Massage Parlor Reports

[LongChorizo]

A good prostate place is in Westminster and I think it's called Young Cloud 9? It's $40 for entry and $40 for HJ which includes plenty of prostate play. Ots in the same plaza as Popeyes chicken.

Thank you Sir. I will pay a visit tomorrow and report.

[AlCapone2006]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

At happy feet. Cock sucked for $80 big tits. Sucked balls dry too.

[Caribe]

Granted, its been years since I've been to Massage 2000, one & done.

Last time I was there it had the trappings of FS, but my massage gal gave a lame massage sitting down.

And by that the massage girl had a folding chair she sat in next to the table & tried to say that was a massage.

Haven't been back.

LOL! The way some guys have been talking about her, maybe she'll up 2 K's game. Apparently someone boasted getting FS from her. Too old for me, tho.

[Taws6]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

Granted, its been years since I've been to Massage 2000, one & done.

Last time I was there it had the trappings of FS, but my massage gal gave a lame massage sitting down.

And by that the massage girl had a folding chair she sat in next to the table & tried to say that was a massage.

Haven't been back.

[Caribe]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

[Slammer6008]

Slammer, like I told the 19 year old spinner, your box is full.

Is that the one with the twin sister?

[Mel]

A good prostate place is in Westminster and I think it's called Young Cloud 9? It's $40 for entry and $40 for HJ which includes plenty of prostate play. Ots in the same plaza as Popeyes chicken.

Funny. When I want a spicy chicken sandwich, I go to the location on Beach Bl. In Huntington Beach. I didn't realize there was a Popeye's on Westminster, which is much closer to me. I'm more excited by this than I am about Cloud 9. Went to Cloud 9 once, and it was okay. Rooms are curtains as I recall.

[NailBoiz1]

Alright gentlemen, it's been a while and I was in the mood to post something today: Here is some of the places visited in the past weeks:

1. Rose Garden Massage Spa, by Warner and Fairview.

Took one for the team. This is near where my favorite "Eda", prostate queen, used to operate in a nearby medical building. Where is Eda by the way?

Anyway, I took one for the team and rolled the dice. I believe the name of the lady was Loren, along those lines, and she was petite, with nice body, little cuts, but cute. I opted for an hour and just let the things happen naturally. In the middle of the average massage, I starting making moves and she got it. Asked for the flip, and quoted 50 for hand release. I said, no way, 40. We went back and forth and told her it was my birthday, which it was, and said, OK, next time more. When she undressed, oh boy, that tight and small kitty looked too inviting and amazing. She allowed roaming and I said, I want to dine. She asked for more tip and I sad, 20 more, and agreed. That was heavenly taste. I got it all wet and maybe with more cash in had, there are more options. I didn't push because of low on funds, and I was just taking one for the team. 40 entry, and 60 for the experience. Not a bad day.

2. F & C.

Well, I decided to stay away from this place for a long time or even stop going because there is NOTHING more to see there. My favorite Anna is gone. My second favorite Lily from Happy Feet I haven't seen and probably gone. Lucy is not my favorite, so there is no reason, but I still stopped by this place by mistake more than anything. I didn't make an appointment as usual, but stopped by and rolled the dice. I was going to get anyone but Lucy. I asked for Lily just to see if she was available and they said, yes, she is. Took me to the room. In comes Lily, which was a totally different lady, not the Lily I know. So I said, alright, let's take one for the team. She was older and not great looking. She is petite, but I would say maybe a little better looking than Lucy. I asked for a good massage, which she tried. Very below average with no skills. The real LIly was amazing at massage and everything else. The whole package. Any way, this Lily, sucked, not in a good way! I made some moves and she got the hint. She asked for the flip and said $180 FS. I said, "EXCUSE ME". I offered 70 (40 for entry). There was no way I was paying that price. I was about to leave and said, $80, take it or leave it. I am not paying more than that. She said, next time pay more and agreed. The service was so lack luster that I was not even into it. And the worst of all, when she opened her legs, oh my God, there was quite a smell of rubber / period / sweat / latex / men's seeds, etc. A total killer. I shifted my gear to 4 and finished asap. I was out of there like a mad man. I was once more disappointed by this place and not coming back at all. Everything is gone here. I don't recommend no more.

