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**KoolKeith323** · 02-27-22 09:32

Has anyone seen this girl?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/lanegritatrucha

**BigM1** · 02-26-22 12:59

Well, I did see her and she is a freak between the sheets.

BBBJ, cycled through multiple positions, FOV, FIV, DFK with lip biting, etc.

She likes to look at you with this passionate stare while you are giving her a good pounding.

Originally Posted by MRNimbus [View Original Post]

Got Intel she is a freak and worth every min. But was told patience will win with this one. I'm on day 4 of talking to her and trying to set something up. It always ends of something on her end either she slept in too late or she's having a negative energy vibe at the moment. I don't know if this is how she test guys but I'm give it couple more days. Was told she is thicker and full throttle sex machine. I'll update if operation bang the Wiccan is a success.

**HapaBoy86** · 02-25-22 23:07

Originally Posted by MRNimbus [View Original Post]

Got Intel she is a freak and worth every min. But was told patience will win with this one. I'm on day 4 of talking to her and trying to set something up. It always ends of something on her end either she slept in too late or she's having a negative energy vibe at the moment. I don't know if this is how she test guys but I'm give it couple more days. Was told she is thicker and full throttle sex machine. I'll update if operation bang the Wiccan is a success.

I saw her twice and she is kinda YMMV.

First time was good and I got everything I wanted just she said No sticking jr into her starfish and even offered here a nice tip. But she declined no biggie.

2nd time lets just say she was not hygiene eatable and bo around the neck. That coochy smelled sour and did a dip text with my finger and damn Starkist Tuna was stank.

**GuysTT2** · 02-25-22 22:59

Originally Posted by MRNimbus [View Original Post]

Got Intel she is a freak and worth every min. But was told patience will win with this one. I'm on day 4 of talking to her and trying to set something up. It always ends of something on her end either she slept in too late or she's having a negative energy vibe at the moment. I don't know if this is how she test guys but I'm give it couple more days. Was told she is thicker and full throttle sex machine. I'll update if operation bang the Wiccan is a success.

I have been eyeballin her for a while. I am sooo curious. I am going to step up the pursuit now that you mentioned that she's rockin. LOL.

**MR Nimbus** · 02-25-22 16:52

Got Intel she is a freak and worth every min. But was told patience will win with this one. I'm on day 4 of talking to her and trying to set something up. It always ends of something on her end either she slept in too late or she's having a negative energy vibe at the moment. I don't know if this is how she test guys but I'm give it couple more days. Was told she is thicker and full throttle sex machine. I'll update if operation bang the Wiccan is a success.

**MR Nimbus** · 02-25-22 16:43

Originally Posted by PewpHead [View Original Post]

Part of the Enclave crew.

Pics: accurate and they're her. She's a little bit thicker now and her tits don't stand out as much because she's more filled out. Big / full ass though.

Looks: Her face looks like a young Katie Holmes crossed with Drew Barrymore. Very cute and young looking. Looks college age. Has short bluish hair. Her tits look to me like C cups now. They're very soft / natural and she has cute small nips. She seemed a bit heavier than her pics. I didn't mind, though, even though I tend to like skinny, tight bodies. She still looks good, and has a big ass. I'm just a sucker for big bust-to-waist ratios, which isn't as prominent as the pics now. MR Nimbus wrote they seem smaller, but I think they're the same size, she just filled out more so the contrast isn't as noticeable.

Attitude / Service: She has a very cool and open personality. She said she's into the "daddy" thing. She only doesn't like intense eye contact. Her BJ was very PSE, moreso than any other girl I've seen. She sucks hard and fast, and will deep throat with 0 gag reflex. It's honestly the kind of dick sucking I've only seen in porn. It's pretty hot to have this intensely cute, innocent looking girl work your shaft like that. She was fine with DFK but I got the impression that it was YMMV. Obviously you should shower right before you come over. For sex, we did doggy in front of the mirror. Very hot to see her cute face and tits bounce while you grip that big juicy ass. Then she did cowgirl. She is again PSE on top and really bounces and grinds aggressively. Then doggy on the bed, and I asked her to twerk on my dick, which she gladly did, and was amazing at. Super hot. Then missionary, which was the one position she wasn't as into. Finally she switched to BJ to finish, and normally it's really difficult for me to finish from a blowjob, but she got it done. One slightly worrying thing was that a matter of seconds after I came in her mouth, a 30 min alarm went off on her phone. Idk what would have happened if I didn't cross the line in time.

