Massage Parlor Reports

**OF Charlie** · 05-02-22 23:24

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Some of you prefer grannies, nothing wrong with that. To each their own. But I am gong to venture and guess that most of you prefer fit, hot and young girls. Well, I will make a bold prediction that BHC will be very busy as it has 2 of my favorite girls here now. Kiki (some of you might know her as KK) just got in tonight and will start tomorrow. For those of you who are not familiar with Kiki, she has been here before at a couple of apartments. Beauty is in the eye of beholder, but I would rank her look in my top 10. She has that bad ass Asian girl look to her, you know the girls you see in car racing movies.

Monday night, April's flight gets in and she will start Tuesday morning. April is someone who needs no introduction. Just go read her reviews when she was here last December if you don't know who April is. Been texting with her ever since her last visit and I would like to think that I deserve some credits for finally convincing her to return to Chicago. She has many fans and I think you guys who are her fans owe me one LOL. I will make another post when her flight lands and she sends me a confirmation text.

BHC stands for Body Heath Center. It's located on Archer by Pershing. You should be able to find it with a simple google, so please don't message for their phone number. Can't go wrong with either girl. I would recommend calling and making an appointment as I have a feeling that they will be busy. Let the line start forming!

Just got a confirmation text that April has arrived and will start tomorrow. Someone already booked the first appointment at 10 am. Whoever you are, you must be her #1 fan. Or maybe I don't love her enough LOL. Kudo to you and your love for her. Anyway, as with any fan favorite, appointment is highly recommended.

**Member #6062** · 05-02-22 23:19

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Sometimes I wonder why I even post PSA for you guys. It's getting tough to see the girls that I write about. Maybe I should stop?? Went to SS this morning to try to repeat with Yumi. Busy. Headed over to BHC to try to see Kiki. Busy too. The girl who opened the door looks quite appealing, so I decided not to wait for Kiki since today is only her second day and she will be here for a while.

Later, I found out her name is Lina. I know the beauty is in the eye of beholder, but to me I find her look to my liking (sorry, no pics to share). The other thing I like about her is that she is very tanned, which is a good change.

I requested a ts to start as I like the girl to know that I am clean. And maybe it's just me, but I really enjoy a girl washing my dick. Inside the room, full menu is available as with all the BHC girls. I want to highlight three activities that she is excellent at. BBBJ, cowgirl riding skill and DFK. Especially, DFK. Her DFK is wet, passionated, long and really into it, with a lot of tongue action. But as always, full disclosure in that kissing is highly YMMV. I know a couple of you have been looking for a DFK girl, so if you two are reading this I recommend Lina to you. Basically, there is something for everyone in Lina, so if you can't get an appointment with Kiki or April there is definitely nothing wrong with Lina. Today is her second day as well, so she will be around for a while.

Speaking of DFK, Juju at SXL also a great choice.

**OF Charlie** · 05-02-22 19:45

Sometimes I wonder why I even post PSA for you guys. It's getting tough to see the girls that I write about. Maybe I should stop?? Went to SS this morning to try to repeat with Yumi. Busy. Headed over to BHC to try to see Kiki. Busy too. The girl who opened the door looks quite appealing, so I decided not to wait for Kiki since today is only her second day and she will be here for a while.

Later, I found out her name is Lina. I know the beauty is in the eye of beholder, but to me I find her look to my liking (sorry, no pics to share). The other thing I like about her is that she is very tanned, which is a good change.

I requested a ts to start as I like the girl to know that I am clean. And maybe it's just me, but I really enjoy a girl washing my dick. Inside the room, full menu is available as with all the BHC girls. I want to highlight three activities that she is excellent at. BBBJ, cowgirl riding skill and DFK. Especially, DFK. Her DFK is wet, passionated, long and really into it, with a lot of tongue action. But as always, full disclosure in that kissing is highly YMMV. I know a couple of you have been looking for a DFK girl, so if you two are reading this I recommend Lina to you. Basically, there is something for everyone in Lina, so if you can't get an appointment with Kiki or April there is definitely nothing wrong with Lina. Today is her second day as well, so she will be around for a while.

**UltimateH56** · 05-02-22 17:18

I see it's still in biz but no reports for years. Anyone been there? In Naperville.

**FellowMonger** · 05-02-22 14:10

Originally Posted by SleepOdyssey [View Original Post]

Was bbj and two pops included? I've been pretty tempted to visit Zara. But I'm tight on cash and the raise for cfs after the door fee seems much less worth it than going with one of the reliable agencies where you know what you're getting and the price is set. If only she was independent or at a regular agency. Still kinda tempted.

I actually pulled out a bit too early on the first round so I didn't finish so she got me hard again and I finished on her tits and a bit on her face. If cash is tight, then no worries but the service and experience were worth it to me.

**Richard7** · 05-02-22 13:30

Chicago massage "girls" are much older than they look. Usually, 50+ approaching 60!

Don't be looking for young ones at massage parlors. They will not let that happen to you.

Looking for a young Asian, look elsewhere.

**EgoThrasher** · 05-02-22 13:15

Going to be in Chicago for the day. What would be the recommendations for a good massage / nuru? I keep seeing the CLM pop up. Any particular providers?

**GeneralObvious** · 05-02-22 08:08

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

My definition of young for an AMP or apartment girls is under 30. It's virtually impossible for a Chinese girl under 25 to get a visa to come to the US. So if your definition of young is someone in their early 20's, good luck in finding her.

Kiki was 27 when I met her back in October 2020. In my review, I wrote about how I knew her age. So, she is either 28 or 29 now, depending on which month her birthday falls on.

