Stupid Shit in NoVa

[PSmith0380]

Not one to doubt, but I spoke to both ladies today at Sunshine and both deny this happened when I asked about the rose tattoo on the stomach both took me to the room opened unzipped their pants down to their trimmed Bush and neither had a tattoo, you may ask why they did that, she said he had to prove ourselves and please pass the word around that we don't do what's being reported, we offer a massage a little tease and a nice release. So hearing that directly from them and partaking in a 4 hand hh on the house I believe what they say.

Well that solves that and confirms my doubts on the post.

[SolomenTepaja]

I understand the instinct to want to protect Tina #2. As I said, she is a nice lady I've seen off and on for over a decade and I had never publically reviewed her. I like her a lot, and I was quite surprised to see a review of her, much less two. But that made me think the cat was already out of the bag. So I connected the dots for everyone.

In fact, the first reviewer said he hadn't seen Tina #2 in years. He was just pointing out her nationality is that of someone another monger was specifically looking for. Then FourNick8's review came through and everyone was asking about her. Meanwhile, after reading his review I was more interested in a lady offering the services of Tina #1. (I left the review of her down below to remind everyone of her services). Frankly, I'm surprised Tina #1 is not the one people here got fixated on. But what do I know?

I can give you a few more details of what to expect that may temper some of the enthusiasm for Tina #2. 1) If you want a real CMT level massage-or something even tangentially resembling a real massage-she is not a good choice. You will definitely want to look elsewhere for that. 2) Her idea of a BJ is getting close to it and literally blowing on it. That visual never did much for me, so it never resulted in a facial. 3) She is over the age of Medicare eligibility. If you're too young to know that age, look it up.

No doubt a stampede has already started. Such is the nature of these reviews.

I guess since my handle slighty changed with the use of a capital Tee, I will sign off this time as: "The Handy Man".

(You got me there, Mr. Moderator! LOL!

Ok, the cat is out of the bag so to speak. I withheld Tina's location, not for selfish reasons, but too somehow protect her. Several senior members have PM'd me and I gladly provided the information to those interested but I didn't want mongers crowding what is essentially not an AMP.

Unlike the Chinese -overstay tourist visa- learned the massage trade in Flushing -girls you usually find in AMPs, Tina is a real person with a real business, and a real family here in NOVA. She is also the nicest lady you could meet. If you see her treat her nice.

Hello my friends.

This is my 1st post, but I've been around this block for more than a minute.

I don't know anything about Tina #1, but I can solve the mystery of Tina #2. The info dates back to post 18442.

Tina #2 is a very nice lady. But you should know she is NOVA only and her nether region is more tightly guarded than Fort Knox.
Two Tina #2 tips:

1) If you don't like a baby oil scent, take your own bottle of oil or lotion to whomever you see. Problem solved.

2) Tina #2's shop is open on Sundays, but don't go see her that day. For personal reasons she cannot accommodate mongers.

I've seen her a couple of times a year over the last decade. While her massage skills are lacking, she provides a nice solomente paja.

Adios Amigos.

This week I saw two completely different Tina's. Both were mentioned in this forum in the last month. I won't give the location details but if you keep up with the forum posts you will know where they are. Both were walk-ins as I don't normally call to make appointments. After reading the reviews try to guess which one I will visit again tomorrow.

Tina #1.

Walked into the a AMP that doesn't advertise or have a posted number. Was met by Tina, I knew by the tats mentioned in a previous review. Reminds me of a high class escort a few years past her prime. Was led to a room with purple mood lighting and asked how long. I said one hour and forked over the. 6 house fee, got undressed and laid on the table. Tina returned and started an uneventful massage for about 20 min and then asked me to turn over.

On the flip she asked what I wanted and I said "everything" to which she replied $. 4 and in advance (Flashing is teaching them this advance shit). She returns, strips down, dabs some lube oil on her pussy (cherry flavor) and jerks me a little before putting a bag on. She then DTBJ me for 5 min before we go standing mish, CG, mish when she says "you want doggie?" and then doggie. I am pounding her real hard and she is taking it like a porn star. Afterwards we lay together on the table for a few minutes and then she tells she is just down from Flushing and gives me her personal phone number.

