Negative Escort Reviews

[LuvLargeCheeks]

https://candy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...lando/62930923

Fuck guys who is paying this fatty 150 for GFE? For 10 dollars more you can get for 160 way hotter down on I-drive. The whole point of fatty beluga whale escorts is for their big tits, big ass and low rates (used to be 60, 80 with GFE). If you are a regular paying that just for GFE you are an idiot!

[HornyToad123]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/62067583/

Based on a prior report I decided to give this one a try. Filing this under negative because my expectations just weren't met.

- First I texted her a day before for a noon appointment. We had communicated on the day off and right before I left. One I reached the designated motel, complete radio silence. I waited 15 minutes, then another 5, texted and called, and then left. 90 minutes later I get a text saying she was sorry because she wasn't paying attention to her phone. Offered nothing to make it up for other than to "ride me good" *smh*.

So I decided to head back out because I liked the pics, the face, the booty.

- Got there, and man is she skinny. Doesn't even have a big ass. It's definitely the girl, but in no way was she as pretty or as voluptuous as her pics suggested. She was also fugly with white long hair. You can tell from her pics she likes different colors, but I came on a day where it must have been ugly ass white hair day. Let me emphasize again she was much skinnier than I expected, and her ass was small. Smaller than Mere's.

- Inside the room she had a roommate. It was someone young looking like she was her teenage daughter or something. Consider she's "30", and has been "30" since 2013, I would not have been surprised. The room had 2 beds and this young person was "asleep" with head phones on. I don't know if she was really asleep, but damn that was awkward. The whole room choked of weed as well. Those of you who have seen Mere know her room usually has a mild weed smell, but this room was like 3 to 5 times the strength of that.

- Covered BJ. Pfff. Nuff said.

- After the BJ she rode me reverse cowgirl. Her ass was so small and bony and it was almost painful slapping up and down my dick.

- Her pussy was BIG. I mean I couldn't really feel anything it was so big.

- I had a hard time getting off because I wasn't really enjoying myself and that person sleeping one bed over was really awkward. Since it was a quick visit, I used every bit of that 15 minutes to get off. After reverse cowgirl I tried doggy and missionary, but her pussy was big it was hard to feel anything in there.

All in all it wasn't a good experience overall. I was really disappointed. She is a business like nice girl (no negative attitude or anything), but I was really disappointed in the body and person right next to us and the big cave like pussy.

Will not repeat and do not recommend.

$ QV but not nearly worth the value. Note this was a negotiated rate lmao, she wanted more initially.

[Dugglc]

Currently with the stimmy + unemployment, girls have an easier time getting by without having to work. This has also seemed to cause some inflation in the informal economy, as qvs have gone from. 6 - $+ over the last year, whereas living expenses haven't gone up the same amount. In terms of why women would rather work for the $12/ hr over $1 K+/ day, many are operating off of emotion, and not off of reason. For example, a woman you meet on a sugar site may have a job that pays $15/ hr, so she'd make $120 per day before taxes. You'll offer that woman 150 ppm, and she'll say "no, I know my worth, I don't do less than 500 ppm. Go find someone on obt. " That same woman is likely fucking some loser for free. You can't try to reason with emotion.

I know a few of the girls that are pocketing close to $600 a week on stimulus and unemployment, so their room, food, and any candy habit is covered so they are laying low just seeing a few of their regulars and taking it easy. That stimulus comes to an end the end of June I think, so things should pick back up and hopefully prices will come back to earth in July. Problem is going to be the pounds they have packed on laying on their asses doing nothing for months. Also they have gotten used to mongers forking over $100+ for a qv, so that part won't stop until the market is flooded with more pussy then there are mongers to pay for it. Lord knows you guys aren't going to stop paying these gps / stimulus rates they are charging.

[Evanos]

I'm sure you natives get this question a lot. But why is a big tourist town like Orlando have such a dearth of attractive working girls?

I try to look at things with basic common sense. Guys come into this city on vacation (some on business) and they already have a mindset to spend money on frivolous things. If you're already splurging a few hundred bucks on a hotel room and food and drink, then you certainly are more willing to shuck out a couple Benji's on a suck job or some pussy-pounding than you would in a normal average week in your life. So where's all the pretty ladies age 20 to 30 who can cash in on this situation?

I know the hospitality industry is begging for help these days but I still can't figure out why a nice looking female wants to work at hotel front desk or Starbucks for $12 an hour when she can rake in $1000 to $2000 tax-free per day in the comfort of a nice hotel room.

