Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

I went to this place on Franconia last week.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/62...0/9734524.html

FWS had a sign, by appointment only. I don't have their number anymore, more could I find it.

Back to this place which is very close to FWS; I paid 50 for the half, average looking Chinese I believe late 30's attendant. She kept her mask on the entire time. Average massage, nova ending was sub par, she just wasn't into it and it showed, limited roaming. It got the job done and I was on my way.

Stay safe.

That Franconia plaza I refer to as AMP kingdom because there's actually 3 AMPs all located in the same medical building. FW, new paradise, and the newbie on the block QQ2. Believe it or not there used to be another next door to that one before they turned into a nail salon / barbershop.

But King and MnM are also located down the street. There's an abundance of good time to be had. If you want Franconia Wellness phone number to make an appt PM me and I'll provide it.

[Paper Guy]

When I visited one of the older Asians at the infamous Clifton farmhouse several years ago, the previous monger came out to his car while I was waiting in mine. He didn't seem too happy to see me, and I felt uncomfortable as well. I stayed in my car until he left, then got out and walked to the front door.

The most blatant example I can remember was at the old Beltsville Therapy AMP in Maryland. On weekend evenings I sometimes had to wait with several other mongers in the front room until a provider was available. That was disconcerting.

Years ago at Kona in Bethesda, mama stuck me in an unheated sauna as the makeshift waiting room with another dude. That was a somewhat awkward conversation.

[Tom McAn]

I've had two customer run-ins in seven years. As matter of fact they both happened at the same place. A little awkward, but no big deal, sometimes it can't be avoided and it's bound to happen again, and I wouldn't call it negligence on the girls part either. The only thing good about the covid. I wear a hat and mask walking in and out of the place and wear it the whole time I'm in the AMP. Sounds like you weren't wearing a mask.

When I visited one of the older Asians at the infamous Clifton farmhouse several years ago, the previous monger came out to his car while I was waiting in mine. He didn't seem too happy to see me, and I felt uncomfortable as well. I stayed in my car until he left, then got out and walked to the front door.

The most blatant example I can remember was at the old Beltsville Therapy AMP in Maryland. On weekend evenings I sometimes had to wait with several other mongers in the front room until a provider was available. That was disconcerting.

[Telcova]

I went to this place on Franconia last week.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/62...0/9734524.html

FWS had a sign, by appointment only. I don't have their number anymore, more could I find it.

Back to this place which is very close to FWS; I paid 50 for the half, average looking Chinese I believe late 30's attendant. She kept her mask on the entire time. Average massage, nova ending was sub par, she just wasn't into it and it showed, limited roaming. It got the job done and I was on my way.

Stay safe.

[TheOuroboros]

Visited Diamond Flash instead.

Tan put on a performance.

Was expecting NOVA standard, but received an oral lesson at no additional fee.

Strong massage and a great rack on a fun sized spinner frame- best of both worlds.

Guess it worked out.

Nice job my dude! I've been to diamond flash quite a few times and have never managed to get more than a standard NOVA. Kiko, the MMS has some strict rules at diamond flash spa. You definitely reached a service only those blessed by the pantheon can achieve and that is what kind of worries me about this post.

Folks, don't flock to Diamond flash and expect this kind of service from every massage. Chances are you'll be turned down. And more so, Tan most likely broke Kikos golden rule to give wiz a heavenly dream. This could create more backlash and damage in the long run. So I will preface that post with a YMMV.

When I saw Tan I had to haggle, juggle 4 flaming knives, backflip into somersault kick a dragon in the face, and win the 2021 Winter Olympics just to get her to show me half a tit while she stroked junior. So please don't get disheartened when you don't get an oral lesson from her like wiz did (he clearly casted wish at level 9 and rolled a 20 to achieve this) We all want to get a tan before summer ends so don't get her in trouble and create a scene and scare her off. Remember YMMV.

P.S.: Addicus my bro. Please clear your mailbox!

