Massage Parlor Reports

**RyanHarvey** · 07-26-20 14:50

Originally Posted by Vcrgt [View Original Post]

Discreet Tempus.

You recommend anyone at DT? Brooklyn is the only girl that looks hot to me and she's never available.

**Vcrgt** · 07-26-20 13:18

Originally Posted by DonkeyRope [View Original Post]

Which place is DT?

Discreet Tempus.

**Big Daddy Don** · 07-26-20 10:41

Reading Frankies posts are definitly entertaining. I am not a big teds fan. I like the smaller girls you can bend and mold better. But. Pre Covid there was a girl named Lily at Roger Bacon in Reston who enjoyed the teds play. She was young and cute with sizable teds. She was not really getting into DATY and I found that unusual. I asked what she liked and she told me to squeeze the teds. I did so and she encouraged to squeeze them harder. I just went for my time but she really seemed to enjoy the tit massage. I don't know if she is still there. There were a few reports on her in the past since she was quite cute.

**DonkeyRope** · 07-26-20 03:48

Originally Posted by Vcrgt [View Original Post]

I'm a big fan of the PV services. Just started going to BG and the two girls I saw were good in terms of services, but not that good looking.

Eden is great. Girls are hot! Some don't let too much toughing but most do. HE only at this place.

I don't go to ST, but I go to DT when I need more than HE or more touching. More mutual touching since no massage table.

Which place is DT?

**Happy Guy 2** · 07-25-20 20:39

Had a dream at Best Therapy in Chantilly. I called first and they gave me a slot. Apparently Lucy and Ivy are working and I drew Ivy. She is brand new there, and is a tall busty gal and very nice. Had a delightful and fun Table Shower and a very good massage. And nice play time. She takes direction and is very pleasant friendly gal. Overall, a delightful and fun hour.

Hot Lucy lu greeted me when I left and said to remember to call and make appointment because they get busy and they need time to clean up and sanitize everything. Totally delly enjoyed my "vacation" there. Felt comfortable and they seem to care about safety which is key to me.

Play safe, Happy hunting.

HG2.

**OhioRich** · 07-25-20 12:42

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

I got to chance to TOFFT and visited spa fruit.

.... She's a 40-50's Vietnamese woman. ....

This reminded me of the 'good ol days', back in the 70's & 80's (gives you an idea of how old I am LOL), when all the AMPs advertised in the back of the Sports section of the WaPo. All the AMPs were Viet back then. Does anyone know of an AMP that (still) has Viet providers? Amazing how the Chinese have taken over the massage business (but I hear in places like New York there are Korean places. But NY has everything, Russian, Hispanic.) Would love to be seen by a Viet lady again. I'd go here but don't want to risk the chance of getting mangled by Mz. Muscles.

**Lzh24** · 07-24-20 22:20

Does it still need to make an appointment or can just walk-in?

Have not been to one since March.

**TheOuroboros** · 07-24-20 20:44

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

I got to chance to TOFFT and visited spa fruit.

They do an array of different things in addition to the basic FB massage and when I asked if they had a table shower I was given this deluxe vichy shower. So it's a 30 min massage followed by a 30 min vichy shower. The whole place smelled of legit. Massage tables, sauna, and three shower rooms. It's a pretty big place. So I'm finally am greeted by lily. She's a 40-50's Vietnamese woman.
Analysis time: Maybe I lead you all astray. Maybe there is a banana spa somewhere in falls church and I fucked up. Maybe I played all my cards wrong. Maybe I was supposed to say some secret phrase and failed some extensive LEO test. Whatever the case there is something clear. Maybe I saw someone different than Coolie, the place is certainly big enough to hold more than one staff. Id love to dissect my experience with Coolie for sure. But one thing is certain. YMMV is working against me. Hard.

-GnS.

Or is it "if at first you don't succeed, try try again?

I decided to make another effort to go to spa fruit. Wishful thinking.

Instead of Vietnamese lily I got another masseuse, a chunky black girl named Stephanie with truckasaurus hands who really did a number on my back. Wasn't so much a massage as it was getting people's elbowed by Dwayne "the rock" Johnson. No flip. Just 30 min of physical punishment, to the point where I don't even think I would have been in the mood for anything extra even if it was offered. I still got a table shower which thankfully is still done by Lily. I really just wanted to check off Vietnamese as part of my asian bingo. But there's no extras here. No hint of nothing. So 3 strikes and I'm out. This scientist knows that doing the same thing and expecting a different result is in fact insanity, and I'm not much of a fan of blowing $$+ every time just to come up empty.

**VaPlay** · 07-24-20 19:43

Originally Posted by OldManInVa [View Original Post]

I went to Yams in Chantilly yesterday. Met at the door by MMS who showed me to a room while collecting the $80 house fee. She left with a promise of a "good masseuse" to take care of me. Mimi walks in a few moments later to lead me to the TS. She is probably in her 40's, thin. Smaller tits (sorry Frankie, nothing to see here) and small ass. She gives me a very thorough TS with lots of attention given to the nooks and crannies. Every inch of me felt very clean. Even the few extra that popped up during the process. We went back to the room and settled in. She gave me a good massage, medium pressure with lots of teasing before the flip. She allowed roaming as she stood at the head of the table and enjoyed the way I massaged her legs and ass. The only question she asked me on the flip is if I wanted her to "remove". She quickly obliged and climbed back on the table. She used the tits she has to her best advantage as she rubbed over me and my boys. She then slid down a little lower to give me a BBJ. At one point she made a motion which seemed to indicate FS, but not my thing. She left me happy and finished up with more massage to finish out the hour.

