Massage Parlor Reports

**Trahn72** · 11-19-20 00:54

No judging please, I'm a bit manic and know it. When I get to a low point I seem to think MPs and escorts will pull me out of it. They don't really but in the end we get some very real reviews. So here are the reviews of the last 2 months. If someone wants to help with links please do otherwise I'll describe best that I can. I'm mid 40's muscular but not shredded, decent looks. I'm just going from what I've been told to give everyone a frame of reference.

(1) Serenity Bodyworks (Jackson, MI) - Jordan. By far the best of the bunch. Nice looking, cool personality. Felt like I could just hang out at the bar with her. Anyway. $100 to the house, $100 tip. She got naked to start the massage. Massage was average for about 15 minutes then went to whatever I wanted for the remaining 45. Anything and everything. She is just genuinely a cool person, had a lot of fun and will go back. Long drive but worth it IMO.

(2) LaToca Massage (Sterling Heights, MI) - Don't Recall name. Horrible massage, no extras. Touching over bikini but that is BORING. 3 very good looking girls greeted me at the desk. Paid $130 to the house (flame me, I deserve it). Went into the room and waited for a different girl to massage me. She was HOT! Just had her breasts done, said she couldn't lift over 5 lbs and proceeded to say there are no extras right out of the gate but I could touch her ass. Talked way too much, massage was shit, and all I was thinking was how I could just get out of there live and learn so to speak. No tip. Got out and was pissed I wasted $130.

(3) Carla (Canton, MI) - A very close second. Good looking, great personality, fun massage. Options for the HE. Went with a HJ but covered BJ was on the table. She got completely naked for me, hands allowed to roam free. After the HJ / HE I tipped $50, and will go back.

(4) Escort / Forgot name (Plymouth, MI) - Heavy set girl, glasses, pretty face. $100 for 30 min. Went right for the covered BJ. Did what I asked without hesitation. Wasn't really my thing overall, probably won't go back but she was nice and did what was asked.

(5) Jennifer in Westland (Westland, MI) - $60 for the massage. Average massage. Talkative and friendly. On the flip asked if I wanted her to touch "down there". I said yes and she said did I want her to "use her hands or her mouth" - direct quote. Went for the HJ vs the covered BJ. BBBJCIM was available. She immediately took of her top and had really great breasts for her age. Hands were allowed anywhere and she did a nice job on the HE. Would go back.

Not sure I would ever do a BBBJ. I'm definitely cautious and a clean freak. I even wore a mask except with Jordan and Carla.

Feel free to ask any questions.

**BadBosco** · 11-18-20 22:40

Originally Posted by Krinkle187 [View Original Post]

I've read a lot on here about her. Think I might try it. What can I say, I'm curious. Just wondering for anyone that has done it and got her naked, how's her body? And I've heard FS is possible. She down for multiple positions or what?

I asked about FS, she said yes, but told me up front that it does nothing for her. As other stated, complete dead fish. I am going to stay with the massage and BJ, best value to me anyway. I also asked about BBFS, she declined. On the flip side (pun intended) I had reply to a PM that said she has a toy that she will use and get into it, but I was not clear what that meant for you as the client. Were you able to "help" and did she go with the mood and get into FS? For the price, perhaps its worth a try?

**PieBoy** · 11-18-20 20:16

Originally Posted by UltraFind77 [View Original Post]

https://detroit.bedpage.com/Escorts/...h/9768240.html

80.00 to start. OK NP. Well it started off ok. She was pushing her vagina into my head so I started rubbing her legs under her dress. Got to kitty and rubbed a little. She changes position to my side and I start rubbing titties and ass covered. Gets me ruck hard and touches me and says ok? I'm like YES how much. She says you know. I'm like NO I don't. 40? She says no. More. 60? No 80. I was horned up so I did but I could have got 2 shots off in an hour with some talent.

What dd you get for $80 tip?

**Krinkle187** · 11-18-20 18:04

I've read a lot on here about her. Think I might try it. What can I say, I'm curious. Just wondering for anyone that has done it and got her naked, how's her body? And I've heard FS is possible. She down for multiple positions or what?

**UltraFind77** · 11-18-20 17:53

https://detroit.bedpage.com/Escorts/...h/9768240.html

80.00 to start. OK NP. Well it started off ok. She was pushing her vagina into my head so I started rubbing her legs under her dress. Got to kitty and rubbed a little. She changes position to my side and I start rubbing titties and ass covered. Gets me ruck hard and touches me and says ok? I'm like YES how much. She says you know. I'm like NO I don't. 40? She says no. More. 60? No 80. I was horned up so I did but I could have got 2 shots off in an hour with some talent.

**Blitzed22** · 11-18-20 17:43

Originally Posted by LouisTully [View Original Post]

It's why I play the game. The journey. The "will it or won't it".

Couldn't agree more. I love the hunt!