[Member #6313]

So ventured my way over to Papaya after the recommendations recently, bottom line awesome! Came in was mettle by Janey (I asked 3 x to see if it was Annie or Janie, she said Janet but pretty sure this is the same person talked about). Great table shower with warm water and a nice scrub.

Went down for the massage, 8/10. The kicker, about 10 min in Katie came in and I got a 4 hands massage for about 20 min while they lightly chatted. Katie only left because some rang the doorbell who didn't have an appointment. Continuing, before the flip she rubbed her bare big tits all over me and began teasing. On the flip she was already in her panties and began playing with Junior. I asked to DATY and she dropped her panties and jumped up and began to BB69 once I started going to town on her. A couple minutes later she spun around and without penetrating ran her pussy up and down junior until I exploded. No discussion on tip, I didn't tell her anything to do, the girl knows what she is doing and it's awesome!

She cleaned me up stretched out my hips and we were done. I tipped her 110, between the 4 hands and the service I couldn't even think of any less. She was thankful and more than happy, on the way out Katie jumped out and said goodbye as well.

I have never been there before and told them it was my first time there, floored by the service and the genuine niceness and overall pleasantness.

This is the Papaya in Annandale?

[Serpico99]

I finally caved in to temptation and decided to try out the Pine in WB, it's 60 for the half hour and 80 for the hour. They do have a TS. MoMo was my provider. I went with the half hour option since I wanted to feel this place out. MoMo had some meat on her, not the rail thin chick with the tattoo on the shoulder that I passed in the hallway to the TS. MoMo has a nice round juicy ass and made made tits; however, she is sensitive on her nipples so she doesn't like you sucking on the nips.

She offered 140 for everything, I countered with 120 and she said that was good enough. DATY and DATO (which I enjoyed a lot, eating her ass out and gently sucking and licking those ass cheeks). I lasted a good 10 minutes with CFS, doing it nice and slow then speeding it up and enjoying seeing her get off on my rhythm. I got the full 30, but then again we just skipped to the main event, no massage.

My opinion: I really missed eating a nice juicy ass out; however, I would probably opt for a nice solid massage and edging noVa standard session at Garden in Burke and save the extra $$ To me, my goal is how explosive I can blow my load and I have had some of the best explosive loads from edging standard noVA.

One caveat: as I was walking to the TS, mamasan had let in another customer and didn't warn the other girls that another monger was coming through to the rooms so I was in my towel and mask and met face to face with this other dude. Not cool.

On another note: anyone have info on Healing Touches on Optiz in WB? That was one of new found favorites late last year. They have not returned since the lock down was lifted. Lee was my favorite there.

[Windmill2015]

JD has a couple reviews on the other board under the name "Jayda. " I do not think anyone has reviewed her in the forum yet. Earlier this year she told me no extras beyond basic NOVA, not sure if that has changed (I ended up not booking). She is in her 20's for those seeking a youthful provider.

About the BBBJ and CFS. I realize some ads state No FS, but still offer it. Is that the case here? I tend to stay away from those so I'm not even tempted to ask for FS, although sometimes BBBJ is good too.

To add to that - is there any intel on these?

JD - Fairlakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-stress-release-massage-by-jd/7180997469.html

Grace - Tysons: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/dunn-loring-beautiful-asian-massage/7180996610.html

Sherry - Fair Lakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-lovely-asian-massage-by-sherry/7179815763.html

Thanks.

[SwiftChariot]

That's what I said to myself when I walked out after seeing the girl in this ad.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147256

It was not an angry holy $h!t or a happy holy $h!t I was just simply in awe and didn't know what to think. So I decided to go hunting today, I was a little tired of the Asian persuasion and knew I need something "different" to finish b / c I blew a load yesterday. I visited a legit place in south DC (1 HR drive time wasted) and coming back up and ended up doing a panic search for another provider. Found the ad at the top. She has a handler so all was pretty smooth and was able to see her in a pinch.

