Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

I've been out of the area since the pandemic helping family through some issues, but I certainly have had some great Thai experiences as recently as early this year. Not sure they can all be lumped into one group but, as I said in my post, I avoid any who I know or suspect are GPS. That generally includes any with a non-local area code and also any I suspect are affiliated with known GPS-provider Laila (aka Mya). I also avoid any who post brand new ads (mostly in the Fair Lakes and Tysons area) unless I see positive reviews. And, since my preference is for a really great massage, I've stayed with locals like KK, Tara, and Nalee. There are a few others, like Sophie, Mint, and Gina, who have decent massage skills and with whom I have good chemistry. Other "honorable mentions" would include Anna, Candy (Sophie's friend in Fair Lakes), Luna, and Apple although she (Apple) can be a bit flaky and hard to schedule with. But I'm a bit older so my preference is to cultivate a rotation of established regulars rather than seek out newer (or hotter looking) providers.

I haven't dabbled in the Sugar Baby area as everything I've seen indicates that it's more effort than I'm willing to put in. To each their own, of course, but I've been mostly successful in avoiding the GPS trap by sticking with established and well-reviewed local providers. If you're a good regular client then you'll sometimes get referrals from the ladies, which is how I met Gina and Candy. There are more than enough to satisfy my need for variety but of course that may not be the case for others.

[InSearch69]

I agree. I saw a lot of Thai's. Service has gone way down and prices have sky rocketed. I have moved into the SB area because of that. Cheaper, better looking, much better service. You just have to put in the time to find good ones 😁.

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

[JmSuttr]

I really just think she's overwhelmed. She's scheduling and doing the massages herself. Like I said before she's greedy and trying to run a one woman ship. The girl needs help or she's bound to crash. She's booking back to back appointments and I know for a fact there's not much cleaning going on in between sessions because I wasn't even out the door and she was bringing the next chump in. I would repeat because her prices are reasonable for massage. But the massage wasn't great but like I said she's the only one running the show and I'm sure her rent for that place ain't cheap.

It's been a while since I've seen her but I had good luck scheduling early in the day, before she gets tired, and on days when it's less likely she'll be busy. For example, I've texted her the day before and set an appt for 7 am the next morning (she's a morning person, I think, as she suggested the time). Don't know if she'll do that for everyone but, if things are slow, it's worth a shot. And I always ask for her strongest massage so it's usually been pretty good. And I constantly remind her that I like an unrushed session so I specifically ask that she not schedule someone immediately after. YMMV, of course, but just some suggestions that might make a positive difference for those who want to give them a try.

Also, she occasionally has friends come down from NY to help her out. Not sure if that's currently the case but you can always ask. Can't remember her name but the last friend was quite attractive and satisfying, with a similar menu.

[TheOuroboros]

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

Since I've used a Thai provider. Since their egregious spike in prices for service, I have moved on to other venues and left the Thai providers in the dust. That being said, I still see ads and posts of mongers paying an arm and a leg for service that was a hundred dollars cheaper just a couple of years ago. So unfortunately it doesn't look like it's changing anytime soon, but I can at least take refuge in the fact that I am not adding to that problem.

They will continue to get away with charging outlandish prices while providing mediocre service as long as we continue to put money in their hands.

[SunCap3]

Unfortunately, the DMV is a magnet for overpriced providers and we've gotten even more over the last 2-3 years. From the location in the ad I'm wondering if she's one of the women who work with Laila / Mya.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...4874.htm?cat=1

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/mc...w/9593637.html

They usually work out of a gated apt complex near Tysons Mall and the Kaiser medical center. All are GPS to the extreme and have average to non-existent massage skills. I tend to avoid any Thai masseuse with a non-local phone number unless / until there's positive intel on the forum.

120 should absolutely include a release as you can get a great legit massage for 60-80 + tip.

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

[BookerTNelson]

I tried to see her the other day. Did her website form on Tuesday, She said she could see me on Thursday, sent her my LinkedIn for screening. Thursday morning she emailed to confirm. Took me a couple hours to email back. Then she ghosted until after the appointment time. Then accused me of not confirming, then said that actually her plans changed in the 3 hours it took me to confirm. Maybe she's good, and her pics sure are hot, but doesn't treat new clients very well. I might try again because I do want to try the milking table.

My first attempt to see her went something like yours. The milking table is nice and my session was worth it because of the edging factor but I've heard since posting that review that everyone's experience doesn't include the sensual portion and the edging. Without that it isn't worth it but again you wouldn't know until you gave it a shot. At the very least the titties and body are nice enough to have a great release with the milking table.

[Mdubya]

I second that opinion.

I really just think she's overwhelmed. She's scheduling and doing the massages herself. Like I said before she's greedy and trying to run a one woman ship. The girl needs help or she's bound to crash. She's booking back to back appointments and I know for a fact there's not much cleaning going on in between sessions because I wasn't even out the door and she was bringing the next chump in. I would repeat because her prices are reasonable for massage. But the massage wasn't great but like I said she's the only one running the show and I'm sure her rent for that place ain't cheap.

[BoatMan3]

I second that opinion.

She's had attitude problems with mongers in the past. Myself included. Bite enough of the hands that feed you, and you may find yourself going hungry.