**The New World** · 11-18-20 16:30

They provide a city, that is a good sign.

It is probably a hotel set up, the girl is much older than the picture and a lot of up selling after a 10 minute massage.

This may be a new apartment location, in which case it's still not the girl in the picture but the same girl is there for some time.

TOFTT and leport. If its apartment, let me know.

Originally Posted by Jay23 [View Original Post]

https://www.duttslist.com/details-2213454

Looks too good to be true.

**AvBrent** · 11-18-20 12:41

So let me ask you this.

Let's say you've built chemistry and there seems to be a possibility of leaving happy. How exactly do you relay / request that you want a HJ?

At AMP's it's easy. Rub their leg or ass or push your ass up in the air a bit, it's par for the course.

But for a "legit" provider you cannot be as bold, so how do you do it? Just come out and say "could you finish me off?" orrr what? Genuinely curious you guys choice of words in that situation.

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I have with a number of such places. Actually the journey to getting them to "cross the line" can be half the fun. In my experiences it takes two things: 1. There has to be some type of chemistry between you and the therapist. It is either there or it isn't and generally you will get a good idea pretty quick. 2. It takes time and multiple visits to build the trust and comfort level required for them to engage.

**LouisTully** · 11-18-20 12:03

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**LouisTully** · 11-18-20 10:30

It's why I play the game. The journey. The "will it or won't it".

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I have with a number of such places. Actually the journey to getting them to "cross the line" can be half the fun. In my experiences it takes two things: 1. There has to be some type of chemistry between you and the therapist. It is either there or it isn't and generally you will get a good idea pretty quick. 2. It takes time and multiple visits to build the trust and comfort level required for them to engage.

**Moonglow913** · 11-18-20 09:54

Originally Posted by Trahn72 [View Original Post]

I am curious if anyone has experienced a HE at a totally legit massage parlor. Have you ever walked into LaVida and left with an unexpected smile on your face for something you never thought would happen there? I'm genuinely curious. In my case I can't say that I have other that some very light accidental nut touch.

I have with a number of such places. Actually the journey to getting them to "cross the line" can be half the fun. In my experiences it takes two things: 1. There has to be some type of chemistry between you and the therapist. It is either there or it isn't and generally you will get a good idea pretty quick. 2. It takes time and multiple visits to build the trust and comfort level required for them to engage.

**Lamarr** · 11-18-20 01:09

Originally Posted by AngusGuy [View Original Post]

Scanned through her pictures.

https://www.duttslist.com/details-a-...-diaza--a--i--

Taking off the huge sunglasses reveals her Indian heritage and the fact she is ageing. As we all are.

I believe she is Brazilian. Used to live in Miami.

**Dumpster Fire** · 11-17-20 21:56

Originally Posted by JoeyKing [View Original Post]

Recently I have tried a few new massage possibilities with mixed results at best. Please let me know if you have had any experience with any of these. I am just not having much luck lately and could use some help if you have any recommendations.

1. Tried the Relaxation Day Spa but communications were very poor and slow. I am currently trying to set something up for later this week but not sure how it will go.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...229735890.html

2. Contacted the Dr. Jas and was thinking it would be good until the request / demand for cashapp or paypal payment before any final arrangements could be made. Most likely a scam so I cut off all communications.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/b...228797262.html

3 Heather in Pontiac was booked for my available times so I will have to try again to set something up.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/148142

4. Asian Relax Spa, NE corner of 21 & Hayes. Took a chance and walked in, $60 for 40 minutes. Decent massage for 25 minutes on back and legs with a few light touches on the boys but nothing substantial. She said flip and instantly went for standard mechanical HJ and pushed away my attempts to roam and when finished she handed me a towel and said see you outside and left. Gave her a tip of $40. Nothing special and not sure about repeating.

I tried to schedule an appointment with Lynn. She asked what I was looking for and I said FS. She said she doesn't do that. She asked me to text her to confirm her availability but she never responded.

**LouisTully** · 11-17-20 21:22

Originally Posted by Trahn72 [View Original Post]

I am curious if anyone has experienced a HE at a totally legit massage parlor. Have you ever walked into LaVida and left with an unexpected smile on your face for something you never thought would happen there? I'm genuinely curious. In my case I can't say that I have other that some very light accidental nut touch.

This is actually a favorite question of mine. I've been on this board a long time. I'm older. I'm overweight. I'm not ugly but I am certainly no stud. But I'm nice. Respectful. Probably not looking like LEO helps too.

There are two places in metro Detroit that I never strike out at. Both totally legit American places. Not chains. Been going for years.

I am super hesitant to name them. But I guess my point is, be clean. Be respectful. Be funny, nice, ect. And you never know what can happen. It's not just the 25 year old who's 6'5 with a big dick who gets some mileage.

Sometimes the girls just want to feel like they are more than HJ machines. I make them feel that way.