Big apartment complex in Tysons (some of you know), I texted when I was there and went up almost immediately. I walked and saw a beautiful girl. In the ad she looks most like picture 2 and none of the others. She reminds me of every IG model picture in the history of IG. You know the ones, about 5'6 110 lbs blonde / blue / green hair that's been dyed 50,000 times and big ass glasses. I always hated those pictures, I couldn't understand why ever GD girl posting a pic looks the same and how I can never seem to meet one to give me a HANDY, but my friends they do exist!

She is apparently 23 yrs old and from Ukraine, has the best personality in the world (fake to get more money) and I really enjoyed our conversations. The rate was 1. 6 HH and 2. 0 HR. I opted for the HR. I brought 1. 6 extra just in case.

WARNING! DO NOT SEE THIS GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2. 6 IN YOUR POCKET. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHE IS THE BEST UP SELLER IN THE WORLD.

Started with a mediocre massage, she is in some sort of lingerie swimsuit (shrug). Flipped me after 20 minutes and started grinding me lightly. She then went into full HJ mode. I was holding on to enjoy myself. I went to pull down to see her Boobies and caught a glance of the pinkest, puffiest nipples (holy $h!t). She is a B cup, but holy $h!t. After the glance she pulls the boob back over to cover. She, in the most cute way possible says $60 topless and $100 nude, I countered with 1. 6 BBFS.

She was soo cute and was firm on prices and said only massage. Mind you I am a fit 30 yr old male is decent looking so be thinking you can persuade her. I decided to pay her no more extra and blew my load think about those boobies.

So my recommendation: You should see this woman if you are tired of seeing Asians. You will pay out the ying-yang and get shorted on time. DO ONLY HHR and bring at least $60 or just pull down to see her boobies (my god! Do not bring more than that these Russians are fierce!

She is only in town for a week, on your mark get set go!

[DCmdvawiz]

Completely agree with Grip on this one, and unless I'm lucky enough to get some back channel info before the crowds, I do the same. Again I'm not saying that what happened to wiz is acceptable. She should have put her phone on silent and let it roll to VM (she could even have had a message saying. If I don't answer and you have an appointment, I'm with someone and will get back to you as soon as possible). That being said, for that reason I also try to text "I'm here" which is more asynchronous than a call

Visited Diamond Flash instead.

Tan put on a performance.

Was expecting NOVA standard, but received an oral lesson at no additional fee.

Strong massage and a great rack on a fun sized spinner frame- best of both worlds.

Guess it worked out.

[InSearch69]

First one is nina. She was decent looking. I only got HJ but others have gotten more but reviews say not worth it.

Sherry-I think asks a lot for upgrades and not as good looking. I have never seen her.

About the BBBJ and CFS. I realize some ads state No FS, but still offer it. Is that the case here? I tend to stay away from those so I'm not even tempted to ask for FS, although sometimes BBBJ is good too.

To add to that - is there any intel on these?

JD - Fairlakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-stress-release-massage-by-jd/7180997469.html

Grace - Tysons: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/dunn-loring-beautiful-asian-massage/7180996610.html

Sherry - Fair Lakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-lovely-asian-massage-by-sherry/7179815763.html

Thanks.

[Member #6469]

About the BBBJ and CFS. I realize some ads state No FS, but still offer it. Is that the case here? I tend to stay away from those so I'm not even tempted to ask for FS, although sometimes BBBJ is good too.

To add to that - is there any intel on these?

JD - Fairlakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-stress-release-massage-by-jd/7180997469.html

Grace - Tysons: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/dunn-loring-beautiful-asian-massage/7180996610.html

Sherry - Fair Lakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-lovely-asian-massage-by-sherry/7179815763.html

Thanks.

Been awhile, but BBBJ and cfs.

[Miketastic69]

I've been in this hobby for a few years now. And I have never seen another one of you in an AMP, even by accident. Until today. And if you're reading this. They shouldn't have let that happen, and that was bad on them..

