Massage Parlor Reports

**FrankReynolds** · 12-09-22 17:25

Originally Posted by LongChorizo [View Original Post]

Thank you for the recommendation. Here my reports.

1. Young Cloud 9.

Decided to take one for the team. Didn't make an appointment and just walked in. I got a lady by the name of Mia. She was ok looking. I payed for an hour. She took me to the back area. There are curtains for doors. Undressed and just played along. She did a great massage. I really enjoyed the massage. She was playing with my boys from behind from time to time. I knew there were extras. I stated making moves. She played with my crack for a good time and asked me to flip. Started on the pool with plenty of oil and moved to my crack, playing with my star fish and eventually some sort of painful prostate play. I burst a lot of juice pretty fast and I could also hear mongers next to me getting milked as they grunted LOL. I paid 40 as tip and she kinda didn't smile but who cares, 40 is all you deserve for that service. It wasn't expectacular but I would repeat. Good teasing though and great massage. The prostate play was too rough.

2. BREEZEY (INDEPENDENT).

Following other people's advice, took this one off my bucket list. I can't even believe I did this one. Texted her and agreed for the date. It was in a low class hotel. I should have known better. Got the room # and went in. Mannnn, this lady was not my type and definitely what I was looking for but the other head was making decisions that day and went for it. I just wanted to pop and rhats exactly what I did. Maybe 10 minutes and I was out the door. Never again!! Even Lucy at F&C looks better. I will just pretend this one didn't happen. Oh my! 80 damage.

Please recommend me other prostate players or some Asian Milfs. I still have yet to try the Tustin Chiro place. I know exactly where it is.

Stay safe guys.

Zelda the prostate lady in anaheim hills is incredible. Not attractive but crazy release. Her website is walnutsaver dot org.

**Mango Lvr** · 12-09-22 17:04

Myeh. TIFTT. I booked an hour because I like to gamble a bit and swing for the seats when I go to a new place. Everyone books hh, so I like to think it's a bit different. T'was a Viet grandma, short and chubby (which I don't all that much mind) with that GPS attitude (which I very much do mind) the Viet women have. Tease, but no, but tease, but no. Makes you crazy. Got a HJ from her, I asked for more, but she was firm. Going in got a quick look at the colleagues. Not a youthful bunch. After the HJ, there was still plenty of time and we had a nice time chatting while she rubbed legs and chest and whatever. , basically killing time. Tipped her 60, thought about it for a second. 50 or 40? Nah. I won't be going back, so why be a cheapskate? I get the feeling about the place that it's mostly miss with the very rare hit. That's just not worth the money to do the research.

The place is nice, the room is clean and felt private, so that was a big plus. It's a quality place, for sure, but doesn't have that extra. Umpf.

I know guys get angry about high tipping and in retrospect I should have tipped her 40. But that is also the next day after I've thought about it! At the time I'm still feeling the high. I am a generous man and go in with a friendly, fun attitude. It's an investment that hopefully relaxes them and fun begins. This also means that when they cross a line, such as talking on the phone or other bad behavior, I'm confident that the issue was with them and I can act accordingly.

**Mango Lvr** · 12-09-22 16:46

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Hadn't visited Happy on Warner since the soso experience with Katie. Drew Lisa, whose push-up bra and toothy smile had some appeal. Paid for the hour in the room direct to Lisa. Got comfy and sat waiting for Lisa's return. A few hand gestures to clarify expectations and naked she gets.

Spent a few minutes massaging her twat and enjoying her stout nipples. Then either her or my phone rings. I wasn't about to answer, so continued exploring. She on the other hand thought differently.

Big mistake, honey, and total buzz kill.

As she negotiated and scheduled her next appointment with whomever was on the phone, I proceeded to get dressed. She finishes her call and starts asking "what you doing". I didn't answer. She starts pleading for me to stay and I just held my phone to my ear and said, "Bad idea. ".

She tries to massage my junk and appears to be going to her knees but I just said, "Don't bother. ".

