Massage Parlor Reports

**LoveDemAzn** · 11-21-20 06:42

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

When do you like to pay, before or after? I use a prepaid card a lot because I'm nervous carrying a lot of cash, and I never know how much I'll need. Or want. But it sure is awkward to wait for them to go run it, then afterwards run the tip. Wish I could do it all in one at the end. Not complaining, just one of those things.

I pay the donation upfront and tip after. I usually carry 300 with me. 300 should be enough cause AMP and Thai lady range from 120-220 including tip and k agency 260-300. If I visit a new map place I usually put money in different pocket. One pocket got donation, one got the usual 40 and the other got 100. I never pull out all money and count the money to tip them especially with someone I never met. They usually ask for more if they see you with more cash.

**PSmith0380** · 11-20-20 22:09

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

When do you like to pay, before or after? I use a prepaid card a lot because I'm nervous carrying a lot of cash, and I never know how much I'll need. Or want. But it sure is awkward to wait for them to go run it, then afterwards run the tip. Wish I could do it all in one at the end. Not complaining, just one of those things.

Weird. I do cash, before, so that expectations are set. If they don't meet those expectations, I don't come back.

**Procrast333** · 11-20-20 21:07

When do you like to pay, before or after? I use a prepaid card a lot because I'm nervous carrying a lot of cash, and I never know how much I'll need. Or want. But it sure is awkward to wait for them to go run it, then afterwards run the tip. Wish I could do it all in one at the end. Not complaining, just one of those things.

**TheOuroboros** · 11-20-20 14:30

Sometimes I have a love / hate relationship with this hobby. It's funny I'm not one to gamble a lot at the casinos, but a lot of the allure to this hobby is uncovering a new place, getting a new provider, rolling the dice and seeing if you can hit the Jackpot. I blame my childhood fascination with PokMon. And MTG cards. I'd falcon my way over to the mall every weekend and bust open a few booster packs hoping to score big on an epic rare. Sometimes you pulled something great, and sometimes you pulled a dud and threw all the cards in the back of your drawer never to be touched again. This hobby is a lot like that. The jackpot can come in many forms. Maybe you draw a smokin hot provider. Maybe you get an B lister who makes up for it with great technique and wild foreplay. Sometimes you draw the old maid and other times you walk away empty handed. Nevertheless theres always that thrill of venturing into the unknown. Opening that AMP door is like flipping over that card. That feeling and that feeling alone is sometimes what all the hype is about.

Anyway enough ranting. Here's a few of the establishments I visited over the last few weeks. TLDR there's no epic rare in this pack but at the very least I'll save you the money and spin you a tale.

First on the chopping block is a place on lee hwy simply called Massage Therapy & Spa. No table shower so I don't know why they have the gall to call themselves a spa. But I paid for an hour massage and met with an old Chinese lady whose name I can't remember because neither the massage or the HE was memorable. She wasn't terrible looking, but way past her prime. Also it was standard NOVA and she wouldn't let me roam. Just next door there's Sunstar Therapy, which is a clear winner if you had to pick between the two.

Next is another massage on lee hwy known as Kelly Massage. A weird name to call it but I found the ad on CL and made my way over hoping to find a hidden gem. When I got up the stairs I found I guess Kelly, short fat and ugly Chinese woman. This is the type of girl you'd find making you shrimp lo mein at local Wok and not so much the kind of a lady you want shaking your junk. So I politely declined and saw myself out. Saving both our wallets. I'm getting better at trusting my instincts here.

Lastly is Spa Fruit. Previously talked about before and my personal white whale. Lilly is an older but still formidably sexy Viet who gives a damn good massage. I know she has history on this board a long long time ago under a different moniker. There are rumors of mongers getting extras with her in the table shower but at this point it's probably an urban myth. I've tried my hardest to get more with her but honestly I keep returning now because she's actually damn good at what she does. She's up there with the greats like KK in terms of massage. Easily in my top 3 of all time. Lilly is a sweetheart and I can't necessarily fault her for wanting to be something more than just a jack shack.

So there you have it. My journey isn't over and hopefully the next time I report in. It will be something for the books.

**Sexingit** · 11-20-20 14:20

Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]

Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.

Playing poker gives you a reason to withdraw money, and away from the home for prolonged periods of time. Perfect alibi.

**LoveDemAzn** · 11-20-20 06:36

Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]

Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.

Some can't use their work address like me, I use my best friend address then go paperless. One way to get cash is when you buy stuff do a withdraw and throw the receipt away. I usually go to Walmart and soda or something cheap and do withdraw of 50. Save the cash somewhere. If she ask what you spending say it's for your hobby for me it's fishing. Best place to save cash that work for me is in your car trunk where your spare tire is at. Now I don't need to cause my SO see how much I spend on my other hobby so we agree on separate account as long I pay all the bill I need too take care of and I would give her additional money each so she don't ask about my account.

**PSmith0380** · 11-19-20 20:11

Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.

**FloorHump422** · 11-19-20 17:20

Originally Posted by SeniorManager [View Original Post]

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

Make a savings account for college, end-of-year charitable donations, etc. , and put money into it on a weekly basis. You could also open a "retirement savings account" or take out money from your regular accounts for "investing". Robinhood is pretty user-friendly, but Vanguard looks more complicated if you want to confuse your SO.

