getting rave reviews when it first popped on the scene. Then in late 2021 they had an instagram account and were advertising themselves as a Honey Spa type nuru joint. I went a couple times and really enjoyed it but they stopped posting on the account long ago. Sandalwood something I think it was called? I don't see it anymore.

What's it like now? I haven't seen anyone mention it in a very long time.

[Alowicious]

Can personally vouch for THH and Coconut. I'll add to your list Shell (see previous post) , at the corner of Tustin Ave. And 4th Street in SanTana.

Hey Shy. Welcome to the OC. I have been traveling to NY pretty consistently for several years, and I am sorry to say there are no places like NYAF, DDY, WSD, or Pleasure Palace here. Not even close! I am not a FS guy, and can't bring myself to spend $300+ for all the special services; however, I do read boards and you will be hard pressed to find what you are looking for here.

I am sure some of the other more senior Mongers can give you tips on younger FS masseuses. If you search this board, you will find reference to a couple like:

* Massage place behind the THH sandwich shop on Ball & Euclid.

* Coconut Massage in Santa Ana.

* BFF Massage (second floor corner) on the corner of Main St and Warren in Santa Ana. Off of Central Ave.

Seniors, I hope I did you justice with these recommendations.

Good luck Shy!

[Alowicious]

I'm going to just refer to this one as "Shell," since the only identifiers for it are "the one behind the Shell station. ".

Lesson learned: Always bring more than the standard rate. (This is something I do almost religiously, but opted for exact change this time. Whoops.).

Walked in, waited around for what seemed like an hour, finally got let in by a short, cute, 30-something spinner in a tight green dress. Found out later she goes by Angela or something similar. Led me to a room, told me 40 for 30 minutes, I handed her $120, and she left.

Seven minutes later in walks the youngest (low-20's) and 2nd-hottest babe I've seen yet. After picking my jaw off the floor and screwing my eyeballs back in their sockets so I could non-stop stare at her, we got to arguing price. Like, really arguing. Not negotiation. Argument. She's trying to tell me 120 is for CBJ, 200 for CFS, to which I stand my ground and tell her no, it's 120 flat rate for CFS. Had I not left the rest in my car, I would have met her halfway. As I said- lesson learned.

Arguing done, we move onto the appetizer- a CBJ with a 12-sizes-too-small jimmy. She swaps that for a better-fitting one for the main course. She was not into it at all, batting away any moves I made to suck or even touch her tits. She came quick and squeezed me hard, and then made sure I knew she wanted me to finish quick. I obliged, but only to get away from her attitude.

It's really too bad she had such major attitude. She was so young and hot I would have loved to spend a couple hours pounding her.

On the way out she told me her name was Nana, and introducd me to Angela or Angelica or something.

If you are looking a sure-thing CFS, this is the place. If you are looking for the youngest, hottest babe who is a near-perfct 10 (her legs were strangely large for the rest of her body) , Nana is your girl. Just be ready for argument and attitude.

I saw Yoyo last time, who was slightly older, slightly less hot, not at all argumentative, and had only very slight attitude. I think Angela is the MMS. Both my visits had only two girls working.

Word is getting out. This place is pretty busy now. I caught at least five of you there during today's visit.

[HandyLover]

Hello Gents.

I'm Visiting home (born and raised FV) in two months and I was wondering what are the spots for young GFE FS spas? I monger in NYC, so my expectations are pretty high. Any spots worth checking out? Or am I better off saving my cash?

Hey Shy. Welcome to the OC. I have been traveling to NY pretty consistently for several years, and I am sorry to say there are no places like NYAF, DDY, WSD, or Pleasure Palace here. Not even close! I am not a FS guy, and can't bring myself to spend $300+ for all the special services; however, I do read boards and you will be hard pressed to find what you are looking for here.

I am sure some of the other more senior Mongers can give you tips on younger FS masseuses. If you search this board, you will find reference to a couple like:

* Massage place behind the THH sandwich shop on Ball & Euclid.

* Coconut Massage in Santa Ana.

* BFF Massage (second floor corner) on the corner of Main St and Warren in Santa Ana. Off of Central Ave.

Seniors, I hope I did you justice with these recommendations.

Good luck Shy!

[PitfallHarry13]

Been trying these Instagram providers for quite some time now. So I'd like to give some thoughts regarding these girls.

At bouncybutt: Her name is Violet, apparently. She works at Haven but I think she works at other places too. Curvy Latina girl. Thick but mostly at the right spots. Her face was really pretty, so overall hotness was an 8 at least. $65 door fee for 1 hr and she charges $120 for the nuru. The initial massage was whack, basically light touches all over, and some light teasing. The nuru was way better. It was very sensual with lots of skin touching and I get to suck her titties. She finished me off with a boob job and I get to cum on her tits. Overall, pretty great, but the massage was cut quite short. I was out in 45 minutes. Though at the end I got to shower with her, and she teases a fuck ton. My dick was rock solid the whole time. You get to caress her whole body while in the shower if that's your thing. Probably the few good ones on Instagram round here.

