Massage Parlor Reports

[Bronco]

Quick question have you ever had a bad experience with these ladies? Like do they blackmail and shit like that? Just curious.

Sometimes you think your talking to the provider but it's their MMS. There's an apartment in a complex with a lookout outside that greets you. Inside MMS takes your payment. Pick your girl in the living room and go to the bedroom and bang it out.

No bad experience because I am fluent in Spanish.

I prefer the provider by herself at a no tell.

[HandyLover]

Hey gents! Had a couple of beers in Dana Point and decided I needed a little rub, so decided to try PCH Spa. Bad choice! Open sign was lit, but the sign on the door said to call the number and the masseuse would be there in 5 minutes. I did just that. And poof, she arrived. Older lady in her 50's named Susie? Not very personable. Looks 5, probably about 5'2, probably A cups (didn't get to confirm). It was pricey, $50 for 30 and $70 for 60. I elected the 30 as I had a bad vibe. Massage was just okay. She kept a towel on me in the areas she was massaging. Then she asked if I also wanted my front massaged. When I said "Yes" she pulled the towel off and continued the massage. I thought this meant it was time for a nice tease. But it just wasn't meant to be. Five minutes later the flip came and the towel covered JR. After a bit of rubbing my legs she asked if I wanted a HE. At this point I wasn't even hard, but said Yes in high hopes it would end better. Well, it didn't. She just started to jackhammer. She allowed otc rubbing of ass, but when I tried for the boobs she said she was shy and brushed me away. I wanted to tell her to stop a few times, but decided I already paid and was there, so I envisioned a chick I recently banged and was able to blow. She cleaned me up and I hustled out. Eh massage, no personality, eh HJ, so I tipped $30 only because she came in on a cold night and ran the heater in the room for me as I was a bit cold. Needless to say, I will not repeat.

Cheers!

[NathanCross]

1st time exploring the OC scene, and Newport Nuru has caught my eye. I've been communicating with them through IG to set up an appointment. Does anyone have experience with them? I've seen a couple posts from the past. I understand it's ONLY a Nuru massage? Is this true? I've never had an Nuru massage so I'm very interested. Looks like after donation it is $. 4.

Also, they have options for 1/2 hr, 45 min, 60 minutes. Is it worth the hour or do you finish far less in advanced. Kali was there yesterday and I'm checking who will be there today. Thanks all.

Feel free to PM as well.

I went once. Had a young Vietnamese girl in her 20's but the massage wasn't good at all. She kept her thong on after the flip, HJ only, and very limited roaming. I had a much better experience at Villa Spa on Westminster with a busty Latina.

[Danny2]

1st time exploring the OC scene, and Newport Nuru has caught my eye. I've been communicating with them through IG to set up an appointment. Does anyone have experience with them? I've seen a couple posts from the past. I understand it's ONLY a Nuru massage? Is this true? I've never had an Nuru massage so I'm very interested. Looks like after donation it is $. 4.

Also, they have options for 1/2 hr, 45 min, 60 minutes. Is it worth the hour or do you finish far less in advanced. Kali was there yesterday and I'm checking who will be there today. Thanks all.

Feel free to PM as well.

I would not do the hour unless I've already experienced the provider and know what to expect.

[Grimmy23]

Nathan, I have to agree. Four or five years ago when HJ was a special treat they had an attractive 35-40 year old that was a magician handling a wand. But in recent years meh. BW gets mentioned every other post but it has a number of ladies skilled at checking your oil and they don't cheat you on the massage either.

LOL, I saw that and did a double take. Had to scroll back a few posts to find the original. My first thought was drive thru HJ. Now there's a novel concept for you Hahaha. Pull up to the speaker."I'll take Linda today for the quickie. " "Sure, would you like a digital anal probe with that?" "Ok, that will be $60 at the window. ".

