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**Amrak** · 10-21-21 02:05

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**BoneHead72** · 10-21-21 00:14

Texted provider based on ad saying running a special. Normal hr incall is $200 but tonight was $150. Agreed via text and set time to meet. Arrived in parking lot and was texted to wait two minutes then come to room. Went to door and knocked. Provider opened the door and let me in. After providing the agreed-upon gift, she asked if I was cop and asked me to touch her tit. I did and she said great, Then she told me she needed to go to front desk and pay a bill of $20. She left her purse and phone as proof she was coming back. Five minutes or so later she returned and then said she needed to go to the bathroom and get ready. She said for me to get ready and so I did. Laying there with no clothes on, I heard the toilet flush bit no other sounds. After about 10-12 minutes, I knocked on the door and she had fallen asleep inside the room. I asked if everything was ok and she started asking why I was rushing her. She said she was coming soon. So I sat back on the bed and waited. Having been in the room for about 25 minutes and not sure what was happening, I put my clothes back on. I knocked on the door again and she started to get belligerent and asking why I was rushing her. Since it was now 25 minutes since I had arrived, I asked whether she had changed her mind. I suggested that maybe she decided to not want to have the encounter and she proceeded to get much more vocal. She then asked what I was doing. I said I had put my clothes on since it seemed that things had changed. The tone in the room had definitely gone to the dark side as she now started talking how she was now going to rush me since I rushed her. I think there were other issues going on, but I decided the vibes were not there any more and left the room when she was still in the bathroom talking very loudly and somewhat angrily. Loss of $150 roses but her attitude was definitely not one that would make you want to be with them. For the communities awareness.

**Ttmft** · 10-20-21 23:15

Originally Posted by RobSmith [View Original Post]

Good report. What was the damage (plus the kitty litter)?

It was $. 20 for half hour. Kitty Litter was $10. I would opt for a QV as her sense of time is suspect.

**PokeTiger** · 10-20-21 22:56

Read my review, she wasted two hours looking at her phone and hiding behind a stupid curtain she used to divide her room.

Originally Posted by IraLob [View Original Post]

She'll waste a lot of time with messaging delays. She'll say she's ready and will send "Wru" texts while you drive; then you get there and she'll be silent for 20-30 minutes. A previous review said she wants the gift up front then starts saying she can't perform; I think even mentioned she wanted to leave the room and would be back later? I forget the details I read. Eventually people come knocking on the door. I chatted with her once; her choice of recreation is really messing up her head. Almost passing out mid-sentence.

**Blazzer** · 10-20-21 22:36

Originally Posted by BudWhite [View Original Post]

She's legit and has good service. I'd stick to online sites if you're in the mood for videos.

I'm tired of going to see a girl, then you get there and looks nothing like the pic. The video was to see if she was worth the visit. Rather lose 25 then 140.

**PokeTiger** · 10-20-21 21:58

Yes, Lowball was confused with the HH 140 rate. Agree with Rocky said, she is a quality provider. I would say HH 140 is a very reasonable rate for a quality provider. Jojo or Harley would have asked 160 for HH.

Originally Posted by Rockies4400 [View Original Post]

It was 140 not 40. She's a quality provider in my experience.

**Rockies4400** · 10-20-21 21:42

It was 140 not 40. She's a quality provider in my experience.

Originally Posted by LowBaller [View Original Post]

Hey she sounds like someone to avoid for sure. You were robbed, but luckily not at gun point.

But the prior guy had paid he paid her 40 coins. So why would anyone 140 coins? Because that is why she quoted?

Let's get this in perspective, that is over 200% more than the prior guy paid. And why? Because she quoted more this time?

Mongers, this is a central key to our hobby and to why so many problems arise. Our seeing a provider for fun is really a power play. Yep, a power play of getting the most cash from us for the least amount of work. Heck isn't that how we are at work. We get jobs that pay the most with the least hard work for us.

Okay, so it is all a power play, what does that mean to us? Normally the one paying the money is the boss, and the worker does as told. You do not tell the boss you want 200% more pay and to work only 1 day a week. The boss pays you, so the boss has the power to pay you or fire you. In our hobby, we have the cash, so we are supposed to be the boss. In a power play, it means the provider wants to see if she can flip things around and take control, be the boss. So providers test us, test to see if we are sure of what we want and keeping control or if we are weak and will let her take control. How does she do that? By quoting high rates! Yes, by quoting us high rates providers test us individually to see if any of us are weak. If she quotes a high rate and a monger blindly agrees, then what do you think that tells her? If a monger accepts her high price, then to her that is a sign of weakness and she will seize control. This means she feels the monger is weak so she will try setting all the rules and decide what she will do. As a further test she will often have a monger wait even though she said she would be ready. Why? Well she is testing again, looking for weakness like will the guy leave or sit and wait. Providers are very good at playing the power play games and they sense weakness like sharks. If one lets a provider take control, then anything can happen, and usually it means the provider getting the monger's cash for little or no actual work.

