Streetwalker Reports

[Coochie Eater]

The holiness of the poppy fields of Persia, India, and the Orient illuminates our Occidental world. Without these holy plants and the priests who harvest them, our way of life would die out immediately, and never would have come about nor even have been fathomed in the first place.



And our streets be full of slores.

Amen.

Boy, the current argot for heroin, has contributed to the presence of many of our finest fellators, however, Girl, the appellation for "crack cocaine", is just as frequently the motivating factor in a woman's presence in or on our lap. As much as you are offering your short prayers (a short prayer is actually called an 'ejaculation': Ironic, no?) to the poppy growers, let us not forget our benevolent overlords dwelling in the mountainous climes of Colombia and such places. Not just drug cravings, but children's birthdays, Christmas presents, cell phone bills, rent, Wisconsin Energies, unhappy childhoods, the desire for easy money, and a complete lack of ambition can also stimulate the desire to gobble some knob or ride the bony pony. Even Olympians, a la Suzy Favor Hamilton, have slung pussy for god knows what reason. Not to mention YOUR MOTHER! So let us all ejaculate our prayers of supplication, adoration and thanksgiving to every participant and circumstance from which we curry favor. (Favor! Get it! It's a callback to Suzy's name!) Ah Comedy!

Coochie (Fancies himself a Funny Fucker) Eater.

God Bless You All AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[FlaFlaFlowhi]

I should ask this before I get heavy back into the Milwaukee area, LOL- wth is the mouth check? Broken teeth?

*edit* nvm, you mean mouth sores and shit right

Milwaukee has a long history that we're mostly very proud of but the practice of mouth checks dates back to when it was a bunch of tribes of one sort or another arguing across one or more rivers.

[LukeSky737]

Found Maria on 7th and L. Gave her a try remembering your post so thank you sir. Native or Latino lady, tattoos, not too bad looking for SW. Didn't check out the body was too dark but she didn't seem crackhead skinny. 1st meet but seems like a nice lady. Went for the BBBJCIM and she did a great job. Took her time slow and deep, played with the boys, and took cim like a champ with a little bit of head bobbing at the end. She kept her mouth moving on it until I was empty and finished. It took a minute because it was about a weeks worth of build up that was pumped into her mouth so a pretty big load, I didn't know if I was going to stop cumming. No complaints from her and nothing funny so much respect for Maria. Will repeat.

Glad to hear! Yeah 7th and Lincoln is her spot; I should've just put that LOL. She's good at what she does, I just have a back injury that messes with me. As for her body, she has some perky titties and a thick ass- nice little chonk to her. She's a really nice lady and seems like she has her head on straight.

[Body Shopper]

As this glorious year comes to a close, I report to you mongers, to the hookers, and to the haters who read this forum, highly respectable statistics that represent a joyous year, indeed. My numbers on the streets this year are: 82, 37, 24. That is, 82 dates among 37 different slores, 24 of whom I'd never had prior to 2022. I keep these statistics in my head as the year progresses; I keep no written tally. Unless I'm forgetting something, all of this year's numbers consisted of Silver City Slores (many of whom are in the Official Catalog, posted here a week or two ago). Of the 82 dates, 78 were car dates, and four were motel dates. 80 were one-on-one, and 2 were threesomes (both threesomes were with Erika and Rose). 78 dates consisted of fellatio, and 4 of both coitus and fellatio. I can't remember the racial makeup perfectly, but I think 2 or 3 were black or visibly part-black, and I'm roughly guessing that 4 were Hispanic, which would leave 30 white women.

I have included with this post that picture of the Hershey's candy bar that Rose gave me a few weeks ago, and which I mentioned in a report. I apparently hadn't uploaded it correctly, as the photo didn't show up in the report. Hopefully I uploaded it correctly this time.

The street angels offer respite in a nightmarish world. Cruising up and down streets of any slore-laden city, mongering, is an extremely exciting activity, and an exuberant rush. The meek wouldn't understand and will certainly not be inheriting the earth. When I am in my car, body shopping, I feel alive!

The holiness of the poppy fields of Persia, India, and the Orient illuminates our Occidental world. Without these holy plants and the priests who harvest them, our way of life would die out immediately, and never would have come about nor even have been fathomed in the first place.

The holiness of the drug dealers of our great American cities does not escape the broad-minded and deep-thinking sloremonger, either. These brave men risk their freedom handling these narcotics, and thusly are we mongers able to enjoy a life of pleasure, with only the risk of a night in jail, a fine, a tow, and a one-time class. God bless the drug dealers of Silver City, the greater Milwaukee area, and the world.

