Escort Reports

[Machintosh]

I've never fucked a Chinese girl but I have banged a couple Viets and the Laotian youngster and I think a Filipino at a club once. They are all clean freaks which I like.

I've heard Japanese girls are very reserved in bed which reflects their culture of shyness, but I can't verify this since I never been with one.

The Korean girls are really lighting up the mongering hobby right now in places like DC and NYC. All that fresh young pussy coming right off the boat.

I had the pleasure of interacting with a Japanese provider at an AMP in Delaware. She was and is an ATF. Her name is Lisa at Blue Wave in Wilmington.

[The Wiseacre]

I've never fucked a Chinese girl but I have banged a couple Viets and the Laotian youngster and I think a Filipino at a club once. They are all clean freaks which I like.

I've heard Japanese girls are very reserved in bed which reflects their culture of shyness, but I can't verify this since I never been with one.

The Korean girls are really lighting up the mongering hobby right now in places like DC and NYC. All that fresh young pussy coming right off the boat.

Had two and both were not a great roll in the hay. Also I hate that whimping animal squeal in Japanese porn videos, and one of them did that until I told her to stop.

[MassageAwesome]

A fellow hobbyist also gave me her info and pics. But I didn't know she had an ad. So I text her but I didn't get a respond till 4 days later. I stop by a gas station because she asked to bring her a pack of Newport's before I head to the hotel by the airport. I was an hour away and we kept in contact the entire time. After waiting in the parking lot for 15 min, she texts the room number, I grab the cash and the cigarettes and head to the room. She's the girl in the pics, gorgeous face but her belly turned me off immediately, also a white blonde was naked in the bathroom with the door cracked and we made awkward eye contact. Miranda tells me that her friend is going to be there during our meeting. It was a red flag so I told her that I left the cigarettes in the car and that I'll be right back (I had the cigarettes in my pocket.) as I'm in the car leaving she blows up my phone saying to not leave and to come back etc etc.

From the pics the girl looks cute and looks like she has a nice ass. However, you can also tell from the pics that she has a gut.

[TMeister]

Well, you can't really look at Asian monolithically. The Japanese and Korean women are squeaky clean (though the Japanese rarely shave their pussies, alas). Chinese women not so much (China is basically filthy, and so are the Chinese). Thai woman are very clean, and now that you mention it, Laotians too (though I've only tapped maybe 5-6 Laotian chicks). Cambodian and Vietnamese girls are clean. Move on to Malaysia, the Philippines, and Indonesia, and they're not as clean.

The commonality is *Buddhism*. Cleanliness is a serious virtue in Buddhist philosophy: "clean" and "dirty" are kind of like "good" and "evil" in the Judeo-Christian tradition (witness the habit of removing shoes in Buddhist Asian households).

I've never fucked a Chinese girl but I have banged a couple Viets and the Laotian youngster and I think a Filipino at a club once. They are all clean freaks which I like.

I've heard Japanese girls are very reserved in bed which reflects their culture of shyness, but I can't verify this since I never been with one.

The Korean girls are really lighting up the mongering hobby right now in places like DC and NYC. All that fresh young pussy coming right off the boat.

[Zafarasi]

Looking for providers up in north Cherokee County area.

Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

[MrSwollDick]

I've seen this BBW Blonde post off and on for a min in the Atlanta area and finally decide to give this low life girl a call.

She texted me back after an hour of "Yes", saying yes she's available like an hour later. I get the 411 on her from some other mongers on here and they all say the same thing, average at best. She responded, so I wanted to see where this goes.

She quotes me $400 for an HR rate I am like Wait, did I miss something here?? Is she a well known Porn Star!! Will do every and anything I wanted? Bare and all? Did I accidentally text back two or three hours? NO, NOPE, NADA, no way, Take your ass back and get those brown roots done. Pssssst $400 This bish is smoking crack!

