Massage Parlor Reports

[Metloaf]

Has anyone ever cracked this nut?

I've been visiting her time to time when solid in a rush rubbing is needed with added laugh from her personality. But outside of HJ and touching even the pussy. Can't get a head peck or a glove and go going at all. I've cracked alot of hard cases but this one keeps it cool and collective.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/1215200

[WalkerC]

Besides Sandra, are any of the others ever worth the time? From the reports I saw, it seemed that the consensus was to book Sandra or to no bother with the place at all.

Not necessarily true. Leah and Angie were very worth a visit. Some say Gabby is. Others a Leo over the years have been good. Others can be hit or miss. But I don't agree that no one ever besides Sandra is worth the time.

[Galleon]

Other than Sandra.

It's just Gabby and Fabiola doing massages now right?

I hear Gabby has some pretty positive reviews and Sandra is still a staple and from my personal experience been my favorite. I have not tried Gabby or Fabiola.

But the ladies come and go, some faster than others. I never got a chance with Adriana but heard she was pretty good but left before I had a chance to partake. Leah was another favorite who I always thought was comparable to Sandra in terms of service.

Then there was Rosio who was attractive and was my go to next to Sandra up until she disappeared without a trace.

Before that it was Geovanna who was tall attractive and was also my go to before she up and left to open her own legit spa. No doubt funded by her earnings at FHOH.

Before that and my very first time at FHOH I drew a beautiful gal named Isabella. I'll never forget it. She was tan, naturally sexy on the chubby side but like in the best way possible since she still had an hourglass figure but big on top big on bottom. She gave me a standard NOVA but let me look at her gorgeous natural DD tits with big brown areolas. She was the most bubbly personality I've seen at FHOH and she spoke perfect English so even tho I only knew her for 45 min, we spoke a lot and got along great. She told me she only worked here as a part time gig. I asked her what she did for her day job and she told me she was a kindergarten teacher, which made things even more tantalizing. Ill check off naughty teacher vibes on the bucket list, thanks. When I tried to see her the next week Sandra told me she was already gone. This was probably 5 years ago now.

Point is some of these ladies are just down on their luck and need some quick money. They get what they need and they dip just as fast. I'm sure Sandra will find more talent for sure, but the good talent is often fleeting.

Besides Sandra, are any of the others ever worth the time? From the reports I saw, it seemed that the consensus was to book Sandra or to no bother with the place at all.

[Ibtreborz]

I have been trying for over a week and have not gotten anywhere.

This. Trying to book an appointment and its been like pulling teeth, knew word answers / responses. Only will say their office in FFX but when I ask around (so I can schedule accordingly since FFX is so large) I get no response.

[TheOuroboros]

The dreams continue.

Stopped in to Kara not too long ago.

Drew Lilli, a busty woman in a tight short dress.

She wore a mask the whole time, but the initial meet and discussion was nice enough.

She's a bit giggly and decent English.

Message was 4/10. Non-therapeutic, non-relaxing, non-sensual. But not painful.

Soft touch before the flip was nice, 7/10.

On flip, she asked what I wanted and I said, just a HJ. She replied with $100. WTF?

My response, no, how about $60. She laughed.

I should have got up and left.

We ended at $80. Then immediately after we started, she said no roaming. WTF?

I should have got up and left.

I eventually got to OTC on top.

HJ was mechanical. I asked her to slow down, and she did, but was in no mood to make it last longer than 5 min.

She finished, and said thanks and started to walk away. I said, we have 15 min left. She said some words, and I said how about a.

Face massage. She complied, and the face massage was. 4/10.

When dressed and counting the bills to pay her, she saw an extra $10 and reached out for that.

Fuck no.

I won't be back.

I know you're horny mate and I get it. But be strong willed. Tell the ladies exactly what you want and what you are going to pay.

I tell them all the time, for a standard HJ with no roaming I'll tip. 4.

If they let me roam and feel some titty I'll give. 6.

If they get fully nude and allow some mutual touching. 8.

If they agree to the terms and back out of the deal then I feel justified in rescinding my offer as well. From your story you should have tipped no more than. 6 (I'd argue even that's too much and it really should have been. 4).

But you are not obligated to stay. If you don't like the vibe. Get up and walk away. When it comes to VA there's an AMP practically in every medical plaza. Don't settle for the sub-par parlors.

[NestaM]

Other than Sandra.

It's just Gabby and Fabiola doing massages now right?

