Massage Parlor Reports

**AdamNoeve** · 11-19-20 12:20

Hey,

I've been coming on here for a few years. I'm 28 white. I've spent a small fortune on these darn girls especially the bikini places and a dozen times on Eros for escort. I've been to bikini places about 100 times, sometimes I'm able to talk the girls into doing stuff and I've hung out with a couple outside of work. Always see the newest girls possible. I'm prolly 15/100 in having a fun time.

Metro Relaxation in Waterford- currently soph and kenz are always there. I messed around with Soph on her first ever day which was at La toca but now she wouldn't do any extra with me at Waterford so I don't go back. It also sucks when the manage Yvonne is there- she kills the vibes.

La Toca Sterling- Obvious info.

Kelly spa in Eastpointe- I like but the girls the last 7 months suck. Emily is so hot but not fun.

Massage 21 at Claire shores (raided over a year ago) but this place was great for extras except the heavily tattooed chick that everyone on here hates.

La Mirage Spa Garden City (seems like it closed two months ago) this was my favorite location because girls moved in and out often. Always young new girls. "Rose" two years ago was the hottest 19 year old ever and offered full service.

Walled lake spa- I like Chloe, she's cool and hot and let's you take care of yourself. Jasmine was the hottest but she just quit.

The new Canton location- haven't been there but it's been discussed on here in depth.

**Dumpster Fire** · 11-19-20 12:13

Originally Posted by EatonBeaver [View Original Post]

Having seen her, this is a very plausible explanation. Drove through a nearby church summer festival the first time I saw her.

And too beaucoup. Too beaucoup. LOL.

I'll just come out and say it: I'm Asian. I think Downriver Nuru Lady doesn't like providing to other Asians. I got the impression that it was more of an awkward thing as opposed to racism in my case. But I have seen many ads saying "No AA under 30". Regardless of the reason, that's profiling / racism. I might rationally understand an SP's explanation for that policy, but it's still prejudiced. Separately, I feel guilty seeing any SP because I'm fugly, hung like a fruit fly and have a short fuse. But I digress. Oh, and I don't know too much about the area, but it seemed like a nice neighborhood. Maybe blue collar? I didn't see anyone so can't comment on the demographics, at least not the ethnic makeup.

**Bzerkley Rich** · 11-19-20 11:23

Lynn is an older skinny brunette located off 7 Mile near Farmington Rd. She was available late and really all I could find after 9 pm so I gave her a try since I was on that side of town. She has a decent location, safe and private. She is 60+ in age, skinny, a bit saggy, but spunky and seemed happy. She had a table in her living room and got naked before we started. Massage varied from good to just OK to non existent depending upon the conversation. She talked a lot and asked many questions about other massages I have had and places I have traveled to. There was a good amount of teasing and overall the first 40 minutes was pretty good. After the flip there was significantly more teasing and I was allowed to freely roam anywhere and wow does she get wet. I did only get a HJ but I feel that there is more to be had here. I know it's not for everyone but I rather enjoyed this one and will probably go back if in the area again. I was there close to 90 minutes, left her 140. Similar to Jen (Breeze) in Westland but much more enthusiastic.
https://adultsearch.com/michigan/detroit/body-rubs/1383558

OK massage and very good HJ. However she really isn't my type. Little too skinny. I'm really looking for a Pink Diamond / Payton type. Younger, pleasant to the eyes, worth touching. Anything like that out there? Just a HJ would be fine. Just want them to get naked with me. Is that too much to ask for?

**Jay23** · 11-19-20 10:07

Is Lisas pic somewhere?

Originally Posted by TridentD [View Original Post]

I made an appointment with Bonita today. She told me that Lisa would be with her all day. She has some openings.

https://msbonitadiaz.wixsite.com/home

**TridentD** · 11-19-20 09:20

I made an appointment with Bonita today. She told me that Lisa would be with her all day. She has some openings.

https://msbonitadiaz.wixsite.com/home

**ShvdSchtick** · 11-19-20 08:47

I love the tease it gets me so worked up and I like a little assplay. Any recommendations?

I am in Farmington but anything within 30-50 miles works.

**Joey King** · 11-19-20 02:44

Originally Posted by BadBosco [View Original Post]

I asked about FS, she said yes, but told me up front that it does nothing for her. As other stated, complete dead fish. I am going to stay with the massage and BJ, best value to me anyway. I also asked about BBFS, she declined. On the flip side (pun intended) I had reply to a PM that said she has a toy that she will use and get into it, but I was not clear what that meant for you as the client. Were you able to "help" and did she go with the mood and get into FS? For the price, perhaps its worth a try?

FS is not good with her, she really just does not like it. About a year ago I asked her if sex does nothing what do you do for fun, she said she has a toy, she went and got it, hopped up on table and started using it, I used my hands and helped some and she actually seemed to like it but only lasted about 5 to 7 minutes and quit and I was back on table for BJ. Haven't asked since and just stick with the BJ.

**Trahn72** · 11-19-20 00:54

No judging please, I'm a bit manic and know it. When I get to a low point I seem to think MPs and escorts will pull me out of it. They don't really but in the end we get some very real reviews. So here are the reviews of the last 2 months. If someone wants to help with links please do otherwise I'll describe best that I can. I'm mid 40's muscular but not shredded, decent looks. I'm just going from what I've been told to give everyone a frame of reference.

