Massage Parlor Reports

[Damn1111]

Hey all,

I hit up the Euclid / Ball parlor that is extremely hard to find. Right next to the Vietnamese sandwich shop. I cannot remember the name, but it was right to the good part off the bat. She was very short, probably just under 5' and very cute (young, maybe early 30's at the oldest). Bolt ons but pretty realistic, and very into it. If you don't care at all about the massage I would 100% check it out. There's no sign or anything, literally just a door next to the sandwich shop. GL.

[HeadorTail]

It depends on many things. For a first time offender they'll probably just give you a misdemeanor, charge you a fine, and possibly make you go to john school. Some cities publish names and mug shots of johns in the local newspaper. It's all a matter of how aggressive they want to be and how much of a bug they have up their ass at the time. You probably won't be an RSO though for getting a pole polish in an AMP.

This is exactly why I say to keep your voice down and don't ever verbally offer money for services. If anybody asks, you're there for a massage because your back hurts. If they ask why your clothes are off, well don't you have to remove your clothing for a massage normally? It's not illegal to be in an MP, but it's illegal to offer money for sexual services. Don't give them a sound bight of you asking "how much for a fuck?" It's not easy to bust mongers otherwise..

I was at Seven Seas in Costa Mesa last year when two cops came in. My provider had just slipped back into her clothes as they entered and was whacking Willy for me. She went out to meet them. The other two ladies also had customers. They checked the business license and massage licenses on the wall. Amazingly they matched up. He made a comment about leaving the blinds open in the front windows. They never entered a room and left. Probably afraid to catch a Newport judge or politician getting his pole smoked. My masseuse came back in and we both exhaled. She said I had nothing to worry about. In Costa Mesa they measure your penis and charge you with anything from assault with a deadly weapon to public nuisance. She said I'd probably get off with time served. Ouch.

[BigBoDonk]

You're right. Being balls deep in a provider isn't against the law, but if it happens in an MP it's pretty damning. As you say, don't volunteer any info. You were there to get your back massaged because you hurt. Anything else was an action between consenting adults. But if you get caught balls deep and the tip money is sitting there on the counter, best of luck to you.

As always, stay safe.

I think good lawyer can have LE eat their own dick. If any of you guys now one, please DM, just want to be on a safe side.

[Grimmy23]

Nope, being balls deep in a provider is not against the law.

They have to have proof of an exchange of value before being balls deep.

Most people do the cops job for them by thinking they can talk their way out of things, not understanding that they are telling on themselves.

Don't say anything to the cops, even if they put you in cuffs and take you to jail because if you stay silent in a few days at most you will go home because the the refused to move forward.

You're right. Being balls deep in a provider isn't against the law, but if it happens in an MP it's pretty damning. As you say, don't volunteer any info. You were there to get your back massaged because you hurt. Anything else was an action between consenting adults. But if you get caught balls deep and the tip money is sitting there on the counter, best of luck to you.

As always, stay safe.

[AmpLoverOC]

I already know some or lot of you will inbox me for kylies number since she probably was a one time deal there. Papasan barely speaks English and wouldn't know tit from tat.

If you don't get Kylie. Get Lucy I guess for $120.

She just upped her prices. I guess gas prices rising up so she has to as well to support herself.

She wants $280 for BBFS. Still worth it in my opinion for a clean blondie. Not some raggedy Ann from Bamboo or Palms or melody massage which charges $60 for HJ and no tit show.

[AmpLoverOC]

Just like the Brady bunch there's a hot queen of nurus! Marcia Marcia Marcia. So glad I checked out her. A cute blondie in her late 20's. Smoking Bod like the tv show my old dad used to watch. Her apartment was a nice upscale area in Santa Ana, if you can call it that. She shares the place with her other friend, but I think she was a tranny because had a very deep voice.

LOL. I gladly passed I wanted Marcia to myself for a longer lasting relationship for money or course. No girl does this because she thinks you are hot or good looking. The people that say that In here are clearly daydreaming of their webcam and only fans girlfriends in my opinion. Just a reminder she's not here for Cheap skates or cheesy cock smelling that's for sure. Her Perky tits and a beautiful smile will make Any real man cum within 20 minutes. Maybe slammer has seen her since he gets around a lot in here. More angelic than devilish in my opinion when she smiles at you like a long lost lover. I was checking our all my IG queens of Nuru. So she takes off her yoga pants and tight bra top and immediately rubs oil all over her tits and told me to join her in rubbing her down. Who am I to say no to a beautiful goddess! Nice kicking curves just the right size ass not big but kinda bubbly like Marcia has in that 90's movie, aka Look up Ben stillers wife, Christine Taylor. Long blond hair to her perfect ass. Weighs about 110 120 about 5' 3", nice bigger C cups. She tells me to take my clothes off and enjoy the best hour of your life baby. And boy was she right..

New girls in the nuru bars, just use Facebook or Instagram plenty of them pop up.