Currently with the stimmy + unemployment, girls have an easier time getting by without having to work. This has also seemed to cause some inflation in the informal economy, as qvs have gone from. 6 - $+ over the last year, whereas living expenses haven't gone up the same amount. In terms of why women would rather work for the $12/ hr over $1 K+/ day, many are operating off of emotion, and not off of reason. For example, a woman you meet on a sugar site may have a job that pays $15/ hr, so she'd make $120 per day before taxes. You'll offer that woman 150 ppm, and she'll say "no, I know my worth, I don't do less than 500 ppm. Go find someone on obt. " That same woman is likely fucking some loser for free. You can't try to reason with emotion.

[Tuyo90]

Yeah Idk, haven't been in the situation so can't say for sure how I would handled it. But as RP469, donations upfront are never good BUT for 80 qvs its a risk some including myself can take. But 400? AND its my room? Definitely would have secured the donation until after the deed or even half for such a large amount. Sorry this happened to you.

I haven't found a "quality" woman in Orlando in awhile. Except maybe only 2 girls. One was blonde girl who I used to see consistently in her apartment anytime I was in town but her number became obslete going on 2 years now. The 2nd one was a Mexican girl from Cali that lived in town but eventually moved to VA beach. All the other girls I've seen in Orlando such as the brazilians or colombians are more often not who they are in their advertised pictures. I am willing to pull out a few more roses out of my garden if I believe it'll give me a better experience for that evening. I've never had this particular situation happen to me. Yes I've been rushed in my earlier days of this hobby but I've learned to have the ladies come to my room and my experiences are usually far better except this particular incident. Anyways lesson learned would just rather hope this doesn't happen to anyone else so I warn you of this particular lady.

[Plex10]

You can get girls for so much less that provide superior service. I don't have these issues. Why, because I NEVER Ever pay up front. If she insists on up front payment, then it's over. You need to think with the right head. Make her leave with nothing.

RP.

She kept the roses. She started hollering being loud and ratchet when I started asking for the roses back. Yeah it was my room but at that moment in time I was so furious that I kicked the broad out of the room before I did something I'd regret. She is a woman and any "captain-save-a-hoe" couldve easily try to get involved since it was a busy evening in the establishment. She was being loud as she was walking out. She kept the roses.

Yeah Idk, haven't been in the situation so can't say for sure how I would handled it. But as RP469, donations upfront are never good BUT for 80 qvs its a risk some including myself can take. But 400? AND its my room? Definitely would have secured the donation until after the deed or even half for such a large amount. Sorry this happened to you.

[TMeister]

I'm sure you natives get this question a lot. But why is a big tourist town like Orlando have such a dearth of attractive working girls?

I try to look at things with basic common sense. Guys come into this city on vacation (some on business) and they already have a mindset to spend money on frivolous things. If you're already splurging a few hundred bucks on a hotel room and food and drink, then you certainly are more willing to shuck out a couple Benji's on a suck job or some pussy-pounding than you would in a normal average week in your life. So where's all the pretty ladies age 20 to 30 who can cash in on this situation?

I know the hospitality industry is begging for help these days but I still can't figure out why a nice looking female wants to work at hotel front desk or Starbucks for $12 an hour when she can rake in $1000 to $2000 tax-free per day in the comfort of a nice hotel room.

[Jon24]

I couldn't decide how to frame this one, so I'm just going to give the Facts and you can decide.

I texted Mellie about setting up a time, and to clarify her rates, and she got back to me about 3 hrs later. All good. So we setup a time to meet at her motel on I-Drive.

So a bit of a runaround, she was running Late, but then had to hop in the shower. Then had to run an errandthe standard stuff which set us back 25 minutes from our scheduled time.

Again, no big deal, it happens with many if not most. So finally after waiting in he parking lot, she texts me what room, and I head up. She opens the door, and although I can tell it is her from the photos, But it is easily 45 lbs more than her body shots. Her face wasn't bad, hair was ok, with a bit of smoke smell in the room but a strong "Odeur" which may have been from something you buy in Colorado legally. But that was the smell as well. She grabs her phone and sets the timer for 30 minutes, which I didn't take offense to, just that she could've waited until he door was closed before she started the 30 min.