Tina #2.

Walked into her salon to find her with one Japanese customer and ask is massage available? She says in ten minutes and motions me to wait on the sofa within earshot. They are talking women shit while finishing the manicure and Tina tells her she has been here since 1990 and married to a Chinese man for 30 years. When the manicure is finished Tina leads me over to the massage room. It's a small room crowded with oils and waxing stuff with a large mirror on one wall and a plastic foot guard on the wall just below that. I ask for an hour and she tells me to undress and leaves.

Not knowing what to expect I strip and lay face down. She returned and is a little chatterbox like a schoolgirl. Starts rubbing everywhere (and I mean everywhere) my ass, balls, and knuckling my dick with the same attention given to my back and legs. After 10 minutes of this I'm rock hard and ask her "turn over now?" Tina says sure and as soon as I flip she is stroking me with oil. One hand on my shaft and the other on my balls. I've been to Siagon Hot Toc's and never had a hand job this good. For the next 45 min she stroked, teased, and edged me and all the while making girlish small talk and giggling like this is her first time. I'm just chatting to her, staring at her cute face, her body in the mirror, and the 2 ct Dimond wedding band on her ring finger around my dick. OTC was encouraged and a little titty squeeze but when I went for pussy play she said "no, I'm a married woman".

The most incredible visual was she would bend over and place her face an inch over you dick and blow. The forth or fifth time she did this I blew my load with most of it landed on her face. She didn't stop the soft stroking and this was the most intense cumshot I remember having ever. She giggling some more and cleaned me up. Total damage. 6 for massage and. 4 for tip.

[CoolWays]

Visited Sunshine last week in the early afternoon. Its a relatively new place right off business 234. Walked in and was greeted by the thin 30 something Chinese girl wearing white jeans (I always considered them ***** jeans) and a red button down shirt. Believe she said her name was Angela. The place was dead and she appeared to be the only one there. She checks my temp then leads me to a room where I ask for an hour and give her. 6. She returns, hands me a Jackson back and says a HHR is better- strange.

I finished getting undressed while she dims the lights starts a nothing massage. I'm not feeling it so after 5 min I flip myself. We agree to a NOVA for. 4 and I start roaming while she gets busy. I lift yo her shirt to get a glimpse of her natural C's but what intrigues me more is the top of a rose tat popping out of her waist line. I unsnap and unzip her jeans to find a large flower tat on a perfectly flat stomach and I tug on the panties to find a perfectly smooth cooch below that.

We started negotiating for a closer look but she starts to get shy and says mamas doesn't allow. I offer her. 8 and she agrees and makes me promise not to tell anyone. What she does next is simply amazing. She pulls her jeans down to her knees and the climbs on top with her feet above my shoulders. She then squats over me like she's taking and Asian piss and plants her pussy hard right on my face. At that point I'm penetrating her with my nose and licking the sweetest clit ever..

Not one to doubt, but I spoke to both ladies today at Sunshine and both deny this happened when I asked about the rose tattoo on the stomach both took me to the room opened unzipped their pants down to their trimmed Bush and neither had a tattoo, you may ask why they did that, she said he had to prove ourselves and please pass the word around that we don't do what's being reported, we offer a massage a little tease and a nice release. So hearing that directly from them and partaking in a 4 hand hh on the house I believe what they say.

[Czech]

I guess all of the condescending and judgmental posts has resulted in his ban. Good riddance honestly.

It is all respecting each other's opinion. Unfortunately, that may not be his forte (as we have seen how he talked trash when other forum members were discussing about increasing price vs. Quality of services in the DMV area). But then, who am I to judge.

[Sexingit]

Nothing to add to the conversation as usual except for officious sanctimony. Why don't you, O master monger, enforce us with your wisdom and actually post a review?

I guess all of the condescending and judgmental posts has resulted in his ban. Good riddance honestly.

[Czech]

Nothing to add to the conversation as usual except for officious sanctimony. Why don't you, O master monger, enforce us with your wisdom and actually post a review?

