Massage Parlor Reports

[VAmongerman]

Saw Lisa today based on reports of her wearing some short shorts but not today, she was wearing pants. OK, screw it, I made the trip here and needed a massage. This was actually my first visit to this place so it was a good scouting trip as well.

It's 50 for 30 minutes, 60 for the hour. No TS as GripNSip alluded to. Lisa did a really good job for a massage. On the flip I just wanted a standard noVA and she did a good job taking direction, edging me as I groped her ass and got a nice explosive release. She also did a little post-standard noVA tease massage on the little head that was torture but also exciting for me to see her enjoy teasing me like that. After that, she performed another several minutes of massage on my legs.

Overall good value for a good massage to get a good release. She is OK looking, thus I was fine with just standard noVA, but if she was wearing some short shorts, I may have wanted to do more with her. Anyone else know of providers sporting the short shorts, let me know. I can tired of seeing providers wearing the yoga pants outfits, and providers who wear dresses don't do it for me.

I've seen Lisa at several AMPs. She's ok but don't expect super sexy, it's not her nature. Though she is nice and I've never felt any attitude, it is a job for her. Also not much up top due to. Hmmm I would say age. English is minimal. Good massage and she'll do nova but YMMV.

[OldManInVa]

Let's keep our fingers crossed that it is just a technical blip. Surprised that they along with cityxguide had not switched to overseas domains.

I was able to access using a VPN and picking a connection outside the USA. It then allowed me to browse for USA providers with ads from 7/11.

[StandErect]

Let's keep our fingers crossed that it is just a technical blip. Surprised that they along with cityxguide had not switched to overseas domains.

Yes. I guess it was maintenance, or overload. Seems to be fine today. I miss CityXguide. That was the best!

[Kijimuna]

I have not posted in a long time because I have not done anything in a very long time.

Been thinking about going for it again and need to know if anyone has been to the Relax Spa in Lansdowne Town Center. If so, how was it? Are the usual services available at the usual prices?

Let me know and if I go there I will post a full review.

WATTA Dry Spell!!

I'm pretty sure they are legit.

[Serpico99]

Can we get a name of this AMP. Would love to pay Lisa a visit tomorrow.

Go to rubmaps.com and search under the Fairfax listing. It should be the 4th or 5th one on the list. 8303 Arlington Blvd. I don't have a link to any of their online ads.

[Frank Digitola]

Frankie, as much as I'd love to say that the recommendations are what bring me back to the board, in reality it's your writing. This is pulitzer quality.

On a serious note. Was she a clock watcher or was it all seamless?

Lastly, any objections in linking real link or would you rather hobbyists go through the two step process?

Thanks for the props brah. She very well may have been watching the clock while I was face down, but I wouldn't know. When I was face up it just felt like I was hooking up with some strange. We were just getting our freak on mutually and it felt natural and smooth. I don't really understand the last question.

Frankie.

[DCmdvawiz]

A little bit out of range for some, but for others, she's right off 495- 20 minutes from Tysons.

Big ass, cute titties (mid Bs), solid massage (she would be an all star in the G league, but not quite NBA level). That said, she's better than all the girls at FHOH.

Says she's from Spain and is half Spanish half Belizean.

Worth a return visit.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...148093327.html

[InSearch69]

I have gotten nothing but a good massage. I hear there is an Asian crapshoot working out of Ashburn that was advertising on cityx. I know you can go-to countryside by the pond. Try there if you don't want to have to drive to Herndon area.

I have not posted in a long time because I have not done anything in a very long time.

Been thinking about going for it again and need to know if anyone has been to the Relax Spa in Lansdowne Town Center. If so, how was it? Are the usual services available at the usual prices?

Let me know and if I go there I will post a full review.

WATTA Dry Spell!!

[WolfPack33]

Saw Lisa today based on reports of her wearing some short shorts but not today, she was wearing pants. OK, screw it, I made the trip here and needed a massage. This was actually my first visit to this place so it was a good scouting trip as well.

It's 50 for 30 minutes, 60 for the hour. No TS as GripNSip alluded to. Lisa did a really good job for a massage. On the flip I just wanted a standard noVA and she did a good job taking direction, edging me as I groped her ass and got a nice explosive release. She also did a little post-standard noVA tease massage on the little head that was torture but also exciting for me to see her enjoy teasing me like that. After that, she performed another several minutes of massage on my legs.

Overall good value for a good massage to get a good release. She is OK looking, thus I was fine with just standard noVA, but if she was wearing some short shorts, I may have wanted to do more with her. Anyone else know of providers sporting the short shorts, let me know. I can tired of seeing providers wearing the yoga pants outfits, and providers who wear dresses don't do it for me.

The descriptions of Lisa seems like a Lisa I saw at CCW in Reston a few months ago. She was Korean. She was decent enough and wanted to see the other talent but soon after Covid happened. Anyone been to Shirlington T. Lately? I had a great dream there once. If I remember correctly, someone mentioned that it was under new management?

