Massage Parlor Reports

[Happy Guy 2]

I like a good foot massage as much as any rubdown I get. The poking and prodding at my back most providers do just doesn't cut it. I do have to ask one thing.

Who the heck ever told these girls that the yanking on your toes, snapping thier fingers thing they do feels good? I mean, does anyone here really like that shit?

Just asking.

The TOE snap!

Had it done to me. Thought it was strange too.

Very dramatic but not therapeutic.

OK I guess, as long as they don't do it to your Ding Dong.

HG2.

[RockSwithSalt]

I live in NOVA and I never, ever had a professional massage in my life. Honestly I don't care much to have one, but now that I read some reports here, I am curious to try, especially the HE part. Any recommendations where would be a good place to have a positive experience?

NOVA is a pretty big area with lots of options so here is my suggestion.

First visit Rubmaps, an advertiser here and sign up at the free membership level.

Search an area near where you want to monger and see the spas listed, if they have a high number or reviews and offer a table shower you have a found a likely spot. You can't read the reviews but the fact there is a large number means they have had a lot of traffic for a reason. A table shower is a good ice breaker as you can tell by the way they are dressed and wash your junk if a HE is in your future.

Take the spa names and come here and do a search to see what people have said about the place, weigh recent comments heavily as there is a good amount of turnover in the industry. Take the phone numbers and do a search to see what ads pop up and they will often give a clue as to services offered. Ignore the pictures. After that you should have a half a dozen places for your hands on research. Please report back with your findings good or bad.

A heads up, a lot of places keep a very low profile, you are not going to see a big neon massage sign. Sometimes just a suite number on the door.

[Phil86]

I live in NOVA and I never, ever had a professional massage in my life. Honestly I don't care much to have one, but now that I read some reports here, I am curious to try, especially the HE part. Any recommendations where would be a good place to have a positive experience? My preference is Asian and on slim side of things, age not very important. I don't need a FS. A standard finish would work for my first experience, although BBBJ and / or DATY would be awesome if available, for a reasonable fee.

Thank you very much and happy holidays!

Tara and KK are very good with massage, but both are not slim and their menu is limited to HJ. Tara is more fun. She will get naked if requested after the flip and you can play with the huge tits.

[JoeHat58]

I think that change happened almost a year ago. I also had to stop going, could not bring myself to go that high. It was disappointing but I understood.

Folks,

Looks like rates are going up exponentially. I talked to Edel / Sela and she used to charge a flat $330, but she was asking me for $450 yesterday. As much as I enjoy her company, I declined. I know there are mongers out there who are into expensive $hit but this is madness (IMHO).

Thanks,

[DecksDark987]

I live in NOVA and I never, ever had a professional massage in my life. Honestly I don't care much to have one, but now that I read some reports here, I am curious to try, especially the HE part. Any recommendations where would be a good place to have a positive experience? My preference is Asian and on slim side of things, age not very important. I don't need a FS. A standard finish would work for my first experience, although BBBJ and / or DATY would be awesome if available, for a reasonable fee.

Thank you very much and happy holidays!

Maybe the best massage I've received yet, along with some serious attention to detail and overall care is Tiffany at Breeze Spa. Take a pass if it's Sofia, but Tiffany really is amazing. 40-50 yo, 5'4" thin, very attractive. . 8 for the hr, . 6 for the care. Now do a good deed and post about your next three experiences.

[Samizza]

Folks,

Looks like rates are going up exponentially. I talked to Edel / Sela and she used to charge a flat $330, but she was asking me for $450 yesterday. As much as I enjoy her company, I declined. I know there are mongers out there who are into expensive $hit but this is madness (IMHO).

Thanks,

[JustAGuy316]

Read the forum posts and make a choice. There is a lot of good intell here.

I live in NOVA and I never, ever had a professional massage in my life. Honestly I don't care much to have one, but now that I read some reports here, I am curious to try, especially the HE part. Any recommendations where would be a good place to have a positive experience? My preference is Asian and on slim side of things, age not very important. I don't need a FS. A standard finish would work for my first experience, although BBBJ and / or DATY would be awesome if available, for a reasonable fee.

Thank you very much and happy holidays!

[BoatMan3]

If you ask, Tara in Annandale will give a very nice and relaxing foot massage along with her other terrific skills.

[Big Daddy Don]

I like a good foot massage as much as any rubdown I get. The poking and prodding at my back most providers do just doesn't cut it. I do have to ask one thing.

Who the heck ever told these girls that the yanking on your toes, snapping thier fingers thing they do feels good? I mean, does anyone here really like that shit?

Just asking.

[TheDrowned]

Good post. The only question I have is about the location. Would you visit that same area at night? Or would safety be an issue once the sun goes down.

I'm not too familiar with Rockville but that's a pretty good part of MD if I'm not mistaken. It seemed like a nice area. I've ventured into PG county at night and I'd definitely feel safer at this location.

[Bobby D53]

Quite yet. But I wanted to piggy back off this statement to confirm that I believe I know who DYK is talking about in regards to the latina in Rockville.

Saw a CL post about it not too long ago and saved the number. Decided to pull the trigger and I'm glad I did. The pictures in the post are her or a very close approximation. She's got a smoking hot body and while of Spanish descent she's American born and bred so the small talk during the massage was casual and fun. She's easy to talk to and very down to earth.

Parking and place is really easy but a bit difficult to find at first as theirs two different buildings next to each other with the same.