Bottom-line, as mongers we cannot just accept providers price quotes. We have done too much of that, and look at the mess our hobby is becoming. We need to keep the power, we need to tell the provider what we will pay. No excuses that paying more will get us more, we all know that is smoke blown up our rears. We need to say this is what we will pay, and if she agrees fine, if not then raise the amount a little, but not to some insane amount she originally quoted. If that does not work, try another provider. Just do not let a provider sense weakness in you by agreeing to their high price quotes.

**Powerhouse100** · 10-20-21 21:37

Damn! Did Harley visit the man recently? Look at her arse now! That's some weight gain there!

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...9/923568568489

**IraLob** · 10-20-21 21:32

Originally Posted by Stewie101 [View Original Post]

Been seeing this girl a lot lately. Wanted to pull the trigger but wanted second opinions, thanks.

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...6/085671711957

She'll waste a lot of time with messaging delays. She'll say she's ready and will send "Wru" texts while you drive; then you get there and she'll be silent for 20-30 minutes. A previous review said she wants the gift up front then starts saying she can't perform; I think even mentioned she wanted to leave the room and would be back later? I forget the details I read. Eventually people come knocking on the door. I chatted with her once; her choice of recreation is really messing up her head. Almost passing out mid-sentence.

**Low Baller** · 10-20-21 19:00

Originally Posted by HoosierDaddy69 [View Original Post]

Saw a view reviews on here for her. Thought she had too many rules for her ask (140/200/300) but she quickly agreed to 150 for HH so I decided to take the plunge. Easy set up via text. Then when I send the "I'm OMW text" she replies with "send pic" I say no and she responds by accusing me of being fake, playing games, etc. So now she's blocked and I'm still on the hunt.

Ended up being a waste of time because I'm not sending a face pic prior to going to a Baymeadows hotel with cash if ya know what I mean.

We have read horror stories of what providers do with pics mongers send. She had no reason to ask for your pic except to alert her DB crew to roll you or to blackmail you!

I would suggest the title of your post as Kelly Sway Stay Away.

**HoosierDaddy69** · 10-20-21 18:18

Saw a view reviews on here for her. Thought she had too many rules for her ask (140/200/300) but she quickly agreed to 150 for HH so I decided to take the plunge. Easy set up via text. Then when I send the "I'm OMW text" she replies with "send pic" I say no and she responds by accusing me of being fake, playing games, etc. So now she's blocked and I'm still on the hunt.

Ended up being a waste of time because I'm not sending a face pic prior to going to a Baymeadows hotel with cash if ya know what I mean.

**Low Baller** · 10-20-21 16:59

Originally Posted by ArchyRozay [View Original Post]

Where to start with this one? Dreamt about this birdie a few weeks ago after pinging many many times over the course of some weeks. Comms finally established and things are a go. Pics seemed pretty decent. Wanted some Eros level talent to be my final hurrah before I exited the monger game. Mistake 1: Thinking your going to find Eros-level talent anywhere but Eros. Birdie's ads can be found here.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/u...-babe/41680452

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/68821256

There are multiple Bellas here on the board but couldn't find this one in particular so decided to TOFTT. And TOFTT I did. She quoted the most outrageous prices I've been quoted by any provider. Ever. Like even more than Bunny who was here last week and is actually really hot. However, I've never used eros so I thought maybe these insane prices are the norm over there. 250 qv and 350 hh. Junior thought to himself this was his Eros level moment so fuck it. Plus it would help my wallet in the long term if I really did get out the game. Mistake 2: Birdie tells me she doesn't have an incall and can only do cardates. I ask for 150 and she tells me lowest she can do is 220. Fine. She suggests a Target to meet at and I go there. The only good thing about her is once comms were established, they were impeccable. That's about it. Pull up to the target and she calls me then we navigate to the employee parking in the back. She gets out of her car wearing nothing sexy at all and to boot is much skinnier than her pictures suggest. Like really skinny. The angles she uses in her photos were Very flattering. She wears no makeup and has very pronounced freckles everywhere, not in a cute way. I give her the donation, we hop in the back and on to the main event. She has the condom and puts it on junior and tells me not to touch it. She then puts on hand sanitizer. She proceeds to give one of the worst CBJs I've ever had for not even 1 minute before saying she's going to get on top. She slides in and I go to take her bra off that's only partially raised over her tits. She motions that that's a no-no. Wow. OK. I go to try to suck on her completely nonexistent tits and she tells me that's a no-no too.

