Massage Parlor Reports

**Any Mouse** · 01-23-21 12:41

Haven't been getting out much lately, but was able to squeeze out a bit of time for a rare visit. Went to FW, hoping to see Joy, but got Coco instead. Smallish K-girl, wearing the shortest shorts I have seen in a long time! I think she must work out some, because her abs were kinda ripped in a good way. Anyway, good visit. Lots of teasing & coy banter before the flip. As I turned over was surprised to find that the top was gone, leaving those damn shorts in place! Nice edging release with some mutual touches. I may have found another favorite! Another visit is definitely on my to-do list. Will just have to try and make it sooner rather than later! As an old friend says, Always be nice to the ladies. You can never tell what will happen! Recommend, and will return! AM.

**OrZammar** · 01-23-21 12:33

Showed for morning appointment (I was texted back immediately so I didn't have problems with that despite my first time seeing her), it was freezing out, so she set up a warm shower for me (and turned off the water for me as I couldn't figure it out, laugh at me all you want). And rubbed a warm towel when I layed down on the massage table. Bathroom aside, whole apartment was dark. And me not wearing glasses didn't help, but I can tell she's a real cutie.

So, coldness taken care of, On to the massage. She climbed on top my back and pressed with medium strength I guess. Got a few cracks which was nice. Rest of the massage was more of a relaxing body rub, but it was thorough. Spent a lot of time on my legs and feet. She did wave without saying anything which was wierd, but cane back with a super heated tower to wipe off the oil the had me flip. I'd say all of that was maybe 40 minutes.

From there she slowly climbed back up and started slowly kissing my chest and worked her way down, then started a slow and sensual BBBJ. Then pickked up speed and oh man it was great. Then had my stand up and she got on her knees for BBBJ and I was in bliss. Then she pulled a condom and put it on me and this where I stated to lose my ecstasy.

Nothing against her, I'm just not a cfs guy unless it's with a jiggly butt latina or someone like that haha. I have a hard time speaking up to say "just continue BBBJ" due to Autistic tendencies though, so I just went with it. Brought me to the bed and started with mish. Then had her flip over and I pounded doggy then pulled out and removed condom to jizz on her ass. We wiped off, she showed first, then I showed again and away I went. Over all great time, I'll probably see her again first the BBBJ and putting me almost to sleep massage. Maybe for a half hour instead. Birthday coming up in a week, maybe then.

220 buckaroos for the hour.

https://nova.bedpage.com/therapeutic...e/9757085.html

**TheDrowned** · 01-23-21 11:10

Originally Posted by Lioil [View Original Post]

How did you build rapport? I have seen some girls multiple times but they always reference to the house rules whenever I ask for extras.

The most powerful letters in the monger business. Some people get more miles per gallon if the provider is attracted to them but other times it's also because those mongers put in the work by developing a rapport with a masseuse. The solution is simple. Be nice to the ladies, try and see the same provider and see if you can develop a bit of chemistry. If you don't get what you want on your first or second visit sometimes you need a third fourth and fifth. Until the provider is comfortable with you and knows you're going to make the effort to take care of her (she will take care of you). But that's only granted if the provider is even comfortable with doing extras beyond the standard NOVA. Some ladies draw the line there, so there's always an element of luck in this gamble, it might be a case where you simply bet money on the wrong horse. It's a lot of trial and error.

**SonChi** · 01-23-21 10:46

Originally Posted by Navihawk [View Original Post]

My apologies if this is in the wrong forum; if necessary, it can be moved to the appropriate area.

Anyway, I've visited several AMPs and private homes in the NoVa area over the years. When I go to an AMP for the first time (or one that I've been to and it's new or different women), most of the time I get asked, "You been here before?" And I'll tell them, "Not here, but I've been to other places," or "Yes, but it was someone different. " I was just wondering if anyone had any thoughts as to why they ask that. Are they feeling me out (no pun intended), trying to determine if I'm familiar with how everything works? Or could they possibly suspect me of being some kind of LEO (which I'm far from)?

They are definitely feeling you out as they should. Your sample responses are on point and is giving the right response. Now just get naked. Being naked disarms the conversation and sends its own message.