But, there's more! So, she wants to ask some questions or me to send her pics of my face holding up two fingers WTF? Ahhhh NO! Then she wants me to send a pic of me holding my dick with three fingers LMFAO (Yes, I actually found an Google image of that one LOL) In case you want to throw her off!

So, politely explained to her about the ads on Listcrawler etc. Showing dumbasses doing what she asked or with their photo driver's licenses. Posted on sex sites across the internet. They are other better ways to do a check. Like get the dude on the phone hear his speech, if he talks like a thug and can't pronounce his syllables. Then odds are he's a thug or whatever.

I mean look at it from the customers side as well. Don't ask a dude to take a face pic SMDH, she could black mail the dude and say I am going to your wife etc. Or post it on another ad with other idiots from all over the country on the internet. Just not cool Bro!

She got mad and said well if you don't, then I am going to block you!! Have a good days. WTF Have a good days?? ***** go back to school and get a real job!! Learn how to spell, that's why you're a hoe, bouncing around from one bad cheap motel to another!! SMDH.

I would stay away from this hoe you can tell she will upcharge and rip you off. Just my 2 cents!

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[MrSwollDick]

I guess I'm an asshole because when a girl tells me via text or call they want me to buy them something or pick it up on the way I reply "Ok, but it's coming out of your donation" which usually pisses them off and the encounter is over. I never give them more than agreed not even 1 cent.

True That!

[HighFlyer21]

I had an 18 yo Laotian girlfriend for about a month in the late 90's. We met and flirted one night in an AOL chat room and then hooked up a couple days later. I was 27 at the time and I noticed that her lips tasted kinda sweet when we kissed. It wasn't flavored lipstick just a natural taste from her saliva. I ate her out a few times and noticed her pussy tasted a little better than most of the white women I've eaten out. I think her age also helped because I've slurped on the nipples of girls age 18 to 22 and they just seem to taste better than nips from a 30-something woman. I'm pretty sure this is hormonal in nature.

To this day I'm convinced many Asian women have some set of peculiar genes that makes their body juices and skin taste kinda sweet and not musky or sweaty like other races.

Also, I have found that Asian woman have the ability to squirt. And I love that.

[Member #6047]

I guess I don't get it.

You've got 1700 posts so you're obviously not new to this hobby but you made a lot of rookie mistakes in choosing this one for a date.

For some folks, the adventure, strangeness and unpredictability is part of the fun. Read his stories and tell me that he's not having fun. The bitching about the chicks is absolutely part of it.

[Ozymandias]

To this day I'm convinced many Asian women have some set of peculiar genes that makes their body juices and skin taste kinda sweet and not musky or sweaty like other races.

I think they're just clean.

Well, you can't really look at Asian monolithically. The Japanese and Korean women are squeaky clean (though the Japanese rarely shave their pussies, alas). Chinese women not so much (China is basically filthy, and so are the Chinese). Thai woman are very clean, and now that you mention it, Laotians too (though I've only tapped maybe 5-6 Laotian chicks). Cambodian and Vietnamese girls are clean. Move on to Malaysia, the Philippines, and Indonesia, and they're not as clean.

The commonality is *Buddhism*. Cleanliness is a serious virtue in Buddhist philosophy: "clean" and "dirty" are kind of like "good" and "evil" in the Judeo-Christian tradition (witness the habit of removing shoes in Buddhist Asian households). Christian and Islamic Asia, the women are no cleaner than white or black girls.

I'm not sure about Indian Buddhists. I've done a few "Indian" girls, but they were really either Pakistani or Bengali (most "Indian" or "Desi" hoes are actually Bengali, and if you ever see an "Indian" stripper, she's probably Pakistani or Bengali. Hindu girls just flat out don't "provide", except in desperately poor areas of India.) I would guess that Indian Buddhists (or Nepalese, etc) girls would be fairly clean, at least if you encounter them in the Developed world.