I hear Gabby has some pretty positive reviews and Sandra is still a staple and from my personal experience been my favorite. I have not tried Gabby or Fabiola.

But the ladies come and go, some faster than others. I never got a chance with Adriana but heard she was pretty good but left before I had a chance to partake.

I could be wrong, but at least as of this past Saturday (12/17), I was told an Adriana was available at FHOH. I wasn't able to make an appt but maybe she's back?

[Blackhand]

Good luck getting to see her as easily as others have.

With some help from a couple of other mongers here, I was able to find one of her ads and her number (before HyperDude helpfully posted a link to another ad today). I was also able to find the building that was hinted at in another post. I realized that the number in the ad I found was also associated with an independent Latina provider (with a different number) that I had seen a couple of months ago at what seemed to be a private residence. It was nothing memorable at all; even though I received the standard NOVA finish when I gave her a little extra, she didn't remove a single stitch of clothing, despite my asking.

So, although I was not going to be able to visit at the time, I texted Scarlet on Tuesday evening and asked if she would be available on Thursday at 11 AM. She said she would be, so as far as I was concerned, I had a firm appointment for then. I (maybe foolishly) didn't contact her again in between to confirm, but I did text on Thursday morning and asked if we were still set for 11. I got no response at all. I texted the other number and asked if I would be able to see Scarlet or another girl at the building, but was told that none were available at all on Thursday at the location I was asking about. It was frustrating. It now seems as if there's a third number (which produces no results in an online search) for this LMP or independent, or whatever it is. I have given up on any of them.

This. Trying to book an appointment and its been like pulling teeth, knew word answers / responses. Only will say their office in FFX but when I ask around (so I can schedule accordingly since FFX is so large) I get no response.

[WalkerC]

Other than Sandra.

It's just Gabby and Fabiola doing massages now right?

I hear Gabby has some pretty positive reviews and Sandra is still a staple and from my personal experience been my favorite. I have not tried Gabby or Fabiola.

But the ladies come and go, some faster than others. I never got a chance with Adriana but heard she was pretty good but left before I had a chance to partake. Leah was another favorite who I always thought was comparable to Sandra in terms of service.

Then there was Rosio who was attractive and was my go to next to Sandra up until she disappeared without a trace.

Before that it was Geovanna who was tall attractive and was also my go to before she up and left to open her own legit spa. No doubt funded by her earnings at FHOH.

Before that and my very first time at FHOH I drew a beautiful gal named Isabella. I'll never forget it. She was tan, naturally sexy on the chubby side but like in the best way possible since she still had an hourglass figure but big on top big on bottom. She gave me a standard NOVA but let me look at her gorgeous natural DD tits with big brown areolas. She was the most bubbly personality I've seen at FHOH and she spoke perfect English so even tho I only knew her for 45 min, we spoke a lot and got along great. She told me she only worked here as a part time gig..

I called last week to find out if Sandra or Angie were working. Did not know Angie had left but was told Sandra was on vacation. Was told Gabby, Fabiola and Adrianna were working. I think Adrianna has a very limited part time schedule.

Not that I would go see her again, but is Viviana gone too?

FYI, Gabby is very pretty, very good English, but in my opinion is to pricey.

[AcheRon45]

Noticed bedpage is down, where else can one find those providers advertising.

Thank you.

Going straight to the locality is a workaround. Nova. bedpage.com, etc.

[TheOuroboros]

Sad to report that my favorite at FHOH angie no longer works there. Hopefully Sandra finds some new talent cause I'm not a fan of the ones left.

Other than Sandra.

It's just Gabby and Fabiola doing massages now right?

I hear Gabby has some pretty positive reviews and Sandra is still a staple and from my personal experience been my favorite. I have not tried Gabby or Fabiola.

But the ladies come and go, some faster than others. I never got a chance with Adriana but heard she was pretty good but left before I had a chance to partake. Leah was another favorite who I always thought was comparable to Sandra in terms of service.

Then there was Rosio who was attractive and was my go to next to Sandra up until she disappeared without a trace.

Before that it was Geovanna who was tall attractive and was also my go to before she up and left to open her own legit spa. No doubt funded by her earnings at FHOH.