God bless the Holy Trinity. Infused with the spirit of our Creator, creation coming about by ejaculation, these three street angels illuminate our world with their radiance and bring our earthly plane to a higher level of being. Making sperm shoot out is what these three heavenly creatures were born for. During the brief time period in which these three angels accompany our species, I endeavor to make the best use of my time by occupying as much of it as possible with them, for they are the spiritual fabric of His great being, gifted unto those wise enough to recognize them.

Would my fellow mongers join me in prayer, as we ceremoniously wrap up this year?

God Bless the poppy fields of Persia.

God Bless the poppy fields of the Orient.

That our dope houses be stocked to the brim.

And our streets be full of slores.

Amen.

[VikingPride]

Long dream last night that started with seeing Jessi late last night / this morning near 24-25th I think? I can picture the corner LOL. I totally forgot to get her number when I dropped her off though. "Jessi that wears dresses" she said.

I had also found someone named Maria on Lincoln, and wow could she suck a dick. Had a great body too. Definitely want to repeat with her and also get her to ride me haha.

Lastly at the end of my several hour dream I found a 3rd girl further down Greenfield. I don't remember her name, but her mouth got tired in like 2 minutes. She had some big tits she was proud of that I got to suck on though.

Found Maria on 7th and L. Gave her a try remembering your post so thank you sir. Native or Latino lady, tattoos, not too bad looking for SW. Didn't check out the body was too dark but she didn't seem crackhead skinny. 1st meet but seems like a nice lady. Went for the BBBJCIM and she did a great job. Took her time slow and deep, played with the boys, and took cim like a champ with a little bit of head bobbing at the end. She kept her mouth moving on it until I was empty and finished. It took a minute because it was about a weeks worth of build up that was pumped into her mouth so a pretty big load, I didn't know if I was going to stop cumming. No complaints from her and nothing funny so much respect for Maria. Will repeat.

[SoccerFan4245]

Your mention of Maria made me think of Angie. I don't believe Angie is going by Maria but nothing she does would surprise me. Best blow job in town in my opinion.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...5&d=1669055068

Long dream last night that started with seeing Jessi late last night / this morning near 24-25th I think? I can picture the corner LOL. I totally forgot to get her number when I dropped her off though. "Jessi that wears dresses" she said.

I had also found someone named Maria on Lincoln, and wow could she suck a dick. Had a great body too. Definitely want to repeat with her and also get her to ride me haha.

Lastly at the end of my several hour dream I found a 3rd girl further down Greenfield. I don't remember her name, but her mouth got tired in like 2 minutes. She had some big tits she was proud of that I got to suck on though.

[LukeSky737]

We agreed on 20 for head, did the mouth check, and off we went.

I should ask this before I get heavy back into the Milwaukee area, LOL- wth is the mouth check? Broken teeth?

*edit* nvm, you mean mouth sores and shit right

[LukeSky737]

So tonight my dream was quite crazy. I dreamt that I saw Maria again, who is good, but I couldn't finish.

Later I ran into. Cindy I think it was? Older woman, could tell she was drinking. She swore she was good and had been doing it on and off for 30 years, blah blah blah, gave her the money, and she reached for a condom. After arguing briefly, I said fine but I knew it wasn't going to work. Didn't matter because after 3 minutes she said she was almost done, and she knew it was more than 3 minutes because she was watching the clock. I started to get pissed, and she got out.

Next, holy shit, this crazy ass ***** named Danielle showed up. She was practically walking in my lane and just suddenly got in when I stopped. Whoops.

We go around the corner and I just ask her to prove what she's saying for like 5 seconds, and she got all crazy. Then she refused to get out of the car without money, like WTF? So we get around the corner, I park, and she said "I'm not getting out. " I told her either she can get out, I will get you out, or I will call the police and they will get you out. Finally she took $5 to get out thank fucking jeebus. Later I saw her walking down National waving her arms around and taking her clothes off. Seems pretty well-adjusted.

So I drove back home having struck out, but there were a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of walkers out tonight. Bigger blonde WSW with huge tits on Greenfield, another WSW towards the higher numbers, but then National had several I was interested stopping next to but I was just too tired. Two of them were by the higher numbers of National, one petite looking WSW and one petite BSW. Another WSW several blocks down.

