Massage Parlor Reports

**JmSuttr** · 10-06-20 21:12

Originally Posted by Windmill2015 [View Original Post]

I think Jimsuttr's comment here is the keyone hour at a "legit only" massage place is typically $60 to $80, so even with the tip you're topping out at $100. Maybe $110 or $120 if you're generous or the massage was very good, but that's where things can break down with the GPS girls: they're expecting, essentially, a generous "normal" tip plus another $40 for the handshake, when the massage itself may have been nothing special to begin with. The ones who inspire the most loyalty and who don't merit the "GPS" label (in the Thai massage context) are the ones who actually care about massaging well and pleasing the client, not just collecting the tips. It's in our interest to reward the quality and downvote the slackers.Personally, I've gone from a formerly avid Thai massage dreamer to the sugar bowl exclusively, in the last few months, precisely due to frustration over the quality of service from the $120+ ladies recently.

One thing to consider is that, while there's a general sense of what GPS is, the definition can certainly differ from client to client.

Taking the price stucture you mentioned, good quality legit massages are readily available for 60 hr + 20 tip. For AMP sessions, 80 hr + 40 tip is a readily available price and, if you shop carefully, should include a good massage, table shower, and clothed HJ. For an independent sensual masseuse, 120 hr is directly comparable to the AMP session and that price should include at least a clothed HJ. With the indie you give up the table shower option but you usually get a higher level of privacy.

Using those price levels as a baseline, I personally don't consider any provider to be GPS if she gives the basic level of service for the base price listed above. Some might not give great massages, or maybe their HJ skills are lacking, but that's a different issue than being GPS.

I also don't consider an FBSM provider to be GPS if she sets her prices for any extras (CBJ, BBBJ, CFS, Nuru, etc.) at a level higher than I'm willing to pay. My reasoning is that she's not overcharging for the basic sensual massage and anything beyond that is subject to negotiation. I'm free to decline and stick with massage + HE for 120.

BUT, those who finish the massage and hit you up for more $$$ just to give a HJ are absolutely GPS. They know what the going rate is and they're waiting until your naked ass is on the table, balls turning blue, before hitting you with the upsell. That is not cool and definitely needs to be called out. I've also had some who tried to upsell after the flip and when I declined they either didn't want to continue the session or else did the lamest HJ imaginable. I would also put those in the GPS camp.

As you also noted, there are established local ladies who have not raised their rates and aren't trying to take advantage of clients. I agree 100% with your statement about rewarding the quality and down voting the slackers. I'm not a sugar bowl aficionado, and I'm not sure any of them would give me a massage + HJ for 120, so I'm happy to stick with a rotation of regulars with whom I have good chemistry. Also, as an established long-term client, I tend to get priority scheduling and various other perks on occasion. This strategy probably won't appeal to those who want to maximise the variety of their experiences, but it suits me pretty well.

**Creeping** · 10-06-20 21:10

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

I was finally able to get a return text, met her early this week.

220 for the hr massage, but she mentioned 180 ffor half. I might go for that if I see her again.

220, total damage!

**MikelSuTiger** · 10-06-20 19:47

I was finally able to get a return text, met her early this week.

220 for the hr massage, but she mentioned 180 ffor half. I might go for that if I see her again.

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

Great review! What was the tip on top of the hr rate?

**GilBang** · 10-06-20 18:40

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/therapeutic...e/9757085.html

Setting up was easy and when I arrived Zina gave me directions to her door. I got there and she was beautifully dressed in a snug dress that hugged her tight body.

Upon meeting I went in for a hug and lightly rubbed her butt, she giggled and slid my hand away. I thought to myself oh goodness, this could go either way.

She took my hand and walked me to the back room and asked if I needed to freshen up with a shower. I obliged and got showered, wrapped myself in the towel, and met her in the room. I got on the table and she asked to the massage first. I've had my fair share of massages and Zina's was hands down the best I've ever had! Every time she was in reach I rubbed her thighs and they were silly and just enough softness to them. I nearly drooled from her massage skills, even now hours later I feel so good and refreshed!

After the massage on my back she asked me to flip. She slowly undressed to reveal a gorgeous body, walked over to the table and began stroking my cock and body. Zina climbed onto the massage table and began licking my nipples, kissing my chest and body, stroking my cock, and then put me into her mouth.