[Surf5637]

1st time exploring the OC scene, and Newport Nuru has caught my eye. I've been communicating with them through IG to set up an appointment. Does anyone have experience with them? I've seen a couple posts from the past. I understand it's ONLY a Nuru massage? Is this true? I've never had an Nuru massage so I'm very interested. Looks like after donation it is $. 4.

Also, they have options for 1/2 hr, 45 min, 60 minutes. Is it worth the hour or do you finish far less in advanced. Kali was there yesterday and I'm checking who will be there today. Thanks all.

Feel free to PM as well.

[Akaito]

I'm wondering if TLC is still active, I tried texting a few times to no avail.

[Bastard Chorum]

Lyn was booked for the time slot I wanted so asked for who is available and settled on Ramona.

I found Ramona's face only slightly attractive for me. Heavy makeup, thick drawn on (or maybe tattoo'ed) eyebrows, slightly resting duck face, and thick lips (I'm guessing fillers) complete the plastic chola caricature look. 5'5", I would put her in her late 20's, fluent English, man made D's (soft outer layer but you can feel the hard inner implant), thick bubble butt (silicone implants for sure), and shaven pussy. She's latina thicc (fortunately less so than Violet), carries her weight well. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. Three tattoos in total, all on her back, one being a tramp stamp. Looks like she tried to have them removed before as they look faded and incomplete. Friendly enough but not as personable as others. I found her talking about her school aged kid off-putting considering the situation.

As for her massage, no nuru at all. It's just a typical massage using an excessive amount of oil. Ramona massage is on the lighter side and comes off as someone who is pretending to know how to massage. So don't expect too much from her massage. On the flip, she did a bit of teasing and had access everywhere. Only caveat being light FIV only and no DATY. HE was bland and one dimensional. And it didn't help that she sounds like a broken record with her moans throughout. Definitely felt more transactional and going through the motions with her. Considering the tip she wanted was on the higher end of the spectrum for this place I was expecting more. Needless to say that she did not deliver. One and done for me.

$65 to the house for the hour and $160 tip.

[PhilAShow]

That location have terrible services imo. The Beach location is better plus it have a drive-thru.

Nathan, I have to agree. Four or five years ago when HJ was a special treat they had an attractive 35-40 year old that was a magician handling a wand. But in recent years meh. BW gets mentioned every other post but it has a number of ladies skilled at checking your oil and they don't cheat you on the massage either.

[DonkeyPuncha]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

I saw her but she only offered an HJ. Did feel her tits and pussy, but I wanted to fuck her. It seems YMMV with her.

[NathanCross]

Funny. When I want a spicy chicken sandwich, I go to the location on Beach Bl. In Huntington Beach. I didn't realize there was a Popeye's on Westminster, which is much closer to me. I'm more excited by this than I am about Cloud 9. Went to Cloud 9 once, and it was okay. Rooms are curtains as I recall.

That location have terrible services imo. The Beach location is better plus it have a drive-thru.

[LongChorizo]

A good prostate place is in Westminster and I think it's called Young Cloud 9? It's $40 for entry and $40 for HJ which includes plenty of prostate play. Ots in the same plaza as Popeyes chicken.

Thank you Sir. I will pay a visit tomorrow and report.

[AlCapone2006]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

At happy feet. Cock sucked for $80 big tits. Sucked balls dry too.

[Caribe]

Granted, its been years since I've been to Massage 2000, one & done.

Last time I was there it had the trappings of FS, but my massage gal gave a lame massage sitting down.

And by that the massage girl had a folding chair she sat in next to the table & tried to say that was a massage.

Haven't been back.

LOL! The way some guys have been talking about her, maybe she'll up 2 K's game. Apparently someone boasted getting FS from her. Too old for me, tho.

[Taws6]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

Granted, its been years since I've been to Massage 2000, one & done.

Last time I was there it had the trappings of FS, but my massage gal gave a lame massage sitting down.

And by that the massage girl had a folding chair she sat in next to the table & tried to say that was a massage.

Haven't been back.