I know this is an old post, but I saw Violet recently (goes by Harley at Pearl Spa). She dove right into the Nuru with me but I'd agree with everything else on here (including prices). Another post guessed at her being really heavy (250?) but I'd say that this is at least 75 lb high. She's thick, but a good, fit looking thick. Freaking gorgeous in my book. Awesome personality, fun to talk to and do other things with. My only complaint was scratchy Bush stubble; I mentioned it and she shifted positions and apologized I told her it looked nice though and that she should consider growing it out.

Next time I see her I'll have to go for the shower option with her afterwards; that sounds like fun too.

[Slammer6008]

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[Alowicious]

I sent you a DM about Summer. Figured I'd give a quick version to the crowds here.

If you know Summer's history, you know why she's retired from the fun side of the business. I miss her days back in Laguna Hills, and in Lake Forest even before that. She's still one of my ATFs. I could castrate the bastard who forced her into retirement.

On Friday I stopped by Sakura on Tustin in Santa Ana. First I drove to the place by the Shell station across the street, the former chiropractic place, but although it has a neon "We're Open" sign in the window, it says nothing about massage. Instead something about wellness treatments. I wasn't sure if that was the placed discussed recently or not, so that's why I hit up Sakura since I was on a lunch break.

Got Summer, who may have been the only one there. A relatively tall Chinese MILF, mid-30's, and decent looking. I was nekkid and hard when she came into the room, so we hugged, she grabbed my unit and asked what I wanted. She wouldn't agree to FS, saying "I never do that," but she did get naked (with one leg of her yoga pants on, and her top and bra pulled up over her b-cups). They do this, of course, if someone comes in the lobby and they need to make a quick exit.

She was down for DATY, and came twice before I stood up next to her lying on her back and asked for a BJ. She said she doesn't do that either. So, fine for her to receive, but not give. Instead, I got on the table and she stay naked with jacking me off. She had good technique, and I paid a C-note for what had transpired..

[Dog777]

Anyone know where Kate is working.

[Hornilius99]

All I can offer is that it's best to spend some time reading reports, and then call ahead and make an appointment with the girl of your choice. The only time I'd say first thing in the morning is best, is if you want FS. I just don't like going 2nd, much less 10th, especially if you're going for BB.

Some of the girls are too tired the night before; they might skip taking a bath. You might end up with whatever left from yesterday. Play safe and wear a rubber for precaution.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Good morning gents. As a recent transplant to your fine region, I have contributed nothing to this community (nor anyplace else for quite a while) so feel free to disregard this request with impunity. For those willing to help me out though, read on.

I was wondering if anyone might recommend a place that offers an outstanding massage in a nice, clean environment that might be talked into or at least not be horrified at the prospect of a handy. That's it. Don't want full service. Just want a really good massage from a reasonably attractive woman and at least the chance to address the inevitable physiological response that such massages seem to generate for me.

I'll take my response off air.

About 90% of the shops in Westminster. Especially on Westminster Blvd offer HE. Some (Top10, Sunny Health, Bamboo, Bali) give a serious massage with a pleasant finish. Some give a lower quality faster massage but its not horrible. FS is only at a limited number of places. There is also Garden Grove, Santa Ana, Tustin.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Bamboo Wood is actually very clean.

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

They have become excellent at bringing in clean sheets that smell fresh at the start of a session. Unlike downstairs which virtually never changes sheets.

The issue there is that use rags to clean up various body fluids, and those are not laundered between customers. They seem to hand rinse them during the session. Just look in the washing machine in the bathroom and you seem some sheets (surprisingly few though), and not a single jizz rag.

Most Asian homes and businesses have tile or wood floors which can be cleaned well with no place for. But for some reason BW has carpet which hides dust and mites, but is often wet from slopping water.

[ShyNerdX]

Hello Gents.

I'm Visiting home (born and raised FV) in two months and I was wondering what are the spots for young GFE FS spas? I monger in NYC, so my expectations are pretty high. Any spots worth checking out? Or am I better off saving my cash?

[PhilAShow]

Sounds like you've been "Lulu'd". Certainly not the 'real' Amy. Not Helen either as she's not a stick figure by any means. Lulu does a good job on the BBBJ and BLS and, as noted, will allow a tonsil splash to finish. If you enjoyed Lulu, schedule an early / first customer of the day (Mon-Fri only) with the 'blonde highlights' Amy. Your pecker will be that much happier.

Amy is a difference maker there. And like most places if you don't call ahead and she's busy the pps, who is a nice guy, will slip in a substitute. All offer good experiences but Amy's 10 years younger and it shows. I mentioned it to him this morning that it pisses guys off and if he were candid about not being available, please call for appointment, we'd all be much happier.