When I was cleaning up I heard it go off, I thought the same thing like WTF she had a damn timer on!? I know for fact Kendra didn't have a timer set cause few times I almost went 2 rounds when I only went for hhr. Shelby I did not hear any alarm either but there was a guy in the other room I chit chatted with her for a min when I left I look on my phone I was there about 45 minutes or so. Agree definitely worth the visit and repeats.

**PewpHead** · 02-25-22 11:07

Part of the Enclave crew.

Pics: accurate and they're her. She's a little bit thicker now and her tits don't stand out as much because she's more filled out. Big / full ass though.

Looks: Her face looks like a young Katie Holmes crossed with Drew Barrymore. Very cute and young looking. Looks college age. Has short bluish hair. Her tits look to me like C cups now. They're very soft / natural and she has cute small nips. She seemed a bit heavier than her pics. I didn't mind, though, even though I tend to like skinny, tight bodies. She still looks good, and has a big ass. I'm just a sucker for big bust-to-waist ratios, which isn't as prominent as the pics now. MR Nimbus wrote they seem smaller, but I think they're the same size, she just filled out more so the contrast isn't as noticeable.

Attitude / Service: She has a very cool and open personality. She said she's into the "daddy" thing. She only doesn't like intense eye contact. Her BJ was very PSE, moreso than any other girl I've seen. She sucks hard and fast, and will deep throat with 0 gag reflex. It's honestly the kind of dick sucking I've only seen in porn. It's pretty hot to have this intensely cute, innocent looking girl work your shaft like that. She was fine with DFK but I got the impression that it was YMMV. Obviously you should shower right before you come over. For sex, we did doggy in front of the mirror. Very hot to see her cute face and tits bounce while you grip that big juicy ass. Then she did cowgirl. She is again PSE on top and really bounces and grinds aggressively. Then doggy on the bed, and I asked her to twerk on my dick, which she gladly did, and was amazing at. Super hot. Then missionary, which was the one position she wasn't as into. Finally she switched to BJ to finish, and normally it's really difficult for me to finish from a blowjob, but she got it done. One slightly worrying thing was that a matter of seconds after I came in her mouth, a 30 min alarm went off on her phone. Idk what would have happened if I didn't cross the line in time.

Expense: $320 hour $220 half hour Rim is +100. Repeat? Yes. If you're into her type she's absolutely worth it.

**MR Nimbus** · 02-24-22 17:59

Malditacyn.

Thick pale skinned Latina, a lot of tattoos definitely my kinda of gal Her curvy body is my kryptnite soon as she opened the door in a thong and big ass tits hanging out I was like a ravaged wolf smelling prey. Very cool vibes and had some make up hair done she look great. I got to ravage that tight small pink pussy. Only CBJ with this one lads but I was still into it! Fucking her face while I finger bang her twat and got it pouring wet. Pretty much any position is green light. Almost got me on the start in mish damn pussy felt to good had to take quick min let my self re-Adjust I'd be damned if I became a min man this day upon pounding some fantastic Latina puss. She's from Vegas doesn't come out quite often to SoCal area, but she will every now and than I caught her in the Oc. I've been texting her to stay updated definitely a save for my phonebook. Repeat fuck yes.

SierraSunshine.

Sorta last min thing for me, caught her up on Anaheim. A little different in the face from her pics, I was thinking she was a Latina but she seems more mixed and on the white side doesn't bother me, had bunch of cute freckles all over her cheeks. Instantly cool vibe and was pretty funny actually. In between the size of petite and somewhat curvy nice little booty and perky tits with pierced nips. Little bit of hair on the down south region. Very tight and small box and her clit sticking out like a sore thumb. Got her buttered up for the main course and she took it all like a champ. Her BBBJ caught me off guard cause it was very wet but she pulled out the one hand and tip style damn near made me tap had to stop her I was very intrigued. Overall good time and would repeat, I did notice her hhr rate went up but didn't bother me just FYI.

