Massage Parlor Reports

**TheOuroboros** · 10-04-20 10:48

Originally Posted by SunCap3 [View Original Post]

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

Since I've used a Thai provider. Since their egregious spike in prices for service, I have moved on to other venues and left the Thai providers in the dust. That being said, I still see ads and posts of mongers paying an arm and a leg for service that was a hundred dollars cheaper just a couple of years ago. So unfortunately it doesn't look like it's changing anytime soon, but I can at least take refuge in the fact that I am not adding to that problem.

They will continue to get away with charging outlandish prices while providing mediocre service as long as we continue to put money in their hands.

**SunCap3** · 10-04-20 07:40

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Unfortunately, the DMV is a magnet for overpriced providers and we've gotten even more over the last 2-3 years. From the location in the ad I'm wondering if she's one of the women who work with Laila / Mya.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...4874.htm?cat=1

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/mc...w/9593637.html

They usually work out of a gated apt complex near Tysons Mall and the Kaiser medical center. All are GPS to the extreme and have average to non-existent massage skills. I tend to avoid any Thai masseuse with a non-local phone number unless / until there's positive intel on the forum.

120 should absolutely include a release as you can get a great legit massage for 60-80 + tip.

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

**BookerTNelson** · 10-04-20 04:53

Originally Posted by TttGith [View Original Post]

I tried to see her the other day. Did her website form on Tuesday, She said she could see me on Thursday, sent her my LinkedIn for screening. Thursday morning she emailed to confirm. Took me a couple hours to email back. Then she ghosted until after the appointment time. Then accused me of not confirming, then said that actually her plans changed in the 3 hours it took me to confirm. Maybe she's good, and her pics sure are hot, but doesn't treat new clients very well. I might try again because I do want to try the milking table.

My first attempt to see her went something like yours. The milking table is nice and my session was worth it because of the edging factor but I've heard since posting that review that everyone's experience doesn't include the sensual portion and the edging. Without that it isn't worth it but again you wouldn't know until you gave it a shot. At the very least the titties and body are nice enough to have a great release with the milking table.

**Mdubya** · 10-04-20 00:34

Originally Posted by BoatMan3 [View Original Post]

I second that opinion.

I really just think she's overwhelmed. She's scheduling and doing the massages herself. Like I said before she's greedy and trying to run a one woman ship. The girl needs help or she's bound to crash. She's booking back to back appointments and I know for a fact there's not much cleaning going on in between sessions because I wasn't even out the door and she was bringing the next chump in. I would repeat because her prices are reasonable for massage. But the massage wasn't great but like I said she's the only one running the show and I'm sure her rent for that place ain't cheap.

**BoatMan3** · 10-03-20 22:05

I second that opinion.

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

She's had attitude problems with mongers in the past. Myself included. Bite enough of the hands that feed you, and you may find yourself going hungry.

**TheOuroboros** · 10-03-20 17:33

Originally Posted by FloorHump422 [View Original Post]

Business being slow sounds like a recent development as previous reviews made it sound like her setup was a revolving door of mongers.

She's had attitude problems with mongers in the past. Myself included. Bite enough of the hands that feed you, and you may find yourself going hungry.

**FloorHump422** · 10-03-20 16:25

Originally Posted by Coaster42 [View Original Post]

Gather around all for one of the rare stories from your uncle Coaster. Now uncle Coaster has few stories to tell of late but did come across one.

Now some stay with one name, given or chosen, others like a variety of names. So whether the name is Joy, or Hua, or maybe even Lucy, the focus of our story loves the color purple. A first time visitor with our lady in purple I ventured for just a 30 minute stay. Twenty minutes spent with a medium level massage that at some point transitioned from two hands to two other parts rubbing against my back. A flip, a bit more rubbing, NVA finish, and out the door, 30 minutes even. A pleasant visit in which I stayed masked but she did not. As always I suspect YMMV but with me she was flirting and funny. Maybe a repeat when the world returns to a new normal. I gather business is very slow as she told me she had only two visitors the day before.

Stay safe.

Business being slow sounds like a recent development as previous reviews made it sound like her setup was a revolving door of mongers.

**JmSuttr** · 10-03-20 14:52

Originally Posted by AdcFellow [View Original Post]

Met with Annie in Tysons.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...205715558.html

Nice apartment. She is likely about 30 with a feminine Thai slender body. 120 for a legit Thai massage that lasted the entire hour. At the end of the hour, she asked if I wanted anything else. She offered +40 for a release, +80 for nude release, and +200 for FS. I didn't partake, but she is a sweetie and I thought I would pass on the info for those interested.

Unfortunately, the DMV is a magnet for overpriced providers and we've gotten even more over the last 2-3 years. From the location in the ad I'm wondering if she's one of the women who work with Laila / Mya.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...4874.htm?cat=1

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/mc...w/9593637.html

They usually work out of a gated apt complex near Tysons Mall and the Kaiser medical center. All are GPS to the extreme and have average to non-existent massage skills. I tend to avoid any Thai masseuse with a non-local phone number unless / until there's positive intel on the forum.

120 should absolutely include a release as you can get a great legit massage for 60-80 + tip.

**GilBang** · 10-03-20 12:03

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

$120 doesn't include a HJ anymore with these Thai girls?

That's crazy, and +200 on top for FS?

