Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Go there and tell me I'm wrong.

Each of us have our experience. But I will just say here are some of the things I have NOT seen:

- Any kind of street walking hookers in Costa Mesa.

- a massage provider who was a fat Latinas, skinny Hondurans, so-so Venezuelans, or over-the-hill Cubans working at any AMP in Westminster, Garden Grove, or Costa Mesa.

- a massage provider who was a "VietKong" (sic), Taliban, or Amazonian warrior working at any AMP in Westminster, Garden Grove, or Costa Mesa.

- a massage provider who was a trans-sexual, she-boy, or dude in drag working any AMP in Westminster, Garden Grove, or Costa Mesa.

- a massage provider who was actually a Golden Retriever with a black wig and lipstick.

- a massage provider who was actually two midgets, one standing on the shoulders of the other in a large trench coat.

All stuff I have never seen. But YMMV.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I heard about a young provider getting more flirty than a simple HJ there, but I had a secret go-to gal who was probably a touch more towards the MILF side of 30. She was normal looking in the face, meaning I gave her an easy 7. 5. God for the life of me I can't remember her name. Nice body. The giveaway was a slightly more permed curl shoulder length hair. Asian, jet black hair, etc.

As far as I know, she was one of two masseuses in that joint who didn't freak out when you pulled down their pants. Better yet, when I pulled down her pants, she allowed me to give her DATY very begrudgingly. That was the magic as she responded like she had never been eaten out in her life and boy did she like it. It was one of the better surprises when I BBFS'd her on at least 5 occasions before she "left to go to school". No idea where she disappeared to, but certainly no reason to visit that place afterwards. I remember the minimall plaza had such shitty parking, I always ended up parking at the big shopping center right next door and having to fucking james bond my way to the joint away from the prying eyes of the parking lot security dudes.

A number of them have actually gone to massage school and got legit licenses. Especially if they have dreams of opening their own shop. I guess this indicates that the job is pretty lucrative and not that bad, when they choose to make a career of it, even if they had the money to go back home and buy a nice house and retire.

[Rexlo]

Was bored and needed to kill time before watching a movie. Happy massage in Santa Ana aka Westminster old grandma 2nd location LOL. Saw Amy and 2 others that worked at old location. One unknown grandma walked up. Paid 45 for the 30. On flip I ask for head. She said $ and I countered 75. She agreed. Wiped my ass, hands and balls with alcohol and went to town. Shot two loads into her mouth and noticed I was there for a little bit over an hour LOL. Rushed out and got to the movies only missing 2 trailers.

Oh here's a report for legit massage. On pricier side, but I went to tustin massage. 60 bucks for an hour, but did I need it. Tall Chinese masseuse walked on my back and made it crack in the right places. Bamboo does it good, but sometimes I need more pressure.

Happy reporting, stay safe. And if you got monkey pox, that chick is a dude.

Was Amy the same tiny Amy that use to work there at Happy massage is she back?? Been looking for her for awhile. Thanks in advance brothaa.

[BenderOver]

Speaking of Six Star Bolsa does anyone know what happened to Tina? She left before they closed. A cute butt and a lot of fun.

I heard about a young provider getting more flirty than a simple HJ there, but I had a secret go-to gal who was probably a touch more towards the MILF side of 30. She was normal looking in the face, meaning I gave her an easy 7. 5. God for the life of me I can't remember her name. Nice body. The giveaway was a slightly more permed curl shoulder length hair. Asian, jet black hair, etc.

As far as I know, she was one of two masseuses in that joint who didn't freak out when you pulled down their pants. Better yet, when I pulled down her pants, she allowed me to give her DATY very begrudgingly. That was the magic as she responded like she had never been eaten out in her life and boy did she like it. It was one of the better surprises when I BBFS'd her on at least 5 occasions before she "left to go to school". No idea where she disappeared to, but certainly no reason to visit that place afterwards. I remember the minimall plaza had such shitty parking, I always ended up parking at the big shopping center right next door and having to fucking james bond my way to the joint away from the prying eyes of the parking lot security dudes.