April was 28 back in December of last year, so she is either still 28 or is 29 now. If you don't believe me that she is young, just go read her reviews. She has multiple reviews.

With Asian girls, you can almost always subtract at least 5 years from their real age and they would look like that. If a girl who is in her late 20's is too old for you, that is fine. You can keep looking for an early 20's unicorn. It's your money, you can spend it however you like.

There are no under 30 girls working in spas in Chicago. For that, you need to visit an escort, and even then, it's rare. The hands age faster than the face. That is how you tell a person's age.

**SleepOdyssey** · 05-01-22 21:44

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Just reporting out here after seeing multiple threads about her, thought I'd give her a shot myself.

If you've got the money, I would 110% recommend seeing her. I probably overpaid so props to anyone who paid less but the time was totally worth it to me. 2.2 for the hour and 3 for FS. She was so fun to be around and really takes care of you and makes the entire experience feel less transactional and more about having a good time. Plus her body is just absolutely amazing.

Was bbj and two pops included? I've been pretty tempted to visit Zara. But I'm tight on cash and the raise for cfs after the door fee seems much less worth it than going with one of the reliable agencies where you know what you're getting and the price is set. If only she was independent or at a regular agency. Still kinda tempted.

**Jinurso** · 05-01-22 20:05

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

I have tried to chat with girls on the couch on my way out a few times and they want nothing to do with you. The owner should either give them some pointers about possible future customers or put up some sort of a privacy screen so they do not have to look at us heathens.

Jessica once explained to me that the girls there are organized into cliques. If you're with one girl and other girls from her clique are on the couch they will be friendly and chat with you. Otherwise they keep to themselves because they are worried about being seen as poachers.

I don't have a personal observation about it because I usually try to get in and out without being seen by the other girls for a lot of complicated reasons.

**OF Charlie** · 05-01-22 15:47

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I had a similar experience with an Erica. She was going to start with CBJ, but I had her get me hard with her hand and then went straight to the fucking. She and the other girl there were typical apartment girls from Flushing with bolt-ons, better English than usual. First time in Chicago for both of them, said that they would be there for another month.

819 is partly owned by the SS owner. Erica was at SS for a few days before moving over to 819. There were a couple reviews of her in the apartment thread. I actually met her at an apartment like 3 years ago, but she hasn't been back here since.

Not every girl who works at SS will be going to 819 immediately after, but I am sure some will. This is a postive development as we need more talents. More competition is good for us guys.

**FellowMonger** · 05-01-22 11:59

Just reporting out here after seeing multiple threads about her, thought I'd give her a shot myself.

If you've got the money, I would 110% recommend seeing her. I probably overpaid so props to anyone who paid less but the time was totally worth it to me. 2.2 for the hour and 3 for FS. She was so fun to be around and really takes care of you and makes the entire experience feel less transactional and more about having a good time. Plus her body is just absolutely amazing.

**Fit312** · 05-01-22 09:08

Originally Posted by GWheaton [View Original Post]

First, met Abby at 8** S. Western. Very petite 30 ish Asian. She has a nice smile and you get the vibe she is dtf from the moment I walked in. She was also wearing a really short dress with no panties. 30 minutes was $60. She started the massage and I started rubbing her legs. She asked what I wanted and I said to fuck. Asked for 200 but agreed on 160. BBBJ, five, tiny little titties. Cfs and you can stand up while she rides you. It was a lot of fun. I will be back.

I had a similar experience with an Erica. She was going to start with CBJ, but I had her get me hard with her hand and then went straight to the fucking. She and the other girl there were typical apartment girls from Flushing with bolt-ons, better English than usual. First time in Chicago for both of them, said that they would be there for another month.

**OF Charlie** · 05-01-22 07:40

Originally Posted by Dddubs2 [View Original Post]

Young as in 20's? Or 30's?

My definition of young for an AMP or apartment girls is under 30. It's virtually impossible for a Chinese girl under 25 to get a visa to come to the US. So if your definition of young is someone in their early 20's, good luck in finding her.

Kiki was 27 when I met her back in October 2020. In my review, I wrote about how I knew her age. So, she is either 28 or 29 now, depending on which month her birthday falls on.

April was 28 back in December of last year, so she is either still 28 or is 29 now. If you don't believe me that she is young, just go read her reviews. She has multiple reviews.

With Asian girls, you can almost always subtract at least 5 years from their real age and they would look like that. If a girl who is in her late 20's is too old for you, that is fine. You can keep looking for an early 20's unicorn. It's your money, you can spend it however you like.

**Moejoo** · 05-01-22 07:24

Originally Posted by GWheaton [View Original Post]

I had 2 meetups this week.

First, met Abby at 8** S. Western. Very petite 30 ish Asian. She has a nice smile and you get the vibe she is dtf from the moment I walked in. She was also wearing a really short dress with no panties. 30 minutes was $60. She started the massage and I started rubbing her legs. She asked what I wanted and I said to fuck. Asked for 200 but agreed on 160. BBBJ, five, tiny little titties. Cfs and you can stand up while she rides you. It was a lot of fun. I will be back.

Second, Laura at CLM. Negative experience and won't return. She is a lot older than her pics. Her face really shows it She takes care of herself but too skinny for me. I could not understand her accent. No chemistry at all so just got a handjob with roaming for the door fee of 160. Won't go back to see her. CLM sucks. Walking out I saw two other girls on the couch and said hi and they both looked at me in silence. It's a shame they have no social skills.

I have tried to chat with girls on the couch on my way out a few times and they want nothing to do with you. The owner should either give them some pointers about possible future customers or put up some sort of a privacy screen so they do not have to look at us heathens.