Massage Parlor Reports

[CalTheImpaler]

Against my better judgement, I ventured over to F&C after work. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me, but there I was and as luck may have it, I got Coco. I think I get a better massage when my dog walks on top of me than what I got from Coco. On the flip she asked for $ for a HJ. I said I would pass. Eventually we got down to. 4 and it was game on. She jackhammered so hard that I thought she was going to rip my ballsack off. All the while she was making some heavy breathing Darth Vader sounds. I didn't know WTF was going on. I just want it to be over with my scrotum still attached. Blessed be the monger that I survived this horrific encounter the Darth Coco. I shall endeavor not to return to the forsaken realm known as F&C.Actually I will probably be back to hit one of the other hags. I just can't help myself.

[Grimmy23]

One more thing I forgot to add is that Zelda has admittedly short fingers, so if she can't reach your button, she'll want to use one of her toys on you. To me, it's not the same as a finger, and not my favorite effect. Still a good experience though, mind bending.

Yeah, when Zelda broke that dildo out my first thought was oh hell no, you're not shoving that thing up my ass. She got me nice and relaxed though, and when she got it in there it was actually enjoyable. When you see Zelda you just have to get yourself into that Zen and understand that you're in for something very different, and you're probably going to experience an orgasm like nine you've ever had before. I actually came twice with her, which I never do. The first one was dry. I came really hard and was out of breath. She said "that was hot but I didn't get any of the good stuff. Let's keep going. " I was like oh fuck. LOL. She kept working (I don't even want to know what noises came out of me) and about 5 minutes later I erupted all over her hands. I didn't even know I was capable of shooting that much cum out at once. When I went home and took a nap because I needed one.

[Grimmy23]

I realize I'm just another Joe asking for input. I get it if you don't feel like helping out. However, If you are up for sharing your advice please respond or PM me.

I'll be in town for the weekend, unrelated to the Super Bowl. However, my experience is that many people use the SB to crack down on paid fun, and primarily sex trafficking of minors (more power to them). Given I'd like to stay as far away from that as possible, I'm thinking I'll go the AMP route with an established record and good recommendations. This forum is full of good info, and I have some leads. And even some help from a local re: F&C. But, there are almost too many choices and opinions on the forum for an out -of-towner with limited time! I'm used to two options where I'm at.

I'm looking for recs of something close to the Hyatt (on Chapman south of Disney). My window of opportunity will be limited to Thursday, Friday and Saturday morning, and I'll be trying to hit two places. I'll likely be Ubering. Ideal scenario is Nuru, but otherwise a younger (20-30's) slim CFS option would be great. Any feedback (high and low priced) is greatly appreciated. Right now, based on my research I'm leaning towards Palms or Newport Nuru (because Zelda is booked!

Honestly I'm pretty much done with the AMP game. Why? Because over 30+ years in the hobby, they're all the same freaking thing, no matter what city or state you're in. It's almost always a half assed massage, flip, negotiate tip, then whatever finish you negotiated, all from a 30-something to 40-something ok looking Asian girl. There are of course rare exceptions where you get a young hottie, but for the most part, AMP experiences for me are pretty much meh, been there done that too many times. That's just me though.

It's hard to go wrong at Palms in terms of a lot of body on body contact with a young hottie. I've never been to Palms. I've been to Havana which is their sister location- but a few of the girls work both places. I've never been disappointed there. Always hot girls. Some are better with technique with others, but you always get a fully naked body sliding on yours. It's HJ only though and the girls stick to that strictly. Some will do prostate for a little extra. Not "Zelda" prostate or anything close, but a little finger up the back door action while working on the finish.

CFS you can get at any AMP. Some people here will chime in with their favorites, but it's hit or miss (with more miss than hit).

[Heartless Jay]

Zelda the walnut saver, near Anaheim stadium. She's not a hottie, and there's nothing more on the menu, but she gives a true prostate milking. Most of the AMP girls think a prostate massage is sticking a finger in your butt. Zelda will draw noises out of you you didn't know you could make.

One more thing I forgot to add is that Zelda has admittedly short fingers, so if she can't reach your button, she'll want to use one of her toys on you. To me, it's not the same as a finger, and not my favorite effect. Still a good experience though, mind bending.

[MinnyMassage]

I realize I'm just another Joe asking for input. I get it if you don't feel like helping out. However, If you are up for sharing your advice please respond or PM me.

I'll be in town for the weekend, unrelated to the Super Bowl. However, my experience is that many people use the SB to crack down on paid fun, and primarily sex trafficking of minors (more power to them). Given I'd like to stay as far away from that as possible, I'm thinking I'll go the AMP route with an established record and good recommendations. This forum is full of good info, and I have some leads. And even some help from a local re: F&C. But, there are almost too many choices and opinions on the forum for an out -of-towner with limited time! I'm used to two options where I'm at.

I'm looking for recs of something close to the Hyatt (on Chapman south of Disney). My window of opportunity will be limited to Thursday, Friday and Saturday morning, and I'll be trying to hit two places. I'll likely be Ubering. Ideal scenario is Nuru, but otherwise a younger (20-30's) slim CFS option would be great. Any feedback (high and low priced) is greatly appreciated. Right now, based on my research I'm leaning towards Palms or Newport Nuru (because Zelda is booked!