Kyliemaris.

Now the golden one around here. Petite chicks aren't really my thing but I can't help it if the pleasure is good and they suck the demon out of me. She's a Oc enclave crew so if you know than you know. Upon meeting she was pretty chatty and engaging she was even talking to me while I was in the shower. Very little make up on if none, but very cute! Young ass girl next door look I think she's at least 18. Petite body, tiny little bubbly butt and perky boobs, to me they are bit smaller in person but it's all good. She's not as pale skin more of a tan now if you guys are into the pale orc types. BBBJ oh damn she performed an exorcism on my cock crazy spit flying every where and moaning and deep throating wish I could have recorded it. She hop on top of me and literally started fucking me I just laid there like oh shit! She knows what she's doing when she's on top just hold the hell on lads. Did couple other positions and I had too! Usually I don't but CIM and it was glorious. My only rant is the damn bed is loud in doggy I couldn't really take it to her damn bed sounded like it was going to exploded. So far Kylie and Kendra are my favs, Shelby was a drag for me.

Next on my list will be Stella. Nova I want to pound them glorious breast of hers. Plus blonde hair Latinas give me butterfly's.

I am of my father the Devil and the lust of my father I will do.

**Juanchoo** · 02-24-22 17:36

Have anyone have experience doubles / threesome with the 99 girls? Samantha21 GFE is great, very accommodating, clean provider nice and submissive LOL.

**GuysTT2** · 02-23-22 21:53

Originally Posted by KoolKeith323 [View Original Post]

Are you serious? Looks nothing like her pics? Wow!

She's HUGE. Like short and not chunky...... FAT. Like ROTUND. NOWHERE looking like her pics. They are SUUUUPER deceiving. I'm pretty sure she's posting pics from when she was on the site back in the day.

**JungleFun** · 02-10-22 20:28

Originally Posted by PewpHead [View Original Post]

I hate having to give bad reviews, especially to women I saw previously who were much better previously. I saw hot-Krystyn in Feb 2021 when she was new. She was pretty good. Not anymore.

No makeup. Bad breath. Terrible BJ. Told me to cum 10 sec after penetrating her. Insisted we stay super quiet because she has "roommates". Insisted I thrust slowly because normal sex would make too much noise. After a few minutes into an hr, tried to get me to stop sex in order to do a BJ. Closed eyes and turned head. She used to be into rough sex, but now is a dead fish who won't let you do anything. Her $2 bus stop crackhead "roommate" who has a "boyfriend" knocks and asks if she's done and if she can come in. WTF. When I pulled out to cum, she leapt away like I just dropped a snake on her pussy.

I honestly feel gross. The only positive is that her fake tits look good and she has small areolas with eraser nips. Qq100, hh150, hr200.

She was almost like that with me when I saw her last year, one and done. I guess the money dried up so she's back with gps now. She's good for those older mongers who can come quick and like it soft I guess. There's a market for everyone.

**TheZorak** · 02-10-22 02:05

Originally Posted by LongInTheGame [View Original Post]

The hair is a wig. She is not new to HX. I know she had two different names on HX previously. I would ask her who she was when you PM her.

Yeesh, thanks for the heads-up. If I did she'd probably block me LOL. Still kinda curious to hit it.

**LongInTheGame** · 02-09-22 15:18

Originally Posted by TheZorak [View Original Post]

There's a new girl from a couple weeks ago named LanaLoveLane. Any brave soldiers tried and have feedback to give? I would TOFTT except she has quite a lot of negative ratings and I don't have sampling money.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanaLoveLane

The hair is a wig. She is not new to HX. I know she had two different names on HX previously. I would ask her who she was when you PM her.

**Jedi69** · 02-09-22 10:54

Originally Posted by IslandFan [View Original Post]

She was only doing hr appts and was asking too much (for me) on possibly YMMV disappointing service. Her new pics she posted still looked good.

Truly one of the hottest bodies on Hx. Maybe gained a couple of pounds, but went to her ass. Abs, arms, tits, and legs are all still tight AF.

You are right though about the exceedingly YMMV service. I know the secret to maximizing kaikai's sesh. I use every square inch of that perfect pale body for my depravity and pleasure.