Thanks for the heads up, yep one to avoid.

You show clearly to all mongers that paying more does Not mean getting better or more! So many mongers fall for the smoke that they need to pay 100 or more coins a qv to get good service. That smoke has been blown up our rears by providers and DBs for so long that some mongers actually believe it. Mongers, it is not true, it is smoke!

There are good services by providers and crappy one. The problem is that paying more does not mean you get good service!

The key is sharing intel like this monger did and many others, so we can know which providers give good services and which providers give crappy services!

Again thanks for the intel.

**Rob Smith** · 10-20-21 15:43

Originally Posted by Ttmft [View Original Post]

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...a/071881871197

I've been trying to see this one for some time, as I like fit spinners.

To start, her comms are odd. Some messages are lucid, and some are pure gibberish. I set up a meeting for Friday afternoon. As I am coming from St Aug, I text her when I was about to leave and she responds positively. I get caught in traffic, and she responds that she will be waiting. I get to her incall (one of the nicer apartment communities that I have visited in the sporting life) I announce my arrival via text, and then nothing. Sat there in the parking lot for about 10 minutes, and decide to cut my losses. This is about 4 pm.

At around 9 pm, I get a string of angry texts about how I never showed up and how her life is a mess and and blah blah blah. No work or money for three days, no kitty litter etc. She asked why I didn't call her like I promised. I replied we never agreed to that. She looks at the text chain, and realizes she has me confused and apologized. Again, some texts were lucid, others were complete gibberish.

So anyway, on Sunday morning, I had an opportunity for some fun. Texted a few fish, including her (don't ask why I felt bad). She responded and we set up a time in an hour. I told her I would call when I got there, and she said she would be up waiting. I even brought kitty litter (because I am an animal lover.) Got the her incall, and called. I woke her up and had to remind her that we had a time set up. She seems confused and doesn't seem to remember. She gives me the apartment # and I enter.

Here we go:

1. Apartment is cluttered, but oddly neat. The outside looks nice, the inside looks like a homeless camp with the apartment sectioned off by blankets and furniture.

2. There are 5 cats living there, but no cat smell. It smelled remarkably clean.

3. To get to her room, you had to go through a maze of furniture and shared bathrooms.

4. No overt signs of candy usage, but evident in her behavior.

5. She answers the door topless with a cigarette in her mouth. Her body is tight, but not as lean as her pics.

6. She then jumps in the shower for 15 minutes -- I'm guessing she is getting her candy on. I spent that time petting her cats and making small talk.

7. Comes out and is at least clean.

8. Starts a pretty good BBBJ. I'm impressed. Soft skin and nice bod.

9. Move to mish, and she is in pain, as I don't think she likes men as a choice. I believe she is a lesbian. She gets more lube. Let me tell ya, in a world of. 45 ACP, I'm a 380. LOL.

10. Move to doggie, more complaints of pain, so I suggest finishing off via BBBJ. She agrees.

11. I warned her that I was about to shoot, but she took it in her mouth (then ran to spit it out.).

12. Thanked her, found my way out of the maze and took off.

13. Got a thank you text on the way home. LOL.

That was an odd adventure. She is nice, but she has issues with day to day life. I think it's part candy and part extreme ADHD (by her own admission.).

Good report. What was the damage (plus the kitty litter)?

**Ttmft** · 10-20-21 14:19

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...a/071881871197

I've been trying to see this one for some time, as I like fit spinners.

To start, her comms are odd. Some messages are lucid, and some are pure gibberish. I set up a meeting for Friday afternoon. As I am coming from St Aug, I text her when I was about to leave and she responds positively. I get caught in traffic, and she responds that she will be waiting. I get to her incall (one of the nicer apartment communities that I have visited in the sporting life) I announce my arrival via text, and then nothing. Sat there in the parking lot for about 10 minutes, and decide to cut my losses. This is about 4 pm.

At around 9 pm, I get a string of angry texts about how I never showed up and how her life is a mess and and blah blah blah. No work or money for three days, no kitty litter etc. She asked why I didn't call her like I promised. I replied we never agreed to that. She looks at the text chain, and realizes she has me confused and apologized. Again, some texts were lucid, others were complete gibberish.