That's O's Anthropology 101 lesson for the day! Take it with a grain of salt.

O.

[BamaDoc007]

There is a vaginal suppository that takes care of that very well. https://lovewellness.com/products/ne...-suppositories.

It's something to set the pH right so that the good bacteria can outcompete the bad smelly stuff. Just a bacterial imbalance.

For me the hygiene issue is just non-negotiable. I'm not into "pregnant" myself, but I don't begrudge those who are (it's like "thick", not my thing AT ALL, but you do you).

I don't know about fellow mongers, but if I'm heading out to fuck, the first thing I do is SHOWER. Thoroughly. Like I'm getting in there under the balls and everything, scrubbing my dick down like I would a candy apple red 1970 Plymouth Barracuda I was about to take to a car show. Clean, clean, clean, with a sparkle.

Shaved, smooth, scrubbed, clean, gunk-free holes. That's all I ask of an escort. Is that so demanding?

Strippers aren't usually a problem; it's like they understand the need for cleanliness. But the escorts? I used to specifically request for escorts to thoroughly scrub their holes clean (I'd just tell them I plan to eat out all their holes, even if I didn't plan to, just so they'd want to avoid embarrassment and clean up).

One of the freshest pussies I ever enjoyed was a little Filipina spinner from Pink Pony (Cheyenne? Weird name for an asian stipper, but she was a hottie. Back in like 2004,2005). First, everything was waxed smooth, not a single whisker of pubic hair. Vulva, ass crack, anus, she did the full Brazilian on a regular basis. After we'd fuck (at her apartment), she would do a deep squat over the bathroom sink (she was tiny, so plenty of room) so her vagina would pop open, and she'd scoop all the post-fuck gunk out and thoroughly rinse out her vagina, scrub her vulva and ass. Kind of a hot "after show", actually, but I was always impressed by her commitment to vaginal hygiene. No stones unturned, so to speak.

I've been forever spoiled since those days (I fucked her maybe 50 times.).

O.

[TMeister]

I guess I don't get it.

You've got 1700 posts so you're obviously not new to this hobby but you made a lot of rookie mistakes in choosing this one for a date. Way too many red flags. The mere idea that she would take an half hour Uber from Kennesaw to Stone Mountain for only a QV 60 should've been the biggest red flag that she was a ROB or just flat out lying to you.

I was picking girls like this my first two years in the hobby but eventually learned to read the signs and avoid the obvious ripoffs and scammers.

https://www.escortads.ch/us/678-926-4011

I should have never let this chic tutor me 3 weeks ago. First saw this chic posting last year and text her for her rates and such. She text back telling me that she was doing outcalls only and for only $60 qv. Hmm. She said that she was going to catch an Uber from Kennessaw all the way to Stone Mountain for a $60 qv too. Really?

After the Uber ride back and forth, she'll probably go home with a net profit of $25 if she's lucky. LOL. I dismissed her ass that time as I figured she was probably either some Delk Road streetwalker or a crackhead or something. I saw someone on here review her recently, so I thought I would give her another try. I text her once again and she text me back with $70 qv incall this time. Err.

I asked her if she would accept "$60" and she text, "No". Oh boy. 70 qv it is then, I guess. I asked for address and she gave the address to a so so hotel in Norcross. I got to the hotel some 45 minutes later and text her that I arrived. I drove around the hotel and noticed there were like no cars in the parking lot. I thought maybe the hotel was being renovated or something.personality to be a $70 qv or better chic. I'll give her an "6. 8" in looks and a "4" in performance. Not again.

[TMeister]

One of the freshest pussies I ever enjoyed was a little Filipina spinner from Pink Pony (Cheyenne? Weird name for an asian stipper, but she was a hottie. Back in like 2004,2005). First, everything was waxed smooth, not a single whisker of pubic hair. Vulva, ass crack, anus, she did the full Brazilian on a regular basis. After we'd fuck (at her apartment), she would do a deep squat over the bathroom sink (she was tiny, so plenty of room) so her vagina would pop open, and she'd scoop all the post-fuck gunk out and thoroughly rinse out her vagina, scrub her vulva and ass. Kind of a hot "after show", actually, but I was always impressed by her commitment to vaginal hygiene. No stones unturned, so to speak.