Before that and my very first time at FHOH I drew a beautiful gal named Isabella. I'll never forget it. She was tan, naturally sexy on the chubby side but like in the best way possible since she still had an hourglass figure but big on top big on bottom. She gave me a standard NOVA but let me look at her gorgeous natural DD tits with big brown areolas. She was the most bubbly personality I've seen at FHOH and she spoke perfect English so even tho I only knew her for 45 min, we spoke a lot and got along great. She told me she only worked here as a part time gig. I asked her what she did for her day job and she told me she was a kindergarten teacher, which made things even more tantalizing. I’ll check off naughty teacher vibes on the bucket list, thanks. When I tried to see her the next week Sandra told me she was already gone. This was probably 5 years ago now.

Point is some of these ladies are just down on their luck and need some quick money. They get what they need and they dip just as fast. I'm sure Sandra will find more talent for sure, but the good talent is often fleeting.

[Anona123]

Sad to report that my favorite at FHOH angie no longer works there. Hopefully Sandra finds some new talent cause I'm not a fan of the ones left.

[FreeBlastOff]

The dreams continue.

Stopped in to Kara not too long ago.

Drew Lilli, a busty woman in a tight short dress.

She wore a mask the whole time, but the initial meet and discussion was nice enough.

She's a bit giggly and decent English.

Message was 4/10. Non-therapeutic, non-relaxing, non-sensual. But not painful.

Soft touch before the flip was nice, 7/10.

On flip, she asked what I wanted and I said, just a HJ. She replied with $100. WTF?

My response, no, how about $60. She laughed.

I should have got up and left.

We ended at $80. Then immediately after we started, she said no roaming. WTF?

I should have got up and left.

I eventually got to OTC on top.

HJ was mechanical. I asked her to slow down, and she did, but was in no mood to make it last longer than 5 min.

She finished, and said thanks and started to walk away. I said, we have 15 min left. She said some words, and I said how about a.

Face massage. She complied, and the face massage was. 4/10.

When dressed and counting the bills to pay her, she saw an extra $10 and reached out for that.

Fuck no.

I won't be back.

[PrivatePyle]

Had a dream of Lisa today. Easy set up, arrived and was greeted by a late 30's early 40's MILF. No hard body, but nice mom body. I set down the 1 hr massage +. 30. She looked at it and said 1. 8. Said no and showed her the ad. She was adamant that it was 1. 8 then fained the no English. I wish I had awakened and left, but We agreed on 1. 7 with HJ and nude and roaming.

Real nice massage, a little conversation, teasing and my dream was pleasant. Then on the flip refused to take the night gown off. Said next time, only OTC roaming. At that point I was annoyed and started asking about other services. FS 5.0, CBJ +2.0, LOL! Cant imagine guys paying that!
Too bad, she has a sexy, dirty look to her.

She is one of Lucy's girls. GPS over there. Would not recommend.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/0281...4-351e8cc6669a

I did the same dance previously in the week. I will not be back as well.

[Navajo101]

Had a dream of Lisa today. Easy set up, arrived and was greeted by a late 30's early 40's MILF. No hard body, but nice mom body. I set down the 1 hr massage +. 30. She looked at it and said 1. 8. Said no and showed her the ad. She was adamant that it was 1. 8 then fained the no English. I wish I had awakened and left, but We agreed on 1. 7 with HJ and nude and roaming.

Real nice massage, a little conversation, teasing and my dream was pleasant. Then on the flip refused to take the night gown off. Said next time, only OTC roaming. At that point I was annoyed and started asking about other services. FS 5.0, CBJ +2.0, LOL! Cant imagine guys paying that!
Too bad, she has a sexy, dirty look to her.

She is one of Lucy's girls. GPS over there. Would not recommend.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/0281...4-351e8cc6669a

[OldManRose]

Interesting story. About what to do when our well into your 70's and think you can still play on ladders. I broke my angle a little over a week ago and am in a cast that cannot get wet. So feeling a little grimy after trying sponge baths I went to one of my old time favorites Sarah at Comfort after calling ahead to see if she could accommodate me and my crutches. I arrived with some help from the staff to get my stuff from the car. I brought a plastic bag and gaffer tape and Sarah did a great job of wrapping and taping my casts and off to the table shower. I never felt so clean every part of my body including my hair (at least what's left) was thoroughly scrubbed. After a good drying off went back to the room where I got a good massage and we ended with lots of play she got dressed the same as me minus the cast and most things where on the menu as long as we played safe and no one got hurt. I am more interested in the person then weather they are looking like jailbait I prefer a quality massage, good conversation, and a mutual respect for the client and the provider. I will repeat as she is one of my standbys.