Set up. Her directions were genuine and I looked to deep into thinking that she may have given me a false address as texting back and forth was minimal and her screening was next to none. So I ended up in the wrong building and on the wrong floor but eventually found my way to the place, it's a little bit of a maze but she was patient with me which was nice (I know many a time where I've been chewed out for showing up late or not being able to find the right location). She gives a room number but explains that it's actually a non-numbered side door with a decorative bow on it that leads you into the entrance of her massage parlor so it's very discreet but I did find it and while I was 15 min late from our agreed time we were able to have a good laugh about it.

Cons: she is rather expensive and the massage was mediocre. I would have def done the half hour for. 8 as I think it's the better deal. The flip was also pricey. She got full Nude, she's got great tits and a great ass both manufactured for it and some cool tattoos. I wanted to keep it simple with a HE finish but she allowed me to FIV and nurse on her tits. I got the feeling more would be available on next visit so I'll definitely be repeating.

Overall had a good time and hope to have an even better go around on the return trip. I always welcome some good Latin flavor to my mostly Asian palate so this certainly quenched by thirst for now.

Water forgets the names TheDrowned.

Good post. The only question I have is about the location. Would you visit that same area at night? Or would safety be an issue once the sun goes down.

[BlueDot687]

I live in NOVA and I never, ever had a professional massage in my life. Honestly I don't care much to have one, but now that I read some reports here, I am curious to try, especially the HE part. Any recommendations where would be a good place to have a positive experience? My preference is Asian and on slim side of things, age not very important. I don't need a FS. A standard finish would work for my first experience, although BBBJ and / or DATY would be awesome if available, for a reasonable fee.

Thank you very much and happy holidays!

[DecentManhood]

Been a while since I have visited an AMP, went to the spot at 46X Herndon pkwy. Older lady opened the door, I was hoping she wouldn't be my person. Made me wait 20 minutes, she said it would be 10 minutes. I wasn't into it at all, she was probably close to 60 years old, not very attractive and gave an awful massage. Asked me if I am horny I said no, I told her a few times to lighten up on the pressure, it just didn't feel good. Eventually a better looking lady came through, gave me 20 dollars of my 60 back. After 15 minutes the massage ended, and I gave her the 20 they gave me back as a tip.

Sounds like the old mms totally kill your mood. So you paid 0.6 for hh non-enjoyable massage then left, not even interested of anything extra.

That's pretty bad. Usually when the main providers are busy, mms will give free shoulder massage to keep clients stay. Apparently they did it the wrong way by cutting off you time.

[TheDrowned]

Gents Anyone pull the plug on this one. Kind of grabbed my attention after she had some previous pics. She looked damn good before she remove the pics. Thinking of making it to Manassas tomorrow to test the waters.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...420118205.html

Seniors. I have to reserve this one for Seniors. Another one from craiglist that is located in Rockville. A latino that is young with and incredible body. I mean incredible with the personality to match. Open menu. PM me.

Quite yet. But I wanted to piggy back off this statement to confirm that I believe I know who DYK is talking about in regards to the latina in Rockville.

Saw a CL post about it not too long ago and saved the number. Decided to pull the trigger and I'm glad I did. The pictures in the post are her or a very close approximation. She's got a smoking hot body and while of Spanish descent she's American born and bred so the small talk during the massage was casual and fun. She's easy to talk to and very down to earth.

Parking and place is really easy but a bit difficult to find at first as theirs two different buildings next to each other with the same.

Set up. Her directions were genuine and I looked to deep into thinking that she may have given me a false address as texting back and forth was minimal and her screening was next to none. So I ended up in the wrong building and on the wrong floor but eventually found my way to the place, it's a little bit of a maze but she was patient with me which was nice (I know many a time where I've been chewed out for showing up late or not being able to find the right location). She gives a room number but explains that it's actually a non-numbered side door with a decorative bow on it that leads you into the entrance of her massage parlor so it's very discreet but I did find it and while I was 15 min late from our agreed time we were able to have a good laugh about it.

Cons: she is rather expensive and the massage was mediocre. I would have def done the half hour for. 8 as I think it's the better deal. The flip was also pricey. She got full Nude, she's got great tits and a great ass both manufactured for it and some cool tattoos. I wanted to keep it simple with a HE finish but she allowed me to FIV and nurse on her tits. I got the feeling more would be available on next visit so I'll definitely be repeating.

Overall had a good time and hope to have an even better go around on the return trip. I always welcome some good Latin flavor to my mostly Asian palate so this certainly quenched by thirst for now.

Water forgets the names TheDrowned.

[Navihawk]

This isn't really a report, so I hope it's okay to post this. My apologies if this has been covered before; I just thought it would be helpful to others.

I've been getting a lot of junk text messages lately, and it's probably because I haven't visited many walk-in AMPs lately; I've texted massage (and other) providers that post ads on the usual sites (STG, BP, etc.) to arrange a time to see them. I usually text more than one to find one that's available when I'm able to go; if I get more than one response I'll try to schedule with the "best" of the ones I've contacted. I don't always get replies, and I suspect the ones that don't answer might be fake ads (I know there's a lot of those) and my number has ended up on some list. I block the numbers that send these junk texts, but it's annoying nonetheless. I know there's not much more that any of us can do, but I wanted to give everyone a heads-up in case anyone else does the same thing, texting more than one provider, and doesn't seem to be getting many replies.