Massage Parlor Reports

**PhineasPhreak** · 12-11-22 14:46

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

Yes even more reason not to be an obvious dick. I heard that the PPS at one well known place has an actual criminal record. Recently its become apparent to me that some other mongers are not the high class gentleman that most of us are on this list. And are in fact scumball clients. Some girls told me that guys stiff them for tips or lowball tips for top end service. I have some girls who want their tip before I go to the bathroom as if I am going to dine-and-dash. So its quite possible that some dude is not too far away. So just give them something and get the hell out of their before it turns really ugly.

Judging by the writing skills of mongers in general (read the LA threads) I'd say overall you gentlemen are for the most part an educated and articulate cohort.

Can't imagine how dangerous it must be for these parlors to operate. Did you see the shootout between a scumbag robber / kidnapper and that mms in New Mexico? Sadly she lost the shootout. It's good she was packing but it's hard when somebody has the drop on you.

**EuphoriaSeeker** · 12-11-22 13:35

Originally Posted by saltydog [View Original Post]

fun you mentioned that name jennifer. Back in the day that was a tanning spot if i recal. She went by lisa, kim, nancy and others too. Little bit on the thick side with big tits right? She opened another tanning salon in hb totally tan that got her ass busted. I had to look up the location you guys are talking about and yep, that's the location. She lives up the street on euclid where i used to see her until i lost my burner phone. It was kind of weird having a massage mat on the floor laying next to the tanning modul but good times for sure. Yea i'd like to see her aging but don't have the balls to knock on her door.

Originally Posted by tipisil [View Original Post]

took one for the team since I was feeling an itch and this place was close. Worse mistake. Lady asked 160 for fs. She was old, fat, and not attractive. Took a hj instead, but after 5 seconds she was already complaining that it was taking too long. Kept yelling, grunting, and stopped, continuously asking for me to stop.

Stay away from this place.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

**Tipisil** · 12-11-22 12:50

Took one for the team since I was feeling an itch and this place was close. Worse mistake. Lady asked 160 for FS. She was old, fat, and not attractive. Took a HJ instead, but after 5 seconds she was already complaining that it was taking too long. Kept yelling, grunting, and stopped, continuously asking for me to stop.

Stay away from this place.

**FrankReynolds** · 12-11-22 11:20

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

It seems to be a rite of passage to try Zelda the walnut lady. Some guys report religious-like experience. To boil it down, its essentially an expensive HJ in a slightly clinical setting. With toy applied up your toot-shute, by a woman who is very nice but way over her prime. It seems to clear the pipes as never before. Its probably smething each guy should try once to have the experience. I could see some coming in once a year for a tune up. Or for some, once may be enough. At least you will have earned your walnut-saver merit badge to show you are a man who takes his monagering seriously.

Exactly this. After going once I feel like my prostate is way healthier. Attempted to return once since but the night before decided I'd rather see a normal hot provider since they cost the same. Will end up back with Zelda at some point soon.

Her info is in the bottom of the OC threads listing. Or her site is walnutsaver dot org.

**Slammer6008** · 12-11-22 09:43

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

Yes even more reason not to be an obvious dick. I heard that the PPS at one well known place has an actual criminal record. Recently its become apparent to me that some other mongers are not the high class gentleman that most of us are on this list. And are in fact scumball clients. Some girls told me that guys stiff them for tips or lowball tips for top end service. I have some girls who want their tip before I go to the bathroom as if I am going to dine-and-dash. So its quite possible that some dude is not too far away. So just give them something and get the hell out of their before it turns really ugly.

Yes these ass holes do it all the time they even go through there Purses.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 12-10-22 21:31

Originally Posted by MassageTourist [View Original Post]

I am curious about this. Any more info you can share?

It seems to be a rite of passage to try Zelda the walnut lady. Some guys report religious-like experience. To boil it down, its essentially an expensive HJ in a slightly clinical setting. With toy applied up your toot-shute, by a woman who is very nice but way over her prime. It seems to clear the pipes as never before. Its probably smething each guy should try once to have the experience. I could see some coming in once a year for a tune up. Or for some, once may be enough. At least you will have earned your walnut-saver merit badge to show you are a man who takes his monagering seriously.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 12-10-22 21:22

Originally Posted by Sexaholic777 [View Original Post]

You don't know who owns these AMPs. Some might be owned by Asian gangs.

Yes even more reason not to be an obvious dick. I heard that the PPS at one well known place has an actual criminal record. Recently its become apparent to me that some other mongers are not the high class gentleman that most of us are on this list. And are in fact scumball clients. Some girls told me that guys stiff them for tips or lowball tips for top end service. I have some girls who want their tip before I go to the bathroom as if I am going to dine-and-dash. So its quite possible that some dude is not too far away. So just give them something and get the hell out of their before it turns really ugly.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 12-10-22 21:14

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Your still hitting that ass from behind?

Yeah trying to get into her out box.