Actually I didn't know there is now a separate forum on agency until now.

[Pbarber307]

It seems that much of the forum is lashing out because the fantasies weren't about a 50 dollar meth head off of EscortAlligator, LOL.

Nothing to add to the conversation as usual except for officious sanctimony. Why don't you, O master monger, enforce us with your wisdom and actually post a review?

[TheOuroboros]

Hi all. Wow, I'm so new here I didn't even know there is a stupid shit subforum under the NOVA forum with a lot of commentary about my post from a few days ago. I was super excited about the success I've been having in the couple of months on seeking.com that is why I wanted to post. Because 80% of the posts on the sugarbaby subforum are so negative. That has not been my experience at all. My thought really was to counter that point of view with my success stories.

I don't know much the written and unwritten rules of usasex guide. I will say apologies to everyone who is offended and upset about my post. BUT I do not regret posting no links. I should have just not posted any success stories at all.

It is well within your rights not to post your success stories. The information here is free to all even those who have not made a username. They're thousands of lurkers, and I, as all of us were, once newbies to the forum as well. I spent a solid year gathering the intel on this board to use for my own devices, and due to the effort of many a monger before me, I had some pretty good dreams.

But as Isaac once said "if I have seen further it is because I have stood upon the shoulders of giants" and it was by this decree that I felt the calling to work as a dreamcatcher so that other mongers in my wake could have good dreams too. This board could not sustain this hobby without the altruism of mongers to relay their experiences. The unwritten rule you speak of is simply this. We are a network of information and if you serve your community then your community will serve you (and vice versa). That's how the wheel keeps turning after all.

Whether you wish to contribute or not is your choice. This is USA sexguides afterall, so being FREE to make that choice is the most important factor. In regards to your counterpoint to offer an opposing take on the superfluous negative reviews on the sugarbabies forum. Don't you think a simple post of "I've had different experiences than you all" would suffice? It's like if I ended this post with "my cock is 9 and 1/2 inches and after having sex with my escort she apologized and returned my money saying her service was inadequate compared to the amazing time we spent together. " That would most certainly be impressive but it's rather irrelevant and quite extraneous to the topic. I think you see my point. And unless you were inherited your wealth from your father like some other, ehem, prominent figures, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were aware of the intentions behind your post. Drawing the ire of mongers is not unfounded but nevertheless I had a good laugh.

Should you wish to tell more stories and contribute in a meaningful way in which we can all bear the fruits of your labor, you will find more friends on this site than foes. All the best.

Grip.

[HeyDuhman]

The majority's problem with HeyDuhman's post was never about his raving success on Seeking. If it's all true, good for him! The problem is his outright refusal to share links, numbers, dates, etc. Don't deny it: it was a long-winded "pat-on-the-back" with some not-so-subtle boasts about how perfect his personal life currently is.

Now he's technically entitled to do all that. Just as we're all entitled to call him out on it. By not sharing the more pertinent information, what's the point? To make himself feel good? Seriously, why post about the experience at all? And don't bullshit by saying he's respecting their privacy or doesn't want them jaded to the game, because that won't fly.

No one's saying he has to share. There's a high probability he plans on seeing them again & wants to keep them with low mileage. Cool, the majority of us prefer the same with our more quality catches too! It's standard practice to withhold those from the forum at large. However if you opt to share, it's common etiquette--a somewhat unwritten rule, so to speak--to give certain details once you've had your fill or you've decided not to visit that particular one again. The point is to not write some Penthouse fantasy novel if you're not even finished with them. There's a reason you don't see many posts like HeyDuhman's in that one subforum.

Sidenote: can't say I'm all that surprised seeing your judgmental, ignorant, pompous ass stirring things up again. At least you've finally come to the right section to do so. But is this really the position you want to defend? Really, this nonsense? You actually believe we're all fucking stupid or that we're just upset because we're not banging Jessica Alba-lookalikes for 50 bucks? Seriously, go get laid somewhere. You're still in dire need of it.