So anyway, on Sunday morning, I had an opportunity for some fun. Texted a few fish, including her (don't ask why I felt bad). She responded and we set up a time in an hour. I told her I would call when I got there, and she said she would be up waiting. I even brought kitty litter (because I am an animal lover.) Got the her incall, and called. I woke her up and had to remind her that we had a time set up. She seems confused and doesn't seem to remember. She gives me the apartment # and I enter.

Here we go:

1. Apartment is cluttered, but oddly neat. The outside looks nice, the inside looks like a homeless camp with the apartment sectioned off by blankets and furniture.

2. There are 5 cats living there, but no cat smell. It smelled remarkably clean.

3. To get to her room, you had to go through a maze of furniture and shared bathrooms.

4. No overt signs of candy usage, but evident in her behavior.

5. She answers the door topless with a cigarette in her mouth. Her body is tight, but not as lean as her pics.

6. She then jumps in the shower for 15 minutes -- I'm guessing she is getting her candy on. I spent that time petting her cats and making small talk.

7. Comes out and is at least clean.

8. Starts a pretty good BBBJ. I'm impressed. Soft skin and nice bod.

9. Move to mish, and she is in pain, as I don't think she likes men as a choice. I believe she is a lesbian. She gets more lube. Let me tell ya, in a world of. 45 ACP, I'm a 380. LOL.

10. Move to doggie, more complaints of pain, so I suggest finishing off via BBBJ. She agrees.

11. I warned her that I was about to shoot, but she took it in her mouth (then ran to spit it out.).

12. Thanked her, found my way out of the maze and took off.

13. Got a thank you text on the way home. LOL.

That was an odd adventure. She is nice, but she has issues with day to day life. I think it's part candy and part extreme ADHD (by her own admission.).

**ArchyRozay** · 10-20-21 13:34

Where to start with this one? Dreamt about this birdie a few weeks ago after pinging many many times over the course of some weeks. Comms finally established and things are a go. Pics seemed pretty decent. Wanted some Eros level talent to be my final hurrah before I exited the monger game. Mistake 1: Thinking your going to find Eros-level talent anywhere but Eros. Birdie's ads can be found here.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/u...-babe/41680452

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/68821256

There are multiple Bellas here on the board but couldn't find this one in particular so decided to TOFTT. And TOFTT I did. She quoted the most outrageous prices I've been quoted by any provider. Ever. Like even more than Bunny who was here last week and is actually really hot. However, I've never used eros so I thought maybe these insane prices are the norm over there. 250 qv and 350 hh. Junior thought to himself this was his Eros level moment so fuck it. Plus it would help my wallet in the long term if I really did get out the game. Mistake 2: Birdie tells me she doesn't have an incall and can only do cardates. I ask for 150 and she tells me lowest she can do is 220. Fine. She suggests a Target to meet at and I go there. The only good thing about her is once comms were established, they were impeccable. That's about it. Pull up to the target and she calls me then we navigate to the employee parking in the back. She gets out of her car wearing nothing sexy at all and to boot is much skinnier than her pictures suggest. Like really skinny. The angles she uses in her photos were Very flattering. She wears no makeup and has very pronounced freckles everywhere, not in a cute way. I give her the donation, we hop in the back and on to the main event. She has the condom and puts it on junior and tells me not to touch it. She then puts on hand sanitizer. She proceeds to give one of the worst CBJs I've ever had for not even 1 minute before saying she's going to get on top. She slides in and I go to take her bra off that's only partially raised over her tits. She motions that that's a no-no. Wow. OK. I go to try to suck on her completely nonexistent tits and she tells me that's a no-no too. This has gone from bad to worse. She's not even riding me really. Just gyrating back and forth like that's going to do anything and she's already saying "Cum for me daddy". I go to take her socks off and whaddaya know. That's a no-no as well. I lay her on her back so I can just get the job done. I go to touch her kitten to get junior ready to go inside and you already know what's coming by this point. That's also off-limits to touch. Like WTF! Ok I slide in and go to pound town to finish this. Never thought I could have a bad nut but this was one of them. Finish up and get her the hell out of my car for the absolutely abominable service. I've had providers full on steal my money in the past and left those situations feeling better about myself than this one. Complete waste of coin. Stay far, far away. Body / looks I'm going to give a 4/10 because she has no ass, no tits to speak of and an absolute 1/10 in service for the reason mentioned above for an overall grade of 2.5/10. You boys have been warned. Stay far, far away. Even when there's a drought. Do not see this one! However, as always. YMMV. Stay safe out there and happy mongering.

ArchyRozay.