Massage Parlor Reports

[SaintChuck]

Is there a mamasan or manager at this place? If not I'll say again I think its needed to mule kick the idiots who don't understand that its busy. I know a lot of these busy places let mongers wait but I feel that's a bad idea and is totally preventable with proper management.

My worst experience with that was at SXL some dude was chatting up the MT for the entire time about absolute BS, like you said it is a complete boner killer listing to this deep voice talk and laugh while your MT is playing with your balls from behind.

There was a spa that I would frequent back in 2016 and 2017. When you walked in the lobby they had a small sofa and a recliner chair, also a coffee table with magazines. It was really awkward when you are sitting on the couch waiting and another Monger comes in and sits in the recliner and wants to chat it up with you. I went there on a busy Friday night and when I walked in there was a Monger in the recliner and 2 Mongers sandwiched together on the little sofa. All 3 of them had their heads down looking at the floor as if they were waiting to be executed. I didn't feel like waiting and there was nowhere left to sit. I knew that it would be easy to get rid of them and I did. Within 2 minutes I was able to get rid of all 3 of them. When the Boss lady finished her customer she walked out into the lobby and was shocked to see me and was wondering what happened to the other 3 Mongers. I explained to her that they were tired of waiting and they left. LOL. This probably wasn't the nicest thing that I have ever done, but it was funny. SaintChuck.

[GuidoBandito]

Michigan Ave Primary Care is on 17. Say you're going there.

Then report here. I decided it wasn't worth it, but maybe there's someone there other than the mamasan now.

It's not in that building anymore, but your point stands. I'll check it out and report back.

[GuidoBandito]

I went back to Beijing spa on 30th and Coco is on vacation. That's too bad because she was young and her peach was sweet. So I had Linda and a great session. She is a MILF and her peach was quite wet and ripe. What made it good was she used some of my toys to soften up some and then when it was my time, it felt like velvet. Finished on her gorgeous nipples.

What was the damage?

[Jayp80]

Does anyone else find it irritating or distracting when you hear other mongers walk into the place and say dumbass, corny shit to girls while you are trying to get off? I had a recent experience at 819 and probably heard 4 mongers walk in and demand to see Elsa. One monger couldn't understand that she was busy and he would have to wait.

My worst experience with that was at SXL some dude was chatting up the MT for the entire time about absolute BS, like you said it is a complete boner killer listing to this deep voice talk and laugh while your MT is playing with your balls from behind.

[DMichaels69]

Is there a mamasan or manager at this place? If not I'll say again I think its needed to mule kick the idiots who don't understand that its busy. I know a lot of these busy places let mongers wait but I feel that's a bad idea and is totally preventable with proper management.

Does anyone else find it irritating or distracting when you hear other mongers walk into the place and say dumbass, corny shit to girls while you are trying to get off? I had a recent experience at 819 and probably heard 4 mongers walk in and demand to see Elsa. One monger couldn't understand that she was busy and he would have to wait.

[JWankxxx]

I always check out the ad's on BedPage. They have plenty of spa listings for Chicago and the burbs. There are 2 sections to look at. The first is the Body Rubs section and the second is the massage section. SaintChuck.

Try here, new site - rubrankings.com.

[Jsk2424]

Does anyone know if she is still working? She was great. I texted her number the other day and there was a response saying it was the wrong number. I wonder if she retired. Really sweet girl.

https://bodyrubpage.com/chicago-mass...u-312-966-9862

Yes, she will occasionally post on the Rub MD. But, she's a pain in the ass to try and book.

[Jsk2424]

Does anyone know if she is still working? She was great. I texted her number the other day and there was a response saying it was the wrong number. I wonder if she retired. Really sweet girl.

https://bodyrubpage.com/chicago-mass...u-312-966-9862

Yes, she will occasionally post on the Rub MD. But, she's a pain in the ass to try and book.