I've been forever spoiled since those days (I fucked her maybe 50 times.)

I had an 18 yo Laotian girlfriend for about a month in the late 90's. We met and flirted one night in an AOL chat room and then hooked up a couple days later. I was 27 at the time and I noticed that her lips tasted kinda sweet when we kissed. It wasn't flavored lipstick just a natural taste from her saliva. I ate her out a few times and noticed her pussy tasted a little better than most of the white women I've eaten out. I think her age also helped because I've slurped on the nipples of girls age 18 to 22 and they just seem to taste better than nips from a 30-something woman. I'm pretty sure this is hormonal in nature.

To this day I'm convinced many Asian women have some set of peculiar genes that makes their body juices and skin taste kinda sweet and not musky or sweaty like other races.

[Ozymandias]

This form has showed me how to weed out fakes and I thank you older vets.

So here's another ebony bombshell.

Her pics are real but she's a few months pregnant. The baby bump can still be mistaken for a full stomach. She her cat had a slight smell as well.

Now those are all her cons.

Everything else is above average. She gives eye contract like you're making love and is a yeller. Her light colored eyes will lock with yours so mish is strongly suggested.

Her looks and performance are 9/10 she just needs to shower before her dates. Her you mongers go.

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For me the hygiene issue is just non-negotiable. I'm not into "pregnant" myself, but I don't begrudge those who are (it's like "thick", not my thing AT ALL, but you do you).

I don't know about fellow mongers, but if I'm heading out to fuck, the first thing I do is SHOWER. Thoroughly. Like I'm getting in there under the balls and everything, scrubbing my dick down like I would a candy apple red 1970 Plymouth Barracuda I was about to take to a car show. Clean, clean, clean, with a sparkle.

Shaved, smooth, scrubbed, clean, gunk-free holes. That's all I ask of an escort. Is that so demanding?

Strippers aren't usually a problem; it's like they understand the need for cleanliness. But the escorts? I used to specifically request for escorts to thoroughly scrub their holes clean (I'd just tell them I plan to eat out all their holes, even if I didn't plan to, just so they'd want to avoid embarrassment and clean up).

One of the freshest pussies I ever enjoyed was a little Filipina spinner from Pink Pony (Cheyenne? Weird name for an asian stipper, but she was a hottie. Back in like 2004,2005). First, everything was waxed smooth, not a single whisker of pubic hair. Vulva, ass crack, anus, she did the full Brazilian on a regular basis. After we'd fuck (at her apartment), she would do a deep squat over the bathroom sink (she was tiny, so plenty of room) so her vagina would pop open, and she'd scoop all the post-fuck gunk out and thoroughly rinse out her vagina, scrub her vulva and ass. Kind of a hot "after show", actually, but I was always impressed by her commitment to vaginal hygiene. No stones unturned, so to speak.

I've been forever spoiled since those days (I fucked her maybe 50 times.).

O.

[HebeHorny]

Both of you got it WRONG!! If your in the game, you should do your research of the life and culture. What these girls listen too in terms of music. A lot of these girls use Stallion due to the success of the female rapper Meghan The Stallion!! She's the hottest thing out right now and her rap hits. List to the one with Cardio B it's about fucking and using their pussy as power to get what they want!! Sound familiar?

Well said, MrSD. As a pigmentally-challenged monger I often find myself not entirely clear as to what a First Amendment Freedom Fighter is offering to provide. When that happens, my first stop is http:\\www.urbandictionary.com.

Thanks to that resource I can not only avoid embarrassment, I can also carry on June Cleaver's legacy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10 .

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