Massage Parlor Reports

[Kijimuna]

Stopped in here last week. Got a great massage with a lot of teasing from a super cute young tiny 90 lb Chinese girl in a oversized lab coat. Nothing extra offered and I didn't ask, as I was only there for a legit massage. But I would bet there are some extras to be had.

[NightHawk 1967]

Sometimes, I like the thrill of the hunt. The board is great and advertisements are always a positive source of discovering whether extras can be ascertained at an AMP, but they aren't all that necessary and by paying close attention and looking out for obvious signs and signals you could pretty much leave any session happy.

Here are some tips…

6) Don't be afraid to ask. After the massage of course. Never ask if a place does happy endings when you first get there or over the phone that's just stupid. But when the massage is finished you can ask the provider if they're comfortable touching your junior. The worst response you'll get is a firm no. No harm no foul.

I've been mongering for decades and this is a great list. I'll add my two cents to the very important #6. In my early days I'd wait for the massage to begin before I asked. After wasting some bucks at "legit" places or those that provide only HJ (I only want FS and BJ), I learned that it's best for me to ask as soon as I get to the room and before I lay out any money. I usually smile big, look them in the eye, get real close, and say "I'm here for full service" and nicely put my hands around their waist. 9/10 they respond nicely. If I believe they aren't quite sure if I'm LE, etc. Then I'll run my hands toward her butt and maybe even grab a handful. Works well for me.

[NightHawk 1967]

Lucy is gone. Met a new girl, very nice. Not nearly as hot a Lucy. HH. Got CBJ, not very good. She gets on top, we pound away. She tells me to stop because the table it laud. We're fucking in mish for maybe 2 min, and I ask her if I can cum on her face (Lucy always wanted it) hard NO. Blew in the bag.

While she's cleaning up, I stroked out another one and she caught it in her hands.

Does anyone know where Lucy went? She let me MSOG as many time as a I could. 5 was the best I had.

Man5 X MSOGimpressive! I've only been able to blow 3 x in a 1-hour session. My favorite ending is COF, but there aren't many providers in Greenbelt Maryland that allow it. I'm not too far from NOVA, and will make the drive if you mongers can point me toward a pretty face that I can blow on. Thanks and be safe.

[Rogeratthelake]

Lucy is gone. Met a new girl, very nice. Not nearly as hot a Lucy. HH. Got CBJ, not very good. She gets on top, we pound away. She tells me to stop because the table it laud. We're fucking in mish for maybe 2 min, and I ask her if I can cum on her face (Lucy always wanted it) hard NO. Blew in the bag.

While she's cleaning up, I stroked out another one and she caught it in her hands.

Does anyone know where Lucy went? She let me MSOG as many time as a I could. 5 was the best I had.

[BD490]

TOFTT on a listing found on Craigslist because my go-to's weren't available.

Dreamed of a lady by the name Remi (unsure hard to understand her well). Despite the language barrier, she was comfortable and enjoyed conversation. Unfortunately, but not surprisingly, she did not look like the person in the ad, do not go based on the photo in the ad. Please. I warned you. But if you can ignore the photo.

By NOVA AMP standards, she was very pretty, especially at her age (late 30- early 40's?) but I'm more into young spinners. She wasn't a spinner, but not overweight, she had an average body shape. However very soft in all areas. Was able to OTC, but YMMV (tip: be flirty, compliment them, it goes far). Huge D bolt-ons that felt soft to touch. If my eyes were closed I may have thought they were real. The massage was okay, nothing to write home about. I will note her medium was very strong, but that was fine because it definitely took some knots out of me. Teasing however, was very on point. Heck, it was the highlight and sole reason why I may have considered going back. She thoroughly teased the boys and behind. Overall, she was a nice lady to converse with and the highlight was the teasing during the massage. Damage was $. 20 for the hr, and. 8 for naked HE. Definitely more than what I would've like to pay, but eh it's been awhile for me. G I've it a shot, I enjoyed my time.

In short:

Face - 6/10.

Body - 5/10.

Massage - 4/10 (but Tease - 10/10).

Personality - (7/10).

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...460141745.html

[Assman To You]

I was just wondering if anyone had any info on Mimi from smile therapy and Cindy from reston wellness. How big are their tits? How are their nipples? Would very much appreciate any info since I passed down my top 5 list, LOL.

I popped in to see if she was there and whomever I met said she was away till next week. Please post if someone verifys her return.

[Cbsbb]

Couples massage tables--not always legitimate.

Very true. One of the places I go routinely for FS has a couples massage table room.

[Cbsbb]

Also, anyone have intel on lily at Cici's in Fredericksburg and Wendy at Fredericksburg. How big are their tits? Nice nipples?

I don't know Wendy but Lily is legit. Nice face and really nice soft breasts. She does TJ and Russian as well.

[Kijimuna]

I've seen chatter on the forum about a Reeya / Raaya, but hard to tell if this is that same person.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../21135086.html

Any intel? She looks quite pretty in the pics. Not too busty. Guess average body. Specifically looking for massage experience. I love a good, strong massage first and foremost.

She is not the original Reeya, who was a legit 20 year old fitness model. She made her money and left the game.

