Massage Parlor Reports

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-09-22 12:57

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Is it First Class massage? LOL you are talking about. Great grannies with big ol titties and nice asses.

Ok, I will come clean. What nobody will tell you, but I will. Is that F&C is short for Fungus and Crabs. Now you know the secret to dial into your decoder ring. The place is Chinese granny central. It gets way too much face time here on the board (yes, I am guilty too). What amazes me is that with all the posts here, the few times that I have visited Fungus and Crabs there has been either no traffic or just one other monger. These were all during what I would consider prime time. Maybe the GILFs have more leisure time than I expected. Lastly, if you truly want to get your F&C scout patch you need to experience Lucy (bb not required), Coco and two other random providers.

**SaltyDog** · 02-09-22 11:12

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Is it First Class massage? LOL you are talking about. Great grannies with big ol titties and nice asses.

Are you going to do a review on First Class Massage?

I found it using Google maps.

BTW welcome to the forum and I'll be waiting for your first review.

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-09-22 10:46

Originally Posted by Steven007 [View Original Post]

This is a family owned business, there is no Jenny that works here, someone is just spamming our business. We have regular massages only. Please look elsewhere.

All good, but I am curious why a legit MT business owner would participate in this forum. Sounds sus to me. Do you monger on the side?. Maybe you have some good insights to share?.

**HeadorTail** · 02-09-22 10:10

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**ArtVandalay90** · 02-09-22 09:18

Originally Posted by Ekali [View Original Post]

So this past Sunday I got the urge to go mongering, specifically for a Latina MP. Only experience with a LMP was Cozy Acupuncture, and while the service was ok and cheap, the provider wasn't really my type. Since I've seen a few posts on here talking about how Anaheim has a lot of talent, I decided to head there. I also use RM to supplement my research, although just the free version where you can't see any review details.

I headed out to Holistic Massage Spa, since there were pretty good reviews on this thread and the most recent RM review was posted 3 weeks ago, so I figured it was a go. When I get there the door is locked. I look inside the window and the place looks empty. RM said opened daily so I guess they are closed permanently. OK I'll go somewhere else.

Hot Latina on Katella is a dump, don't bother. I went there a few years ago since they're open until around 4 am, but it's not worth it. Holistic in Anaheim was great and open for years, but they finally moved. New location is on 17th St in Santa Ana. I haven't been over to check it out, but it's supposedly all the same talent that were in Anaheim.

**Ekali** · 02-09-22 03:38

So this past Sunday I got the urge to go mongering, specifically for a Latina MP. Only experience with a LMP was Cozy Acupuncture, and while the service was ok and cheap, the provider wasn't really my type. Since I've seen a few posts on here talking about how Anaheim has a lot of talent, I decided to head there. I also use RM to supplement my research, although just the free version where you can't see any review details.

I headed out to Holistic Massage Spa, since there were pretty good reviews on this thread and the most recent RM review was posted 3 weeks ago, so I figured it was a go. When I get there the door is locked. I look inside the window and the place looks empty. RM said opened daily so I guess they are closed permanently. OK I'll go somewhere else. I head over to Brookhurst Acupuncture since there's a RM review posted 5 days ago and open daily, they have to be in business still right? Nope door is locked too, place looks completely empty from the tinted windows to Alright, third time's a charm so I go over to the place titled "Hot Latina Massage" on RM (have also seen it referred to as Passion Massage) located on 1807 Katella. The little courtyard in that place gave me ominous vibes for some reason. Door was locked and no one answered the door when I rang the bell. What the hell does RM have the wrong business hours and are all MPs closed Sundays usually? All the providers at church?

Disgruntled and blue balled, I give up and decide to head home. On the way back, I notice Star's Therapy on Glassell in Orange. I was always curious about this place so I made a stop. I was greeted by a young Mexican papasan. $50 for 30 min. The provider I got was Mia, light skin kinda thick Mexican with fake boobs and butt. Friendly and made small talk, English was ok. Massage was basically non existent LOL. She put some type of hot pad / heat compress (thing on my back, lightly massaged my upper back, and massaged my head for like a couple minutes. After that, she asks what I want, so I tell her FS. Didn't request a specific amount but I donated $120. She grinded on me with her panties on, then gave a CBJ. For the CFS we started in doggy, finished in missionary. Said she works Sundays. Would probably come back for Latina FS, but I could get a decent massage with FS at my ATF or other AMPs. Curious about the other talent here though.