[Camel22]

Saw Lisa today based on reports of her wearing some short shorts but not today, she was wearing pants. OK, screw it, I made the trip here and needed a massage. This was actually my first visit to this place so it was a good scouting trip as well.

It's 50 for 30 minutes, 60 for the hour. No TS as GripNSip alluded to. Lisa did a really good job for a massage. On the flip I just wanted a standard noVA and she did a good job taking direction, edging me as I groped her ass and got a nice explosive release. She also did a little post-standard noVA tease massage on the little head that was torture but also exciting for me to see her enjoy teasing me like that. After that, she performed another several minutes of massage on my legs.

Overall good value for a good massage to get a good release. She is OK looking, thus I was fine with just standard noVA, but if she was wearing some short shorts, I may have wanted to do more with her. Anyone else know of providers sporting the short shorts, let me know. I can tired of seeing providers wearing the yoga pants outfits, and providers who wear dresses don't do it for me.

Can we get a name of this AMP. Would love to pay Lisa a visit tomorrow.

[GordonFreeman]

Does anyone use www.skipthegames.com? It apparently is down. Seizure like CityXguide, or what? Smh.

Let's keep our fingers crossed that it is just a technical blip. Surprised that they along with cityxguide had not switched to overseas domains.

[StandErect]

Does anyone use www.skipthegames.com? It apparently is down. Seizure like CityXguide, or what? Smh.

[DCmdvawiz]

That's it, that's my reply.

As I've mentioned before, hanging out here you develop a perpetual To Do List of providers that you want to see based on the intel the brahs here drop. Due to the way I practice the hobby, IE trying someone different practically every week in search of Hall of Fame teddies and board content, I exhaust my To Do Lists pretty rapidly. There's been a provider however who has left me scratching my head and I had to confirm or deny previous reports and results of my own detective work.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147599

We've all seen the ads from the above provider, Emma. I saw an ad last year and sent out a feeler text. Simultaneously another brah posted here asking for intel on Emma and Chris brah replied saying he had seen her and that she was a late 40's, heavy set, large breasted, Middle Eastern woman. I am the confusing. I go back to the ad and check the email attached. It leads to a mature white lady masseuse named Emma. The number attached to the ad replies telling me to reach out to another number to schedule. I look up that number and it is the contact number for the mature white lady provider again. I am confusedrerer, and abort mission until present day.

[Serpico99]

Dreamed of my go to AMP at Arlington, located on the second floor of the medical office building. Parking is easy.

My ATF Mimi wasn't there. But I was introduced to Lisa. She looks late 40's but asian magic is deceiving and I know she's probably a decade older than that. She was wearing short shorts (shout out to my boy Serpico) and black tank top. An hour for. 6 is a steal so I paid the house fee and got onto the massage table. Nobody comes close to Mimi in terms of massage skill here but Lisa provides a strong muscle rub. She takes her time and attacks each limb, I always love when they incorporate light stretching into the massage. My hour comes and goes and we move to a light tease and then the flip.

Now I will dock this place a few points because they are much more accommodating in the winter when it isn't dragons den hot as balls outside. She motioned for the HJ (which I should have settled for) but little brain wanted more. I told her I wanted the expanded menu and she accepted, so I tore off her clothes and wrestled her to the massage table. I strapped on my hat (I always come prepared) and then we were off to the races. Don't get me wrong. It was fun and I nutted into the hat. But we were both wearing masks in a low ventilated area in 95 degree heat. It was like banging in a sauna. There's no table shower, so make sure you come in gym clothes, and not a suit like me. The mix of sweat and massage oil made for an awkward and uncomfortable drive home. Total for everything was $. 6 which is a bargain these days, Lisa gets my seal of approval just make sure you come ready to bear the summer heat.

Saw Lisa today based on reports of her wearing some short shorts but not today, she was wearing pants. OK, screw it, I made the trip here and needed a massage. This was actually my first visit to this place so it was a good scouting trip as well.

It's 50 for 30 minutes, 60 for the hour. No TS as GripNSip alluded to. Lisa did a really good job for a massage. On the flip I just wanted a standard noVA and she did a good job taking direction, edging me as I groped her ass and got a nice explosive release. She also did a little post-standard noVA tease massage on the little head that was torture but also exciting for me to see her enjoy teasing me like that. After that, she performed another several minutes of massage on my legs.

Overall good value for a good massage to get a good release. She is OK looking, thus I was fine with just standard noVA, but if she was wearing some short shorts, I may have wanted to do more with her. Anyone else know of providers sporting the short shorts, let me know. I can tired of seeing providers wearing the yoga pants outfits, and providers who wear dresses don't do it for me.

[Watta]

I have not posted in a long time because I have not done anything in a very long time.

Been thinking about going for it again and need to know if anyone has been to the Relax Spa in Lansdowne Town Center. If so, how was it? Are the usual services available at the usual prices?

Let me know and if I go there I will post a full review.

WATTA Dry Spell!!