[Heartless Jay]

Who has the best prostate game in OC?

Zelda the walnut saver, near Anaheim stadium. She's not a hottie, and there's nothing more on the menu, but she gives a true prostate milking. Most of the AMP girls think a prostate massage is sticking a finger in your butt. Zelda will draw noises out of you you didn't know you could make.

[PhineasPhreak]

Was intrigued by this number and I ended up at a place that has re opened by appointment, Sweet Massage in Beach and Cerritos. The girl was "Nana", a twenty something little thing with a very pretty face hot body but a unfortunate stomach tatoo very gorgoues and passionate girl.

Lots Of breast play, nipple sucking, CBJ cfs very enjoyable girl.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../20672756.html

[RobbingHood]

Any tips at LF 109? Thinking of going after work tomorrow but don't know who to ask for and what to expect. Any help would be appreciated! Tried 106 next door and wasn't too impressed. Not even close to what they call "nuru" massage.

[Qeast]

She works at both place. Apple is good fuck and high in demand. I had to call papasan to get an appointment to see her.

Do you know which days Apple works F&C, and which days she works Happy? (To know which place to call to set the appointment.).

[CalTheImpaler]

Who has the best prostate game in OC?

Like others have already mentioned, if you are interested in exploring in dark arts of prostate explosions, Zelda is your girl. I believe the information the other mongers have provided is absolutely accurate, but I have some to add. Zelda considers herself a therapist. She considers guys busting a nut as routine and proper maintenance. Seriously. No joke. I believe she sincerely cares about the guys that visit her and is somehow actually emotionally invested in people. She is not like an AMP MT. Now before you think I am some kind of shill, she's not much to look at and I wouldn't fuck her with my worst enemies dick, but with that said, if you are willing to let her stick her magic wand up your pooper (she uses condoms and is great about hygiene. Although here place is a bit cluttered, the massage room isn't anyways) she will give you a HJ combo with prostate massage that will have you squealing like one of the three little pigs. It's an intense experience and for sure it's not for everyone, but for those that want to experience a truly next level orgasm, I don't know anything that I could recommend that exceeds it. Afterwards she will very lovingly clean you up and give you a warm hug on your way out. I think Zelda is in it for more than the money. Maybe I am wrong. IDK. I have been to so many AMP and I deep down I always know it's business, even if I pretend it isn't. Somehow with Zelda, it always seems different.

[Nice Guy 99]

Who has the best prostate game in OC?

A more conventional alternative than the infamous Zelda is Yoko at Sunnywell in Santa Ana. No problem to get her nude and she'll do a VERY active job on your rear portal if you encourage it.

[HeadorTail]

Who has the best prostate game in OC?

I don't want to sound like I'm pimping for Mindy at Bamboo but for a $35 hourly fee and a $50 tip Anna, Andy or Linda will check your oil for you. Personally I find it a little distracting but my prostate isn't what it used to be. And I get dry eyes afterwards. I can't blink for the next hour. LOL.

[DatChase]

Any idea on pricing?

Believe it's about 170 all in, there is a link on her website with pricing. She is rather serious about using the calendar on her site and confirming via email.

[Grimmy23]

Any idea on pricing?

She's 170 for a session. Works out of the back of a warehouse across the street from Honda Center - very private and discrete. When I was getting close to exploding, she said "it's ok, you can scream if you need to. Nobody will hear you back here." LOL. I'm pretty sure I did scream too, and I'm not one to do that. Kastina was 160 for a session. She's a one and done for me - as I said she did a good job of making me pop, but she's not much to look at and talks incessantly about wacko conspiracy theories. Zelda on the other hand I'd see again. With Zelda you just need to have your expectations straight that you're not going to see a hot young MP girl. It's a very different sort of experience. I've had young hot girls give "prostate massage" before but it was just stick the finger in and wiggle it around a little. Zelda will give you a bona fide prostate orgasm, which if you've never fully experienced, you need to at least once in your lifetime.

[BigBoDonk]

She's "different" though. Very different. I guarantee you she will give you the biggest, strongest prostate orgasm you've ever had in your life. She knows how to edge you and really drain your sack like it's never been drained before. I literally had to lay on the table for a good 10 minutes after my session with her before I could get enough strength to sit up to get dressed. On the negative side, she's older (pushing 60), not that attractive (but not ugly either), doesn't take any clothes off (but you don't really want her to anyway), and doesn't allow mutual touching (you don't really want to). Visiting Zelda is more like going to a clinic than seeing a massage provider, but OMG, she will bust your nut like it has never been busted before. Definitely worth seeing at least once just for the experience. Google Zelda the OC Walnutsaver to find her info.

There's also Kasstina who works out of an upscale apartment in the same area (near Angel Stadium). She gives good prostate action and is also FS if you want that, but she's pretty nutty and not that attractive (overweight, flabby, not attractive face, saggy tits). Nice unrushed experience with a strong finish though. Her hour session is more like 90 minutes by the time you're done. I've reviewed her on here too.

Any idea on pricing?