But man, there was one girl I saw and was like oh fuck I need that, went and got money, and then didn't see her the rest of the night. There was a. I think BSW with bright pink hair near the lower numbers of National, and OMG you could see her ass from down the street. Like I still hit the brakes like I was going to swing around just so I could keep staring, because I knew in 10-15 min she'd be gone, and she was.

[Body Shopper]

I went to Milwaukee on business yesterday, and afterward cruised for 2 1/2 hours, then picked up a thin, light brown gal whose name was either Yari or something similar. I had her spell it for me two or three times, but alas I still don't remember it for sure.

I had turned her down at the gas station on Comstock and Greenfield around 20 minutes earlier, but pulling up to her again on 15th street or place, I opted to let her in. We agreed on 20 for head, did the mouth check, and off we went. She was completely calm and cool with going out as far as I warned her we'd go. It turns out that the rip-off artist on 22nd & Greenfield is Chachi. I complained that she'd done a cash-and-dash on me once, then a second date in which she stopped after 5 minutes of sucking. I wasn't sure if it was her or not that second time, at first, thus my willingness to do the date. Yari stated that it's important to take her time and make a man cum, that that's what we pay for! Bless her soul.

20. We got to it. After 5 minutes, she started griping, and continued for the next three minutes or so of the blow job. Then she told me to not shoot in her mouth. I agreed. I offered 5 more to shoot into it. She refused. 10. After some sucking, thoughtful consideration, she agreed. From there on out, she had no more "discomfort" or any of the other excuses she'd been making. Several minutes later, after, I'm guessing, a 12-minute blow job, I shot into this waif's adroit, sucking mouth! Ecstasy! All of my violent tendencies evaporated as the fuel was cleared from my vas deferens. A man's aggression is always in exact proportion with the degree of cloggedness in his vas deferens, and the heaviness of his balls. She spat onto the pavement. I handed her the extra 10. Satisfied, I drove her back on dropped her off.

Like I've said, I'm training most of the new women I pick up to take 20 up front, then 10 more as a tip if I shoot into their facehole. This way, they get the same 30 that all of the other women get, but those who don't perform only get 20, instead of 25. You have to work for your money with me.

[Body Shopper]

Your information is always appreciated. Your attitude is appreciated even more. I contrast your view with those of someone below telling a monger from out of town what a shit show Milwaukee is. I suppose the only way to educate someone is to contrast Milwaukee with other places so that they understand how good they have it. For instance I am from the Chicago area. I much prefer Milwaukee. I can go entire trips to the city with no luck. Often, if you find someone, you wish you didn't. I suppose one could try one of the glory cities of the west, such as LA or Vegas, where street girls are asking $100 for a covered BJ. I used to travel through Nashville. What I read on their site now is that a monger would have better luck in a cemetery. I try to find to find reasons to visit your city. I could go on. Florida has a number of bountiful cities. Philadelphia and Boston are okay. But if you are looking for quantity at a reasonable price, I choose Milwaukee.

Thank you for the praise, my friend. I agree with your astute points 100%.

A bone-headed and belligerent friend of mine assures me that there are no springs within a hundred miles of him, because he can't find any in the online spring-finder! Bless his soul. He also tells me that the one closest to me is 20 miles away. His stupid list of springs doesn't contain all of them, obviously, because there's one four miles from my house! He buys water in stores. We all wind up right where we belong. Likewise, contrary to naysayers, going on stupid "Skip The Games" doesn't give you a clue as to what a city's streets have to offer! The Holy Trinity is not on STG. LOL Neither is Jill The Great, nor Krisi The (filthy) Cocksucker. A suckerfish like Chevy who's never stepped foot outside the city of Milwaukee, much less the county, obviously isn't on the internet, either. Mongers who are too coy to drive up and down the streets of the cities of this great nation and pick up the girls that are available will experience nary a thrill that we adventurers experience. I wish they would not bleat so loudly.

Though my mongering experience outside of Milwaukee is probably less than yours, I do have some experience in a few other cities in the USA, and I agree with your assessment that Milwaukee is the finest city in the land for street prostitutes! I have picked up slores and had them pleasure me in my car in several different cities around the country, and I state emphatically that Milwaukee is much more abundant than those several other said cities.

[GioX 68]

Your information is always appreciated. Your attitude is appreciated even more. I contrast your view with those of someone below telling a monger from out of town what a shit show Milwaukee is. I suppose the only way to educate someone is to contrast Milwaukee with other places so that they understand how good they have it. For instance I am from the Chicago area. I much prefer Milwaukee. I can go entire trips to the city with no luck. Often, if you find someone, you wish you didn't. I suppose one could try one of the glory cities of the west, such as LA or Vegas, where street girls are asking $100 for a covered BJ. I used to travel through Nashville. What I read on their site now is that a monger would have better luck in a cemetery. I try to find to find reasons to visit your city. I could go on. Florida has a number of bountiful cities. Philadelphia and Boston are okay. But if you are looking for quantity at a reasonable price, I choose Milwaukee.