I'm now fully dressed and she's standing between me and the door. I look her right in the eyes, show her it's only been 10 minutes since we started and said, "No tip. ".

Most Asian massage therapists I've known remain calm in challenging situations. Not Lisa. She adds to the exasperation by telling me I have to tip her for touching her naked carcass. To which I just said, "No, I don't. " After which I walked out to the lobby and out the front door with her chastising me and whaling to her co-workers in Mandarin..

You're totally right. I've put up with lots of interruptions, popping in and out the door, etc. Mia over at Air body, or whatever it is called was an extreme case. But the phone is too much! I've had it a few times. I'll take your example for next time.

**NailBoiz1** · 12-09-22 15:34

Originally Posted by Taws6 [View Original Post]

Mr. Plumber in my opinion does what We all need to when provided poor service. Walk.

No Tip.

If this was the standard monger response, the service would be much better.

I would have done the same and have done the same.

The lady actually walked out to the front door and flip me off and yelled you cheap. LOL.

Man that just hurts my feeling. LOL.

**Taws6** · 12-09-22 15:01

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Big mistake, honey, and total buzz kill.
...
I'm now fully dressed and she's standing between me and the door. I look her right in the eyes, show her it's only been 10 minutes since we started and said, "No tip. ".
...
Under any other disappointing scenario I'd tip something. But not this one. Maybe I burned a bridge. If so, so be it.

Mr. Plumber in my opinion does what We all need to when provided poor service. Walk.

No Tip.

If this was the standard monger response, the service would be much better.

**LongChorizo** · 12-09-22 14:23

Originally Posted by NailBoiz1 [View Original Post]

A good prostate place is in Westminster and I think it's called Young Cloud 9? It's $40 for entry and $40 for HJ which includes plenty of prostate play. Ots in the same plaza as Popeyes chicken.

Thank you for the recommendation. Here my reports.

1. Young Cloud 9.

Decided to take one for the team. Didn't make an appointment and just walked in. I got a lady by the name of Mia. She was ok looking. I payed for an hour. She took me to the back area. There are curtains for doors. Undressed and just played along. She did a great massage. I really enjoyed the massage. She was playing with my boys from behind from time to time. I knew there were extras. I stated making moves. She played with my crack for a good time and asked me to flip. Started on the pool with plenty of oil and moved to my crack, playing with my star fish and eventually some sort of painful prostate play. I burst a lot of juice pretty fast and I could also hear mongers next to me getting milked as they grunted LOL. I paid 40 as tip and she kinda didn't smile but who cares, 40 is all you deserve for that service. It wasn't expectacular but I would repeat. Good teasing though and great massage. The prostate play was too rough.

2. BREEZEY (INDEPENDENT).

Following other people's advice, took this one off my bucket list. I can't even believe I did this one. Texted her and agreed for the date. It was in a low class hotel. I should have known better. Got the room # and went in. Mannnn, this lady was not my type and definitely what I was looking for but the other head was making decisions that day and went for it. I just wanted to pop and rhats exactly what I did. Maybe 10 minutes and I was out the door. Never again!! Even Lucy at F&C looks better. I will just pretend this one didn't happen. Oh my! 80 damage.

Please recommend me other prostate players or some Asian Milfs. I still have yet to try the Tustin Chiro place. I know exactly where it is.

Stay safe guys.

**Mr Plumber** · 12-09-22 14:18

Hadn't visited Happy on Warner since the soso experience with Katie. Drew Lisa, whose push-up bra and toothy smile had some appeal. Paid for the hour in the room direct to Lisa. Got comfy and sat waiting for Lisa's return. A few hand gestures to clarify expectations and naked she gets.

Spent a few minutes massaging her twat and enjoying her stout nipples. Then either her or my phone rings. I wasn't about to answer, so continued exploring. She on the other hand thought differently.

Big mistake, honey, and total buzz kill.

As she negotiated and scheduled her next appointment with whomever was on the phone, I proceeded to get dressed. She finishes her call and starts asking "what you doing". I didn't answer. She starts pleading for me to stay and I just held my phone to my ear and said, "Bad idea. ".