Hi all. Wow, I'm so new here I didn't even know there is a stupid shit subforum under the NOVA forum with a lot of commentary about my post from a few days ago. I was super excited about the success I've been having in the couple of months on seeking.com that is why I wanted to post. Because 80% of the posts on the sugarbaby subforum are so negative. That has not been my experience at all. My thought really was to counter that point of view with my success stories.

I don't know much the written and unwritten rules of usasex guide. I will say apologies to everyone who is offended and upset about my post. BUT I do not regret posting no links. I should have just not posted any success stories at all.

[Grafenberg]

It seems that much of the forum is lashing out because the fantasies weren't about a 50 dollar meth head off of EscortAlligator, LOL.

This threads for you.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...-Reviews/page3

[Lobsid]

If he plans to keep the girls don't post detailed reviews with no information on the girls. No one wants to hear about his sex addiction, model wife, and his millions that he makes. Clearly here trying to show off.

If he wanted to do a reviews so you don't scare off the girls you can look at my last big review just before HeyDuhman's post. I reviewed 11 girls, that I meetup with and FC. Just gave basic information like how they look compared to pics, if the girls host, and reason why I drop them. I didn't post prices or if I got BBFS, because those can be subjective. HeyDuhman's post was very detailed on how he BBFS and what he did to the girls. That's a review that will cause a feeding frenzy from the forum members, but because he posted zero relevant information. He ended up just pissing off or annoying those of us who do use the forum to share and help each other out.

[Shinshi]

It seems that much of the forum is lashing out because the fantasies weren't about a 50 dollar meth head off of EscortAlligator, LOL.

The majority's problem with HeyDuhman's post was never about his raving success on Seeking. If it's all true, good for him! The problem is his outright refusal to share links, numbers, dates, etc. Don't deny it: it was a long-winded "pat-on-the-back" with some not-so-subtle boasts about how perfect his personal life currently is.

Now he's technically entitled to do all that. Just as we're all entitled to call him out on it. By not sharing the more pertinent information, what's the point? To make himself feel good? Seriously, why post about the experience at all? And don't bullshit by saying he's respecting their privacy or doesn't want them jaded to the game, because that won't fly.

No one's saying he has to share. There's a high probability he plans on seeing them again & wants to keep them with low mileage. Cool, the majority of us prefer the same with our more quality catches too! It's standard practice to withhold those from the forum at large. However if you opt to share, it's common etiquette--a somewhat unwritten rule, so to speak--to give certain details once you've had your fill or you've decided not to visit that particular one again. The point is to not write some Penthouse fantasy novel if you're not even finished with them. There's a reason you don't see many posts like HeyDuhman's in that one subforum.

Sidenote: can't say I'm all that surprised seeing your judgmental, ignorant, pompous ass stirring things up again. At least you've finally come to the right section to do so. But is this really the position you want to defend? Really, this nonsense? You actually believe we're all fucking stupid or that we're just upset because we're not banging Jessica Alba-lookalikes for 50 bucks? Seriously, go get laid somewhere. You're still in dire need of it.

[Deranged]

It seems that much of the forum is lashing out because the fantasies weren't about a 50 dollar meth head off of EscortAlligator, LOL.

[Lobsid]

I'm fine with him bragging, if he had any relative information to share, or it was part of a discussion with another member. His post was clearly just to pat himself in the back. This site is use for us to help and share information. If he wants to post his sex stories. Do it on reddit, I've post a few stories there. His story isn't anything new. 95% of his story if real is very similar to my experience, and probably very similar to all the other members who have been on SA over a year. Minus the model wife and being a multi millionaire. I have a wife who is cute, but 10 years younger. I'm no millionaire but I'm very financially comfortable. Which most guys have to be if they have a hand fully of SBs.

Yeah, but if you were trying to keep someone a secret, you wouldn't make a post about them in the first place.

[OrZammar]

I would and I think I may have in the past but it seems after posting links of the super hotties who are real everyone here goes crazy after them and they disappear or go underground. How many times have we seen that?

Yeah, but if you were trying to keep someone a secret, you wouldn't make a post about them in the first place.