It's very easy to see what other cities have to offer, almost every city in America has STG, go to their main page and you can choose one, there's not any city that has anything different than Milwaukee seeing they all have the same drugs.

[MkeClassicGuy]

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/42032193

Anyone have experience with her. I was going to see her agreed on terms. Then she kept blowing up my phone after I told her the time to expect me at. It felt very suspect to me and I canceled. She's in a nice house in Bay view as well. Wondering if anyone has experienced her.

[Ump1969]

Our South Loop is filled with gems. These street angels illuminate the night and provide respite 24/7 from the vexations society offers.

At the forefront of our human commodities is the Holy Trinity. This consists of:

Erika.

Rose.

Jessi.

Erika is a renaissance woman and a pillar of the community. When she's not sucking dick, she can be found indoors reading a book. Cops admonish her to teach the young prostitutes to clean their heroin needles up from the ground next to the gas station. Johns rely on her tips on which hookers to steer clear from and which tactics to watch out for. Young harlots look up to her for sage advice on how to survive on these hard streets. She carries the weight of the world on her shoulders with class. Erika works to create a fair and equitable world for prostitutes and their clients.

Rose is a product of a middle class upbringing, having moved from Madison to Milwaukee at age- well, let's just say seven and-a-half years ago- to pursue her career. She is a staple of Greenfield Avenue. She's put in the footwork to earn her a spot in the prestigious Holy Trinity, even at her young age. Familiar faces (and pussies) are one of the main components that create the warm, welcoming atmosphere of the Silver City neighborhood and give it character. It's both difficult and painful to imagine a Milwaukee prostitution scene without the beloved Rose right in the middle of it...

Your information is always appreciated. Your attitude is appreciated even more. I contrast your view with those of someone below telling a monger from out of town what a shit show Milwaukee is. I suppose the only way to educate someone is to contrast Milwaukee with other places so that they understand how good they have it. For instance I am from the Chicago area. I much prefer Milwaukee. I can go entire trips to the city with no luck. Often, if you find someone, you wish you didn't. I suppose one could try one of the glory cities of the west, such as LA or Vegas, where street girls are asking $100 for a covered BJ. I used to travel through Nashville. What I read on their site now is that a monger would have better luck in a cemetery. I try to find to find reasons to visit your city. I could go on. Florida has a number of bountiful cities. Philadelphia and Boston are okay. But if you are looking for quantity at a reasonable price, I choose Milwaukee.

[LukeSky737]

Our South Loop is filled with gems. These street angels illuminate the night and provide respite 24/7 from the vexations society offers.

At the forefront of our human commodities is the Holy Trinity. This consists of:


Jessi is a maverick prostitute. Having rejected her family and society in favor of the life of an independent contractor, she has no regrets and sets her vision forward, not backward. Jessi bases her business model on the trajectory of the community and has a progressive approach to her chosen profession. She always places her people before business. She took an unpaid absence from her street corner in the late spring to attend her boyfriend's bedside while he was in the hospital, and immediately after that went on maternity leave to care for her preborn child. When she returns to her post, it will be a glorious day indeed.

Long dream last night that started with seeing Jessi late last night / this morning near 24-25th I think? I can picture the corner LOL. I totally forgot to get her number when I dropped her off though. "Jessi that wears dresses" she said.

I had also found someone named Maria on Lincoln, and wow could she suck a dick. Had a great body too. Definitely want to repeat with her and also get her to ride me haha.

Lastly at the end of my several hour dream I found a 3rd girl further down Greenfield. I don't remember her name, but her mouth got tired in like 2 minutes. She had some big tits she was proud of that I got to suck on though.

[DieselMike]

Another member laid out the usual druggie routine and mentioned that a monger might do well to have Narcan on hand. All of the "dead hooker in the trunk" jokes would not be at all funny if something were to go bad IRL. Just coincidentally, I saw this in the local fish-wrap last week: https://www.jsonline.com/story/commu...s/69741283007/.

And free training: https://www.safegreenfield.com/narcanprogramming.

Cops, medics and even the homeless advocates have it but "when seconds count and help is minutes away", it might make a difference.