She tries to massage my junk and appears to be going to her knees but I just said, "Don't bother. ".

I'm now fully dressed and she's standing between me and the door. I look her right in the eyes, show her it's only been 10 minutes since we started and said, "No tip. ".

Most Asian massage therapists I've known remain calm in challenging situations. Not Lisa. She adds to the exasperation by telling me I have to tip her for touching her naked carcass. To which I just said, "No, I don't. " After which I walked out to the lobby and out the front door with her chastising me and whaling to her co-workers in Mandarin.

Under any other disappointing scenario I'd tip something. But not this one. Maybe I burned a bridge. If so, so be it.

Went to My Happy Feet where I had only 30 minutes for a massage. Lily was much more accommodating and enjoyable. At least the afternoon was not a total loss.

**PhilAShow** · 12-09-22 13:27

Slammer, just like I told Kitty last night, your inbox is full.

**HawaiiGuy** · 12-09-22 12:19

"The place near the bowling alley is 5 Star. Most of the talent is humdrum but Cici and Lisa were all stars. I think they're both there. Cici for sure. Got to call for appointment. Always busy. ".

Yes. They were both all stars but Lisa is no longer there.

**Muteki03** · 12-09-22 00:37

Originally Posted by Taws6 [View Original Post]

To the best of my knowledge, there is ZERO full service in yorba linda.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Yorba spa by the 711 had FS for years with Coco. She's long gone. CBJ possible from one of the girls there. Don't recall name.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 12-08-22 22:54

Originally Posted by ShyBraveOC [View Original Post]

We can't accept the new normal. House fees have went up also. MT's are getting a 2 sided big increase that is unwarranted.

I agreed with you for a long time. Suddenly room fee went up 33% and tip went up 50%. But. Train workers and teachers are asking for 20% raises due to inflation. And how many years were we paying 40? Its maybe 10-15 years without any increase. So a one time bump won't kill me. Just go less. The main reason to start giving 60 is that the girls will get pissed off and then your service the next time will suffer. So if its a one time session and you are not happy give 40 and don't come back to her or her friends. But if you are angling to be a regular, unlocking the secret menu, you got to pay a bit more these days.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 12-08-22 22:43

Originally Posted by Sound7 [View Original Post]

Minimum tip $10/ hr.

Very decent massage head to toe. Water or tea available on exit.

Curtain walls, need appointment via cell number.

Legit! Sally or Linda available. 45+ provider

Is that Q Life Reflexology across the street from Big Lots? Sally has a big chest on a small frame? There is a Jessica there too. Tall and thin?

**Slammer6008** · 12-08-22 22:15

Originally Posted by PhilAShow [View Original Post]

The place near the bowling alley is 5 Star. Most of the talent is humdrum but Cici and Lisa were all stars. I think they're both there. Cici for sure. Got to call for appointment. Always busy.

Cici an Lisa oooooo yaaaaa.

**PhilAShow** · 12-08-22 11:04

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

There is F&C on Westminster and Edwards, and across the street to the east is Starbucks, and in that shopping center is VT Spa. I have not been there in years, but the last time it was a Vietnamese girls who wanted 45 during the golden years of 40 HE, and she yanked so hard I was out of action for a week.

Further to the east if you cross the 405 and pass the In-and-Out on the soouth side, is the Big Lots on the north side of the street. There is a jack shack there. I got a few whacks in years past but it was a low class place which looked like someone had put up the interior walls one weekend using plywood and old bed sheets. I heard that those girls come out of the shop and beckon customers just like Manilla or Bangkok.

Across the street from that is Life Reflexology which is always legit but not too bad.

Further to the east, just before you get to Golden West, there is a place on the south side which next to a laundromat. Its a slightly low end place too but got a few good pulls in years past. Once you get to Golden West, you can turn left or right and there are 4-5 more places where you can get junior jerked.

The place near the bowling alley is 5 Star. Most of the talent is humdrum but Cici and Lisa were all stars. I think they're both there. Cici for sure. Got to call for appointment. Always busy.