She gave a slow BBBJ and I was in complete ecstasy. She asked if I liked it to which I replied, "fuck yeah". She giggled, got off the massage table, and asked me to join her on the bed. I got off the table and she was fixing the towel on the bed. I was standing waiting patiently and rubbing her when she was in reach. Right before getting on the bed she knelt before me and took me into her mouth and looked up at me. What a sight, this gorgeous Thai woman looking in my eyes with my raging cock sitting in her mouth. She wasn't bobbing on it at the time, just pausing with my cock in her mouth! She started sucking on it for a few minutes before inviting me to lie down. I did and she started the BBBJ again and then put the cover on. She asked how I wanted her and I asked for CG. My goodness the kitty was so freaking tight and felt so incredibly good! She rode me slowly and I was loving it, Zina is the truth!

Then I flipped her on her back and took her mish style. I pounded the hell out of her tight kitty, her hands pushing up against the wall, my hands squeezing her ass, her heavy panting, moaning, and I couldn't hold out much longer. I blew into the cover as she whispered "fill me with your cum". Made my orgasm feel even more intense! As I was slowly pulling out her kitty is so tight it held onto the cover. I laid on the bed and as she was walking to the bathroom I smacked her on the ass, she giggled and turned back to wink at me.

I took a short shower and she walked me to the door after I showered and dressed. My opinion, Zina is amazing and worth every penny!

Creepin.

Great review! What was the tip on top of the hr rate?

**Creeping** · 10-06-20 17:02

https://nova.bedpage.com/therapeutic...e/9757085.html

Setting up was easy and when I arrived Zina gave me directions to her door. I got there and she was beautifully dressed in a snug dress that hugged her tight body.

Upon meeting I went in for a hug and lightly rubbed her butt, she giggled and slid my hand away. I thought to myself oh goodness, this could go either way.

She took my hand and walked me to the back room and asked if I needed to freshen up with a shower. I obliged and got showered, wrapped myself in the towel, and met her in the room. I got on the table and she asked to the massage first. I've had my fair share of massages and Zina's was hands down the best I've ever had! Every time she was in reach I rubbed her thighs and they were silly and just enough softness to them. I nearly drooled from her massage skills, even now hours later I feel so good and refreshed!

After the massage on my back she asked me to flip. She slowly undressed to reveal a gorgeous body, walked over to the table and began stroking my cock and body. Zina climbed onto the massage table and began licking my nipples, kissing my chest and body, stroking my cock, and then put me into her mouth.

She gave a slow BBBJ and I was in complete ecstasy. She asked if I liked it to which I replied, "fuck yeah". She giggled, got off the massage table, and asked me to join her on the bed. I got off the table and she was fixing the towel on the bed. I was standing waiting patiently and rubbing her when she was in reach. Right before getting on the bed she knelt before me and took me into her mouth and looked up at me. What a sight, this gorgeous Thai woman looking in my eyes with my raging cock sitting in her mouth. She wasn't bobbing on it at the time, just pausing with my cock in her mouth! She started sucking on it for a few minutes before inviting me to lie down. I did and she started the BBBJ again and then put the cover on. She asked how I wanted her and I asked for CG. My goodness the kitty was so freaking tight and felt so incredibly good! She rode me slowly and I was loving it, Zina is the truth!

Then I flipped her on her back and took her mish style. I pounded the hell out of her tight kitty, her hands pushing up against the wall, my hands squeezing her ass, her heavy panting, moaning, and I couldn't hold out much longer. I blew into the cover as she whispered "fill me with your cum". Made my orgasm feel even more intense! As I was slowly pulling out her kitty is so tight it held onto the cover. I laid on the bed and as she was walking to the bathroom I smacked her on the ass, she giggled and turned back to wink at me.

I took a short shower and she walked me to the door after I showered and dressed. My opinion, Zina is amazing and worth every penny!

Creepin.

**PilotAviator** · 10-06-20 14:57

Although we are past the vernal eq, and recognizing the staff is very aware of and follows COVID recommendations, my last visit to the Garden in Burke was like a renewal of life in the Spring.

Thank you Lucy for a great NOVA massage experience.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Windmill2015** · 10-06-20 13:17

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Unfortunately, the DMV is a magnet for overpriced providers and we've gotten even more over the last 2-3 years. From the location in the ad I'm wondering if she's one of the women who work with Laila / Mya.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...4874.htm?cat=1

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/mc...w/9593637.html

They usually work out of a gated apt complex near Tysons Mall and the Kaiser medical center. All are GPS to the extreme and have average to non-existent massage skills. I tend to avoid any Thai masseuse with a non-local phone number unless / until there's positive intel on the forum.

120 should absolutely include a release as you can get a great legit massage for 60-80 + tip.