3. Golden HM in Santa Ana / Orange.

This place you must make an appointment and BYO gear. The lady in the front is very nice and does a great massage. I paid for the hour and she took me to the back of the place, and all the time is 1 on 1. She now closes the door and you have complete privacy. YOu must call ahead of time and bring cash. No more card accepted. She does great work with massage, with good relaxing pressure. She has an awesome from behind teasing game. I like how she does it. She offers FS, maybe if you are a known customer. I am not sure if that's the norm. But let me tell you, she DOES NOT LIKE IT. She will do it but she doesn't enjoy it and I rather not do it, honestly. I don't like that feeling. I opt for a BBBJ, or a HE. This time I opted for a HE release. Great back play, teasing, and amazing release. I gave her 80 for everything, total damage. She has a big Bush, just in case. All services offered. Bring your own party hat.

4. 100% Legit Massage: Fountain Thai Massage.

THis is a 100% legit massage, so don't try anything else. I am just recommending a great play for a great massage. These ladies know what they are doing. I paid 65 for an hour of amazing massage. My therapist was Kai, amazing technique and pressure. She completely relaxed my body. I gave a 20 dollar tip. This place plays by the rules, so, just relax and enjoy. I highly recommend this legit place if you are in need of something of that sort.

I am requesting from any old timers, or newbies, a place for prostate play, a good one, or any other place with greek play. I know we all keep our gems far away from people that will f. It up for everyone, so please DM me with any intel. For now, this is all I have. I will come back and report with more. Stay safe out there guys.

A good prostate place is in Westminster and I think it's called Young Cloud 9? It's $40 for entry and $40 for HJ which includes plenty of prostate play. Ots in the same plaza as Popeyes chicken.

[LongChorizo]

Alright gentlemen, it's been a while and I was in the mood to post something today: Here is some of the places visited in the past weeks:

1. Rose Garden Massage Spa, by Warner and Fairview.

Took one for the team. This is near where my favorite "Eda", prostate queen, used to operate in a nearby medical building. Where is Eda by the way?

Anyway, I took one for the team and rolled the dice. I believe the name of the lady was Loren, along those lines, and she was petite, with nice body, little cuts, but cute. I opted for an hour and just let the things happen naturally. In the middle of the average massage, I starting making moves and she got it. Asked for the flip, and quoted 50 for hand release. I said, no way, 40. We went back and forth and told her it was my birthday, which it was, and said, OK, next time more. When she undressed, oh boy, that tight and small kitty looked too inviting and amazing. She allowed roaming and I said, I want to dine. She asked for more tip and I sad, 20 more, and agreed. That was heavenly taste. I got it all wet and maybe with more cash in had, there are more options. I didn't push because of low on funds, and I was just taking one for the team. 40 entry, and 60 for the experience. Not a bad day.

2. F & C.

Well, I decided to stay away from this place for a long time or even stop going because there is NOTHING more to see there. My favorite Anna is gone. My second favorite Lily from Happy Feet I haven't seen and probably gone. Lucy is not my favorite, so there is no reason, but I still stopped by this place by mistake more than anything. I didn't make an appointment as usual, but stopped by and rolled the dice. I was going to get anyone but Lucy. I asked for Lily just to see if she was available and they said, yes, she is. Took me to the room. In comes Lily, which was a totally different lady, not the Lily I know. So I said, alright, let's take one for the team. She was older and not great looking. She is petite, but I would say maybe a little better looking than Lucy. I asked for a good massage, which she tried. Very below average with no skills. The real LIly was amazing at massage and everything else. The whole package. Any way, this Lily, sucked, not in a good way! I made some moves and she got the hint. She asked for the flip and said $180 FS. I said, "EXCUSE ME". I offered 70 (40 for entry). There was no way I was paying that price. I was about to leave and said, $80, take it or leave it. I am not paying more than that. She said, next time pay more and agreed. The service was so lack luster that I was not even into it. And the worst of all, when she opened her legs, oh my God, there was quite a smell of rubber / period / sweat / latex / men's seeds, etc. A total killer. I shifted my gear to 4 and finished asap. I was out of there like a mad man. I was once more disappointed by this place and not coming back at all. Everything is gone here. I don't recommend no more.

3. Golden HM in Santa Ana / Orange.

This place you must make an appointment and BYO gear. The lady in the front is very nice and does a great massage. I paid for the hour and she took me to the back of the place, and all the time is 1 on 1. She now closes the door and you have complete privacy. YOu must call ahead of time and bring cash. No more card accepted. She does great work with massage, with good relaxing pressure. She has an awesome from behind teasing game. I like how she does it. She offers FS, maybe if you are a known customer. I am not sure if that's the norm. But let me tell you, she DOES NOT LIKE IT. She will do it but she doesn't enjoy it and I rather not do it, honestly. I don't like that feeling. I opt for a BBBJ, or a HE. This time I opted for a HE release. Great back play, teasing, and amazing release. I gave her 80 for everything, total damage. She has a big Bush, just in case. All services offered. Bring your own party hat.

