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08-21-20 14:48 #13353Regular Member

Posts: 4Still turning over rocks.
Looking for providers up in north Cherokee County area.
Any help would be greatly appreciated!!
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08-21-20 14:20 #13352Senior Member

Posts: 643Bad Attitude with Nichole in Kennesaw
I've seen this BBW Blonde post off and on for a min in the Atlanta area and finally decide to give this low life girl a call.
She texted me back after an hour of "Yes", saying yes she's available like an hour later. I get the 411 on her from some other mongers on here and they all say the same thing, average at best. She responded, so I wanted to see where this goes.
She quotes me $400 for an HR rate I am like Wait, did I miss something here?? Is she a well known Porn Star!! Will do every and anything I wanted? Bare and all? Did I accidentally text back two or three hours? NO, NOPE, NADA, no way, Take your ass back and get those brown roots done. Pssssst $400 This bish is smoking crack!
But, there's more! So, she wants to ask some questions or me to send her pics of my face holding up two fingers WTF? Ahhhh NO! Then she wants me to send a pic of me holding my dick with three fingers LMFAO (Yes, I actually found an Google image of that one LOL) In case you want to throw her off!
So, politely explained to her about the ads on Listcrawler etc. Showing dumbasses doing what she asked or with their photo driver's licenses. Posted on sex sites across the internet. They are other better ways to do a check. Like get the dude on the phone hear his speech, if he talks like a thug and can't pronounce his syllables. Then odds are he's a thug or whatever.
I mean look at it from the customers side as well. Don't ask a dude to take a face pic SMDH, she could black mail the dude and say I am going to your wife etc. Or post it on another ad with other idiots from all over the country on the internet. Just not cool Bro!
She got mad and said well if you don't, then I am going to block you!! Have a good days. WTF Have a good days?? ***** go back to school and get a real job!! Learn how to spell, that's why you're a hoe, bouncing around from one bad cheap motel to another!! SMDH.
I would stay away from this hoe you can tell she will upcharge and rip you off. Just my 2 cents!
https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/53425917/
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08-21-20 13:46 #13351Senior Member

Posts: 643True That!
Originally Posted by SkyWookie
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08-21-20 12:51 #13350Senior Member

Posts: 348Asian Women
Also, I have found that Asian woman have the ability to squirt. And I love that.
Originally Posted by TMeister
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08-21-20 12:35 #13349Senior Member

Posts: 498For some folks, the adventure, strangeness and unpredictability is part of the fun. Read his stories and tell me that he's not having fun. The bitching about the chicks is absolutely part of it.
Originally Posted by TMeister
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08-21-20 12:02 #13348Senior Member

Posts: 1868I think they're just clean.
Originally Posted by TMeister
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Well, you can't really look at Asian monolithically. The Japanese and Korean women are squeaky clean (though the Japanese rarely shave their pussies, alas). Chinese women not so much (China is basically filthy, and so are the Chinese). Thai woman are very clean, and now that you mention it, Laotians too (though I've only tapped maybe 5-6 Laotian chicks). Cambodian and Vietnamese girls are clean. Move on to Malaysia, the Philippines, and Indonesia, and they're not as clean.
The commonality is *Buddhism*. Cleanliness is a serious virtue in Buddhist philosophy: "clean" and "dirty" are kind of like "good" and "evil" in the Judeo-Christian tradition (witness the habit of removing shoes in Buddhist Asian households). Christian and Islamic Asia, the women are no cleaner than white or black girls.
I'm not sure about Indian Buddhists. I've done a few "Indian" girls, but they were really either Pakistani or Bengali (most "Indian" or "Desi" hoes are actually Bengali, and if you ever see an "Indian" stripper, she's probably Pakistani or Bengali. Hindu girls just flat out don't "provide", except in desperately poor areas of India.) I would guess that Indian Buddhists (or Nepalese, etc) girls would be fairly clean, at least if you encounter them in the Developed world.
That's O's Anthropology 101 lesson for the day! Take it with a grain of salt.
O.
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08-21-20 11:03 #13347Senior Member