[OcAllen]

Was bored and needed to kill time before watching a movie. Happy massage in Santa Ana aka Westminster old grandma 2nd location LOL. Saw Amy and 2 others that worked at old location. One unknown grandma walked up. Paid 45 for the 30. On flip I ask for head. She said $ and I countered 75. She agreed. Wiped my ass, hands and balls with alcohol and went to town. Shot two loads into her mouth and noticed I was there for a little bit over an hour LOL. Rushed out and got to the movies only missing 2 trailers.

Oh here's a report for legit massage. On pricier side, but I went to tustin massage. 60 bucks for an hour, but did I need it. Tall Chinese masseuse walked on my back and made it crack in the right places. Bamboo does it good, but sometimes I need more pressure.

Happy reporting, stay safe. And if you got monkey pox, that chick is a dude.

[Sexaholic777]

Decided to try them out. Got a new Blondie Asian girl.

Tall and good shape, gave ok massage, but gave a better happy ending.

Not bad for $40 plus $60 w booby action HJ.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22534521.html

[SpicyCurry]

According to spicy guy, there are fat Latinas at Bamboo. Haven't check it out but I'm Curious too.

I don't care for fat Latinas but got stuck with one the other day. Put my cock between the skin folds on her belly and it felt like a camel slide. Had my eyes closed so it wasn't too bad. Overall, this place sucks they don't have Asians, just Vietkong and Laos.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I think most of the guys said, "Who's Felix Unger. " I'd say Tony Randall but that won't help. How about a separate thread for AMP Bathrooms.

On a separate topic, has anyone tracked down the YZ girls that left? Bella, Cindy, Nancy, Grace or Coco? Now that was a nice bathroom.

There was a tv show in the 70's called the Odd Couple. It was based on 1968 American comedy film starring Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau as two divorced men, neurotic neat-freak Felix Ungar and fun-loving slob Oscar Madison, who decide to live together. The TV show had Tony Randall as Felix Unger. These two are constantly battling with comedic results.

Its funny to think of Felix Unger mongering and seeing a bathroom which is actually clean and yet it not being clean enough. Meanwhile most of the monger are like the other guy and don't give two hoots about doing some intimate things with professionals.

Perhaps someone can make a movie about a modern day version of this with a mongering theme.

[PeterGuzinya]

Has anyone been to this place it's above the Seafood Dimsum off Bolsa.

Was with my wifey so I couldn't go inside and check out the talent.

There are two shops upstairs at that plaza. Angel at the north end. SH Health (not SH Reflexology) in the middle nearest Seafood Palace. Angel is FS with Lisa and friends. SH is HJ with daty / BJ potential. Three ladies 35-45. Thick, cute and good massage.

[JoeSchmo91]

Wait. Is she running Angel upstairs on Bolsa, now?

Has anyone been to this place it's above the Seafood Dimsum off Bolsa.

Was with my wifey so I couldn't go inside and check out the talent.

[JoeSchmo91]

Going to hit up Santa Ana this week.

Found a place, going to try it and let you all know.

https://nightfunpages.com/come-on-ov...er-30-minutes/

[Slammer6008]

Yes. She's slowing down a little!! But she's great all around good person!

Better to call her private number.

[Slammer6008]

Wait. Is she running Angel upstairs on Bolsa, now?

Yes. She's slowing down a little!! But she's great all around good person!

[Sexaholic777]

Ugh. My $80 regular FS Latina from El Classificado is now $120. Gone or rare are the $60-$80 FS Latinas in that news paper they are $100 to $150 . Still a good price. With the influx of all the new migrants lets see if there is some price competition.

According to spicy guy, there are fat Latinas at Bamboo. Haven't check it out but I'm Curious too.

[Bronco]

Ugh. My $80 regular FS Latina from El Classificado is now $120. Gone or rare are the $60-$80 FS Latinas in that news paper they are $100 to $150 . Still a good price. With the influx of all the new migrants lets see if there is some price competition.