Massage Parlor Reports

[BigBoDonk]

Anyone knows any Middle Eastern providers in the area?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Latina AMP on West Karelia in the Allstate and Blast Pharmacy upstairs #21X. Sketchy blue enclosed building. Don't park inside the complex too long, just saying.

Wouldn't a "Latina AMP" be a "LMP" if there are no Asians involved? (Unless you consider Latinas to also be Asias because of the crossing of the Bering straight 25,000 years ago by Asians who became indigenous people later.) There used to be a place in Fountain Valley on Slater not far from Brookhurst upstairs, where the Latina would get you started, then they would bring in the Asian girl as the closer to seal the deal. The only non-Korean place that offered a table shower too. They seemed to have changed ownership since then though, so don't know what goes on.

[Ayylmao6969]

I found a place on Katella advertised on rub md. It's located in a janky strip mall with a pharmacy and all state office. It was advertised as an AMP.

When I showed up, I called and they instructed me on where to go. Person opening the door was a butch gal with real bad teeth and scabs all over. My head said meth, run. My other head said "lets see how far I can push this. ".

I walk in, 0 lights, empty small office. Across the doorway there's an empty room filled with trash, like they took all the stuff that was in the office and just stuffed it in that room and didn't even bother closing the door.

I was lead into an adjacent room where Methony McButch, she collected. 4, told me my therapist would see me. 2 minutes later a chunky latina girl in a mini dress with a pink wig comes in. Asked me if I've been to a place like that before, I said once. She asked for $ .2 and started disrobing.

She pulled out a cover, started working her mouth a bit. You know how therapists love to talk. After like 2 minutes of that she pushes me down on this janky exam room table and gets on me and starts grinding away her frustration. She leaned in and I smelled her breath and I had to tap out.

I went there a few weeks ago. Absolutely terrible. I swear you and I experienced the same exact session.

1807 K Ave. Just stay away.

[Ayylmao6969]

Anyone of you ever encountered an Indian provider? Even great if any active now in any spa?

I believe Jasmine at Sunrise Spa in Santa Ana. https://instagram.com/bodyrubs.6868.

[KammyMike]

Grunion, thanks for this warning. Google Maps tells me there are four Allstate Insurance offices on the Katella, that long street. Could you narrow it down a bit, so we don't have to go hunting for the pharmacy?

Lift Her Up.

Latina AMP on West Karelia in the Allstate and Blast Pharmacy upstairs #21X. Sketchy blue enclosed building. Don't park inside the complex too long, just saying.

[Grunion Runner]

Grunion, thanks for this warning. Google Maps tells me there are four Allstate Insurance offices on the Katella, that long street. Could you narrow it down a bit, so we don't have to go hunting for the pharmacy?

Lift Her Up.

About a quarter mile west of Euclid. Its across an animal hospital.

[KumarLeone]

Anyone of you ever encountered an Indian provider? Even great if any active now in any spa?

[Hornilius69]

Grunion, thanks for this warning. Google Maps tells me there are four Allstate Insurance offices on the Katella, that long street. Could you narrow it down a bit, so we don't have to go hunting for the pharmacy?

Lift Her Up.

There is a big Allstate Insurance sign on the front of the building. Google Katella and Euclid, the building is located on the right side.

[Lift Her Up]

I found a place on Katella advertised on rub md. It's located in a janky strip mall with a pharmacy and all state office. It was advertised as an AMP. . . . Beware katella by the pharmacy!

Grunion, thanks for this warning. Google Maps tells me there are four Allstate Insurance offices on the Katella, that long street. Could you narrow it down a bit, so we don't have to go hunting for the pharmacy?

Lift Her Up.

[JustinKfosho]

Orange day spa. Ugh sometimes I need the big head examined. I really should just walk out immediately. The tech was easily in her 40's if not 50's. Tall and thin but everything already a little saggy. It was an all around lousy session. Massage was terrible as if it was her first time. The shake was also terrible. Sometimes you immediately know it's going to be terrible.

We human beings just can't hold hold on to our dicks.

[Superflytnt]

Orange day spa. Ugh sometimes I need the big head examined. I really should just walk out immediately. The tech was easily in her 40's if not 50's. Tall and thin but everything already a little saggy. It was an all around lousy session. Massage was terrible as if it was her first time. The shake was also terrible. Sometimes you immediately know it's going to be terrible.

[JustinKfosho]

After some Vietnamese cafe, made a visit to 207 since I was in the area. Was met with Tina, probably 35-40 years old. House fee. 4 and tip was 1. 4.

Massage was me, and service was meh, a lot of alcohol cleaning on junior and my upper body. Average BBBJ, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, and blew in the cover.

Nothing special, but she did have a not so welcoming breath.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I walk a lot at work so I don't have the best feet! Is there any place that does Pedi and HE or extras in OC? Ty in advance.

I have devoloped some foot problems myself and seen a podiatrist. These foot massages are not actually beneficial. In fact, their rough and tough massages can further injure and inflame your feet. In the same way that the walking on the back will inflame sciatica and low back pain. I have found one particular brand of shoes really helps cushion my feet though.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

She's Papasan gf. Probably he was in front yelling at her. Ask for Luna next time or Helen.

Are you saying that SH Grace is the GF of PPS Steven? Is there any evidence or just wild conjecture? I don't think that is true. I have never seen Steven yell at any girl. And in fact, one of the girls told me he is very supportive of them, and will swap a girl if she uncomfortable with a customer.

[CubeBrick]

Tried to check out Tulip, they were closed. Ended up getting some Randy's joint papers at Prissy's next to the former Mad Greek then walked over to the next center to VIP Skin Care Day Spa. Neon light was on. Got a 30 min with a big titted girl Jacqueline she is very sweet and submissive lady had a real good time.

Earlier in the week checked out Sea Salt Spa where Happy Face and Red Rose used to be. Inside looks the same but they improved the front window reception area: they installed kind of a marble looking stone for the counter, looks much better with that. Also they installed a hand air dryer with infra red germ killer in the bathroom slash laundry room. Nice imprvoements. The gal who was my therapist wore a tight dress, but her massage was very professional so I thought it would be just that. However, on the flip she asked me directly what I wanted and I said I want the maximum. So she revealed a pretty nice bod, but what set her apart was her "passionate" act, which was really convincing. Her CBJ skills were very good and her act projected an anti-mechanical pseudo-GFE type of session. She licked very well, excellent oral skills I was really impressed. Alternating suction, licking, tongue play, lip action, then alternate again. Girl really knew how to give pleasure. Oh, the door fee is. 5 I guess Happy Face used to be. 5 or. 6 after 10 pm. Anyhoo, it just goes to show you need to try different providers once in a while. Had a good session and great climax. Have a good holiday fellas and also to the rest of you.