Probably not going to go to Anaheim in the near future at least since I struck out so bad on my first three choices LOL. Was considering King's Acupuncture as a fourth option initially. Might check it out in the future but I'm mostly going to stick to Orange, SA, or CM.

**Ekali** · 02-09-22 03:00

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Hi can anyone tell me where is this Fair Dr place?

Assuming he is talking about 440 Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa. It's like a open courtyard with a lot of AMPs there.

**Porkys1980** · 02-09-22 02:00

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Eyyo seriosly, why would someone want to bang asian granny with fake tits? There are plenty of them in any night club in Westminster that will do it for free.

Is it First Class massage? LOL you are talking about. Great grannies with big ol titties and nice asses.

**Caribe** · 02-09-22 01:28

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Eyyo seriosly, why would someone want to bang asian granny with fake tits? There are plenty of them in any night club in Westminster that will do it for free.

LOL! Where are these night clubs? Got some club names? I'd like to try some pickup lines on some GILFs.

**Steven007** · 02-08-22 22:44

This is a family owned business, there is no Jenny that works here, someone is just spamming our business. We have regular massages only. Please look elsewhere.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-08-22 22:28

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

Guys, guys. There is only one reason to go to F&C. Lucy. Call ahead and make an appointment. Bareback anything you want and she LOVES it. Always smiling and cheerful, WANTS you to CIM, CIP whatever. Cleans you (and her) up meticulously. Zero reports of anyone getting an STD. She's happy with a 70-80 tip. Yes, I have a regular MT at another place but maybe once a month I get the BB itch and visit Lucy. She's not a 20 year old spinner but she sure delivers.

Eyyo seriosly, why would someone want to bang asian granny with fake tits? There are plenty of them in any night club in Westminster that will do it for free.

**Steven007** · 02-08-22 22:11

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**Nice Guy 99** · 02-08-22 21:27

Originally Posted by Handylover [View Original Post]

The one time I went F&C I got her too. Ugh! I was able to hold out after the back rub and turn down multiple asks to give me a handy. Just couldn't do it. And that laugh of hers sounded like she smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Kudos to you for getting hard with all that going on! I never went back!.

Guys, guys. There is only one reason to go to F&C. Lucy. Call ahead and make an appointment. Bareback anything you want and she LOVES it. Always smiling and cheerful, WANTS you to CIM, CIP whatever. Cleans you (and her) up meticulously. Zero reports of anyone getting an STD. She's happy with a 70-80 tip. Yes, I have a regular MT at another place but maybe once a month I get the BB itch and visit Lucy. She's not a 20 year old spinner but she sure delivers.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-08-22 19:55

Originally Posted by Westttwon [View Original Post]

Still 120 but 40 house fee. Some providers will do more for like an extra tip.

They charged me 160 last time. Sunday night girl with nice boobs and butt. Tattoo on butt.

**HandyLover** · 02-08-22 19:45

Originally Posted by CalTheImpaler [View Original Post]

Against my better judgement, I ventured over to F&C after work. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me, but there I was and as luck may have it, I got Coco. I think I get a better massage when my dog walks on top of me than what I got from Coco. On the flip she asked for $ for a HJ. I said I would pass. Eventually we got down to. 4 and it was game on. She jackhammered so hard that I thought she was going to rip my ballsack off. All the while she was making some heavy breathing Darth Vader sounds. I didn't know WTF was going on. I just want it to be over with my scrotum still attached. Blessed be the monger that I survived this horrific encounter the Darth Coco. I shall endeavor not to return to the forsaken realm known as F&C.Actually I will probably be back to hit one of the other hags. I just can't help myself.

The one time I went F&C I got her too. Ugh! I was able to hold out after the back rub and turn down multiple asks to give me a handy. Just couldn't do it. And that laugh of hers sounded like she smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Kudos to you for getting hard with all that going on! I never went back!.