**Navihawk** · 01-23-21 10:15

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

For the most part, it's the basic question they ask in order to gauge how they should react to you. If you say you've been there before, undress completely, and start flirting and teasing with the provider. They're going to get the hint about what you are there for. A veteran to the game and you'll get your massage with extras if it's a well known monger establishment. They are most definitely trying to get a feel for you when they ask it as the risk for them is the same as the risk for you in terms of LEO. They also don't want to jump the gun by eliciting services to an unsuspecting straightedge whether that be LEO or a whistleblower.

Typically an AMP provider will ask that question as well as where you work and what you do if they are unfamiliar with you and that's to gauge whether or not they will just be massage or offer up the flip when time is almost over. Personally I have been truthful in some instances when asked the question and it normally doesn't prevent me from getting extras simply because I put myself out there and tease the provider during the massage, grabbing their assets and letting them know what I want from the session. But that brings me to my next point, the value of this board is that sharing our experiences allows us to do our homework and mitigate the risks for both parties. You're not being signaled out by any means so don't be put off by the question it's for their protection as well as yours.

I kind of figured all that, just wondered what someone else thought. And I didn't think them asking was to single me out or anything and have never minded them asking. Making sure they're safe is understandable. They don't know me from anyone, and for all they know I could be some nutjob that's going to try something they don't like. I am certainly not that guy at all.

**Member #6822** · 01-23-21 08:16

Originally Posted by DmvMonger [View Original Post]

Long time lurker. I too have gotten FS here. It was a couple years ago from a hot provider named "J. " I'd seen her a few times and built up a rapport. By the end, it was TS and back to room for fun, skip the massage. Anyhow on this one visit, she was on top, grinding P2 P and slid me in, no cover. I went with it. We kept going and I told her I was about to nut. She hopped off, grabbed a towel quickly to clean me up, and gave a great BBBJ to finish. I miss her.

How did you build rapport? I have seen some girls multiple times but they always reference to the house rules whenever I ask for extras.

**TheDrowned** · 01-23-21 01:49

Originally Posted by Navihawk [View Original Post]

My apologies if this is in the wrong forum; if necessary, it can be moved to the appropriate area.

Anyway, I've visited several AMPs and private homes in the NoVa area over the years. When I go to an AMP for the first time (or one that I've been to and it's new or different women), most of the time I get asked, "You been here before?" And I'll tell them, "Not here, but I've been to other places," or "Yes, but it was someone different. " I was just wondering if anyone had any thoughts as to why they ask that. Are they feeling me out (no pun intended), trying to determine if I'm familiar with how everything works? Or could they possibly suspect me of being some kind of LEO (which I'm far from)?

For the most part, it's the basic question they ask in order to gauge how they should react to you. If you say you've been there before, undress completely, and start flirting and teasing with the provider. They're going to get the hint about what you are there for. A veteran to the game and you'll get your massage with extras if it's a well known monger establishment. They are most definitely trying to get a feel for you when they ask it as the risk for them is the same as the risk for you in terms of LEO. They also don't want to jump the gun by eliciting services to an unsuspecting straightedge whether that be LEO or a whistleblower.

Typically an AMP provider will ask that question as well as where you work and what you do if they are unfamiliar with you and that's to gauge whether or not they will just be massage or offer up the flip when time is almost over. Personally I have been truthful in some instances when asked the question and it normally doesn't prevent me from getting extras simply because I put myself out there and tease the provider during the massage, grabbing their assets and letting them know what I want from the session. But that brings me to my next point, the value of this board is that sharing our experiences allows us to do our homework and mitigate the risks for both parties. You're not being signaled out by any means so don't be put off by the question it's for their protection as well as yours.

**MikelSuTiger** · 01-22-21 23:34

Thanks, me her this evening, same area as previous but nicer apartment. Nice BBBJ and Cfs, said she would be here for a few more weeks or so.

Originally Posted by MangoBalls78 [View Original Post]

160 is the 30 min option.

**Navihawk** · 01-22-21 21:45

My apologies if this is in the wrong forum; if necessary, it can be moved to the appropriate area.

Anyway, I've visited several AMPs and private homes in the NoVa area over the years. When I go to an AMP for the first time (or one that I've been to and it's new or different women), most of the time I get asked, "You been here before?" And I'll tell them, "Not here, but I've been to other places," or "Yes, but it was someone different. " I was just wondering if anyone had any thoughts as to why they ask that. Are they feeling me out (no pun intended), trying to determine if I'm familiar with how everything works? Or could they possibly suspect me of being some kind of LEO (which I'm far from)?

