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[HotDiggity]

I forgot to mention I raw dogged BBFSCIP cause she was pregnant at the time and only cost me $60 too LOL.

No issues weeks later either if you know what I mean!

Peace.

[HotDiggity]

I had read many good reviews of her in the past, I finally went to see her. This is probably a year or so ago now. Decent communication all the way until I got there, then it all went down hill. Suburbia house, nothing fancy, nothing too sketchy. I was brought downstairs to the basement, where there was a grimy mattress on the floor. Yikes. Opted to just get a BJ, about 10 minutes in, someone comes in upstairs. She declares that she didn't realise how late it was, and that's her boyfriend home. Had me sneak out the back door so that he wouldn't see. Normally, I might have put up a bit of a fight, but she wasn't anywhere near her pictures. One of those moments of. Yeah, lesson learned, I'll take the loss of money. Another girl who was probably once really awesome, but the opiates are bringing her down that path.

I'd definitely avoid.

J.

I must of been there about the same time my friend. Small house on crappy street. Wouldn't reply to texts as I'm parked out front.

Finally comes to door and then brings me downstairs to the basement and some contorted air mattress at the bottom of the stairs.

I just went for a quick visit during afternoon and she got naked almost immediately so I did too. Noticed scabs on her chest but she was pregnant and told me prior to getting there that she was super horny, then upon getting down to business she says she can't have intercourse cause her poontang is hurting whatever that means. So she starts giving me head. And after a few minutes she stops. My dick is in her mouth but she's stopped. Then I shake her and she wakes up and keeps blowing me. I'm thinking to myself "Oh great this broad just nodded off with my cock in her mouth while pregnant". Her BBBJ I thought was pretty on point to be honest. Then upstairs I hear door open and doors slamming. She keeps sucking. Then whoever this douche baby daddy was.

He was having a tantrum upstairs slamming doors and screaming and yelling! So I say. So does he know you have company? She says yes that's why he's being a ass hole. Then he starts really slamming doors so she jumps up puts on her bathrobe and runs up the stairs to tell him to cut it out. I didn't even feel nervous because I knew this guy wasn't going to come down those stairs. I mean it I just lay there naked and after a couple minutes she came back down and got naked again and to her credit apologized for the interruption. Then she started sucking me to get hard and then started crying. I s hi t you not! I go Ok let's just stop. But she said just f uck me and I did and came in like a minute cause it was sort of hot with her crying and the cuckold boyfriend upstairs pissed off throwing a tantrum. I finished threw on my clothes and went back up the stairs and out the front door. Never saw the cuckold. LOL.

I did never go back though so that was it. In regards to her smelling. Maybe a little but not overwhelming but again it was a pump and dump so wasn't in there long. Very interesting story and similar to yours. Thought I'd share.

Peace.

[SeenItAll55]

If you're reading to be quick in a nutshell this is definitely must see woman. Although woman might be stretching it a bit far at only 22 she is the apittame for the definition of perfect spinner. Blonde hair extremely cute small a cup titts perfectly flat stomach shapely legs oh so sweet of an ass especially when she is on her knees facing away.

Everything was covered including the BJ though she did mention that she gets to know me that part would be cover free. I can't wait because I'll definitely be back to visit her. On top of being great to look at she's very easy to talk to. Cute fun and not overly expensive at 100 for the half.

Poo.

Respectfully (as I admittedly have not seen her) - if her menu is accurate, I. E. No GFE, everything covered. Pretty much nothing offered but covered FS. Then what's the allure?!

I could stay home and DIM and save a couple of benji's. Is she offering more or is this simply a consequence of the fact that the area is severely lacking of any appreciable talent and nothing under the age of 30 and 200 lbs. ?

[SlamT]

Saw this one a couple years ago in Springfield. Not a terrible home or neighborhood, but same routine: dirty basement and mattress. First sign of trouble was that front door entryway had been kicked in and sustained a lot of damage. She was preggers at the time, even gave me her real name. Mentioned the boyfriend saying that he was ex-military and now with some clandestine spy agency, which I rather doubt. Without going into hearsay, what I can confirm is major scabs, prior drug arrests (in MA) and a fishy smelling box. If she would just clean up her act, I think she could fill the young MILF role nicely and become a top provider. Doesn't sound like that is happening.

I had read many good reviews of her in the past, I finally went to see her. This is probably a year or so ago now. Decent communication all the way until I got there, then it all went down hill. Suburbia house, nothing fancy, nothing too sketchy. I was brought downstairs to the basement, where there was a grimy mattress on the floor. Yikes. Opted to just get a BJ, about 10 minutes in, someone comes in upstairs. She declares that she didn't realise how late it was, and that's her boyfriend home. Had me sneak out the back door so that he wouldn't see. Normally, I might have put up a bit of a fight, but she wasn't anywhere near her pictures. One of those moments of. Yeah, lesson learned, I'll take the loss of money. Another girl who was probably once really awesome, but the opiates are bringing her down that path.

I'd definitely avoid.

J.