Took a ride over to Garden Spa in Fairfax. Was hoping to see Donna, but she doesn't work there anymore. I got a new girl named Kay. Short, slender, probably a natural C cup, and bald kitty, wearing a cute little dress with no bra, and a thong on underneath. Service was good for the Garden as usual, save for the run-in with a fellow hobbyist. Walked in, got temp taken, back to the middle room. Let her know I wanted 1/2 hr with shower. She took the house fee and came back a few minutes later, and off to the shower we go. She wasn't shy, and when I let her know I like the PM, she soaped up a finger and went to town. Damn near blew on the table, just from that! Anyhow, she had me flip, gave me a nice, soapy HJ, then finished the shower, and back to the room. Once in the room, she wanted me to lay face down, which I thought about doing to see if she'd DATO, but I was a little limited on time today, so I laid face up, and she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I grabbed Jr. And said "this kind of massage". She wanted $$, but negotiated back to $. 6. I've actually never paid more than $. 4 there with Julie or Donna. Until today. The up side? She let me FIV and FIA while DATY in 69. The down side? She would only do CBJ. And now that I think of it, that's the only time she took her mask off. I never saw her whole face. Just the eyes, which were pretty nice actually. Back in the day, Julie was pretty freaky and always did BBBJ. Oh well. Different times now I guess, and she's gone, so I guess that point is moot.

Anyhow, after a few minutes of 69 / CBJ / DATY, Kay hopped on for CG and rode me to completion. Hot towel cleanup as usual, mask back on, and out the door we went. And that's when it happened. Here comes a fellow hobbyist around the corner in a towel (coming from the shower), being led by another (slightly taller) KGirl wearing white shorts and a tank-top I think. I know it happens. It's bound to. It's just never happened to me, and it was surprising. Most AMP girls communicate when they're moving a customer out / in or to / from the shower, so that it doesn't happen. I actually almost came face to face with the provider and guy. Don't know what the problem was today. I'll still go back, and see how the other talent is. But that was piss-poor in my book. All told, I was out the door for $$. 2. Not bad overall, but needs to get back to the $$ mark (. 6 house / $. 4 tip). She wasn't going lower than $. 6 tip though, and I let Jr. Do the negotiating today instead of threatening to walk out like I should have.

Happy hunting fellas, and hope ya'll stay safe out there!

I actually had a few DC mongers visit me in Vegas for four days of debauchery a few years ago. But seeing mongers accidentally at a parlor stinks. I remember papaya spa (is that still around) when I lived in DC. There was a provider that I had waited months to see that would not perform CFS but give you the pussyjob treatment. Kind of like hotdog bun your wiener. Finally I got to see her. In my nervousness I think I missed which door she pointed me to and I walked in. There he was! Another monger laying on the table waiting for his "hot towel treatment. " Man. I almost couldn't proceed with my session out of embarrassment and disgust thinking I probably looked just like that wrinkled flesh bag I just saw. To make it worse, he was standing by the dumpster smoking a cigarette when I came out 30 minutes later.

What's weird is seeing your favorite provider in Walmart or Sears. Seeing them at the laundry mat or out with their boyfriend.

[InSearch69]

Been awhile, but BBBJ and cfs.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...180166059.html

Has anyone seen her? What BB options does she have?

[MrSunnyHills]

Sorry about your experience. Allow me to play devils advocate here. This site gives us good insight and can lead to positive experiences for those who RTTF. However sometimes, like in this case, I think the overwhelming positive reviews on a gal or MP can backfire a bit due to an influx of mongers flocking to see one specific provider. Supply and demand, the second time I've brought this up in a week, can hamper situations. In this case, due to the reviews, Lara is probably backlogged with bookings and that gives her the power to do some pretty shitty things.

As a rule of thumb when a person or place generates a lot of heat, I tend to let things simmer for a few weeks or month before I make way for my dream. Often times when you visit a FOTM provider, you tend to get a pretty watered down experience due to things like burnout. Food for thought.

Completely agree with Grip on this one, and unless I'm lucky enough to get some back channel info before the crowds, I do the same. Again I'm not saying that what happened to wiz is acceptable. She should have put her phone on silent and let it roll to VM (she could even have had a message saying. If I don't answer and you have an appointment, I'm with someone and will get back to you as soon as possible). That being said, for that reason I also try to text "I'm here" which is more asynchronous than a call.