Posts: 39There is a vaginal suppository that takes care of that very well. https://lovewellness.com/products/ne...-suppositories.
It's something to set the pH right so that the good bacteria can outcompete the bad smelly stuff. Just a bacterial imbalance.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
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08-21-20 10:47 #13346Banned Member

Posts: 1370I guess I don't get it.
You've got 1700 posts so you're obviously not new to this hobby but you made a lot of rookie mistakes in choosing this one for a date. Way too many red flags. The mere idea that she would take an half hour Uber from Kennesaw to Stone Mountain for only a QV 60 should've been the biggest red flag that she was a ROB or just flat out lying to you.
I was picking girls like this my first two years in the hobby but eventually learned to read the signs and avoid the obvious ripoffs and scammers.
Originally Posted by JohnnyMapalo
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08-21-20 10:27 #13345Banned Member

Posts: 1370RE: Asian women
I had an 18 yo Laotian girlfriend for about a month in the late 90's. We met and flirted one night in an AOL chat room and then hooked up a couple days later. I was 27 at the time and I noticed that her lips tasted kinda sweet when we kissed. It wasn't flavored lipstick just a natural taste from her saliva. I ate her out a few times and noticed her pussy tasted a little better than most of the white women I've eaten out. I think her age also helped because I've slurped on the nipples of girls age 18 to 22 and they just seem to taste better than nips from a 30-something woman. I'm pretty sure this is hormonal in nature.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
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To this day I'm convinced many Asian women have some set of peculiar genes that makes their body juices and skin taste kinda sweet and not musky or sweaty like other races.
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08-21-20 10:09 #13344Senior Member

Posts: 1868For me the hygiene issue is just non-negotiable. I'm not into "pregnant" myself, but I don't begrudge those who are (it's like "thick", not my thing AT ALL, but you do you).
Originally Posted by KimJungHung
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I don't know about fellow mongers, but if I'm heading out to fuck, the first thing I do is SHOWER. Thoroughly. Like I'm getting in there under the balls and everything, scrubbing my dick down like I would a candy apple red 1970 Plymouth Barracuda I was about to take to a car show. Clean, clean, clean, with a sparkle.
Shaved, smooth, scrubbed, clean, gunk-free holes. That's all I ask of an escort. Is that so demanding?
Strippers aren't usually a problem; it's like they understand the need for cleanliness. But the escorts? I used to specifically request for escorts to thoroughly scrub their holes clean (I'd just tell them I plan to eat out all their holes, even if I didn't plan to, just so they'd want to avoid embarrassment and clean up).
One of the freshest pussies I ever enjoyed was a little Filipina spinner from Pink Pony (Cheyenne? Weird name for an asian stipper, but she was a hottie. Back in like 2004,2005). First, everything was waxed smooth, not a single whisker of pubic hair. Vulva, ass crack, anus, she did the full Brazilian on a regular basis. After we'd fuck (at her apartment), she would do a deep squat over the bathroom sink (she was tiny, so plenty of room) so her vagina would pop open, and she'd scoop all the post-fuck gunk out and thoroughly rinse out her vagina, scrub her vulva and ass. Kind of a hot "after show", actually, but I was always impressed by her commitment to vaginal hygiene. No stones unturned, so to speak.
I've been forever spoiled since those days (I fucked her maybe 50 times.).
O.
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08-21-20 09:41 #13343Senior Member

Posts: 37Urban Dictionary is your friend, my friends
Well said, MrSD. As a pigmentally-challenged monger I often find myself not entirely clear as to what a First Amendment Freedom Fighter is offering to provide. When that happens, my first stop is http:\\www.urbandictionary.com.
Originally Posted by MrSwollDick
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Thanks to that resource I can not only avoid embarrassment, I can also carry on June Cleaver's legacy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10 .
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1598016874
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08-21-20 09:39 #13342Senior Member