So She started talking a mile a minute, Actually, warp speed. Which was fine, Kinda. But wow it was like a race for her to get the next words out. Almost like she was trying to prolong the convo part. Anyway, I immediately put the donation out of. 8 for 30 minutes (negotiated rate), and she says great. Fill me in again, which one are you? Of course I replied that I'm your current appointment LOL.

So I try and get things rolling, Because she's started the timer. And I start to undress her, which did show clearly the extra weight. We talked during the undressing, although she wouldn't kiss, and before I even got her clothes off or mine, she hands me a cover, indicating that all items would be with the raincoat Even though her ad says BBBJ.

Anyway, quite a disappointing CBJ to start, though she did give a lively performance of DATY. But then for some reason, after about 4 minutes, she jumps up to check her clock. But she answers a text and then jumps back down on the bed and says she was about to cum so to start DATY again.

Which I did.

Then again, about 90 seconds later, her phone dings and she's up again. At this point, I could do nothing but just sigh in exasperation. I knew there was no way his was going to end well.

So, I politely told her that I'm just going to head out, and the donation is hers even though it was less than 10 minutes.

Honestly, her face is quite cute, her body is much heavier, the jerkiness of her flying like a kite was tough. But I did enjoy talking to her. She's maybe more normal when she's not partaking. But it was just entertaining bough absolutely not worth a fraction of what I paid.

I talked to her while I was getting my clothes on, and she was kinda normalish but just too gone to be coherent.

Of course I will not be repeating, but as always, YMMV.

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...e/021473835700

[RP469]

Was on a business trip a few months ago and none of the girls would answer. This one replied quickly. Showed up to my suite wearing some ratchet shorts and tanktop with flipflops. Smelled like cigarettes (which I hate). I shouldve known this would be a failure of a dream since the beginning when she stepped into my room. I prefer my girls in my dreams to look or dress clean and be eye candy even if I have to pay a little more bc I'm trying to enjoy them. Lay down my donation 400 roses on countertop. Anyways we undressed and she started stroking jr while I was on the bed. She started yawning and that pissed me off. So I told her to hop on jr for a ride. She declined and said she doesn't do that. I was like WTF? She proceeded to tell me would do BBBJ but I prefer CBJ so she started playing the flute with jr. So now I tell her that I want to slide jr into her. She declined again. She tells me no again. By this time I'm pissed off I start to argue with her like WTF? She tells me she doesn't do FS and its my fault for not telling her I wanted FS. So I ask for my roses back. She starts raising her voice. I told her to get out of my room bc I'm not about to get in trouble over this broad. Basically laid down 400 roses to suck on her tts, and for a CBJ. I was so furious that night.

https://www.eros.com/florida/tampa/f...4.htm?cat=4321

You can get girls for so much less that provide superior service. I don't have these issues. Why, because I NEVER Ever pay up front. If she insists on up front payment, then it's over. You need to think with the right head. Make her leave with nothing.

RP.

[Tuyo90]

Not sure If I miss read but did she get the roses or you kept it? If she's coming to MY SUITE she's not getting a dime until after the deed. Also if theres an issue its YOUR room so I while I get you don't want a scene, its your room and she doesn't belong there so she can cause whatever scene she wants. Hopefully you kept the roses.

She kept the roses. She started hollering being loud and ratchet when I started asking for the roses back. Yeah it was my room but at that moment in time I was so furious that I kicked the broad out of the room before I did something I'd regret. She is a woman and any "captain-save-a-hoe" couldve easily try to get involved since it was a busy evening in the establishment. She was being loud as she was walking out. She kept the roses.

[Best6301]

Do not go and see this girl. She lied about her BBBJ services. Once I confronted her about it another girl was hiding in the bathroom and came out very aggressive and proceeded to rob me and tried to attack me. Her ad pic is attached. Is there any other way to report her or shut her down? I just don't want anyone else to get robbed.

