Massage Parlor Reports

[JBird433]

So I have found a hidden gem. I feel like I'm the only monger that goes to get pleasured at this establishment. Every time I go I'm the only one there with the same beautiful Korean (Japanese?) woman in her mid 30's. Just the two of us for the last 4 Fridays and I never call ahead.

I write this to encourage you all to visit shops that aren't known to be jack shacks. The first time I went she denied me. But when I went back she treated me right. No rush, a soft touch, and honestly this place seems very clean. I feel like she's my personal maid. Go out and find your own gem it's worth it.

[Caribe]

If I'm not caressing a woman's breasts or fingering a clit, the provider is going to be whacking Willie for weeks. I need some inspiration. I've always assumed utc play was worth a little extra. Fifty for boobs, 60 for stink finger. I have no problem with saying just massage. I've got the feeling lately that the two A girls might be short timers. But attitude is everything in that curtained room. If I want pouty and sullen I can just stay home.

They complain about tired arms and tired palms. For those who complain, inspiration will definitely things up! But more for that access is BS.

[Caribe]

I think Bamboo is getting way over used. Used to be a hidden gem with awesome massage for $40 and $40 tip (happy HJ ending). Now they are expecting $60 and the massage have gone down hills and it's less than an hour. More like 30 minutes and 15 minutes play then warm towel.

Over used? How about blown! Even better, back then. 30 and 35! This 60 tip for a no feel tug is BS. I'm not sure what shops like Happy Happy, Lucky Pavillion, Cloud 9, Miracle or Lucky Feet are like anymore. I do know that they are all 40/hr shops. They've fallen off the radar for those who want a tug.
Lately my legit spots for an after work rub are YZ and Kung Fu. I don't post unless I hit her up a tug because most mongers will find the legit reports boring. A few months ago, Kung Fu was busy so I went down to the first floor of the building to Lucky Feet and got an ok rub plus a tug for a 40 tip. The provider was a little chubby but she offered and I was satisfied with the rub and tug.
If you want extras, don’t be lemmings. Get out there and explore and insist on tipping <60 (that means 40) for a tug.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

You caved and now they all there will be expecting 20 more. Imagine that now guys 80 for he. With so many AMP in OC while always this place?

Lets say we compromise and agree 50 is base pay for an oil lube and tune with OTC action. Add 5 for UTC top, UTC bottom. Add 10 for UTC top and bottom, Prostrate exam, cuddle / hug while jacking. Those are not expensive rates. Pay a girl $10 to stick a finger a place a girlfriend or wife would never do. That's a damn bargain. So right there is 80 if you get all that. Plus there are girls who watch the clock, and there are girls who are fun and playful. That's worth something. Even a friendly waitress gets a bigger tip than a cold witch who throws your food on the table. So now we are up to 90. Add in BJ, DATY, FS, and fair market value goes up further.

I don't think any of us can complain if we are getting excellent service. Suppose you blew $200 on house and girl for a session that made you smile for a week. Compare to having a GF or a mistress who you need to spend that kind of money on dinners, hotels. Etc. Probably with no better level of service or enthusiasm.

Its a sad truth that I have met some of the coldest bitches working, but also some of the loveliest, funniest, more romantic women in these shops. It seems bizarre but you might get a more fun experience from a woman you are paying than a woman who supposedly loves you.

[GreenStream]

As for deep tissue, I have female MTs who are like 4'10" 90 lbs who will give such deep pressure that you'll feel like they're about to break you in half. It's not about strength, it's about technique.

Yes, I'm quoting a post from several months ago, but I saw it today during a search and remembered that I'd wanted to ask more about the technique. It does seem that they have to be in good shape, and many are, but can you tell us more about how they work?

[GreenStream]

If I'm not caressing a woman's breasts or fingering a clit, the provider is going to be whacking Willie for weeks. I need some inspiration.

Absolutely! The smart masseuses understand that, the greedy stupid ones do not, just about how it is in every other business.

[KammyMike]

Everyday I see posts and more post about Bamboo Wood. I only been there once and haven't been back. BW do have some cute talents but I think some of us older gents like flirty cute girls playing with your imaginary Bamboo wood.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I think Bamboo is getting way over used. Used to be a hidden gem with awesome massage for $40 and $40 tip (happy HJ ending). Now they are expecting $60 and the massage have gone down hills and it's less than an hour. More like 30 minutes and 15 minutes play then warm towel.

Actually BW has the monger special of $35 if you don't need the hot stones of hell treatment. Save yourself some money to pay for that expensive hand wax and Polish. I have never been shorted there. But I have plenty of other places including SH, Air Body, L&L, etc. Indeed in all the hundreds of reviews of BW, there is a consistent pattern of: massage, tease, pole maintence, and further foot massage or cuddling for the remainder. Even that guy who crapped himself and presented his ass with warm shit still stinking to high heaven, did not complain about getting shorted. That should tell you something about how seriously they keep to the allotted time. The one instance you might get shorted is if you come in near closing time but they would tell you upfront that you're not getting an hour if you start at 9:30 pm. The girls have put in a 13 hour day, and they all want to leave.