Posts: 2044Well
From what I can see now. The only chic's posting for $60 qv are either trannies or scammers. Even fat chic's on Old National are doing $100+ for a qv. Smdh. I'll do an $80 qv every now and then if the chic looks good enough or if she's in a nice hotel. $100 qv is definitely out of the equation. Not now, not ever!! Well, unless they look really good and offering anal and BB mouth. And even that is a stretch.
Originally Posted by BigMoney21
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08-21-20 09:08 #13341Senior Member

Posts: 1456Ahole
I guess I'm an asshole because when a girl tells me via text or call they want me to buy them something or pick it up on the way I reply "Ok, but it's coming out of your donation" which usually pisses them off and the encounter is over. I never give them more than agreed not even 1 cent.
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08-21-20 01:08 #13340Senior Member

Posts: 2044Tutor
https://www.escortads.ch/us/678-926-4011
I should have never let this chic tutor me 3 weeks ago. First saw this chic posting last year and text her for her rates and such. She text back telling me that she was doing outcalls only and for only $60 qv. Hmm. She said that she was going to catch an Uber from Kennessaw all the way to Stone Mountain for a $60 qv too. Really?
After the Uber ride back and forth, she'll probably go home with a net profit of $25 if she's lucky. LOL. I dismissed her ass that time as I figured she was probably either some Delk Road streetwalker or a crackhead or something. I saw someone on here review her recently, so I thought I would give her another try. I text her once again and she text me back with $70 qv incall this time. Err.
I asked her if she would accept "$60" and she text, "No". Oh boy. 70 qv it is then, I guess. I asked for address and she gave the address to a so so hotel in Norcross. I got to the hotel some 45 minutes later and text her that I arrived. I drove around the hotel and noticed there were like no cars in the parking lot. I thought maybe the hotel was being renovated or something.
Anyways, she text me back telling me that her room is in the back and to text her again when I'm parked. Ok. I did just that and she kept texting me that she couldn't see me and asked what kind of car was I driving. I lied to her as always and gave her a fictitious car model. LOL. I looked to my left, while parked, and saw a female in a red blazer a few spaces down from me.
I figured this was the chic I came to see, checking me out in her car before giving me her room number. She kept texting me for a good 5 minutes asking me where I was before relaying over her room number. I got out of my whip and headed towards her room while walking past the chic in the red blazer. That chic looked nothing like the chic I was coming to see, as I figured she wasn't the chic I came to see. LOL.
I got to the chic's room door and noticed that it was wide ass open with house keeping cleaning the room. Great! I walked by and glanced in the room and saw nothing but housekeeping in there. I doubled back again and peeped in once more to see nothing but house keeping in there again. Hmm. Right next to that room though, a door swung open and a chic was standing right infront of the open door eyeballing me.
She had a black bandana covering her hair, so I didn't initially recognize who she was. We both gave each other the look before I asked if she was the one I came to see. She gave me a weird nod and told me to come on in. Ok. I walked on into a neat a clean smoke-free room with the tv on at a moderate level. I said my greetings as she closed and locked the door behind me.
I tried to engage in short convo, but this chic wasn't having it. She didn't seem very jovial at all, just very business-like and straight to the point. I noticed she had about 4-5 big duffle bags full of clothes. Where the hell is this chic going? The room didn't look lived in though. Eventually talks of the donation came up and I placed it into her outstretched hand.
It was 70 bones for 15 minutes. She counted the bones a few times before placing it away in a drawer. She then told me to get comfortable as she pulled down her shorts. I stripped all the way down to my birthday suit and sat in the middle of the bed as instructed. The bed was a high bed, which I hate, that she climbed up on next to me as well. I had to ask her to take off her top too. Why?
Her body, I'd say is "avlethic"; in between average and athletic. She stood at 5'6 1/2 and weighed in at 140-145 lbs. Her breastess'es were B cups and looked pretty youthful. Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was average juicy ass. It had some meat on it, but also had some flatness to it too.