[Abba91]

If they offer their massage thru Groupon. I would bet that spas advertising on Groupon are going to be more legitimate. Since clients can be very broad, they'll more likely be legit.

Offers couples massages. If the place has multiple tables in one room, I would guess that they are legitimate as well.

Couples massage tables--not always legitimate.

[DanteDk07]

Please provide intel on them. Anyone?

Also, anyone have intel on lily at Cici's in Fredericksburg and Wendy at Fredericksburg. How big are their tits? Nice nipples?

[DanteDk07]

Tell you the truth, she has slimmed down belly and face. I was wondering why so many recent reviews. She looking nice. Face 5. 5 not ugly at all. Breast looking nice on slimmer body but ass not there on the standing up. In doggy little cushion though. Her CBJ nothing to write home about but takes the D well and gets into it.

Didn't see roommates. I haven't in some time.

And roommate was my go to.

Never told me know about any service is all I will say.

But seems she more madam now. The new KK. And I know mongers run back. But believe you this. They expose you right back to me.

Give her a try. My first time seeing her a few weeks ago since she first moved in.

I agree that I don't see why people have nitpicks about Tara.

She isn't fan. She has slimmed down a bit. She is naturally a big bodied woman.

And I assume most of us here like big tits. And I think she has the best ones I saw so far. Please tell me if you have seen better.

Even in the looks department, she isn't bad and has a cute look. Much better appearance than someone like KK in my opinion.

And she is nice and hospitable.

[Metloaf]

Does she have an attractive body? Tara was overweight in my book. I like mid size tits, not really into the hugh ones, but I do like a fit body.

Tell you the truth, she has slimmed down belly and face. I was wondering why so many recent reviews. She looking nice. Face 5. 5 not ugly at all. Breast looking nice on slimmer body but ass not there on the standing up. In doggy little cushion though. Her CBJ nothing to write home about but takes the D well and gets into it.

Didn't see roommates. I haven't in some time.

And roommate was my go to.

Never told me know about any service is all I will say.

But seems she more madam now. The new KK. And I know mongers run back. But believe you this. They expose you right back to me.

Give her a try. My first time seeing her a few weeks ago since she first moved in.

[TheDrowned]

Thought I had read some decent things recently about Sunny at 234. I'll start of with saying NOT impressed. I called to confirm that I could see her (I was hoping maybe it was the same Sunny who used to be at Cosmos. I was told by Jenny that she's still somewhere in the area. It was not her). I was shown into a room by Sunny, who is short, older, and not in great shape. I figured I'd still give a go, as I heard there were extras available. Table shower was fairly thorough, after which I was shown into the sauna. After a few minutes she returned, and I asked her to join me. She came in, got on her knees and gave some quick attention to my shaft and balls with her tongue. That seemed promising, then she lifted her dress and gave some P2P rubbing while putting my hands over her bare chest. Again. Promising.

Back to the room for a decent, but not great, massage. After the flip she asked what I wanted and how much I would pay. We she wanted 160 for oral and 200 for all (on top of the $80 house fee. I could see a super hot K Girl for that, or just a little more). We settled on 140 for BJ. After the initial play in the sauna, I had reason to believe this would be BBBJ. She started out with the old trick where she tries to make you think it's bare, but a good giveaway is that she had pulled out some lube. No way she's swallowing that! After some time I got her to move off the table, telling her I wanted to watch. I leaned against the table and she suddenly left the room. When she came back, she did the old trick of putting a cover on with her mouth. Obviously she was full of crap when she was initially giving what was supposed to be bare. After a few minutes she stopped and asked if I was close. I got her to keep going, and finally pulled off the cover to finish manually. She had a towel on the floor and had me finish on her hands, and down on the towel (got me wondering how many miss the towel and shoot on the carpet.)

All in all a pretty disappointing experience. I will NOT be back to see her.

If I'm speaking honestly.

I have a much better time with AMP girls who draw boundaries. Some girls are HJ only and won't do mouth, and it's something about keeping expectations in line with honesty. Something I not only can respect but can’t be disappointed by either. You know what you’re getting and they can only exceed your expectations rather than set you up for disappointment with false promises

I hate AMP girls who make promises like BBJ and then take your money. Then cheat you out with a fake or cop out with a cover and then try to finish by hand. The end result isn't much different than had you just settled for. 6 HJ anyway, so when that shit happens to me I feel cheated out of an extra. 8.

When they fake it or try to introduce a cover into the scenario, I can't even hold my erection half the time. I'm deflated both physically and emotionally. It's a such a mood killer. And that's why finding those rare gems where you literally get what you pay for (and are promised) is so hard to find here in NOVA. The last time I got a good BBBJCIM was with Kay back when she worked at new paradise in Franconia. If anyone can find someone like that, keep them as long as you can!

As much as I wish for finding something (or someone) like that on a consistent basis, I won't hold my breath. Keep on dreaming.

Water forgets the names of the. Something something.

[SexBear]

I had seen Ronda a few times. Overall an excellent experience. Great tits. I didn't think they were enhanced tho.

Does she have an attractive body? Tara was overweight in my book. I like mid size tits, not really into the hugh ones, but I do like a fit body.