Escort Reports

**ChrisPoontang** · 08-24-20 22:45

Originally Posted by RudeAwakening [View Original Post]

While she seems like a great gal deep down & is still a cutie. Experienced too many red flags that lead me to believe she is in a rough spot andwho needs that drama potential risk or whatever the deal is! Hope she can pull it together, know a lot of people knock her but sentimentally hope she can.

Great gal deep down?

**RudeAwakening** · 08-24-20 21:16

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

She generally stays at the worst hotel in samo, the pavilions. I will not go there

Saw her a couple days ago at the pavilions. Pictures aren't 100% accurate but still has the fake baked plastic barbie look. Say she's just north of 30. Anyways don't get what the deal is but she seems like a higher end provider but only does 30 min sessions for 200. Looks were good IMO but session was very business like mechanical. CFS, BBBJ, LFK, DATY multiple positions. Too robotic for my liking. Couldn't use the restroom afterwards to lightly clean up, claims she had her dog locked up in there. After my whole ordeal with Chasey Lain the week before forget it. Won't repeat. She could easily be a gem but something seems off. Get the impression she's very high volume! Saw OP got cheaper rate but still either way for me not worth it. But at the $$ tag could be worse!

**RudeAwakening** · 08-24-20 19:47

Hi fellow mongers.

After an interesting experience last weekend with Chasey Lain at her SFV incall thought I'd give everyone a warning like I have on another forum & through PM. Seen her previously in Feb / March for an overnight before the whole lockdown happened. Um outside of the major run down seedy hotel she was staying at (saw some people arguing in the hallway along with a patron sleeping through the middle of it) but actually had a decent time. The 12 hour session itself was OK. She is not GFE / PSE friendly unless double her rate. Things did warm up a bit after she got comfortable with everything and is a VERY down to earth super cool charming lady. Originally was not MSOG even with the over night, but after while was able to get 4 pops, two BBBJCIM and two covered mish & doggy. She is a very YMMV provider and soon will find out why.

So just over week or so ago decided to session with her again for an hour. This time took forever to get a reply, many hours later around 3 am got some distorted texts. After setting up a time the next day and after many push backs / delays finally saw her. This time was a total 180. Still very chill but while lucid seemed to be very paranoid about uncle LEO and her mind seemed to be on other things. So after about 10-15 min her closes came off and noticed what I can only think were signs of severe substance abuse. She had very visible odd marks bruising on her legs. Decided to call it on that and end our session. No way after that was I in the mood or able to do so. Very upset down 5 $$ but to me wasn't worth the safety risk so left without making a huge deal about it.

After coming out about this on TER I started getting some strange texts from her number. This guy claiming to be her BF / booker aka pimp started rambling incoherently, calling me all these names for coming out about this and making idle threats. Very pathetic and came off very pissy about it all, sad and unfortunately hilarious at the same time. Claimed that when anyone contacts Chasey its really him pretending to be "her" as she doesn't have time for the "3 inch losers" that beg for time with her.

Luckily when dealing with "her" I've used a burner app number as was given intel previous to tread lightly so luckily they have no info on me except my first name. I hesitated to even screen with this one & after a minute wasn't turned away probably because they wanted my terms! Have gotten more recent intel Chasey is caught up with some guy fitting this description, a low rent former rock band manager / dealer. Is either manipulated or so far in a rabbit hole that she can't get out. Also heard she is mainly a PNP provider these days (if want the best experience with her) otherwise she can be luke warm and looking for an arrangement / sugar daddy as a "way out" as this poor schmuck hit me up late last week through a PM claiming he had something on the table for 4 k a month with her. Said while shocked already had gotten cold feet about it once and was done after finding out about this guy as told him personally she was solo unattached period.

While she seems like a great gal deep down & is still a cutie. Experienced too many red flags that lead me to believe she is in a rough spot andwho needs that drama potential risk or whatever the deal is! Hope she can pull it together, know a lot of people knock her but sentimentally hope she can.

You have been warned about this one. In LA so many options out there to avoid any of this!

Thought I'd just share my experiences and intel with others to stay safe as was initially fooled somewhat but I guess in this hobby not that all uncommon.

**BernardoNorte** · 08-24-20 15:08

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

The other milking table gal has more scheduling issues than guns and roses in st louis. She literally had every excuse in the book to keep flaking and then she was asking me to come over at a really inconvenient time.

I didn't get as far with her as she was slow to respond and looks wise was less my cup of tea.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Your analysis of lana is spot on. All business, mainly bullshit.

I was also skeptical of Lana due to complete lack of screening. Being a SoCal guy in normal times I make occasional trips south of the border and am just now dipping my toes in the water up here because of Covid. This has caused me a few issues inquiring with other girls as I am not overly vetted. Lana basically just told me to pick a time and come on over. Lana also has a pretty short web presence (only dating back to late June) under that name although I did find some listings under a different name that were older. Glad to hear she is not LE but not surprised to hear the service was not worth the $300.