**Start2** · 01-22-21 20:54

Originally Posted by Korman23 [View Original Post]

Please excuse my ignorance as I am in MD and don't spend a lot of time at parlors in VA though I dip my toes in once in a while (among other things.). Anyway, the reference to Lucy / Tina, is that Garden Spa in Fairfax, not Burke? The posts I recall lately about Lucy has been at Best Ther. In Chantilly, not Burke. Please correct whatever I am mistaken about regarding these ladies, spas, and locations.

MD providers are younger with a menu. The only VA advantage is our providers provide a much better massage on average. Well even Hugh Grant grew tired of Elizabeth Hurley.

**PixelsAndGrids** · 01-22-21 17:31

Originally Posted by DirtyVerde [View Original Post]

I took a nap this afternoon and had a dream of Kendall. My 45 min dream was filled with nuru gel, slipping, sliding, and al kinds of fun. In my dream she was really short, maybe 5'1" with perky little bolt-ons. Prior to waking up from said dream, I was able to touch anywhere I wanted but my dream didn't allow me to hit a home run. I woke up very happy though. I prefer home runs, but I might dream again only bc the dream was so much fun.

What was the damage and did she do cameltoe slides? She's quoting me $2 . 6 for an hour.

**Serpico99** · 01-22-21 17:24

I took a trip to the Garden in Burke. I was surprised it was not busy for a Friday afternoon. Eva was my provider, who I have had a few times in the past and once I told her "hey, you're Eva" she got more comfortable with me and maybe she remembered me. Anyway, it's 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for the hour. I just wanted 30 minute session. Massage, as always, was good. The place is clean and I would rate Massage Dragon in Manassas and Garden as the cleanest Chinese AMPs I have been to in the DC area.

Anyway, Eva knows what I like and she did a nice edging session to make me erupt like a volcano, which was surprising since I had a good hard release the day before. Love it when she does the finger nail thing along the shaft. One of my ATFs for edging in the area. Eva is nice on the eyes too, nice figure for someone who is "older. " I did not try to do more than standard noVA, just a little gentle OTC roaming. Would love to suck on her tits though. LOL.

**AzianFan** · 01-22-21 12:17

Originally Posted by Korman23 [View Original Post]

Please excuse my ignorance as I am in MD and don't spend a lot of time at parlors in VA though I dip my toes in once in a while (among other things.). Anyway, the reference to Lucy / Tina, is that Garden Spa in Fairfax, not Burke? The posts I recall lately about Lucy has been at Best Ther. In Chantilly, not Burke. Please correct whatever I am mistaken about regarding these ladies, spas, and locations.

I understand, all the overlapping masseuse and business names can make anyone feel ignorant.

The Lucy / Tina Garden mine and (I'm sure) PA's post refer to are Burke.

Good luck!

**Korman23** · 01-22-21 11:21

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

I can validate everything in AzianFan's post.

A nice place, with a very nice staff.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Please excuse my ignorance as I am in MD and don't spend a lot of time at parlors in VA though I dip my toes in once in a while (among other things.). Anyway, the reference to Lucy / Tina, is that Garden Spa in Fairfax, not Burke? The posts I recall lately about Lucy has been at Best Ther. In Chantilly, not Burke. Please correct whatever I am mistaken about regarding these ladies, spas, and locations.

**Serpico99** · 01-22-21 11:11

Originally Posted by Silk3434 [View Original Post]

Amy at Lavender Wellness.

Private residence, used to be in Springfield maybe at an actual business? You can get phone number from RM or even Yelp with a google search. She's located in Manassas. $8 1 hr massage. Lots of extras available if she's into you. Massage was actually pretty good for AMP. Give it a 8.5/10 on AMP scale. After business in complete she actually finished the massage up for the full hour. Very COVID aware and super clean.

The first review on rubmaps seemed sketchy, only the first poster on rubmaps seem to have a good time which I suspect he knows the provider and was trying to drum up business. The follow up reviews don't support the first reviewer's positive review. I would only go to this place with the notion of needing a good massage and that's it. If you need to scratch the yellow fever and get a release, go to one of the other AMPs nearby.