I think Jimsuttr's comment here is the key—one hour at a "legit only" massage place is typically $60 to $80, so even with the tip you're topping out at $100. Maybe $110 or $120 if you're generous or the massage was very good, but that's where things can break down with the GPS girls: they're expecting, essentially, a generous "normal" tip plus another $40 for the handshake, when the massage itself may have been nothing special to begin with. The ones who inspire the most loyalty and who don't merit the "GPS" label (in the Thai massage context) are the ones who actually care about massaging well and pleasing the client, not just collecting the tips. It's in our interest to reward the quality and downvote the slackers.

Personally, I've gone from a formerly avid Thai massage dreamer to the sugar bowl exclusively, in the last few months, precisely due to frustration over the quality of service from the $120+ ladies recently.

**DanznMan** · 10-06-20 12:21

I had a wonderful workout session with Seven at VIP in Greenbelt (https://dc.rubratings.com/126740). Standard GB menu (everything covered) and price ($210) but Seven made it fun. She is tall, slender, fit (all muscle, not an ounce of fat) and sweet. Constantly laughing and teasing. She provided a through table shower with a near release followed by a decent medium hard massage. She likes to ride and pounded me like a piledriver. I thought "She should pay me!" Finished in mission, relaxed clean up and out the door. It is a long drive from northern Virginia but I have yet to find a similar AMP service in northern Virginia. Please share if you find one. Recommend booking Seven. Your trip will be worth the trek.

**Justforme** · 10-06-20 10:58

Gina was nice but the service was not worth the price.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/wa...n/9740123.html

There appear to be more spa services available. If the massage is not up to par the other services might be.

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Unfortunately, the DMV is a magnet for overpriced providers and we've gotten even more over the last 2-3 years. From the location in the ad I'm wondering if she's one of the women who work with Laila / Mya.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...4874.htm?cat=1

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/mc...w/9593637.html

They usually work out of a gated apt complex near Tysons Mall and the Kaiser medical center. All are GPS to the extreme and have average to non-existent massage skills. I tend to avoid any Thai masseuse with a non-local phone number unless / until there's positive intel on the forum.

120 should absolutely include a release as you can get a great legit massage for 60-80 + tip.

**Justforme** · 10-06-20 10:47

This is not how they taught economics in college. The supply is large (size of pool and provider) so they raise the prices and provide lower quality of service.

Sadly, Virginia has always known for accepting the lower quality usually at a cost.

Sad but we allowed this path and now we have to live deal with it.

Originally Posted by SunCap3 [View Original Post]

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

**PilotAviator** · 10-05-20 22:34

Originally Posted by SunCap3 [View Original Post]

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

The phrase "stag-flation" (or stag-Flagellation) comes to mind (minds to cum).

Regardless of circumstances. Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Jonesy72** · 10-05-20 18:53

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I have been itching to go see this chick in purple ever since someone said during their session, she was moaning "you have to protect me, I can get into trouble". LOL. Kind of hot for her to moan something like that as she is riding you.

Glad to know I'm not the only one to have that reaction. LOL.

Ice actually seen her twice pre-Covid. Both times standard nova. First time she was flirty and fun. 2nd time was all business and demanded more $. So I haven't been back.

**TwitchJohnson** · 10-05-20 17:23

When you say NY it gives me hope again as someone who's only had bad experiences with Chinese AMPs with memories of walking in and getting a very, very "experienced" masseuse.

You say the sessions weren't fun, but were the masseuses attractive?

**Chase2010** · 10-05-20 14:48

After many sleepless nights due to COVID concerns, I had a dream about Herndon Therapy. I dreamt that I met Tina, who was a very attractive woman in her 30's with a terrific body. No sign of baby damage, nice curvy hips especially for an Asian lady. Perky B's with nice pointers. She was friendly and a little talkative, very personable. 1 hr with table shower for. 8. The full package for +$ Never experienced CBJ that I liked but she changed my mind. Very good. Unbelievable kitty. Recommend!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/her...t/9721932.html

**Ihilani** · 10-05-20 13:41

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

The link you posted is for a place in Vienna that is listed on rubmaps under a different name and has been discussed here. Do a search of the address on rubmaps. I went here last year. Chinese AMP. Cute Chinese girl was my provider. Crap massage but then again you can read between the lines on what to expect at this place. Paid 120 for everything covered. House fee was I think either 40 or 50 for 30 minutes. Not sure what the hourly rate is.

Agree with Serpico. Visited pre COVID. Two parlors close to each other one is 311 Maple Ave (the one in the link and the other is 307 Maple Ave. The 307 provides 3 choices, a table shower and the full option can run you 2 x the house fee of $70. The 311 option is staffed by NY girls that rotate periodically. I have never had a fun session at 311, but did get the standard NoVA finish (no shower here) for the standard fee+ public house charge for an hour massage.