4. 100% Legit Massage: Fountain Thai Massage.

THis is a 100% legit massage, so don't try anything else. I am just recommending a great play for a great massage. These ladies know what they are doing. I paid 65 for an hour of amazing massage. My therapist was Kai, amazing technique and pressure. She completely relaxed my body. I gave a 20 dollar tip. This place plays by the rules, so, just relax and enjoy. I highly recommend this legit place if you are in need of something of that sort.

I am requesting from any old timers, or newbies, a place for prostate play, a good one, or any other place with greek play. I know we all keep our gems far away from people that will f. It up for everyone, so please DM me with any intel. For now, this is all I have. I will come back and report with more. Stay safe out there guys.

[Nice Guy 99]

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.
Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.
On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

Wow! What a change. First time I got 69 & BBFS.

[Mhsm2014]

Anybody been here in the past couple of months? It looked like it was shut down but now according to Rmaps it's open again. Has anyone been in the past couple of months? I used to really enjoy this place and I'd go back if it was the same owner and crew.

Also I haven't seen anyone mention it in a while so I'll ask the obligatory question about 440 Fair. What is the situation like there lately?

Thanks in advance.

[PhilAShow]

She probably just does her regular customers. She used to do it all. I only go maybe 3 times a year.

Slammer, like I told the 19 year old spinner, your box is full.

[Slammer6008]

Great review!!

She probably just does her regular customers. She used to do it all. I only go maybe 3 times a year.

[Gassser]

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.

Situated at a desolate (at the time) small strip mall, Tulip has the dated and obscure appearance of typical AMPs. But the interior was quite nice, clean and well maintained. Once inside the room, the heated padding on top of the massage table and the lowered face rest was a nice touch, providing a very comfortable and relaxing place to lie face down.

Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.

Early on, I noticed that Linda does not talk much at all. If I don't engage in a little ice breaker or banter, she's just silent. Even then, short answers or one word replies were common. I'm not sure if that's just her style or she's just not comfortable speaking English. For the massage, the first thing I notice is that she has callused hands; not much, mind you, but enough to distract from the massage. It felt like a small pebble protruding from an otherwise smooth glove softly digging and dragging along with each and every movement. Linda's technique largely revolves around long sweeping motions. Great to induce overall relaxation and loosening of the muscles in preparation for a more focused and targeted digital manipulation to ease the tension and knots. But the later didn't happen, she just kept doing long sweeping forms of massage. At first, I thought it was a long tease to heighten the anticipation of a good knot release but it never came. Because of how petite she is, even when she's on top of me, the pressure from her weight was surprisingly minimal. Needless to say, her body weight massage was more satisfying. All in all, I would categorize her massage as a light-medium pressure above average massage.

On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

$60 to the house and $60 tip.

Great review!!

[Bastard Chorum]

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.

Situated at a desolate (at the time) small strip mall, Tulip has the dated and obscure appearance of typical AMPs. But the interior was quite nice, clean and well maintained. Once inside the room, the heated padding on top of the massage table and the lowered face rest was a nice touch, providing a very comfortable and relaxing place to lie face down.

Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.

Early on, I noticed that Linda does not talk much at all. If I don't engage in a little ice breaker or banter, she's just silent. Even then, short answers or one word replies were common. I'm not sure if that's just her style or she's just not comfortable speaking English. For the massage, the first thing I notice is that she has callused hands; not much, mind you, but enough to distract from the massage. It felt like a small pebble protruding from an otherwise smooth glove softly digging and dragging along with each and every movement. Linda's technique largely revolves around long sweeping motions. Great to induce overall relaxation and loosening of the muscles in preparation for a more focused and targeted digital manipulation to ease the tension and knots. But the later didn't happen, she just kept doing long sweeping forms of massage. At first, I thought it was a long tease to heighten the anticipation of a good knot release but it never came. Because of how petite she is, even when she's on top of me, the pressure from her weight was surprisingly minimal. Needless to say, her body weight massage was more satisfying. All in all, I would categorize her massage as a light-medium pressure above average massage.

On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

$60 to the house and $60 tip.