[TheOuroboros]

Business being slow sounds like a recent development as previous reviews made it sound like her setup was a revolving door of mongers.

She's had attitude problems with mongers in the past. Myself included. Bite enough of the hands that feed you, and you may find yourself going hungry.

[FloorHump422]

Gather around all for one of the rare stories from your uncle Coaster. Now uncle Coaster has few stories to tell of late but did come across one.

Now some stay with one name, given or chosen, others like a variety of names. So whether the name is Joy, or Hua, or maybe even Lucy, the focus of our story loves the color purple. A first time visitor with our lady in purple I ventured for just a 30 minute stay. Twenty minutes spent with a medium level massage that at some point transitioned from two hands to two other parts rubbing against my back. A flip, a bit more rubbing, NVA finish, and out the door, 30 minutes even. A pleasant visit in which I stayed masked but she did not. As always I suspect YMMV but with me she was flirting and funny. Maybe a repeat when the world returns to a new normal. I gather business is very slow as she told me she had only two visitors the day before.

Stay safe.

Business being slow sounds like a recent development as previous reviews made it sound like her setup was a revolving door of mongers.

[JmSuttr]

Met with Annie in Tysons.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...205715558.html

Nice apartment. She is likely about 30 with a feminine Thai slender body. 120 for a legit Thai massage that lasted the entire hour. At the end of the hour, she asked if I wanted anything else. She offered +40 for a release, +80 for nude release, and +200 for FS. I didn't partake, but she is a sweetie and I thought I would pass on the info for those interested.

Unfortunately, the DMV is a magnet for overpriced providers and we've gotten even more over the last 2-3 years. From the location in the ad I'm wondering if she's one of the women who work with Laila / Mya.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...4874.htm?cat=1

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/mc...w/9593637.html

They usually work out of a gated apt complex near Tysons Mall and the Kaiser medical center. All are GPS to the extreme and have average to non-existent massage skills. I tend to avoid any Thai masseuse with a non-local phone number unless / until there's positive intel on the forum.

120 should absolutely include a release as you can get a great legit massage for 60-80 + tip.

[GilBang]

$120 doesn't include a HJ anymore with these Thai girls?

That's crazy, and +200 on top for FS?

[JmSuttr]

Anyone ever try Energy-Serenity that advertises on CL recently:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...202803423.html

http://www.energy-serenity.com/index1434.html?id=28

The "nearly tantric massage" sounds interesting, though wondering if the "nearly" means it short of full release. Anyway, may give her a try this week but was just curious if anyone had any experience previously.

I saw her years ago and it was a fully legit massage, no extras. But the reply you got from RidgeRacer suggests that a HJ may now be available. But, even if that's the case, I wouldn't recommend at the 150/ hr price mentioned by RR. She's not very attractive, is probably in her late 40's to mid 50's, was rather stocky / overweight when I visited, and I'm guessing the most likely scenario would be a clothed HE with no roaming.

As you can see from her personal site, she has a very high opinion of her massage skills. I frankly found the quality offered by KK, Tara, and Nalee to be better. And I would recommend any one of them, especially at 120/ hr, over Vicky.

Just my two-cents worth.

[TttGith]

Good experience, especially if you have never done a milking table. The massage itself is very mechanical to the point I was thinking of how someone who has folded shirts a million times at there job does it. But anyway, when it become more body to body (basically a light nuru) and sensual and teasing, it was much much better. The release itself was a mix of edging which I prefer and it stretched out to about 30 minutes of that. I've heard that the post mechanical part is YMMV.

I tried to see her the other day. Did her website form on Tuesday, She said she could see me on Thursday, sent her my LinkedIn for screening. Thursday morning she emailed to confirm. Took me a couple hours to email back. Then she ghosted until after the appointment time. Then accused me of not confirming, then said that actually her plans changed in the 3 hours it took me to confirm. Maybe she's good, and her pics sure are hot, but doesn't treat new clients very well. I might try again because I do want to try the milking table.

[MangoBalls78]

There was a lot of chatter about this place about 6 weeks ago and I have been meaning to check it out. I was drinking my second bourbon old fashioned last night and said F it and I made my way to Annandale. I arrived at the location and went in. The door opened and an older Korean women opened the door. She showed me to the room and I asked for HH with table shower for 60. Got undressed and then went to the shower area. She cleaned me up well especially in the ass and crotch area. No teasing but did a thorough job. We chatted a bit as well. After that headed back to the room and I laid face down. She got out a hot towel and proceeded to work my lower and upper back. She also got on top and walked on my back. Normally the massage at these places are average at best but she was a little above average in her technique. She worked the legs as well and then asked me to flip over. She immediately went for my junk and asked what I wanted. I went for the standard release for 60. She also took per top off. She climbed on and simulated BBBJ untiled I completed. We chatted more while I got dressed and gave her the tip. Overall she was nice and friendly. She is older than I prefer. I would say she was in her 50's and her body is somewhat proportional to her age. She is not heavy but had C cup breasts that were a little saggy. She stood about 5'4" maybe 145 lb. She did wear a mask so couldn't tell what her face looked like. She said her name was Jenny. I might roll the dice again to see if I get someone else.