There was a time or two, that I got engrossed in the session and the time seemed to fly. Next time, look at your watch when you first hit the room, and see when you actually walk back out fully clothed again.

[Bronco]

Providers now expect customers to pay. 6 and they blame it on inflation. They will give you the same service of. 4, but demand you pay an upgraded price.

Twenty four years ago I started my hobby. It was 40/40 back then for HJ. And 40/120 or 40/140 for FS. After all these years it's still pretty much the same price. That being said if I had a good time the 60 bucks is just fine. What's another 20 at that point. If the service is sub par then 40.

I'm always clean and a gentleman. I ask before I touch. I always easily get under the clothes or get them off. Sometimes it takes a few visits then we are comfortable with each other. They know that access equals tips. Be kind, tip well and you will be rewarded.

I go to my 3 regular shops I know all the girls there. I have 2 shops location I seldom share because some here would ruin them that I get full nude HJ and the 3rd is BW which I am treated very well.

[Nice Guy 99]

I think Bamboo is getting way over used. Used to be a hidden gem with awesome massage for $40 and $40 tip (happy HJ ending). Now they are expecting $60 and the massage have gone down hills and it's less than an hour. More like 30 minutes and 15 minutes play then warm towel.

Hi City, I haven't been cut short on time but it sounds as if you have. You also say the massage has has gone downhill; any particular provider?

Here's my solution. Note the time when you start, if you get cut short, tell the MT and only tip 40 or 50 depending on the time lost. Makes sure she knows why the tip is a bit low. On the massage, refuse the MTs that you believe will give a poor massage. If you have one that unexpectedly gives a poor massage reduce the tip and tell her why. You should also consider defining what you want before the massage starts.

I don't seem to have any of these probs at BW and if we all take the action mentioned above when warranted we should retrain MTs to keep the standard of care high.

[JoeSchmo91]

I think Bamboo is getting way over used. Used to be a hidden gem with awesome massage for $40 and $40 tip (happy HJ ending). Now they are expecting $60 and the massage have gone down hills and it's less than an hour. More like 30 minutes and 15 minutes play then warm towel.

What about whale spa?

[City Slicker]

Anna insisted on $60 from me, and I wasnt allowed touching, even OTC. She pushed away when I tried. I haven't been back since. It was the way that she did it that didn't sit well with me.

I think Bamboo is getting way over used. Used to be a hidden gem with awesome massage for $40 and $40 tip (happy HJ ending). Now they are expecting $60 and the massage have gone down hills and it's less than an hour. More like 30 minutes and 15 minutes play then warm towel.

[SpicyCurry]

L&L has some good stuff going on. But like I discovered there and a few other places like Bali. If you just show up and say give me anyone, you get the lousiest girl in the bullpen. But if you know who the super stars are. You go home a happy and drained man.

Amy LL takes it in the ass BB and would let you switch holes pussy and anus continuously during session. Wild thing but too expensive for an old skinny lady. Mia does the Hershey highway but can make a stinky mess. Price is more reasonable though. Now Tina is a whole different story, and if you can ever get Kiki over to LL. Yaozaaa!

[SpicyCurry]

I literally left Andie's grasp at 10:15 tonight. As noted, I asked her for "soft" massage and she delivered. Upon the flip I asked for nice and slow and she again delivered. AND! Not even an attempt to pierce the vail of my puerta negra. Had about 10 minutes of gentle cuddle time to finish out the (very late) hour. We may have crossed the plane of each others' upper labia with our tongues though.

But now you've confirmed that Andie takes it in the poop shoot. Thanks.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I literally left Andie's grasp at 10:15 tonight. As noted, I asked her for "soft" massage and she delivered. Upon the flip I asked for nice and slow and she again delivered. AND! Not even an attempt to pierce the vail of my puerta negra. Had about 10 minutes of gentle cuddle time to finish out the (very late) hour. We may have crossed the plane of each others' upper labia with our tongues though 😉.

Oh andshe wasnt happy with 60 and politely begged for 20 more. I cavedas I enjoyed a few more squeezes of her ass.
#ImWeakSomeTimes

Although we are big strong men, a gentle cuddle and kiss does wonders, and is worth $. Consider this comparison:

Air Body: 20 minutes crappy massage, 10 minute emotion-less jack, 30 minutes chitchat / short.

BW: 20 minutes of really good massage, 10 minutes of world class tease, skillful tease, cuddling, kissing, leaving with a feeling of total satisfaction.

Are those both worth the same tip? Of course not. The International Sisterhood of Dick Pullers Uniion has decided $60 is the standard rate, but the quality of service is all over the place.