**PriscillaM** · 08-23-20 20:08

Originally Posted by Jbjb1983 [View Original Post]

She's a older red head Russian escort. She's expensive 500 for GFE. Seen her in the past in Santa Monica she goes by Alisa. She's only staying till the end of the month. But again she's too expensive for my taste.

Any girl charging 500 in sa mo who is not one of the angels is for shit. Per se.

**SFVsag** · 08-23-20 18:45

Originally Posted by BernardoNorte [View Original Post]

I also almost made the mistake of booking a massage with Lana. Really interested in the milking table but glad I passed in the end. Truth is I could tell just by trading messages with her that she was all business. There was another girl in LA this week offering milking table she was less of a stunner but when I researched her across other sites she had a better and longer reputation. Looks like she comes through LA sometimes. Here is her ad. If you search her number you can see she is active in many cities. https://losangeles.rubratings.com/173653.

Saw that ad. Didn't answer one of her interrogation questions correctly and got blocked.

**Jbjb1983** · 08-23-20 17:54

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/149278

669?

I am sure this girl is phony. Anyone? She uses different pics in different ads.

She's a older red head Russian escort. She's expensive 500 for GFE. Seen her in the past in Santa Monica she goes by Alisa. She's only staying till the end of the month. But again she's too expensive for my taste.

**PriscillaM** · 08-23-20 15:59

Originally Posted by BernardoNorte [View Original Post]

I also almost made the mistake of booking a massage with Lana. Really interested in the milking table but glad I passed in the end. Truth is I could tell just by trading messages with her that she was all business. There was another girl in LA this week offering milking table she was less of a stunner but when I researched her across other sites she had a better and longer reputation. Looks like she comes through LA sometimes. Here is her ad. If you search her number you can see she is active in many cities. https://losangeles.rubratings.com/173653.

The other milking table gal has more scheduling issues than guns and roses in st louis. She literally had every excuse in the book to keep flaking and then she was asking me to come over at a really inconvenient time.

Your analysis of lana is spot on. All business, mainly bullshit.

**BernardoNorte** · 08-23-20 10:46

Originally Posted by SFVsag [View Original Post]

FINALLY! I've only been asking for any intel on this one for about a month. Tried to book with her a few weeks back, but got strung along so I bailed. Thanks for saving me the trouble of rescheduling.

I also almost made the mistake of booking a massage with Lana. Really interested in the milking table but glad I passed in the end. Truth is I could tell just by trading messages with her that she was all business. There was another girl in LA this week offering milking table she was less of a stunner but when I researched her across other sites she had a better and longer reputation. Looks like she comes through LA sometimes. Here is her ad. If you search her number you can see she is active in many cities. https://losangeles.rubratings.com/173653.

**PriscillaM** · 08-22-20 14:41

Originally Posted by HelloPanda [View Original Post]

Hello PriscillaM,

What does FISA mean?

I'm curious.

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. If only we had real media in this country.

**PriscillaM** · 08-22-20 11:20

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/149278

669?

I am sure this girl is phony. Anyone? She uses different pics in different ads.

**KingOfFours** · 08-21-20 09:51

Originally Posted by KingOfFours [View Original Post]

About 6 feet I'd estimate without heels, but she usually wears 6" stripper heels! She has very recent reviews on the infamous other board, so I think she's still around? Not easy to get into bareback, it took me several attempts to convince her on the phone. But when all was said and done, I got it, on the first visit, with CIP, for 300, her regular rate, no upsells. Pictures from a session when I inseminated her 5 years ago.

I'll gladly tell you who she is, but first, I am wondering if anyone recognizes her?

.

My pictures of her can be found in my post quoted above. And by request, here is my review from MonkeyShit. I'm posting ALL my stolen MonkeyShit reviews on this board, in order to stick it to those theiving Monkey-shit motherfuckers!

General Description.

She was hard to get ahold of, but when we finally met, I'm glad we did!

The Juicy Details.

She's a TALL one! And even taller in those spiked high heels that she looks GREAT in, and left on the whole time, even though everything else came off.

Very nice condo, and a very comfortable setting.

German MILF, totally unlimited menu, but much more PSE than GFE. It started with a lap dance, she clearly knows what she's doing--and ended with my cumming deep inside her snug, girl-cum dripping MILF snatch, which she let me take pictures of, after I deposited my share of man-cum, to mix, inside her vagina, with her girl-cum! DFK was there, but as I said, she was much more into genital play, than kissing. But there was a lot of very fine BBBJ, tasty wet DATY, 69, and nasty banter, in two different languages!

She's older, has bolt-ons, but is trim, athletic, and still looks hot, and is is NOT shy! One of my more interesting lays in Los Angeles, she's nice, honest, and a real fire ball! And an ultra-fine ride! Eat your fuckin' wheaties, gentlemen!