[DragonPlayer72]

I went back to Beijing spa on 30th and Coco is on vacation. That's too bad because she was young and her peach was sweet. So I had Linda and a great session. She is a MILF and her peach was quite wet and ripe. What made it good was she used some of my toys to soften up some and then when it was my time, it felt like velvet. Finished on her gorgeous nipples.

[SaintChuck]

Where is everyone looking for Massage Ads now. They are starting to pop up on CL. Where did all these broads go?

I always check out the ad's on BedPage. They have plenty of spa listings for Chicago and the burbs. There are 2 sections to look at. The first is the Body Rubs section and the second is the massage section. SaintChuck.

[PartyMonster01]

Does anyone else find it irritating or distracting when you hear other mongers walk into the place and say dumbass, corny shit to girls while you are trying to get off? I had a recent experience at 819 and probably heard 4 mongers walk in and demand to see Elsa. One monger couldn't understand that she was busy and he would have to wait.

[Crimp03]

Where is everyone looking for Massage Ads now. They are starting to pop up on CL. Where did all these broads go?

[Illini333]

Does anyone know if she is still working? She was great. I texted her number the other day and there was a response saying it was the wrong number. I wonder if she retired. Really sweet girl.

https://bodyrubpage.com/chicago-mass...u-312-966-9862

[RustyWebfFoot]

Busy day today after 5 pm. When I called, there were four girls working: Juju (new), Lina, Johana and someone else. When I got there, I had to call after ringing doorbell twice because they were that busy. When I get there, I'm the second guy waiting in the on deck circle. A cute spinner (forgot her name) answered the door and put me on the bench. She took the guy waiting. Readily noticiable about summertime at BHC: no aircon and it was 88 degrees outside. I was sweating pretty good while waiting. After a few minutes, Johana came and got me. First impression: wow! Cute, tall and huge tits and speaks great English! We get in room. In the room, she tells me her name, and I responded "oh, you're Lina's friend?" She says yes and that seems to impress upon her that it isn't my first visit there. I give her $40 for 30 minutes. She leaves to drop it off and comes back. Upon her return, she says WOW honey you're so hot!" I initially took that as a compliment but she gives me a towel and leads me to the table shower room where she washes me very thoroughly, to include my penis and Buttcrack. After drying me off, she leads me back to her room. I put the tip on the sink next to my wet towel. She collects it and then undressed. As she grabs my cock, she asks BJ w / or BBBJ. When I said that I would prefer BBBJ but have no additional $, she says "You can Zelle me!" I agree and then she goes to work. After a great start, on goes the condom and she goes cowgirl. She feels great and goes until I finish in a panting sweat. She cleans me up again and gives me a cold water from the fridge. A sensual kiss on the lips and I'm out the door.

She definately was the finisher w me! However, her room had no aircon either so that gets a little uncomfortable. However great performance and I'll definately be back!

Hello brothers,

Visiting from out of town and made good use of the info here. Thank you for that.

I got there a little later tonight and was buzzed I straight away. The cute little door maiden grabbed me by the hand then did the LE grope and asked how long. I scored Lena (Lina?, whatever) for and hour and went to her room. I asked to have a shower and had to do self service. Just about wiped out going in as the shower room floor was wet.

Lena is quite tall with a set of bolt ons, which are huge. Not a lot of conversation but she's got a spectacular face and soft skin. Massage was below average but she did manage a couple of nice Chiro adjustments. Probably no more than 15 minutes only stomach.

Post flip was a nice experience but typical thai "yes, yes oh baby" lines.

All in all, a decent visit with the primary mission accomplished. Out the door well under that I paid for.

She also travels to my hometown, so I may keep an eye out for her there.

BTW, she complained about the room being too cold.

Cheers.

[Jay117]

Returned to Jin in downtown in search of grannies. Building security wants your name and I'd to get an and that's a no-go for me. Shame, I was wondering what they had. Are there any downtown AMP offerings?

Michigan Ave Primary Care is on 17. Say you're going there.

Then report here. I decided it wasn't worth it, but maybe there's someone there other than the mamasan now.