**JmSuttr** · 10-03-20 11:13

Originally Posted by MDGuy145 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever try Energy-Serenity that advertises on CL recently:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...202803423.html

http://www.energy-serenity.com/index1434.html?id=28

The "nearly tantric massage" sounds interesting, though wondering if the "nearly" means it short of full release. Anyway, may give her a try this week but was just curious if anyone had any experience previously.

I saw her years ago and it was a fully legit massage, no extras. But the reply you got from RidgeRacer suggests that a HJ may now be available. But, even if that's the case, I wouldn't recommend at the 150/ hr price mentioned by RR. She's not very attractive, is probably in her late 40's to mid 50's, was rather stocky / overweight when I visited, and I'm guessing the most likely scenario would be a clothed HE with no roaming.

As you can see from her personal site, she has a very high opinion of her massage skills. I frankly found the quality offered by KK, Tara, and Nalee to be better. And I would recommend any one of them, especially at 120/ hr, over Vicky.

Just my two-cents worth.

**TttGith** · 10-03-20 10:21

Originally Posted by BookerTNelson [View Original Post]

Good experience, especially if you have never done a milking table. The massage itself is very mechanical to the point I was thinking of how someone who has folded shirts a million times at there job does it. But anyway, when it become more body to body (basically a light nuru) and sensual and teasing, it was much much better. The release itself was a mix of edging which I prefer and it stretched out to about 30 minutes of that. I've heard that the post mechanical part is YMMV.

I tried to see her the other day. Did her website form on Tuesday, She said she could see me on Thursday, sent her my LinkedIn for screening. Thursday morning she emailed to confirm. Took me a couple hours to email back. Then she ghosted until after the appointment time. Then accused me of not confirming, then said that actually her plans changed in the 3 hours it took me to confirm. Maybe she's good, and her pics sure are hot, but doesn't treat new clients very well. I might try again because I do want to try the milking table.

**MangoBalls78** · 10-03-20 10:06

There was a lot of chatter about this place about 6 weeks ago and I have been meaning to check it out. I was drinking my second bourbon old fashioned last night and said F it and I made my way to Annandale. I arrived at the location and went in. The door opened and an older Korean women opened the door. She showed me to the room and I asked for HH with table shower for 60. Got undressed and then went to the shower area. She cleaned me up well especially in the ass and crotch area. No teasing but did a thorough job. We chatted a bit as well. After that headed back to the room and I laid face down. She got out a hot towel and proceeded to work my lower and upper back. She also got on top and walked on my back. Normally the massage at these places are average at best but she was a little above average in her technique. She worked the legs as well and then asked me to flip over. She immediately went for my junk and asked what I wanted. I went for the standard release for 60. She also took per top off. She climbed on and simulated BBBJ untiled I completed. We chatted more while I got dressed and gave her the tip. Overall she was nice and friendly. She is older than I prefer. I would say she was in her 50's and her body is somewhat proportional to her age. She is not heavy but had C cup breasts that were a little saggy. She stood about 5'4" maybe 145 lb. She did wear a mask so couldn't tell what her face looked like. She said her name was Jenny. I might roll the dice again to see if I get someone else.

**Coaster42** · 10-03-20 08:54

Gather around all for one of the rare stories from your uncle Coaster. Now uncle Coaster has few stories to tell of late but did come across one.

Now some stay with one name, given or chosen, others like a variety of names. So whether the name is Joy, or Hua, or maybe even Lucy, the focus of our story loves the color purple. A first time visitor with our lady in purple I ventured for just a 30 minute stay. Twenty minutes spent with a medium level massage that at some point transitioned from two hands to two other parts rubbing against my back. A flip, a bit more rubbing, NVA finish, and out the door, 30 minutes even. A pleasant visit in which I stayed masked but she did not. As always I suspect YMMV but with me she was flirting and funny. Maybe a repeat when the world returns to a new normal. I gather business is very slow as she told me she had only two visitors the day before.

Stay safe.

**Happy Guy 2** · 10-03-20 00:28

Itch is bad. Scary.

But short time session has been no problem to me. I note time of start and if paying for an hour, I Just lie there and say hour is not up. Go back to work.

I'll also ask them at some point, How much time left? Makes them conscious that you track time.

If all of us hold them to the time or withhold tip with a direct comment, they understand even if they act like they don't.

Always treat the ladies nice, but nicely keep them to what they promise and you pay for.

We can ultimately control it. Nicely. Just be pleasantly firm with a big 😃.

Originally Posted by HornedLaw [View Original Post]

I saw Ji Ji for the first time recently and honestly wasn't impressed. I texted 5 minutes before our time when I was parked, she told me to wait a couple minutes, which turned into 7 before I even got the instructions to head up. I declined the pre-massage shower as I'd just taken one so I was instructed to lie down. I wait for a bit, she comes in, rearranges the towel that's covering me, and leaves the room for another couple minutes. During the message she left the room twice and dealt with her phone three times. The massage was light bordering on medium sometimes, nothing that was a real massage. Release was okay and not rushed. I checked my phone after the post-massage shower, she said she couldn't join because she had to clean, and it said 6:00 on the dot. So, shorted on time by at least 15 minutes isn't the best when you're paying more to get in the door than most of the shops out there. I know there's different costs associated with the apartment style places than AMPs, but as someone brought up the other week there is a value component. And if I can get a solid 1 hour for either the same price or less from an AMP I'm likely to go there.

Just my two cents, I know others have had better experiences. Maybe she's better and nicer if you're a repeat customer but I'm not throwing money away to check that out. I think I also had some sort of allergic reaction to something she used because my scalp and back itched like mad the next two days after. Good luck out there, guys.