**SeniorManager** · 11-19-20 17:17

Originally Posted by Korman23 [View Original Post]

Wouldn't your app be pulling money from your bank account anyway and still show up if checked?

I have some side hustle that is depositing to my cash app.

But they can't give me cash either.

**Sonny13** · 11-19-20 17:09

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

Good morning,
I came across this advertise yesterday.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/bella-es...-corner-867143#erotic.
Texted and was told 1. 2 for an hour massage. This place is over in Tysons on Lincoln. Texted and was provided room number. Walked in to a stunning young (22? She says) Thai / American woman. Gave her my 1. 2 and proceed to massage. After a mediocre 15 min massage I was asked to flip and for the next half hour we negotiated. Here's our conversation.

Girl (G): So what do you want today?

Monger (M): Everything you offer.

G: Well that will be 1. 8.

M: What do I get for 1. 8?

G: Oh you know, HJ, me naked.

M: That's it?

G: Ya, I am not allowed to do anything else.

M: I usually tip. 4 for that, but since you're hot I will do 1. 0.

G: I will do Clothed HJ for 1. 0.

M: Do customers actually pay you 1. 8 for a HJ.

G: All the time! I can't believe you are so cheap!

After two similar experiences earlier this year with different providers, I refuse to go back to Lincoln. To be honest, now when I inquire about a massage, and I'm advised they are located on Lincoln, I always politely decline.

**BushWood** · 11-19-20 16:58

Originally Posted by SeniorManager [View Original Post]

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

Do the grocery shopping and get cash back every time to build your fund.

**Korman23** · 11-19-20 16:48

Originally Posted by SeniorManager [View Original Post]

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

Wouldn't your app be pulling money from your bank account anyway and still show up if checked?

**Schmatz** · 11-19-20 15:35

I'm not sure if she is still around or not, but had a great dream about Lucy a bit ago that I see now I didn't report on. Lucy works out of the same location as Ava.

Anyhoo.

I set up my appointment and arrive on time, texted to let her know I was there. 25 minutes past scheduled appointment, she texts and says come on down. Meantime I had juat been sitting in my car in the parking lot. Arrive, door was slightly cracked, and as I walk in I feel a hand touch my shoulder from behind. I about jumped out of my skin, turned ready for who knows what when insee this adorably lovely 30 ish lady in a nice tight red dress. She started to giggle, I fitted my skin back on as she led me to the treatment room. As ahe closes the door, business begins. Everything on the table, but I didn't bring the Bennies for that so paid the fee for hour massage and NOVA.

Undress face down on the table, she begins light utterly non therapeutic massage for about 10 minutes. She tries to get Alexa to play massage music, but Alexa is can't seem to grasp Lucy's thick accent. She steps out for a sec, comes back in with Ava who helps her ger some different music going. Ava's all like hey and I'm all like what's up. Ava steps out and it's back to business and starts teasing back down and around. Five minutes of this and she tells me to flip. She goes righ for Hugh, mybhands start roaming cute buty, B size natties, and finally the big finish. Ahe hands me a box of tissues and cleans her hands. I clean up and start to lay back down, but she says, "you finish (pointing at Hugh), you all done" then hands me my pants.

Face 8.

Body 8.

Skill 3.

NOVA 7.

Wouldn't repeat.

Ava seemed a cutie but haven't gotten there yet with everything going on. I've seen report of several girls in that same general location but only a few repots.

**SeniorManager** · 11-19-20 13:05

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

I never understand why people want to pay with an app that can be tracked.

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

**Kijimuna** · 11-19-20 10:29

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

Good morning,

I came across this advertise yesterday.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/bella-es...-corner-867143#erotic.

Texted and was told 1. 2 for an hour massage. This place is over in Tysons on Lincoln. Texted and was provided room number. Walked in to a stunning young (22? She says) Thai / American woman. Gave her my 1. 2 and proceed to massage. After a mediocre 15 min massage I was asked to flip and for the next half hour we negotiated. Here's our conversation.

Girl (G): So what do you want today?

Monger (M): Everything you offer.

G: Well that will be 1. 8.

M: What do I get for 1. 8?

G: Oh you know, HJ, me naked.

M: That's it?

G: Ya, I am not allowed to do anything else.

M: I usually tip. 4 for that, but since you're hot I will do 1. 0.

G: I will do Clothed HJ for 1. 0.

M: Do customers actually pay you 1. 8 for a HJ.

G: All the time! I can't believe you are so cheap!

M: I am not cheap, I am thinking with my big head today not my little one.

G: Ok well, that's my offer, take it or leave it.

M: Ok, have a nice day.

And then for the next half hour she kept trying to pressure me about how good she is. Bros no lie she is hot, but a topless HJ and a 15 min massage for 3. 0 is a joke.

She shares the place with Annie and another Thai girl. I saw the other Thai girl a few weeks ago and she tried the same crap. I ended up declining a HJ and had her massage my feet for the whole hour. Bella was there in the kitchen, she has a weird raspy voice that sounds like a ladyboy.