[ChrisPoontang]

If it's an MP bust you won't get in trouble for being in there unless they happen to catch you balls deep in the provider.

Nope, being balls deep in a provider is not against the law.

They have to have proof of an exchange of value before being balls deep.

Most people do the cops job for them by thinking they can talk their way out of things, not understanding that they are telling on themselves.

Don't say anything to the cops, even if they put you in cuffs and take you to jail because if you stay silent in a few days at most you will go home because the the refused to move forward.

[Grimmy23]

Do you get registered as sexual offender after being caught? Or it is just a misdemeanor? Any ideas?

It depends on many things. For a first time offender they'll probably just give you a misdemeanor, charge you a fine, and possibly make you go to john school. Some cities publish names and mug shots of johns in the local newspaper. It's all a matter of how aggressive they want to be and how much of a bug they have up their ass at the time. You probably won't be an RSO though for getting a pole polish in an AMP.

This is exactly why I say to keep your voice down and don't ever verbally offer money for services. If anybody asks, you're there for a massage because your back hurts. If they ask why your clothes are off, well don't you have to remove your clothing for a massage normally? It's not illegal to be in an MP, but it's illegal to offer money for sexual services. Don't give them a sound bight of you asking "how much for a fuck?" It's not easy to bust mongers otherwise.

Usually when it's a hotel bust, the "girl" is an undercover cop trying to get you to ask for sex, and the second you mention it they come barging in from the adjoining room and slap on the bracelets. If it's an MP bust you won't get in trouble for being in there unless they happen to catch you balls deep in the provider. They will probably hold and question you on site but they have no evidence to prosecute you for anything. MP busts will either a) catch you in the act when they kick the door in; b) have an undercover cop posing as the massage girl, and she tries to get you to proposition her; or c) they raid and take over the place for a day or two, offer the girls immunity from charges in exchange for cooperating, bug the room, then bust you when you proposition her. If you're laying on the table getting a back rub and the girl has her clothes on, they have nothing to bust you for.

Be safe.

[BigBoDonk]

Man you barely escaped a life disaster. I'd wet my pants if I'm ever caught in a raid. What kind of place is this? I assume it's an FS place, but is it a massage parlor, salon or just a location for FS?

Do you get registered as sexual offender after being caught? Or it is just a misdemeanor? Any ideas?

[BigBoDonk]

Wow wish I saw this on wed. I was exchanging texts w them in the afternoon. Went I'm evening and gate up the stairs locked. Phone # disconnected. Good thing I didn't go earlier be safe fellas! 😰.

Why they do this. There are literally gangs operating in every corner of GG why they don't catch real criminals. When Merica will join other civil world and legalize this shit. Same talks, again and again. Dirty politicians. I just can't process in my mind how porn is legal and prostitution is not.

[LngTimeMongr]

Cerritos is one of those cities where LE shows up if you fart in someone's general direction. It's hard to believe any extras would be happening there. I know the city well and there are no MPs, and as far as I'm aware never have been. There are a lot of Asian hair and nail shops though l so it's conceivable that one of them may have something going on in a back room if you're adventurous enough to go hunting for that. Most beauty salons are just individuals renting out space from the salon owner, so in most cases they don't even have access to a private room, just their little cubicle.

Right. So where is this?

[Dohma22]

Ended up at detox on brookhurst in gg after narrowly dodging the euclid and lampson raid. Shopping center is usually a walk of shame maze as there's a popular drinking karaoke place but wed it was empty! . 4 at the door for 30 and providers visit 1 at a time for you to choose. There was an older latina maybe 30's-40 very thick in the right places and a young 20's Romanian. Went with the Latina cause she had the bigger smile 😁. Hardly any massage was asked to flip within a few minutes. Agreed to 1. 4 donation for FS. Very good attitude respectfully and kindly let me know boundaries. And tried to use charm to push them. Some were successful like dfk others were not like backdoor. Will totally return price and quality strong however that karaoke business needs to go away LOL.

[GoKipper]

107 and 109 are literally the same place. They connect. Only 112 is across the hallway and is a different place.

I think he said she is at 107.

[Kevin80]

Wow wish I saw this on wed. I was exchanging texts w them in the afternoon. Went I'm evening and gate up the stairs locked. Phone # disconnected. Good thing I didn't go earlier be safe fellas! 😰.

Man you barely escaped a life disaster. I'd wet my pants if I'm ever caught in a raid. What kind of place is this? I assume it's an FS place, but is it a massage parlor, salon or just a location for FS?

[Dohma22]

Wow wish I saw this on wed. I was exchanging texts w them in the afternoon. Went I'm evening and gate up the stairs locked. Phone # disconnected. Good thing I didn't go earlier be safe fellas! 😰.

Euclid and Lampson just raided. I saw about 6 police go upstairs. I waited about 10 minutes and saw nobody brought outside. Didn't want hang around to long. Police look at me before they went up. Be safe gentleman.