(1) Serenity Bodyworks (Jackson, MI) - Jordan. By far the best of the bunch. Nice looking, cool personality. Felt like I could just hang out at the bar with her. Anyway. $100 to the house, $100 tip. She got naked to start the massage. Massage was average for about 15 minutes then went to whatever I wanted for the remaining 45. Anything and everything. She is just genuinely a cool person, had a lot of fun and will go back. Long drive but worth it IMO.

(2) LaToca Massage (Sterling Heights, MI) - Don't Recall name. Horrible massage, no extras. Touching over bikini but that is BORING. 3 very good looking girls greeted me at the desk. Paid $130 to the house (flame me, I deserve it). Went into the room and waited for a different girl to massage me. She was HOT! Just had her breasts done, said she couldn't lift over 5 lbs and proceeded to say there are no extras right out of the gate but I could touch her ass. Talked way too much, massage was shit, and all I was thinking was how I could just get out of there live and learn so to speak. No tip. Got out and was pissed I wasted $130.

(3) Carla (Canton, MI) - A very close second. Good looking, great personality, fun massage. Options for the HE. Went with a HJ but covered BJ was on the table. She got completely naked for me, hands allowed to roam free. After the HJ / HE I tipped $50, and will go back.

(4) Escort / Forgot name (Plymouth, MI) - Heavy set girl, glasses, pretty face. $100 for 30 min. Went right for the covered BJ. Did what I asked without hesitation. Wasn't really my thing overall, probably won't go back but she was nice and did what was asked.

(5) Jennifer in Westland (Westland, MI) - $60 for the massage. Average massage. Talkative and friendly. On the flip asked if I wanted her to touch "down there". I said yes and she said did I want her to "use her hands or her mouth" - direct quote. Went for the HJ vs the covered BJ. BBBJCIM was available. She immediately took of her top and had really great breasts for her age. Hands were allowed anywhere and she did a nice job on the HE. Would go back.

Not sure I would ever do a BBBJ. I'm definitely cautious and a clean freak. I even wore a mask except with Jordan and Carla.

Feel free to ask any questions.

**BadBosco** · 11-18-20 22:40

Originally Posted by Krinkle187 [View Original Post]

I've read a lot on here about her. Think I might try it. What can I say, I'm curious. Just wondering for anyone that has done it and got her naked, how's her body? And I've heard FS is possible. She down for multiple positions or what?

I asked about FS, she said yes, but told me up front that it does nothing for her. As other stated, complete dead fish. I am going to stay with the massage and BJ, best value to me anyway. I also asked about BBFS, she declined. On the flip side (pun intended) I had reply to a PM that said she has a toy that she will use and get into it, but I was not clear what that meant for you as the client. Were you able to "help" and did she go with the mood and get into FS? For the price, perhaps its worth a try?

**PieBoy** · 11-18-20 20:16

Originally Posted by UltraFind77 [View Original Post]

https://detroit.bedpage.com/Escorts/...h/9768240.html

80.00 to start. OK NP. Well it started off ok. She was pushing her vagina into my head so I started rubbing her legs under her dress. Got to kitty and rubbed a little. She changes position to my side and I start rubbing titties and ass covered. Gets me ruck hard and touches me and says ok? I'm like YES how much. She says you know. I'm like NO I don't. 40? She says no. More. 60? No 80. I was horned up so I did but I could have got 2 shots off in an hour with some talent.

What dd you get for $80 tip?

**Krinkle187** · 11-18-20 18:04

I've read a lot on here about her. Think I might try it. What can I say, I'm curious. Just wondering for anyone that has done it and got her naked, how's her body? And I've heard FS is possible. She down for multiple positions or what?

**UltraFind77** · 11-18-20 17:53

https://detroit.bedpage.com/Escorts/...h/9768240.html

80.00 to start. OK NP. Well it started off ok. She was pushing her vagina into my head so I started rubbing her legs under her dress. Got to kitty and rubbed a little. She changes position to my side and I start rubbing titties and ass covered. Gets me ruck hard and touches me and says ok? I'm like YES how much. She says you know. I'm like NO I don't. 40? She says no. More. 60? No 80. I was horned up so I did but I could have got 2 shots off in an hour with some talent.

**Blitzed22** · 11-18-20 17:43

Originally Posted by LouisTully [View Original Post]

It's why I play the game. The journey. The "will it or won't it".

Couldn't agree more. I love the hunt!

**The New World** · 11-18-20 16:30

They provide a city, that is a good sign.

It is probably a hotel set up, the girl is much older than the picture and a lot of up selling after a 10 minute massage.

This may be a new apartment location, in which case it's still not the girl in the picture but the same girl is there for some time.

TOFTT and leport. If its apartment, let me know.

Originally Posted by Jay23 [View Original Post]

https://www.duttslist.com/details-2213454

Looks too good to be true.

**AvBrent** · 11-18-20 12:41

So let me ask you this.

Let's say you've built chemistry and there seems to be a possibility of leaving happy. How exactly do you relay / request that you want a HJ?

At AMP's it's easy. Rub their leg or ass or push your ass up in the air a bit, it's par for the course.

But for a "legit" provider you cannot be as bold, so how do you do it? Just come out and say "could you finish me off?" orrr what? Genuinely curious you guys choice of words in that situation.

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I have with a number of such places. Actually the journey to getting them to "cross the line" can be half the fun. In my experiences it takes two things: 1. There has to be some type of chemistry between you and the therapist. It is either there or it isn't and generally you will get a good idea pretty quick. 2. It takes time and multiple visits to build the trust and comfort level required for them to engage.