[Plex10]

Was on a business trip a few months ago and none of the girls would answer. This one replied quickly. Showed up to my suite wearing some ratchet shorts and tanktop with flipflops. Smelled like cigarettes (which I hate). I shouldve known this would be a failure of a dream since the beginning when she stepped into my room. I prefer my girls in my dreams to look or dress clean and be eye candy even if I have to pay a little more bc I'm trying to enjoy them. Lay down my donation 400 roses on countertop. Anyways we undressed and she started stroking jr while I was on the bed. She started yawning and that pissed me off. So I told her to hop on jr for a ride. She declined and said she doesn't do that. I was like WTF? She proceeded to tell me would do BBBJ but I prefer CBJ so she started playing the flute with jr. So now I tell her that I want to slide jr into her. She declined again. She tells me no again. By this time I'm pissed off I start to argue with her like WTF? She tells me she doesn't do FS and its my fault for not telling her I wanted FS. So I ask for my roses back. She starts raising her voice. I told her to get out of my room bc I'm not about to get in trouble over this broad. Basically laid down 400 roses to suck on her tts, and for a CBJ. I was so furious that night.

https://www.eros.com/florida/tampa/f...4.htm?cat=4321

Not sure If I miss read but did she get the roses or you kept it? If she's coming to MY SUITE she's not getting a dime until after the deed. Also if theres an issue its YOUR room so I while I get you don't want a scene, its your room and she doesn't belong there so she can cause whatever scene she wants. Hopefully you kept the roses.

[Tuyo90]

Was on a business trip a few months ago and none of the girls would answer. This one replied quickly. Showed up to my suite wearing some ratchet shorts and tanktop with flipflops. Smelled like cigarettes (which I hate). I shouldve known this would be a failure of a dream since the beginning when she stepped into my room. I prefer my girls in my dreams to look or dress clean and be eye candy even if I have to pay a little more bc I'm trying to enjoy them. Lay down my donation 400 roses on countertop. Anyways we undressed and she started stroking jr while I was on the bed. She started yawning and that pissed me off. So I told her to hop on jr for a ride. She declined and said she doesn't do that. I was like WTF? She proceeded to tell me would do BBBJ but I prefer CBJ so she started playing the flute with jr. So now I tell her that I want to slide jr into her. She declined again. She tells me no again. By this time I'm pissed off I start to argue with her like WTF? She tells me she doesn't do FS and its my fault for not telling her I wanted FS. So I ask for my roses back. She starts raising her voice. I told her to get out of my room bc I'm not about to get in trouble over this broad. Basically laid down 400 roses to suck on her tts, and for a CBJ. I was so furious that night.

https://www.eros.com/florida/tampa/f...4.htm?cat=4321

[GustavoGuimare]

So I went to see giggles and lets just say. Despite the mixed reviews she is definitely not what she appears to be. She's definitely missing a tooth, and has one dark tooth. She has saggy boobs and a lot of baby damage which is probably why you don't see it in her pics and she just shows either her ass or face and tits in a bra. Also She probably had a pound of make up on in her ad because seeing her in person is like night and day. Lets start off by saying Coms were horrible. Literally took me 3 days of trying to get her to respond on time to finally set up a date and this was over a span of a week.

She finally decided to respond like 2 hours later and I was like yolo let me give it a whirl. Ended up heading over. Once I did she was in a safe incall. Got in there, she was actually very pleasant and sweet so I will give her that. She started off with a BBBJ which was good. But then got naked and of course nothing was pretty. We did doggy and mish and she wasn't vocal at all and not very GFE. She was sweating profusely like a hog. And she was def a clock watcher because she set a timer and tried to get me to rush because she had another client already on the way.

All in all would not repeat. I hate clock watchers, and don't like girls that don't put effort.

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/687135572623

I had pretty much the same experience except comms were relatively well. She's definitely nice and sweet but I guess since in my review, it was my first go at an escort and didn't know what to expect. At this point I'd want to repeat just to see who the "friend" was and see if that's what we're really looking for.

[Guckt0]

So I went to see giggles and lets just say. Despite the mixed reviews she is definitely not what she appears to be. She's definitely missing a tooth, and has one dark tooth. She has saggy boobs and a lot of baby damage which is probably why you don't see it in her pics and she just shows either her ass or face and tits in a bra. Also She probably had a pound of make up on in her ad because seeing her in person is like night and day. Lets start off by saying Coms were horrible. Literally took me 3 days of trying to get her to respond on time to finally set up a date and this was over a span of a week.

She finally decided to respond like 2 hours later and I was like yolo let me give it a whirl. Ended up heading over. Once I did she was in a safe incall. Got in there, she was actually very pleasant and sweet so I will give her that. She started off with a BBBJ which was good. But then got naked and of course nothing was pretty. We did doggy and mish and she wasn't vocal at all and not very GFE. She was sweating profusely like a hog. And she was def a clock watcher because she set a timer and tried to get me to rush because she had another client already on the way.

All in all would not repeat. I hate clock watchers, and don't like girls that don't put effort.

https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/687135572623