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**Zimmm33** · 05-14-22 07:52

Originally Posted by AntiSane [View Original Post]

That's hilarious! In this guy's defense though you need to admit that over the last 5 years the ladies have been getting older and older. I remember just 3 years ago, when Lucky's was still around in Rochester, the ladies were late 20's, early 30's, not late 40's to early 60's.

I don't disagree with you or the guy who came in. But at this point, we know how NH is, and we know all the ads with 18 yo hot asian girls are BS. I just take what's there, and consider myself lucky if the provider is under 40!

Z.

**TimLuvsTits69** · 05-14-22 07:24

Originally Posted by Lennox65 [View Original Post]

I think that your first problem is that you are going to a wh0 re h0 use and expecting luxury spa level service.

When I go to Dover I skip the massage and get right to the main event.

I think that's the right mind set. Go in, get what your really after and leave. The massage has never been any good there anyway.

**Lennox65** · 05-14-22 04:01

Originally Posted by FlyGuy13 [View Original Post]

I agree it's total bullshit when it happens. However sometimes I wonder if it's the ladies too. I stopped going to Dover for this very reason. There was one night I called ahead and she said "yes come now hunny" so I did and she came out of the room where another guy was. I said I'll try again later. I called again 30 min later and specifically asked if she was with someone else. She said "No hunny come now" so I went and low and behold she was still in the room with the guy but was like jo no no it's okay. She took me to the next room and immediately starting jerking me off and made a fake moaning noise which was such a turn off. I should of just left. It was the worst experience I have ever had I paid for 30, was out in 15 I didn't tip and I haven't been back to Dover since.

I think that your first problem is that you are going to a wh0 re h0 use and expecting luxury spa level service.

When I go to Dover I skip the massage and get right to the main event.

**AntiSane** · 05-14-22 02:07

Originally Posted by Zimmm33 [View Original Post]

Was getting a legit massage at a place that is known to be legit. The provider was outstanding, one of the best I've had in quite a while. This is a place with walls that don't go to the ceiling. A guy comes in and speaks to the mamasan. Says, you have young girl? Mamasan answers yes. Young girl, the guy repeats? My provider who has barely spoken a word, says under her breath, "go to a f* elementary school. ". I did not laugh out loud, but thinking back, I wish I had. That is one of the funniest freaking comments any AMP girl / woman has ever made in my presence. Z.

That's hilarious! In this guy's defense though you need to admit that over the last 5 years the ladies have been getting older and older. I remember just 3 years ago, when Lucky's was still around in Rochester, the ladies were late 20's, early 30's, not late 40's to early 60's.

**Zimmm33** · 05-13-22 23:05

Was getting a legit massage at a place that is known to be legit. The provider was outstanding, one of the best I've had in quite a while. This is a place with walls that don't go to the ceiling. A guy comes in and speaks to the mamasan. Says, you have young girl? Mamasan answers yes. Young girl, the guy repeats? My provider who has barely spoken a word, says under her breath, "go to a f* elementary school. ". I did not laugh out loud, but thinking back, I wish I had. That is one of the funniest freaking comments any AMP girl / woman has ever made in my presence. Z.

**Amppro95** · 05-13-22 15:26

Originally Posted by FlyGuy13 [View Original Post]

I agree it's total bullshit when it happens. However sometimes I wonder if it's the ladies too. I stopped going to Dover for this very reason. There was one night I called ahead and she said "yes come now hunny" so I did and she came out of the room where another guy was. I said I'll try again later. I called again 30 min later and specifically asked if she was with someone else. She said "No hunny come now" so I went and low and behold she was still in the room with the guy but was like jo no no it's okay. She took me to the next room and immediately starting jerking me off and made a fake moaning noise which was such a turn off. I should of just left. It was the worst experience I have ever had I paid for 30, was out in 15 I didn't tip and I haven't been back to Dover since.

This is a constant issue in Dover, she could very easily lock the door so she only has one at a time but always trying to squeeze in as much as possible. I would agree that it is sometimes the girl and they are being greedy, instead of telling a walk-in, no call ahead or come back in 45 min, its always 20 min. Then if you paid for the hour she says, sorry honey, too busy, half hour and gives you back 10. I'm not impressed at all, A buddy of mine went to the new Dover yesterday, said there were 3 girls. Nothing great though.

**FlyGuy13** · 05-13-22 08:42

I agree it's total bullshit when it happens. However sometimes I wonder if it's the ladies too. I stopped going to Dover for this very reason. There was one night I called ahead and she said "yes come now hunny" so I did and she came out of the room where another guy was. I said I'll try again later. I called again 30 min later and specifically asked if she was with someone else. She said "No hunny come now" so I went and low and behold she was still in the room with the guy but was like jo no no it's okay. She took me to the next room and immediately starting jerking me off and made a fake moaning noise which was such a turn off. I should of just left. It was the worst experience I have ever had I paid for 30, was out in 15 I didn't tip and I haven't been back to Dover since.