[ILoveThatPoo]

As good as it gets, nothing but positive things to say.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...3/589812176582

If you're reading to be quick in a nutshell this is definitely must see woman. Although woman might be stretching it a bit far at only 22 she is the apittame for the definition of perfect spinner. Blonde hair extremely cute small a cup titts perfectly flat stomach shapely legs oh so sweet of an ass especially when she is on her knees facing away.

Everything was covered including the BJ though she did mention that she gets to know me that part would be cover free. I can't wait because I'll definitely be back to visit her. On top of being great to look at she's very easy to talk to. Cute fun and not overly expensive at 100 for the half.

Poo.

[Leo2830]

I call, I text, no response. Any suggestions?

Use a different burn number, she'll respond at some point, don't call her though cause she won't respond, sometimes it takes a little bit to get a hold of her, have patience.

[Jneumonic]

I had read many good reviews of her in the past, I finally went to see her. This is probably a year or so ago now. Decent communication all the way until I got there, then it all went down hill. Suburbia house, nothing fancy, nothing too sketchy. I was brought downstairs to the basement, where there was a grimy mattress on the floor. Yikes. Opted to just get a BJ, about 10 minutes in, someone comes in upstairs. She declares that she didn't realise how late it was, and that's her boyfriend home. Had me sneak out the back door so that he wouldn't see. Normally, I might have put up a bit of a fight, but she wasn't anywhere near her pictures. One of those moments of. Yeah, lesson learned, I'll take the loss of money. Another girl who was probably once really awesome, but the opiates are bringing her down that path.

I'd definitely avoid.

J.

Jenny 413-251-0243
https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...d/130335253318

There is a lot of chatter in previous posts about Jenny. A couple about not being fresh. Not to many details. Can anyone give details about her sessions? Being a big boob fan I have been wanting to see her but don't want to go home smelling like a cum dumpster.

I did not want to pay for Erotic Monkey just to read fake stuff.

[ChadZ1212]

I call, I text, no response. Any suggestions?

As good as it gets, nothing but positive things to say.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...3/589812176582

[JoshN99]

As good as it gets, nothing but positive things to say.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...3/589812176582

[Big Mac Daddy]

LOL.

Poor choice of words or some presage of things to come?

"Why not treat yourself to a special gift that just keeps on giving".

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...y/102143312079

Unwittingly scary so, I passed on that one too after a good ho, ho, ho!

[Big Mac Daddy]

Jenny 413-251-0243
https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...d/130335253318

There is a lot of chatter in previous posts about Jenny. A couple about not being fresh. Not to many details. Can anyone give details about her sessions? Being a big boob fan I have been wanting to see her but don't want to go home smelling like a cum dumpster.

I did not want to pay for Erotic Monkey just to read fake stuff.

Her boobs are not as big as pictured. Notice her upper arms are mooshing them together. An old photographer's trick.

Her BBBJ was just ok but beyond that her room was a dump with stuff scattered everywhere including the floor, like a tornado passed through. I've saved the worst for last. Hold your nose.

After pulling out of her, there was this putrid, rancid reek oozing out of her. I don't know if it's diet or medical but she needs to get that thing checked. It took repeated, heavy washing in the bathroom to clean up.

In all my 35+ years of hobbying, she wins my top award to not visit. Unfortunately, I can't un-remember that stench that clenched my throat. Luckily, no tongue or fingers were harmed or stained since there was no daty.

BMD.

[SeenItAll55]

Thank you. I thought the breakfast burrito was an especially nice touch, if I do say so myself.

The problem with the scum that get a taste for ripping people off is they believe it's so much easier than actually providing the service intended. Until that time things go wrong.

Unfortunately, they've typically already knocked off a boatload of people before that happens.

[TheBBCMonger860]

I called her c*nt today, set up an hour appt for 2 benjies. Ask her to send a confirmation pic; it was her.

Got the address, told her I could be there in 15. Great, see you then.

25 min later I text her saying that I'm still on my way, I had to get gas. 10 min later, hold on, almost there, I stopped to get a breakfast burrito. 10 min later, I text that I'm here. She sends me the room number.

10 min later she calls me, I don't answer. She texts asking if I'm on my way up, yup, just give me a min.

10 min later I text that I'm knocking on the door, open up. She must have b / c she texts that no one's there.

I said, "wait you can't see me?" "NO".

Well that's b / c I'm not there you lying, thieving c*nt. Perhaps if you didn't rob people, maybe people would show up! F*cking junkie!

Everybody should do the same, contact her, set up an appt, string her along, and then call her out on her pilfering actions.

When you rip people of you should have your time wasted! So I definitely agree with what you did.

[SirLoin69]

Absolute King.

Thank you. I thought the breakfast burrito was an especially nice touch, if I do say so myself.

[AssMan4412]

Its been over 5 weeks of no posts from MajorHardOn. Always enjoy his wit, humorous, informative provider reviews offering his unique perspective.

Anyone know what's up? Maybe he is taking a well deserved break-he was quite active providing great info for us fellow mongers. Maybe through his mongering he settled down with that special Ho who swept him off his feet.