Escort Reviews

[ILoveThatPoo]

As good as it gets, nothing but positive things to say.

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If you're reading to be quick in a nutshell this is definitely must see woman. Although woman might be stretching it a bit far at only 22 she is the apittame for the definition of perfect spinner. Blonde hair extremely cute small a cup titts perfectly flat stomach shapely legs oh so sweet of an ass especially when she is on her knees facing away.

Everything was covered including the BJ though she did mention that she gets to know me that part would be cover free. I can't wait because I'll definitely be back to visit her. On top of being great to look at she's very easy to talk to. Cute fun and not overly expensive at 100 for the half.

Poo.

[Leo2830]

I call, I text, no response. Any suggestions?

Use a different burn number, she'll respond at some point, don't call her though cause she won't respond, sometimes it takes a little bit to get a hold of her, have patience.

[Jneumonic]

I had read many good reviews of her in the past, I finally went to see her. This is probably a year or so ago now. Decent communication all the way until I got there, then it all went down hill. Suburbia house, nothing fancy, nothing too sketchy. I was brought downstairs to the basement, where there was a grimy mattress on the floor. Yikes. Opted to just get a BJ, about 10 minutes in, someone comes in upstairs. She declares that she didn't realise how late it was, and that's her boyfriend home. Had me sneak out the back door so that he wouldn't see. Normally, I might have put up a bit of a fight, but she wasn't anywhere near her pictures. One of those moments of. Yeah, lesson learned, I'll take the loss of money. Another girl who was probably once really awesome, but the opiates are bringing her down that path.

I'd definitely avoid.

J.

Jenny 413-251-0243
https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...d/130335253318

There is a lot of chatter in previous posts about Jenny. A couple about not being fresh. Not to many details. Can anyone give details about her sessions? Being a big boob fan I have been wanting to see her but don't want to go home smelling like a cum dumpster.

I did not want to pay for Erotic Monkey just to read fake stuff.

[ChadZ1212]

I call, I text, no response. Any suggestions?

As good as it gets, nothing but positive things to say.

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[JoshN99]

As good as it gets, nothing but positive things to say.

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[Big Mac Daddy]

LOL.

Poor choice of words or some presage of things to come?

"Why not treat yourself to a special gift that just keeps on giving".

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...y/102143312079

Unwittingly scary so, I passed on that one too after a good ho, ho, ho!

[Big Mac Daddy]

Jenny 413-251-0243
https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...d/130335253318

There is a lot of chatter in previous posts about Jenny. A couple about not being fresh. Not to many details. Can anyone give details about her sessions? Being a big boob fan I have been wanting to see her but don't want to go home smelling like a cum dumpster.

I did not want to pay for Erotic Monkey just to read fake stuff.

Her boobs are not as big as pictured. Notice her upper arms are mooshing them together. An old photographer's trick.

Her BBBJ was just ok but beyond that her room was a dump with stuff scattered everywhere including the floor, like a tornado passed through. I've saved the worst for last. Hold your nose.

After pulling out of her, there was this putrid, rancid reek oozing out of her. I don't know if it's diet or medical but she needs to get that thing checked. It took repeated, heavy washing in the bathroom to clean up.

In all my 35+ years of hobbying, she wins my top award to not visit. Unfortunately, I can't un-remember that stench that clenched my throat. Luckily, no tongue or fingers were harmed or stained since there was no daty.

BMD.

[SeenItAll55]

Thank you. I thought the breakfast burrito was an especially nice touch, if I do say so myself.

The problem with the scum that get a taste for ripping people off is they believe it's so much easier than actually providing the service intended. Until that time things go wrong.

Unfortunately, they've typically already knocked off a boatload of people before that happens.

[TheBBCMonger860]

I called her c*nt today, set up an hour appt for 2 benjies. Ask her to send a confirmation pic; it was her.

Got the address, told her I could be there in 15. Great, see you then.

25 min later I text her saying that I'm still on my way, I had to get gas. 10 min later, hold on, almost there, I stopped to get a breakfast burrito. 10 min later, I text that I'm here. She sends me the room number.

10 min later she calls me, I don't answer. She texts asking if I'm on my way up, yup, just give me a min.

10 min later I text that I'm knocking on the door, open up. She must have b / c she texts that no one's there.

I said, "wait you can't see me?" "NO".

Well that's b / c I'm not there you lying, thieving c*nt. Perhaps if you didn't rob people, maybe people would show up! F*cking junkie!

Everybody should do the same, contact her, set up an appt, string her along, and then call her out on her pilfering actions.

When you rip people of you should have your time wasted! So I definitely agree with what you did.

[SirLoin69]

Absolute King.

Thank you. I thought the breakfast burrito was an especially nice touch, if I do say so myself.

[AssMan4412]

Its been over 5 weeks of no posts from MajorHardOn. Always enjoy his wit, humorous, informative provider reviews offering his unique perspective.

Anyone know what's up? Maybe he is taking a well deserved break-he was quite active providing great info for us fellow mongers. Maybe through his mongering he settled down with that special Ho who swept him off his feet.

[OgOggilby]

FYI: she does not take cash just cash app, etc. States she was raped and robbed. Asks questions, but can't answer what city she is in. Scam.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...i/150831037419

[Primos]

Absolute King.

I called her c*nt today, set up an hour appt for 2 benjies. Ask her to send a confirmation pic; it was her.

Got the address, told her I could be there in 15. Great, see you then.

25 min later I text her saying that I'm still on my way, I had to get gas. 10 min later, hold on, almost there, I stopped to get a breakfast burrito. 10 min later, I text that I'm here. She sends me the room number.

10 min later she calls me, I don't answer. She texts asking if I'm on my way up, yup, just give me a min.

10 min later I text that I'm knocking on the door, open up. She must have b / c she texts that no one's there.

I said, "wait you can't see me?" "NO".

Well that's b / c I'm not there you lying, thieving c*nt. Perhaps if you didn't rob people, maybe people would show up! F*cking junkie!

Everybody should do the same, contact her, set up an appt, string her along, and then call her out on her pilfering actions.

[SirLoin69]

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...k/419567208386

This one got me about a year ago, maybe longer. Avoid, promises the moon for cheap, takes the cash, & then she's gone.

Also Major Demons (big surprise).

Kev.

I called her c*nt today, set up an hour appt for 2 benjies. Ask her to send a confirmation pic; it was her.

Got the address, told her I could be there in 15. Great, see you then.

25 min later I text her saying that I'm still on my way, I had to get gas. 10 min later, hold on, almost there, I stopped to get a breakfast burrito. 10 min later, I text that I'm here. She sends me the room number.

10 min later she calls me, I don't answer. She texts asking if I'm on my way up, yup, just give me a min.

10 min later I text that I'm knocking on the door, open up. She must have b / c she texts that no one's there.

I said, "wait you can't see me?" "NO".

Well that's b / c I'm not there you lying, thieving c*nt. Perhaps if you didn't rob people, maybe people would show up! F*cking junkie!

Everybody should do the same, contact her, set up an appt, string her along, and then call her out on her pilfering actions.

[GordonFreeman]

Jenny 413-251-0243
https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...d/130335253318

There is a lot of chatter in previous posts about Jenny. A couple about not being fresh. Not to many details. Can anyone give details about her sessions? Being a big boob fan I have been wanting to see her but don't want to go home smelling like a cum dumpster.

I did not want to pay for Erotic Monkey just to read fake stuff.