You can tell that she's losing her shape as her love handles were warped as well. The ass isn't as full and proportional as you see in the pics. Now that we're both in the buff, she tried to place a magnum slab, that she furnished from a drawer, onto my very limp dong. I asked her if she would do a handjob first, but she totally ignored me and put the slab on anyways. Err.
She lowered her head into my lap and gots' ta' sucking. The suckie was weak!! I barely felt a thing and she had her hand all over my cock. Ehh. She sucked me off for a good 2 minutes while gazing at whatever was on the tele. She tried to stop after 2 minutes, but I looked down at my limp dong and told her that I needed a little more.
She gots' ta' sucking again and it was more of the same weak ass suckie. No suction and a whole lot of hand. After 3 minutes of that, she stopped sucking and asked me which position I wanted. I choose diggidy doggie as usual and told her to get to the edge of the bed. She instead told me to get behind her in the middle of the bed. Oh boy.
I hate getting on the bed with these chics! Anyways, I got behind her in doggie for the mount, but it was a no go. My cock was too soft for entrance, plus she had her ass so low to the bed that I couldn't get in there. I hate when they do that stupid shit. She kept reaching under to grab my cock and place it at the outside of her vagina.
I know that game! Chic's do that when they don't want you to get in there. They place your cock at the outside of their twat, waiting or expecting you to push it in yourself. Absolutely ridiculous! She also held her legs tightly together and wouldn't open them. Smh.
We played that game for a good 4 minutes, as she would place my cock at the outside of her vagina and drop her ass low down to the bed, so I couldn't get in there. Smdh. Eventually, she saw that this was going nowhere and told me that we should do mish instead. Really? She turned over on her back for mish and that's when I saw it. I was like damn!
This chic's got a full Bush between her legs. I didn't notice it in doggie, maybe because of all the shenanigans she was pulling back there. It was neat and groomed and a nice change of pace from the usual bald vaginas that chic's sport nowadays. I tried to enter her in mish now, with her guiding my cock towards the outside of her vagina. Smh.
I finally entered her, with the help of some lube that she placed on my covered johnson, and gots' ta' stroking. Her nookie was wet and warm, most likely from the lube she placed on me and her vagina. I stroked her out for no more than 2 minutes before feeling that oh so familiar feeling coming over me. I blew a medium load into the cover and pulled out some 30 seconds later.
I had enough of this chic and was ready to get the hell out of there. Too much frustration and this chic had the personality of a dead fly on the wall. I didn't think she said anymore than 5 words to me the whole time I was in there. Ekk. I got off the bed and she told me that I could clean up in her bathroom. I did just that with a wipe I took from a box of wipes on the dresser drawer.
I came back out and got dressed as she laid on the bed naked with her legs spread wide open. She was on the phone texting probably the next desperate simp. I said my condolences and left while she lay on the bed not paying me any mind. Eeekk. She was smelling fresh and clean the whole time, so that's one plus for her.
She also has the same tattoo on her ass in person that you see in the pic. That's another plus for her, but not a plus enough for me to repeat though. She needs to go back down to 60 bones for a qv. She doesn't have the personality to be a $70 qv or better chic. I'll give her an "6. 8" in looks and a "4" in performance. Not again.
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08-21-20 00:21 #13339Senior Member

Posts: 122A fellow hobbyist also gave me her info and pics. But I didn't know she had an ad. So I text her but I didn't get a respond till 4 days later. I stop by a gas station because she asked to bring her a pack of Newport's before I head to the hotel by the airport. I was an hour away and we kept in contact the entire time. After waiting in the parking lot for 15 min, she texts the room number, I grab the cash and the cigarettes and head to the room. She's the girl in the pics, gorgeous face but her belly turned me off immediately, also a white blonde was naked in the bathroom with the door cracked and we made awkward eye contact. Miranda tells me that her friend is going to be there during our meeting. It was a red flag so I told her that I left the cigarettes in the car and that I'll be right back (I had the cigarettes in my pocket.) as I'm in the car leaving she blows up my phone saying to not leave and to come back etc etc.
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