Probably the best part of this was not having to discuss the tip. She counted it after I dropped it on the cabinet while getting dressed. This is the first time I have gone to Yams but will return.

OldMan.

Next try Best at the other end of the building and ask for Lucy Lu. If you enjoy 40 ish with the body of a 20 yo. and service second to none, become her friend?

**Grouper1980** · 07-24-20 16:08

I tried the number I had for Zina from a couple months back and Ronda answered. I set up some time for later in the day anyway. Of course, I came here right after to make it was an appointment to keep. Since I was looking forward to Zina, Ronda started out a little disappointing. She's a little older and a little more rubenesque than Zina. But that hasn't really stopped me before and based on SlowBlo's report, I wasn't going to walk away.

So glad I didn't.

I don't think I've had ever been with a provider who enjoys her job as much as Ronda does. From humming along with the music to making jokes. Her English was 6/10 so some of them were lost on me. She was very at ease, put me at ease. And, there was a couple surprises I let you find out for yourself. I guess I'll say, if you have an opportunity, she won't disappoint.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...da#post4861078

**OrZammar** · 07-24-20 11:07

https://www.kinseyvalentine.com/

Saw her this morning. Pictures are accurate, she has this giggly personality and is a good conversationalist. Mostly talked about our ruined plans for the year. Cute face. Same age as me so I felt more of an attraction, maybe. I'd say 8 or 9/10.

So, she has a milking table. Massage table with a hole where your junk goes. I went with an hour for $200. Now she is a teasing master, while you're laying face down she will play with your balls for a bit, go back to body rubbing. A few strokes of the shaft, back to body rubbing. Hand twisty thing on the head, back to body rubbing. I was hard enough to break concrete. Ar some point she was sliding her torso all over my back.

When it comes time to flip she covers the hole up. She allows touching, just no FIV action. All that teasing must have done the trick, I nutted like I hadn't nutted in a week when I really had beat my meat the night before. Like, the splooge went flying off the table. Never had that kind of distance before.

She's taking a vacation starting tomorrow and will be back August 1st.

**Vcrgt** · 07-24-20 10:58

Originally Posted by Buckyy [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to the trio of PV places in tysons recently? BG, ST or Eden? I'd love to hear some experiences. Have you all masked up since it's a PV session? Are the ladies ever wearing masks or not hugging when they open the doors?

Thanks in advance! Definitely feeling the itch to head to one of these spots soon.

I'm a big fan of the PV services. Just started going to BG and the two girls I saw were good in terms of services, but not that good looking.

Eden is great. Girls are hot! Some don't let too much toughing but most do. HE only at this place.

I don't go to ST, but I go to DT when I need more than HE or more touching. More mutual touching since no massage table.

**OldManInVa** · 07-23-20 17:11

I went to Yams in Chantilly yesterday. Met at the door by MMS who showed me to a room while collecting the $80 house fee. She left with a promise of a "good masseuse" to take care of me. Mimi walks in a few moments later to lead me to the TS. She is probably in her 40's, thin. Smaller tits (sorry Frankie, nothing to see here) and small ass. She gives me a very thorough TS with lots of attention given to the nooks and crannies. Every inch of me felt very clean. Even the few extra that popped up during the process. We went back to the room and settled in. She gave me a good massage, medium pressure with lots of teasing before the flip. She allowed roaming as she stood at the head of the table and enjoyed the way I massaged her legs and ass. The only question she asked me on the flip is if I wanted her to "remove". She quickly obliged and climbed back on the table. She used the tits she has to her best advantage as she rubbed over me and my boys. She then slid down a little lower to give me a BBJ. At one point she made a motion which seemed to indicate FS, but not my thing. She left me happy and finished up with more massage to finish out the hour.

Probably the best part of this was not having to discuss the tip. She counted it after I dropped it on the cabinet while getting dressed. This is the first time I have gone to Yams but will return.

OldMan.

**PilotAviator** · 07-23-20 13:30

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

I've never had it done, but I believe I have read that KK and Tara (reviewed often here) will do the manscaping. And no worries about the HE as well. (at least with a massage. Again I haven't had the scaping done).

I can confirm both Tara and KK advertise manscaping services.

Anything else would make for a nice dream.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**MrSunnyHills** · 07-23-20 12:50

Originally Posted by SonnyJones [View Original Post]

I have searched and searched but was wondering if any one knows a good place to go to get manscaping done and maybe a HE?

Used to go to a place in Front Royal but they closed down.

Thanks in advance.

Sonny.

I've never had it done, but I believe I have read that KK and Tara (reviewed often here) will do the manscaping. And no worries about the HE as well. (at least with a massage. Again I haven't had the scaping done).