**Ramz1991** · 12-10-22 19:24

Went to magic spa on harbor and baker in Costa Mesa recently, first time visiting. I got a massage from a 50 ish year old Asian lady. 4/10 scale body / face. She was outside in the parking lot when I pulled up and followed me in when I got in the door. $50 for 45 min massage. She asked the following questions (age, job, living location, where I usually go get massages, who referred me). I don't know if this was questions to make sure I wasn't LE but she saw the vehicle I pulled up in so maybe just standard questions from the establishment. Asked if I wanted an oil massage or a massage with a sheet over me. I chose oil massage and noticed the door was half open which I thought about questioning but decided not to since this place seemed a little off to me. It was clean which was a plus. She was wearing jeans and a top during the massage. She massaged my neck and upper back for the first quarter of the massage and I asked if she was going to do my lower back and legs. She said yes and at this point I wasn't sure if I didn't say anything I would have paid for a neck and upper back massage. When she was doing my hamstrings I pointed to the spot where the buttcheek meets the hamstring and she said no we only give massage and no funny business. Admittedly since she shot that out when there was no suggestion from me, I said ok and decided I'm not coming back here. The last 15 minutes I felt very awkward and out of place. She finished with hot stones and towels to remove the oil. The massage ended at 40 minutes time, maybe a tad less. I asked for $5 change for a $20 bill so I was going to give her a tip of $15 and she said all of the clients tip $30 so I just had her keep it and I got the hell out of there. She wished me a Merry Christmas when I walked through the exit knowing I'd never step foot in there again.

**Tipisil** · 12-10-22 17:06

Originally Posted by Concrete1880 [View Original Post]

Hey Al! Thanks for the advice. I've visited twice since seeing you're post. I pulled the same girl both times.

Skinny how I like 'them. She wore a mask so it was hard to guage her age or looks but I didn't mind. She asked me what I wanted and I replied everything as always. She didn't say a word, and then proceeded to give me a mind blowing hand job that was the best of all time for me! I didn't get full service but I'm not one to argue with the girls, plus I could barely move for 5 minutes and my ears hurt from smiling so much. I just figured she misunderstood me or had another reason for doing just HE.

On my second visit, she remembered me and was super friendly. I could see her smile through the mask. I got a great massage and on the flip I let her know clearly that I wanted FS. Once again, she sent me to the moon with an even better hand job LOL! Free roaming and I felt like she was my girlfriend jacking me off, but no boom boom.

Do only certain girls provide FS there?

Did you get the name of the provider? I'm looking for new places away from SH or BW.

**Sexaholic777** · 12-10-22 14:41

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

I kinda agree with her. There are many girls who do not give that kind of access at all. Including some "famous" girls mentioned on this list. Some times girls will negotiate a bigger tip with UTC access. Its actually pretty rare to get a girl completely naked. So that is worth something and there is some eoncomic value to touching a naked woman in her private places. Many of these shops don't give anything from the house fee to the girls. They just work for tips.

The answering the phone bit is super rude, but many Chinese girls do that, or carry on converations with other girls while giving you a massage. Thats their culture. I would have let it go a minute or two, and then given her an ultimatum to end the call or end the session. And if the call continued, maybe I would have gotten up and given her 10 or 15.

You don't know who owns these AMPs. Some might be owned by Asian gangs.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 12-10-22 00:52

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Hadn't visited Happy on Warner since the soso experience with Katie. Drew Lisa, whose push-up bra and toothy smile had some appeal. Paid for the hour in the room direct to Lisa. Got comfy and sat waiting for Lisa's return. A few hand gestures to clarify expectations and naked she gets.

Spent a few minutes massaging her twat and enjoying her stout nipples. Then either her or my phone rings. I wasn't about to answer, so continued exploring. She on the other hand thought differently.

Big mistake, honey, and total buzz kill.

As she negotiated and scheduled her next appointment with whomever was on the phone, I proceeded to get dressed. She finishes her call and starts asking "what you doing". I didn't answer. She starts pleading for me to stay and I just held my phone to my ear and said, "Bad idea. ".

She tries to massage my junk and appears to be going to her knees but I just said, "Don't bother. ".

I'm now fully dressed and she's standing between me and the door. I look her right in the eyes, show her it's only been 10 minutes since we started and said, "No tip. ".

Most Asian massage therapists I've known remain calm in challenging situations. Not Lisa. She adds to the exasperation by telling me I have to tip her for touching her naked carcass. To which I just said, "No, I don't. " After which I walked out to the lobby and out the front door with her chastising me and whaling to her co-workers in Mandarin.

Under any other disappointing scenario I'd tip something. But not this one. Maybe I burned a bridge. If so, so be it.

Went to My Happy Feet where I had only 30 minutes for a massage. Lily was much more accommodating and enjoyable. At least the afternoon was not a total loss.

I kinda agree with her. There are many girls who do not give that kind of access at all. Including some "famous" girls mentioned on this list. Some times girls will negotiate a bigger tip with UTC access. Its actually pretty rare to get a girl completely naked. So that is worth something and there is some eoncomic value to touching a naked woman in her private places. Many of these shops don't give anything from the house fee to the girls. They just work for tips.

The answering the phone bit is super rude, but many Chinese girls do that, or carry on converations with other girls while giving you a massage. Thats their culture. I would have let it go a minute or two, and then given her an ultimatum to end the call or end the session. And if the call continued, maybe I would have gotten up and given her 10 or 15.

**MichaelKnight2** · 12-09-22 22:29

Originally Posted by MichaelKnight2 [View Original Post]

Decided to see what the hype was.

So my friend told me about Nikki.

Didn't know what to expect from Hotels so I was cautious.

It's the Best western in SA off the 55 and Dyer Road.

Total $140 for 30 minutes of playtime. Paid an extra $60 so I could pop two times with her.

They let you choose which girl you want. And Nikki does actually look like the girl in the ad.

Maybe she has a good make up artist LOL, but she was tasty and shaved. She droooled on my cock perfectly.

She said next time visit her at her work.

Guess these girls like hotels and AMPs it seems.

https://nightfunpages.com/choose-you...-661-424-2690/

No Chinese gilfs like Lucy here. Just hot Korean girls and Vietnamese. Went by twice. Didn't regret.

**MichaelKnight2** · 12-09-22 22:23

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