**AntiSane** · 05-12-22 09:58

Originally Posted by Amppro95 [View Original Post]

If he was one of the good ones, he wouldn't have done what he did, he would have called first to make an apt. If the girl comes out of a room, he should politely ask what time to come back and excuse himself.

Sorry, I misread your original reply, my apologies.

**Amppro95** · 05-12-22 09:29

Originally Posted by AntiSane [View Original Post]

Hypocritical much? What if the guy behind the door is one of the good ones?

If he was one of the good ones, he wouldn't have done what he did, he would have called first to make an apt. If the girl comes out of a room, he should politely ask what time to come back and excuse himself.

**MMartin** · 05-12-22 09:22

I think you misunderstood him. He's going right back in a 1/2 hr after his first round was rudely interrupted. He's just targeting the rude idiots. Boss move!

Originally Posted by AntiSane [View Original Post]

Hypocritical much? What if the guy behind the door is one of the good ones?

**MMartin** · 05-12-22 09:19

Priceless! Well done sir!!

Originally Posted by Amppro95 [View Original Post]

I have been saying this over and over for the last few years, I've had it so I just do the same to them, I ask the girl " is he getting a half hour or hour? Then whatever she tells me I go back in at the half way point.

Oh hi, how are you today? Start making small talk, can I get a massage? Oh come back in half hour? Ok, I'll just wait here. If you can make it sooner. I use my loud, outside voice. And as it may be uncomfortable for the girl at that moment, I get a half and I tip her very well, the girl will usually laugh about what I just did and give a little bit more service then she did in round one. I bring extra cash with me every time I go, #1 reason in case she is offering the world, #2 in case I have to do this and ruin some douche bags massage like he did mine.

**AntiSane** · 05-12-22 07:50

Originally Posted by Amppro95 [View Original Post]

I have been saying this over and over for the last few years, I've had it so I just do the same to them, I ask the girl " is he getting a half hour or hour? Then whatever she tells me I go back in at the half way point.

Hypocritical much? What if the guy behind the door is one of the good ones?

**Zimmm33** · 05-12-22 06:54

I like your style. If the place was closer, I would have done something like that. This is 40 minutes each way, so as it is, I don't even do my typical 90 minutes. Just 60 and then run straight back to my local (more easily explainable to wife) area. Z.

Originally Posted by Amppro95 [View Original Post]

I have been saying this over and over for the last few years, I've had it so I just do the same to them, I ask the girl " is he getting a half hour or hour? Then whatever she tells me I go back in at the half way point.

Oh hi, how are you today? Start making small talk, can I get a massage? Oh come back in half hour? Ok, I'll just wait here. If you can make it sooner. I use my loud, outside voice. And as it may be uncomfortable for the girl at that moment, I get a half and I tip her very well, the girl will usually laugh about what I just did and give a little bit more service then she did in round one. I bring extra cash with me every time I go, #1 reason in case she is offering the world, #2 in case I have to do this and ruin some douche bags massage like he did mine.

**Amppro95** · 05-12-22 05:56

Originally Posted by SalemHands [View Original Post]

Well said Z.

I have been saying this over and over for the last few years, I've had it so I just do the same to them, I ask the girl " is he getting a half hour or hour? Then whatever she tells me I go back in at the half way point.

Oh hi, how are you today? Start making small talk, can I get a massage? Oh come back in half hour? Ok, I'll just wait here. If you can make it sooner. I use my loud, outside voice. And as it may be uncomfortable for the girl at that moment, I get a half and I tip her very well, the girl will usually laugh about what I just did and give a little bit more service then she did in round one. I bring extra cash with me every time I go, #1 reason in case she is offering the world, #2 in case I have to do this and ruin some douche bags massage like he did mine.

**SalemHands** · 05-11-22 20:48

Originally Posted by Zimmm33 [View Original Post]

For fuck's sake, use a little common sense.

1. if you walk into a spa, and the girl comes out of one of the rooms, and says she can't see you for an hour, it means there's a guy behind that door wanting his massage. He doesn't want to hear you talking aloud to yourself trying to decide whether to come back at 11. He doesn't want to hear you ask her three times if she is sure she'll be done by 11. A 15-second interaction turned into 3 minutes.

2. this same idiot comes back 20 minutes early, at 10:40. Girl needs to go out and see whether this is a new customer or whatever. It's the same guy. He's decided to wait there in the front where there is really not any room for waiting. For me, the flip had just happened, and hearing this effing asshole is going to be 5 feet beyond the door, completely pisses me off. All mood lost.

The girl comes back in and I tell her to finish me with a scalp and foot massage, forget junior. This is a girl I have seen many times and it's a long effing drive for me to make this visit. It's always a flirty hot time with her giving me a slow sensual HJ.

Thanks a lot asshole.

Z.

Well said Z.